Category Archives: Latin America

Carly And Ted

Ted Cruz is having some problems attracting women to his side. Why this is so is among the mysteries of this presidential campaign. Perhaps, just perhaps, it might stem from opposing equal pay for women, opposing child care, opposing, maternity leave or for mocking those who support such anti-female laws. In an effort to reach out to women, Ted has decided that when he  runs for president this fall, his running mate will be Carly Fiorina. You know, the woman who was fired by Hewlett Packard because she ran the company into debt.

Anyway, Carly has written a song which shows her fighting spirit for all Americans.

There once was a gal named Carly

Who liberals, she made sorry,

She was fiery and tough

One speech of hers was enough

So cast your ballot for nonsense

For publicly she displays ignorance

Which Is always her best response.

No Guns For Mentally Disabled?

There is a movement even among some in the NRA to deny the right for a gun to those with records of mental disability. Frankly, I believe this is now confirmation the NRA has been captured by liberals seeking to over turn the US Constitution. If people are to be denied their 2nd Amendment right, how about?

1. Those who want to have America go to war. If they really want a war they must volunteer to fight if they want the right to have a gun.

2. Any cop  who can’t hit a standing target by a shot to the leg. No gun!

3. Any and all convicted for at  least one for a  drug offense. No gun!

4. Hillary Clinton because she wants to take OUR guns from us!

5. Anyone who confesses they will vote for Donald Trump since this is clear evidence of a mental disability.

6. Bernie Sanders, since he does not know how to shoot straight on the issue of guns for all.

7. John Kasich since he is so busy balancing budgets he has no time for gun practice out on the range.

Hillary Vs Donald

Each passing primary day makes clearer and clearer that Hillary Clinton will be facing one another this fall. So, how should Hillary handle the raving mouth?

1.Refust to take his bait and argue over personalities.

2. If he says, Benghazi, respond with the story of 240 US Marines killed by Muslim terrorists in Lebanon when Reagan was president and pose to Donald: “Mr.Trump, do you believe we need a committee to indict the dead president. After all, it happened on his watch?

3. Play ads which simply replay his comments about women.

4. Never, ever, raise your voice when with him. Let him do the shouting.

5. Discuss the millions of jobs created by exports.

6. Every so often just stare with contempt when you gaze at him.

7. Demand that he specify exactly which jobs are coming back from China.

8. Repeatedly note the fact that more Hispanics leave America than enter it.

9. Demand that he outline the specifics of his Middle East foreign policy.

Life In Chicagoland

For those of us who live in Chicago or within proximity to the city, it is a good news day when only one person is shot to death. Since the beginning of the year over 150 people have been shot to death. The other day –yes in one day– TEN people were shot and two of them died. Let’s be frank, these shootings are in black and Hispanic neighborhoods and the shooters and victims are from these two groups. In plain English, as long as though those being shot are black or Hispanic, the rest of Illinois does not keep a damn. So, what has to be done?

1. Much as I dread what I am writing, we need the National Guard to take over a few neighborhoods and just shut them down for five months.

2. It is time to recognize that hiring black or Hispanic policemen will not in itself result in lower crime. Most within a few months adapt the attitude that  a cop is a cop and a cop does what other cops do.

3. There is need for a new set of cops. How about training and hiring cops from areas of high crime? At least they know who are the bad guys.

At least give people in neighborhoods with high crime a five month vacation in a peaceful Chicago.

So, Where Do I Piss?

I do understand that in an era in which student debt has reached astronomical heights and people have a difficult time getting a good job,  for some strange reason only a few dedicated Americans have their eyes focused on the real issue that confronts America–where do people piss–and shit? Seriously, imagine if no one had an opportunity each day to piss and shit, how we would have one angry and disgruntled society.

In a South Carolina high school a transgender student who has been peeing in the boy’s toilet was informed that he had to use the girl’s restroom or that of the school nurse. Well, this young man  or woman or whoever returned to the boy’s restroom and now is on suspension. I assume this student has now learned the number one rule of school–behave stupidly if a teacher asks you to. And, remember that for many Americans the real issue is–pissing and shitting.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Republican slogan: Ignorance in the defense of freedom is a virtue.

There must be ONE intelligent mind in the Republican party.

I have no idea why this Beyonce is important or who the hell she is.

We need to give every baby a copy of the US Constitution at birth.

Oh, for a day of  silence in Syria.

Only in America do twenty million people get to decide what 200 million want.

I wonder what Dick Cheney is doing these days–then again, is he still alive?

No More Death To Israel

President Rouhani of Iran has decided to remove the slogan–Death To Israel–from missiles in the Iranian armed forces. How about some new slogans on missiles?

1. Ted Cruz–Whee, I am carpet bombing YOU!

2. Bernie Sanders: –It cost $15 million which should be used to pay off student loans!

3. Hedge Fund managers: Come back and I can invest you and make gobs of money.

4. Donald Trump–head for the border with Mexico and blast the rapists!

5. NRA– I want to make certain every American has his own missile at home to take out intruders!

6. John Kasich: Don’t leave, I have to balance the budget.

7. Ben Carson– I wonder what you do?

8. Mike Huckabee– I will say a prayer to help you on your way serving God.

9. Rand Paul–Don’t go, don’t explode, just stay out of trouble.

10.Bibi Netanyahu– go anywhere but my West Bank.

UP The Rebel Flag

One hundred and fifty years ago soldiers of the Confederate States of America surrendered to the  Union Army and the Civil War concluded. Few Americans realize that more soldiers died in that war than ALL the other wars in which America fought. It was a bloody war  in which over 500,000 men died and hundreds of thousands were wounded. It has  been over for these 150 years  but there still remain thousands in  the South who are proud of their “heritage.” Let me remind them that over 2,00,000 Germans died in World War II but only a handful of Germans today are “Proud” of THAT heritage.

Another fight broke out at the Stony Park in South Carolina when blacks got on buses and paid for their fare with pennies so the entire  highway was blocked and no one could get to Stony Park and participate in another “heritage” ceremony. Reality: there are NO sons and daughters of Confederate soldiers. Reality: there are no sons and daughters of those who were slaves. If one wants to remember their Rebel heritage get a history book and read it. Every month I read at least one book dealing with the Civil War and life goes on.

Ted & John Or John & Ted

The Gold Dust twins have decided to form an alliance in order to get rid of the big bad wolf that is always knocking at their door. From now on their fighting agenda will be:

We can balance the  budget of Mexico so Hispanics won’t leave that country.

There is plenty of room in Flint, Michigan for any Hispanic who is thirsty.

Ted now agrees that John loves Jesus as much as he does.

They intend to show America that when Ted and John come together, ISIS will be heading for Iran or any place with their are no Christians.

If Donald can hump his daughter then so can Ted and John.

Ted and John can run faster than the Trump who has sort of  gotten plump.

Ted and John intend to challenge Donald to a praying match as to who can first make contact with the Big Guy up in the sky unless the Big Guy has come to Earth and has the name of Donald Trump.

If John and Ted are the best alternatives to Donald Trump then I want Dick Cheney!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old  body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I never could figure out why God wants women to cover up and  not men.

Then again, why does God want heads covered? Makes no sense.

These days major league baseball pays guys who hit 200 at least five million, I am more than willing to do that for one million.

Depression era baseball players ran much faster down the first base line when hitting a ground ball than modern pampered players today.

I really wonder what Ted Cruz is thinking these days.

I never cease wondering if  other life forms in the universe invented the idea of God.

We need a contest to predict the NEW Donald Trump.