Category Archives: Middle East

General Trump On Mosul

Candidate Donald Trump is raising important issues on military strategy to defeat ISIS  in the battle for Mosul. Of course, as anyone who has studied military strategy knows,Donald Trump has an incredible grasp of military strategy. His work in conquering women in the battle of Park Avenue bed sheets has been exhaustively studied by the great military experts of the world. Donald tried desperately to persuade American military people to follow his strategy to defeat ISIS in the battle for Mosul.

General Trump believes in the concept of fooling the enemy so they will never learn where or when you will attack. It is unfortunate that incompetent military guys conducting the Mosul offense, never sought the advice of Donald Trump.His ideas were brilliant:

1. Construct an underground fort in the desert.

2. Place 40,000 troops in the fort.

3. Place your tanks,your trucks,your artillery,your planes, underground in order to prevent ISIS from knowing you have tanks or planes or artillery.They will never figure out that you have such weapons.

4. Then, as dawn breaks, have the entire 40,000 men with their equipment suddenly appear in the desert. At exactly 6:00 a.m. all will rise, shout at the top of their voices, ISLAMIC TERRORISM and,voila, ISIS will disappear!

Paul Ryan–For Anyone To Be President

As you recall, Paul Ryan a few months ago urged Republicans to vote for Donald Trump, and now he wants Republicans to vote for the next person who will become president. So, we asked Paul to explain where  he stands right now.

Fred, thanks for this opportunity to be frank with the American people on where the Congressman who leads our party in the House of Representatives stands on this election. I do want someone to become president, I can say that without any fear of taking this stand. I want someone who will cut taxes on the wealthy and get this economy moving again. I want someone who understands that when the wealthy are happy, the Middle Class is prosperous.

So, who will I support for president? Mr.Trump is the nominee for the Republican party for the presidency. OK,sometimes, well, to be honest, just about all the time, he opens his big mouth to insult a woman,a disabled person or Hispanics. Now, I love women, but remember that I am married so I keep my love away  from female bodies, but any how, there is always something today or some female today, that Donald sort of angers with his touches,let alone with his words.

OK, Donald has sort of insulted me, but there is absolutely NO evidence that he ever groped my wife or reached for her pussy. None at all. On the question of my wife and her body, I have to admit that Donald Trump has been a gentleman. So, give Donald an ‘A’grade when it comes to groping females in my family. On this point,I do support Donald Trump when it comes to members of the Ryan family. He has been a gentleman at ALL times. So,on this point,I am 100% on the side of Donald Trump!

For Donald Trump-Ivanka Speaks

Continuing our effort to present an unbiased account of the candidacy, we allow his daughter, Ivanka to offer some kind words about her dad.

My father is a great man, a great man, he loves his children, he buys us just fabulous gifts, and we don’t even have to pay him back for them. People ask about my dad’s foreign policy experience. Well, do you know how many times he has been to Brooklyn and the Bronx collecting rent from people of color and people of the Jewish persuasion, and some real bad hombres from Mexico. In fact, dad has been to New Jersey many, many times, and you know how foreign a land that is.

OK, I have now discussed his foreign policy experience. Now, let’s get to  the real issue of this election–our busted economy. My dad knows more about bankruptcy than any candidate who has ever sought to become president of this great, great land. Dad wrote the book on bankruptcy, so who better to get this bankrupt economy moving again! My dad can make Great Deals, Great Deals to get this country on the right track to prosperity. Think about it, how many businessmen do you know who can go bankrupt running a casino? My dad knows better than anyone how to talk your way out of paying bills, and still become wealthy. If you want someone who knows how to become wealthy by letting the other  guys pay the bill, vote for my dad!

Where Have All The Idiots Gone?

I do understand that Trump supporters fervently believe this election is rigged. But, for some reason, knowing the election is rigged, these Trumpians insist they will vote two weeks from now. I am baffled. I would assume  if the election was rigged, every Trump supporter would head for the hills, get their guns ready for some action to save America from the horror of Hillary Clinton. I was expecting Trumpians to disappear into their homes, get their guns, and come out  ready for action. But, they are still  with  us.

Or, am I mistaken?Perhaps the Trumpians have gone to get organized for the revolution to save America. Perhaps, even as I write, they are gathering in darkened rooms, loading up weapons, running to the Gun Shop for more assault weapons, and getting ready for the last day of human civilization. Perhaps, we are only seeing robots at these Trump rallies, while the REAL Trumpians prepare for the FINAL BATTLE OF CIVILIZATION!

Muslims “Hate’ The West

The ongoing mantra of Republicans is that Muslims ‘hate the West.’ Republicans insist that ALL Muslims support terrorism and seek to destroy the foundation of Western civilization. The German government last month issues a warning about a  suspected Muslim terrorist named Jabar al Bakr. It turned  out that Bakr had gone to Munich and was worried about being caught. He approached a Syrian  refugee expecting this man would help him hide. The Syrian is now known as Ahmed,he cannot reveal his name since he has relatives in Syria.

Ahmed took Bakr to his home, then called two friends, Mohammad and Sami. The three men tied up Bakr. They called police, but  no one understood their language. Ahmed took a photo of Bakr being tied up, took it to the police station, and the result was that Bakr was arrested. Unfortunately, the police allowed him to commit suicide.

How many Western news media reports how Muslims aid police. German police estimate that one third of all tips about terrorists come from German Muslims.


We offer observations on the human condition from a 26 year old mind trapped in an 86 year old body.


One day Trump will finally let us know who are ‘THOSE PEOPLE.”

I feel sorry for Republicans calling for Trump, they must encounter silence all too often.

Just imagine dinner table conversation at the Jeb Bush family gathering.

I wonder if there is A woman in America who was NOT groped by Donald.

Listening to Donald Jr. one can only say, ‘it runs in the family’ –ignorance.

It is now clear the Trump program to make America, Great Again, was ‘rigged elections.”

People die in Syria, and we in America, die another way.

How come Tiffany Trump never speaks up for dad?

Oh well, the NBA begins this week, finally, no talk about ‘rigged games,’ I think.

I would have loved to  play tennis with Donald Trump and hear, ‘you are rigging this game by making all those good shots!’

I would so love to hear what Trump surrogates say in the private of their homes about the Great Man.

These are great days for Vladimir Putin, controlling an American election!

Donald Won’t Quit

OK, just about everyone has counted Donald Trump out of the race. His poll numbers are down, his followers remain devoted, but there is scant evidence women are flocking to his banner. However, the man who knows there is a great plot to destroy his name, and destroy the lives of All Americans, remains in the shadows of this campaign. NO, the plot is not led by the international Jew conspiracy, NO, the plot is not led by the Catholic church, the plot is led by Crooked Hillary and the Democratic party!

Democrats are, at this very moment, fixing the election. They are pushing THOSE PEOPLE to vote for the Crooked woman from Chicago. How can Donald Trump surrender to these dark forces which seek to take the election away from me. NO question, the 30 Republican governors who control voting in their states will NOT allow Donald Trump to be the victor. They have been bought off by money from the Clinton Foundation and will cheat and steal votes from Donald Trump. In fact, the entire Republican party is against him.

Even worse,  most Americans are against him. BUT, he will not surrender to these dark forces of history. Donald, keep on fighting for the American people!!


We offer observations on the human condition from a 26 year old mind trapped in an 86 year old body.


I have more confidence in the emails from Nigeria promising to make me millions than I do with the nonsense from Donald Trump.

Only Donald Trump at a dinner sponsored by Catholics would shout that Hillary “hates Catholics.” Oh, that was his version of –humor.

I do get belly laughs from promises to make America Great Again by cutting taxes on the wealthy.

For some reason, dark clouds cover the entire American nation.

Good News: the NBA starts next week.

I wonder why NFL viewing is declining.

Republicans have a rendevous with reality.

The Big Surprise

There simply is nothing left to say about the candidacy of Donald Trump. He, without doubt, is UNIQUE in the history of American politics. This is a man whose economic policy consists of “I will make Great Deals on trade.” Which ‘deals’ are never explained. Which jobs will be brought back, are never explained.  As of this date, this man has created “great jobs”as hotel maids, clerks, bus boys,and car hops, I guess,these are ‘great jobs.’

General Trump is going to ‘wipe our ISIS, how or when, tune in for further details. OH, he is going to ‘surprise’ ISIS with his 80,000 troops in a desert. Now, if he could pull that off, he would be one UNIQUE military officer. Of course,when it comes to fighting in the military, Donald preferred to get draft deferments so he could fight battles in bed with women.

When asked if he would accept his inevitable defeat, the great man initially said, “you will have to wait, I will keep you in suspense.” The next day he announced:”I will completely accept the outcome of the election, IF I WIN. There is no doubt this is a UNIQUE CANDIDATE.

Young Republicans For Trump?

A group of young Republicans gathered to watch the recent debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. Steven Ridge was not particularly impressed by Donald, but he has strong feelings regarding the life of babies, unborn. “There were 6,000(actually, 4,000) troops killed in Iraq. That’s the number of babies killed in two days. These two points are not in conflict, they are consistent. It means we(Republicans) respect life, and are prepared to give the death penalty to stop people from killing each other.”

In other words, it is OK to impose the death penalty for crimes, that takes aways LIFE, but it is OK to take away the life of bad people.”  Mr.Ridge on Donald Trump: “I completely despise this man, he is a jerk..” Oh, Mr.Ridge will vote for the man he despises in order to get Supreme Court justices to end Roe vs Wade.