We were able to organize a discussion between Bernie and Sanders.
Sanders: Well, Bernie my boy, imagine getting clobbered in New York City, and we are the Brooklyn boy!
Bernie: It’s all those super pacs,all those hedge fund guys giving millions against me. I scare the living shit out of them.
Sanders: Bernie, we are not on a stage and there are no young people gazing at you with adoring eyes. It’s me, Sanders!
Bernie: You forget that I began with nothing behind me, no super pacs, no Goldman Sachs money,just me against the top one percent.
Sanders: I think by now even Hillary can give that speech word for word. Stop being a schmuck, it’s time to move on. You won the fight. Hillary is now sounding like you. Where now my brother?
Bernie: I get such a rush, I get such a jolt when they shout my name and love what I say. How can I give that all up?
Sanders: If you continue on this path, then a few years from now you will be the most hated person by those now who love you so. Do you want to be the Ralph Nader of 2016 who gave Donald Trump the presidency??
Bernie: Stop talking common sense. I have never before in life been so famous and so loved. So, you want me to walk into the sunset, is that it?
Sanders: NO, you are not going into any sunset. Let’s get those inspired young people to vote and take back Congress. That now is your mission!!
Bernie: I have to think about it.