Since Ben Carson is the Republican leader at this moment in time, I decided to interview him on the issue of ISIS in Syria. After all, this man was once a great surgeon and now is a great headcase.
M: So, Dr. Carson, what do you think about the situation in Syria?
C: I want everyone in America to know that I am very interested and want to see you all back my campaign.
M: Sorry, Dr. Carson, I was talking about the nation of Syria, not seeing people.
C: Syria? Is that the place in what they call the Middle East?
C: I want those in the Republican party to know that I believe strongly in being in the middle of things, I am not the kind of person who insists on going overboard on anything. Stay in the middle is my motto.
M: So, what did you think about Paris?
C: I love Paris. My wife and I were there years ago on our honeymoon.
M: Sir, I was referring to the murders in Paris.
C: Let me recount one time a man who murdered two people was wounded and I did heart surgery to save his life. That’s the Christian that I am, help the afflicted said Jesus, and I always have.But, when the friends of the men he murdered came to the hospital, I held off three of them with a knife that I was holding, yes, all by myself!
M: Thank you, Dr. Carson