Since the most important American in our lives has created the most important disaster in our lives, I decided to check with Anthony Wiener about life and his plans
M: So, how does it Anthony, sent any emails recently?
W. Fred, before I allow any male to interview me, they have to pass the Wiener test.
M: So, what is the Wiener test?
W: Well, you have to jerk off so we can compare who has the biggest prick of all. OK, Fred, get going, good, oh, sorry, you just are not the prick I am.
M: So, Anthony, what about those emails to little girls?
W: Fred, I am on the Internet, just poking around to meet some chicks so I can show off the wiener in action, and along comes some neat chick. How the hell do I know if she is twelve or fifteen or even, sixteen?
M: Valid point, Anthony, so what about this Comey guy?
W: Fred, jealous is the word that describes this Comey guy. He just can’t get it up so he decided to get me down. I can out wiener him any hour or day or night of the year, pure jealousy.
M: Do you feel sorry for the mess that is aiding Trump? Any regrets?
W: Regrets about what? My wife left me, the Clinton broad is out to get me, even Bill will not respond to my emails about a prick contest. I’m the victim, not Hillary nor my wife, just another attempt to reduce my power in life.
M: Well, good luck in the email contest that has America glued to the media.
W: Now, if I could only reveal the real Anthony Wiener, I would be the winner pricks down!