I decided to engage in a conversation with the Alter Ego of Ben Carson.
M: So, what’s it like being the Alter Ego of Ben Carson?
AE: Fred, how the hell can I be an alter ego of a guy who just ain’t got much ego in the first place?
M: So, you have some problems?
AE: Problems! For God’s sake the other night he wouldn’t even go out on the stage but hung back watching everyone else walk right past him! This is not only quiet man, but a man in search of who the hell he is.
M: I sort of feel sorry for little Bennie Carson.
AE: Sorry for him? How about showing some sorrow for me! Damn it, He just mumbles and stumbles through life and all we hear is about God and how he is a great surgeon. Hell man, this guy doesn’t even know where the hell Mexico is!
M: So, what’s the future of the real Ben Carson?
AE: For me, I would so love to go back to cutting up bodies. At least when he is cutting bodies the man has some ego!