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Anthony Wiener On Wieners

Since the most important American in our lives has created the most important disaster in our lives, I decided to check with Anthony Wiener about life and his plans

M: So, how does it Anthony, sent any emails recently?

W. Fred, before I allow any  male to interview me, they have to pass the Wiener test.

M: So, what is the Wiener test?

W: Well, you have to jerk off so we can compare who has the biggest prick of all. OK, Fred, get going, good, oh, sorry, you just are not the prick I am.

M: So, Anthony, what about those emails to little girls?

W: Fred, I am on the Internet, just poking around to meet some chicks so I can show off the wiener in action, and along comes some neat chick. How the hell do I know if she is twelve or fifteen or even, sixteen?

M: Valid point, Anthony, so what about this Comey guy?

W: Fred, jealous is the word that describes this Comey guy. He just can’t get it up so he decided to get me down. I can out wiener him any hour or day or night  of the  year, pure jealousy.

M: Do you feel sorry for the mess that is aiding Trump? Any regrets?

W: Regrets about what? My wife left me, the Clinton broad is out to get me, even Bill will not respond to my emails about a prick contest. I’m the victim, not Hillary nor my wife, just another attempt to reduce my power in life.

M: Well, good luck in the email contest that has America glued to the media.

W: Now, if I could only reveal the real Anthony Wiener, I would be the winner pricks down!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 26 year old mind trapped in an 86 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I wonder if FBI head James Comey wants to build a great wall to keep out the Hispanics.

It was a quiet Halloween without kids asking for candy. Wonder why?

As a  child of the Depression, we sure never got ANY candy on Halloween!

Republican seen shouting about USA and then about ‘Jew S A.” Anti-semites just love Donald Trump, wonder why?

Never can figure out how  or why some Jews love Donald Trump.

I wonder what ONE day of peace in this world would be like?

I seriously doubt if Jesus Christ would be welcomed at Trump rallies, the guy loved ALL and just wanted peace.

 

The FBI Goes To Bat

The actions of FBI head James Comey have created a fire storm of conflict. Two former Attorney Generals have blasted him for making announcements concerning an ongoing investigation. Republican Alberto Gonzales who served under the administration of George Bush made clear he is somewhat perplexed with what the director was trying to accomplish. We don’t comment on investigations because commenting on investigations may compromise the investigation.”

Oh well, finally like many Americans this blog is sick and tired of investigations over nothing. As of this date, the FBI has yet to state a single example of how any of the Clinton emails have actually ‘threatened national security.” Just ONE example would go a long way to prove that Hillary Clinton actually threatened anything of anyone! Ordinarily, it is the Justice Department, NOT the FBI which files criminal charges. This is the October present to Donald Trump.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 26 year old mind trapped in an 86 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

THE issue of American politics is the sex emails of Anthony Wiener.

Hillary Clinton should have fired her friend who, unfortunately, was married to Anthony Wiener.

Donald Trump can not talk without waving those small, small, hands.

I gather there are Christians who believe Donald Trump is the new Jesus Christ. JESUS CHRIST!

Once upon a time the Hatch Act was passed to prevent government officials from interfering in political campaigns.

HATE is the main campaign issue for Trump supporters.

Just once, just once, I would so love to know what are the Great Economic ideas of Donald Trump.

Have not heard much  lately about the GREAT WALL.

Paul Ryan–For Anyone To Be President

As you recall, Paul Ryan a few months ago urged Republicans to vote for Donald Trump, and now he wants Republicans to vote for the next person who will become president. So, we asked Paul to explain where  he stands right now.

Fred, thanks for this opportunity to be frank with the American people on where the Congressman who leads our party in the House of Representatives stands on this election. I do want someone to become president, I can say that without any fear of taking this stand. I want someone who will cut taxes on the wealthy and get this economy moving again. I want someone who understands that when the wealthy are happy, the Middle Class is prosperous.

So, who will I support for president? Mr.Trump is the nominee for the Republican party for the presidency. OK,sometimes, well, to be honest, just about all the time, he opens his big mouth to insult a woman,a disabled person or Hispanics. Now, I love women, but remember that I am married so I keep my love away  from female bodies, but any how, there is always something today or some female today, that Donald sort of angers with his touches,let alone with his words.

OK, Donald has sort of insulted me, but there is absolutely NO evidence that he ever groped my wife or reached for her pussy. None at all. On the question of my wife and her body, I have to admit that Donald Trump has been a gentleman. So, give Donald an ‘A’grade when it comes to groping females in my family. On this point,I do support Donald Trump when it comes to members of the Ryan family. He has been a gentleman at ALL times. So,on this point,I am 100% on the side of Donald Trump!

Rigged Elections

Anyone who subjects themselves to watching CNN is confronted with several blond haired women who insist the United States is on the verge of a revolution organized by the Democratic party in order to overthrown the government of this nation.In essence, claims of voter fraud are focused on neighborhoods in urban areas in which people with  sort of dark skins live. OK,  reality. There is no doubt that people who die frequently have their names left on the voting list. Eventually, election officials get it right. BUT, that does not mean that dead people actually  vote.

Donald Trump received an estimated THREE BILLION DOLLAR gift of free advertising from the media. However, when he began to slip in the polls, suddenly the media which he loved, somehow became part of a secret plot by secret politicians whose only goal is ensuring the election of Hillary Clinton. Donald told America on Wednesday’s debate that he would NOT pledge to accept  the decision of voters. However, he did say that he WOULD accept the voter decision, IF I WIN.

Such talk is unheard of in American history. The  Donald man is simply the most un-American person ever to seek the presidency. How will he charges of a ‘rigged  election’ be received in governments where people seek to establish a democratic process and use the United States as an example?

Debate On Economy

The two candidates discussed, or at least made a stab at discussing the state of the American economy. Here they went:

Trump: I want to make this nation Great Again, I want to make certain that no country robs us of what we are due. When I am president, I will make  great deals, fantastic deals that will make this country great again. Put me in a room with the Chinks, I will have them leave the room naked. I am a brilliant negotiator, wonderful,with my brains, this country will see millions and millions of jobs. You folks in Ohio and in Pennsylvania, we will bring back coal mining jobs, we will get our closed factories working again. HOW? I am a great deal maker, a fantastic deal maker, I can out smart any Chinese or Russian or anyone, just turn me loose on the Saudis, they will be sending oil to us and we will not pay a penny! That is my economic  plan.

Hillary Clinton: I want to invest in education, I want to invest in job training, I want to rebuild our infrastructure and create millions of jobs. We need technical training in schools, we need  linkage  between jobs and education. I want to tax the wealthy to pay for these new economic developments. We need technological development to create 21st century jobs.

Trump Supporter Speaks

I was recently contacted by a Trump supporter who wanted to express their views.

I asked about his comments that thousands of Muslims cheered on 9/11. Response: “Thousands of Muslims were cheering. OK, I can’t  give you a picture, but thousands were cheering in their mosques. Thousands.”  I asked about Trump deporting eleven million: Response: “You misunderstand. Trump did not actually say he would deport them. He was trying to send a message about our undefended borders. Think of his statement as a symbol of the need to protect our borders.’

I asked about his anti-Muslim comments: Response: Donald Trump does not hate Muslims.  Look, he constantly says he wants to  help blacks and Hispanics. He wants to help people. But, the Muslim religion is the only religion whose Koran preaches hatred of other religions.  Other religions do not do that.” I asked about our ‘depleted military: Response: “We have to rebuild our military. Under Obama our military is not respected. No one respects the United States.We  need more heavy bombers. We need to once again be respected for our military.”

I asked about Russia and Trump: Response: “We need a man who knows  how to negotiate.We need someone who Putin respects as a negotiator. Trump knows how to make great deals.Hillary Clinton is not a tough negotiator.”I noted that Israel was the only nation in the Middle East with atomic bombs. Response: “Great, fantastic. If not for their atomic bombs, Muslim nations would attack Israel. They all hate Israel. I’ll be honest, the only nations I care about are America and Israel, yes, Israel and America. I don’t care about any other nation!”

I was talking about how killing civilians violated the Code of Military Justice, and the line went dead. I am not saying that was rude, consider it a symbol of how Trump responds to criticism.

Angry Americans For Trump

These days there are many angry people in America, most probably, the angriest is Rudy Giuliani. But, central to the anger of Trump supporters is  the belief that America is no longer a Great Nation, and foreign type people are swarming into our beloved land and transforming it into a den of iniquity and evil. Many recall the “good old days” when white males ran the land, and blacks, Hispanics and women knew their place. No blacks were marching in the streets, because if they did, a group of white men dressed in white robes would explain who ran the show, and who was expected to get into the gutter when a white person walked down the street.

They are angry at rise of minority groups to political power. Many also worked in plants producing automobiles or making shirts and pants, or dwelled in our coal mines. Ironically, these same people supported laws that made organizing workers into unions difficult, and the result was that the boss paid low wages and fired at will. They voted for Republican politicians who prevented laws that provided low cost colleges, decent health care, retraining programs  that would enable the displaced coal miner to get a technology job. They voted for Republicans who refused to pass legislation that would create high wage jobs rebuilding our infrastructure.

So, what happened? A high percent of Silicon Valley tech jobs are now filled by people from India,China or Pakistan. The angry people should gaze into a mirror if they want to know how our job situation became as it now is.

Marco Rubio Has A Problem

As  you recall or do not recall during the year long quest for the Republican nomination for  president, Senator Marco Rubio pledged that he would not seek re-election to that office. Well, Marco, did not get the golden ring of being a candidate for president so he decided to once again become a US Senator. He is now being challenged by Democrat Patrick Murphy. In a recent speech, Murphy mocked Marco for his famous statement given in response to a question as to whether or not he believed there was climate change: “I’m not a scientist.”

Murphy went  on the attack. “Floridians don’t need to be told about the effects of climate change,with the future of the environment on the line, who are Republicans trying to elect Donald Trump and Marco Rubio? When Donald goes low, Marco Rubio is right there with him.”