As everyone knows by now, Donald Trump is sick and tired of Hillary coming across as the great defender of women. He believes it is time for him to play the man card and wipe out Hillary as a candidate.
1. When elected he will make as his first law a requirement for every husband to place his wife’s name in a lottery and Donald personally will hump her.
2. Donald has promised to only appoint white males to his Cabinet–if women want Hillary, then suffer the consequences.
3. Donald will challenge President Vladimir Putin to a bull shit session in which the one who makes the most and loudest threats wins the other’s country.
4. Donald will challenge Hillary Clinton on TV to a fucking contest to determine who can continue fucking the longest!
5. Donald personally will waterboard any Muslim terrorist until he drowns or talks!
6. Donald will challenge Hillary Clinton to a shouting contest, the loudest and crudest wins the election!
7. If Ted Cruz wants to run as his vice president,then he has to perform oral sex. Of course, Christ Christie already is the personal valet of Donald.
So, Hillary, bring on the women!