Ordinarily, in ordinarily normal times, the new President-elect devotes hours studying documents, reports, reading about important issues, and receiving briefings from key officials. But, these are the days and nights of Donald Trump. He has been engaged in a war of tweets with Alec Baldwin. The issue is that Donald does not like Baldwin impersonations of Donald Trump. The President-elect has experts examining any law that could be used against Baldwin in order to halt the attack upon the personage of our new Leader-in-Chief.
I can just envision Baldwin saying:
1. I am a fantastic guy, a fantastic guy, when did an ignorant guy like me become President? Shows I’m a fantastic guy.
2. So, Alec, still pissed off I did not appoint you as Secretary of Housing and Development? Idiot, I already have an idiot to do the job!
3. I do not purse my lips and wave my arms, fake, fake, wrong, wrong. I keep my arms by my side when speaking.
4. Alec, jealous, jealous, jealous, just because the idiots elected me, and soon, you will discover how many advertisers work with your show. I’m the Greatest, the Greatest!!