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Michelle Hits Homerun

Michelle Obama gave a speech in support of Hillary Clinton that was among the best speeches ever given by a First Lady. She emphasized several points:

1. The importance of a President as a role model for children which means this leader must always speak thinking how his words will be heard by children. At this point in time, no one would allow their children to listen to any Trump speech.

2. She decried the idea that America no longer was a “Great Nation.” Instead, she made clear that America is “the Greatest Nation in the world.” Given the reality America’s economy is the envy of most nations in the world, this makes sense.

3. Hillary Clinton accepted being defeated by Barack Obama but worked hard for his election. Certainly, this comment was aimed at supporters of Bernie Sanders.

4. Hillary Clinton has been specific about her ideas once she became president, while Trump only talks in generalities.

5. You would trust Hillary Clinton as the one in charge of nuclear weapons, but the other guy would scare you to hell.

6. Hillary is a wonderful role model for young girls, it allows them to think that some day they might become president.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 2 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

The last words of Hillary Clinton will be: thank God,no more emails!

Debbie Wasserman is a selfish egotist with great pride in being an idiot.

Perhaps, some Republican might explain who and what David Duke is to the great ignorant guy at the head of their ticket.

Once upon a time in American politics political leaders discussed issues,these days they are only concerned about who wrote what.

Donald Trump is NOT a racist. Proof? He had a Muslim imam give a benediction, and at least 20 of the 2,400 delegates were black folks.

Mystery of life–has Donald ever read ONE book on history or foreign relations?

Three hours of nonsense discussion on CNN about the Democrat emails!

Ivan should audition for a new TV series: “Bang,Bang, With Dad.”

Speech Ivanka Never Gave

This intrepid reporter was able to uncover remnants of a speech that Ivanka Trump intended to present, but for some reason, it never was given.

“My fahther is a wonderful man who is close to ordinary people. Each day he gives a warm,’hello’ to the doorman at Trump Towers. I have seen him on more than one occasion give the maid a nice warm touch on her rear end to express appreciation. He thanks the waitress who serves him, and as a reward, she gets her ass pinched. My fahther is a warm touching man who simply loves people.

OK, so some ask why my fahther never fought in Vietnam. Someone had to remain at home and bang the lonely wives, sweethearts and moms, didn’t they? Imagine the joy and hope he offered when they were afraid? I think that my fahther deserves credit for keeping love and sex alive when too many guys were off fighting. Oh, and he built homes and building to give people jobs, and with that money,they paid taxes to support the Vietnam War, so who else can we thank for that war?  Oh, and dad NEVER allowed himself to get captured like some Senator we know.

My fahther has always been concerned about Mexican immigrants. He hired them to work on his projects, and he paid them at least $5 an hour so they had money to send home and build things back in Mexico. MY fahther is responsible for the growth in the Mexican economy.

Now, some terrible people claim that my fahther supports Nazis like David Duke.   My fahther loves Jews, he urged me to marry a Jew so my child would inherit the Jewish ability to make money. You know how those Jews are– make a great deal and cheat the other guy. I guess in fairness, those same qualities came from my grandfather.

Anyway, I love my fahther and all he represents. Some go  bang, bang with guns, my fahther goes bang, bang with his penis. And, he loves all his children! So, vote for my fahther!!”

Americans Want Gun Control?

I am old enough to have been alive when President Kennedy was murdered, when Martin Luther King was murdered, when MalcolmX was murdered and when Robert Kennedy was murdered. These killings aroused anger and call for legislation to curb guns. Famous last words. Fast forward nearly fifty years and guns are available to any nut case, any disgruntled person, and, certainly, to any terrorist in search of a killing. So,how come there are over THREE HUNDRED MILLION GUNS in America?

New poll by the Associated Press reveal that two thirds of Americans want a ban on assault weapons, they want a ban on high speed magazine for rifles, but there is no prospect any such laws will  be passed. The REAL problem is the US Supreme Court which has over turned rulings by Supreme Courts for generations that allow regulation of guns.

Oh, and the other  reason is Americans vote the wrong way!

Elect Me! I Will Solve ALL Problems!!

I have pondered this issue for many months,and reluctantly, very reluctantly, decided that my country needs me. So, I am going to run for president. So, what are my qualifications?

I, alone, without any help from anyone, will wipe out ISIS for once and all. Once ISIS leaders realize they are up against a nice Jewish boy from the south Bronx, they will surrender.

I, promise free college education for each and every person in America. Details are funding for t his project, will follow shortly.

I promise to end ALL terrorist attacks in Europe, in America, in Turkey, and any other country that now endures these terrorist attacks. I have already contacted Superman and have his cooperation.

Want a good paying job for at least $55,000, just vote for the Bronx kid.

I promise to end violence against cops, and  violence by cops against people. All it takes is some warm hugs and plenty of guns and ammunition for one and all.

Want to go back to mining coal? I promise to erect coal sites in every American city,  and anyone can go to the pile and get all the coal they want.

Apology, I do not have blond daughters or any junior to give a speech in my favor. However, I have read all Trump speeches and understand one must promise the moon, and deliver frozen Neptune.

P.S. To all Chicago folks, I promise the Cubs will win the World Series this year!

P.P.S. To all New York Knick fans, I promise the Knicks will win the NBA title!

Oh, I promise to appoint Ted Cruz to head a study on reducing the output of garbage in America.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Dick Cheney is for Trump, what better reason to vote for Hillary?

I assume the Trump children are auditioning to run for public office.

Donald missed a career as a salesman pitching medicine that cures all ills.

In fairness to Donald, he definitely believes America is a white nation, and he loves it.

At least Ted Cruz has the balls to refuse licking boots.

Some day Chris Christie is actually going to spend some time in New Jersey, the state of which he is governor. At this moment, all road construction has ceased in the state–no allocation of money.

Sorry, I  apologize to Chris, it is all the fault of Hillary for halt in road construction.

Description of the audience– a sea of white faces.

Gee, these days I really miss the happy administration of George Bush.

According to Donald, it is midnight in an America enduring storms and hurricanes.

Donald On Trump

Ivanka talked for a half hour about her wonderful dad, Americans are now clear that he is loved by his daughter, you know, the  one he would like to bang. Anyway,the American people listened for over an hour to the dark times they are experiencing and the bright wonderful times they will encounter, if they just elect the man who is all doom and gloom.

Donald went on and on about FOUR people killed by illegal immigrants. If elected president, this horrific rate of death will end. Oh, he is going to build a WALL, a Great Wall, and the drug cartel are going to build a GREAT TUNNEL. Donald went on and on about the high tax rates in America. Fact check, the US has the lowest tax rates of any modern nation. Donald, in countries like Sweden or Denmark, they provide national health insurance, they provide decent support for the old and unemployed, and that costs money, which they spend, unlike the United States.

Cops are getting slaughtered this year.Fact: about 70 cops were killed last year and the death rate is the same this year. Anyway, as Republicans know,it is all the fault of President Obama for cops getting killed. And, when he lies about concern for their deaths, we know from his ‘body language’ that something is “going on.”

I listened to each and every word spoken by Donald Trump. There was not a single specific proposal –other than cut taxes- as to how he would solve any problem. When it comes to scaring the hell out of people, Donald is the voice of anger and fear, but when it comes to explaining how to solve problems, then Donald is the voice of anger and fear.

Anyone who believes angry words will solve problems, she definitely vote for Donald Trump. There is no doubt many Americans prefer fear and loathing to solving problems, which cost money.

OH, I did spot ONE black face in the audience.

Republicans On Trump

Mark Cuban isa  billionaire who also owns the Dallas Maverick NBA team. He has been an early supporter to Donald Trump,  but for some reason, has sort of turned against the guy from New York.

“I felt at the beginning he was a business person. I wanted to see change from the traditional politician. But, then he went and opened his mouth. He really did have a chance to change things, but, he doesn’t offer any plans. He is lazy.”

In reality, aside from his big mouth and his bombastic style of shouting and threatening and making people become frightened, Donald Trump does not read, he does not listen to others with differing ideas, he is truly intellectually lazy!

Jeff Roe, Cruz campaign manager on Chris Christie: “That guy turned over his political testicles long ago.” Now wait a second, there is nothing wrong with being a valet for a powerful man.

Ivanka On Dad

Donald Trump is blessed with a horde of kids, after all, he was married three times. His darling daughter, Ivanka offered some words of praise for dad.

My father thinks big, after all he only marries women with big boobs!

My father cares about women, that’s why he has had three wives. Can Hillary beat that with three husbands?

My dad listens to people who offer advice, he DOES accept the electrician who says there is need for a new light bulb.

My dad cares about Hispanics, he even hires illegals to save money.

My dad loves children, heck, he keeps on producing them into his sixties.

My dad worked hard to become a millionaire. After all, he only began with two million.

My dad listens to every cab driver and trusts them to get him to the right place.

My dad cares about sex deviants, he will even piss with them.

Just remember, I love my dad, and he even gave me a high paying job!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from the mind of a 25 year old man trapped in the body of an 85 year old man.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

No one, and I mean, no one, can out shout the anger of Rudy Giuliani!

Well, at least Ted Cruz got booed by Republicans, who else can match those boos at the convention?

Among the mysteries of my life is–which books has Ben Carson ever read?

Ultimate mystery of our time–can Donald come across as presidential?

I heard from Donald’s wife, his two sons, his daughter, but for some reason, not a word from his cook. Wonder why?

Just think, we now have to await the presidential run of Donald junior.

The crowd at the convention could easily have been the crowd at some ISIS beheading.