During the coming months Americans will be inundated with countless presentations from the horde of people seeking the Republican nomination for president. In an effort to simplify the enormity of materials we present a short version of what any and all Republicans will utter:
1. Taxation –lower for wealthy in order get the economy booming again.
2. Job creation, lower taxes on the wealthy.
3. Equal rights – we are for them but must ensure that ALL receive equal rights.
4. Racism– please get rid of that old idea,it no longer applies.
5. Police behavior –we support it.
6. Obamacare –we care not.
7. God–He is on our side.
8. Women rights– we believe in women, in fact, we even marry them.
9. Gay rights–religious folk also should have the right to be gay.
10. Benghazi– Just another name for Hillary Clinton