Category Archives: Human Rights

White Men Speak On Election

Let’s get one thing clear, it is clear that we white guys will support a white man who runs against that crooked  Hillary Clinton. So, I must point out that I am a white man. My pop was a white man. My grandfather was a white man, and we white men have to stand up for white rights. So, what are my criteria for how I will cast my ballot:

1. I want someone who will make we white guys great again.

2. I want someone who protects my right to an AR-15 assault rifle because when I go hunting those damn deer run too damn fast.

3. Frankly, I never met a Muslim that I could trust. Then again, I have never met a Muslim. I can’t always be perfect.

4. I am sick and tired of my wife voting for someone without my permission. We need a president who makes certain women respect their husbands–and boy friends.

5. Yes, I am gay, yes, I enjoy gay moments in my life, but kissing some guy is NOT one of them!

6. I know Hillary Clinton did something with her emails. Frankly, at age 85, I really don’t know what emails are.

7. The last time I had anything to do with some white haired guy who waved his arms was when I visited the looney bin.

8. I want someone who tells it is like it is. Now, hopefully, someone will tell me what “it is” is.

9.Donald tells me that he will bring back those jobs making sweaters and underwear. Actually, I used to work in a steel plant.

10. I love my wife, I  love my daughters, but when it comes to running America, it is a man’s JOB.

Reince Priebus Gathers Party Together

Republican National Chairman organized a gathering of leading Republicans in order to restore hope and glory to the candidacy of their candidate for president, the one and only Donald Trump.

To kick off the event, he invited Herman Cain, a black skinned guy who ran for president four years ago. So, let Herman express his feelings: “This is a wonderful hucky ducky day and I’m here to support the candidacy of that great hucky ducky man, the one and only DONALD TRUMP!

Ben Carson also made an appearance: “Donald, I must confess it was sort of strange being on a stage where you talked all the time. Since, I am one of those creatures who do not like you, let me express my support for your victory, and I’m certain you will purchase a few thousand of my books.”

Rudy Giuliani: “Donald, I love you. But, let’s get one thing clear. I am the only New Yorker who is allowed to bullshit night and day about what a great man I am, after all, I, all by myself saved New York City on 9/11.”

Rand Paul: “I think Donald is an ignorant bombastic moron, but I do support his candidacy for president. God help America.”

George Bush: “Donald, I visited a mosque the day after 9/11 to ensure Americans did not blame Muslims for that event. OK, you are right, there were thousands and thousands of Muslims cheering the disaster. I guess I just missed their noise.

Paul Ryan: “OK,OK, you can now untie my hands and remove the covering over my mouth. I promise to support the most intelligent person running for president in 2016. Do what you wish with that endorsement.”

Ted Cruz: “God revealed to me last night that he wanted Donald to run this year, lose, and guarantee that I will be the candidate in 2020.”

Marco Rubio: “Before I speak I need a bottle of water. I will be back after I satisfy my thirst. Don’t wait forever for me.”

 

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

The source of Islamic terrorism is from our allies, Pakistan and Saudi Arabia.

So, what now, Bernie, eating Ben & Jerry ice cream in Vermont?

Republicans have to confront reality -Donald will not shut up.

For someone who regards himself as a tough guy, Donald waves his arms around some like fairy.–as we say in the Bronx.

It is Wednesday, Donald must be insulting someone. Hey, Paul Ryan, just remember that Donald must insult someone.

I have a hunch that Bernie so regrets not starting his crusade ten years ago.

Barack let Donald get  to him, so what, it  is  fun having the president blasting the fool from New York.

 

Hillary Blasts Saudis!

Finally, finally, Hillary Clinton told the truth about why Islamic terrorism has grown in power. The truth is because there are governments in the Middle East which finance hatred and violence. As Hillary noted: “it is time for the Saudis, Qatar, Kuwaitis stop their citizens supporting extremist organizations. And, they should stop supporting radical schools  and mosques around the world that have set young people on t he path  toward extremism.”

Saudi money is t he financial basis of hundreds of mosques and religious schools which educate young people to hate democracy, to hate the West, and to believe being a suicide bomber is the path to heaven. If Saudi Arabia wants America to  protect it from terrorists, it is time for them to cease financing these terrorists.  Hillary deserves credit for America to finally identify the cause of Islamic terrorism–Saudi Arabia!

So, What Now For American Muslims?

The current hate against American Muslims is simply the latest in what has happened in American history for over two hundred years. There is always some group singled out to be the bad guys responsible for any and all crimes in the land. So, what now for members of the Muslim community in America?

1. Make certain that every Muslim who is qualified to vote, VOTES.

2. American Muslims should begin joining political parties and work their way into positions of responsibility.

3. American Muslims this fall should be volunteering to work for the election of Hillary Clinton

4. American Muslims this fall should be actively supporting Democratic candidates for Congress, especially the Senate. Give your time and whatever you can spare financially.

5. Organize Political Action groups to lobby for Muslim rights in this country.

6. Make certain that teenage Muslim boys and girls are politically knowledgeable.

7. Get Muslim youth active in this political campaign. Get them to experience the thrill of seeing their ideas become law.

8. Make certain your mosque is led by a politically active imam.

9.Establsih outreach programs with Christian and Jewish groups. Get your children into these efforts.

Don’t ever feel sorry. Just remember Catholics, Jews, Hispanics, Italians and God knows how many others experienced prejudice and hatred.

The Real Obama Story

Due to my contacts in the Trump headquarters I have been able to get a copy of the latest news about the man from Africa who claims to be born in Hawaii. Examine the situation:

Muslim terrorists murder American citizens.

All terrorists these days are from the Muslim religion. I am not saying all Muslims are terrorists, just that all terrorists are Muslims.s

A Muslim terrorist just murdered 49 people in Orlando. If we had a Trump administration no Muslim from anywhere would be allowed to enter this great nation. This Muslim named Mateen was the son of Afghan immigrants. If we followed the ideas of Donald Trump and never allowed any Muslim to migrate, there never would have been a slaughter of the innocent in Orlando!

Barack Obama has dark skin.

People in Africa have dark skin.

His father came from Africa and has dark skin.

Figure it out, Barack Obama loves dark skinned people.

Millions of Muslim terrorists have dark skin.

Barack Obama refuses to say, “Islamic terrorism”

Muslim terrorists refuse to term themselves terrorists.

One plus one equals two– BARACK OBAMA IS A SECRET MUSLIM TERRORIST!

2017–President Trump Land

Joan and John Smith are going out for a Saturday night movie and Sally is baby sitting for them.

John: Sorry, Sally, but I have to ask– show me your certification that you are proficient with the AR-15 and can wield a handgun. Good, very impressive, so nice to leave one’s child with a young woman who is a crack shot.Now,one more thing, show me your certification in martial arts. Great. We feel so relieved. Now,  what happens if you hear a strange noise?

Sally: I immediately place Doug in the safe room, bolt the door and assume my stance to take care of any intruder.

John: Well, Joan and I can now leave feeling secure.

Joan: Darling, do you have your AR-15 and your hand gun. I simply don’t want to go out without knowing we are ready for action at any time.

John: Well, put on your safety vest, make certain you have weapons ready for action. I made certain the car had two machine guns on the hood, and we are ready to hit the road.

Joan: Well, the good news is the President announced that Muslims must be in their homes after 7:00 p.m.

John: Great. Thank God we elected Donald Trump instead of that crooked Hillary Clinton. Isn’t that great, Barack Obama was just deported back to Kenya where he was born!

1916–Fredrick And Mary Trump

We take you on a magic trip to the United States of America in 1916 when a German immigrant by the name of Fredrick Trump was declaiming and pontificating to his wife, Mary, about the current immigration situation in America. Naturally, German immigrants and those from England represented the cream of European society, however, by 1916 one out of four people in the United States were immigrants or children of immigrants.

Fredrick: Mary, when is this country going to get smart? Just look a the figures of who are criminals in this nation– a bunch of Italian wops, guineas and their Hebrew friends. For twenty years we have allowed in those criminals and sex perverts and the result is this country is overwhelmed by crime and sex maniacs who prey on decent Protestant girls.

Mary: Dear, I just read they passed a new law to stop those Orientals from seducing decent Christian children with Opium! And, those Jews with their prostitution, Judy just told me that Jewish women were the largest group in New York City prostitution!

Fredrick: We have to do something to save this country from these filthy, criminals who rob, who bomb, who have no respect for human life. It is time to halt immigration of any Catholic or Jew and save America for the future! I promise you if we don’t stop  these Catholics and Jews from taking jobs away from decent hard working Protestant workers, this nation will never survive! These scum work for a pittance and there go the jobs! To tell you the truth,I wish we could round up these filthy Jews and Italian Catholics and send them back to where they came from!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Americans are determined to blame their ills on Muslims.

Oh, life would be so wonderful if we could just bomb away  our problems.

June in my childhood used to be hot, today in Chicago, the only hot thing around   is the sound of bullets in the night.

I await a demand to give each baby his own assault weapon for protection in the crib.

These days I interpret rain drops to be tears from Abraham Lincoln about the political party he created.

LeBron James was furious last night and determined to win a game.

Once upon a time there were the Bronx Bombers, today, the Bronx strikeout bums.

Donald Being Presidential

In fairness to Donald Trump one should note that he never stated that President Obama was a Muslim nor did he say that Obama was a charter member of ISIS. However, he did remind one and all that Obama’s father was African born. So, what did he say:

“He doesn’t get it o he gets it better than anybody else. It’s either one or the other  and either one is unacceptable. This man has no clue. They’re something going on, He doesn’t want to see what’s happening. And, that could be.” Donald wanted to make clear that he alone knows how to stop bad guys. He alone know-how to halt terrorism. I am a bit confused. Back during the Vietnam war he had a chance to wipe out the communists, but for some reason, he begged for a deferment. I do not understand this man.He calls John McCain a loser for getting captured, but when he had the chance to be brave, he sort of went the other way.

I guess if President Trump issues the call to war, we know where he will be–fucking some broad far, far, away from the action!