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Chris Calls In The Godfather

Chris Christie has decided to forgo any further trips out of the great state of New Joisey and will get back to the world of common sense and decency. His first call was to the Godfather who wanted to know how come a good New Joisey boy was beaten up by a bunch of pansies from the other side of the track. He did give Chris a hug  for putting down the little queer from Florida who can’t utter a single fucking sentence without repeating the previous sentence.

Chris assured the boys  that New Joisey  is not to be concerned about the bull shit  coming from the clown of Wall Street, one Donald Trump. “He’s full of hot air, he promises the moon and can’t even deliver Hoboken! Godfather, don’t spend a moment concerned about this bull shit artist, hell, he couldn’t even keep the casinos making money!”

There are reports that Chris will now work on closing down the George Washington Bridge and restricting who is allowed to enter the great state of New Joisey.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Some politicians live in the world of dreams, others in the world of reality.

Ted Cruz would not know what constitutes the truth even if Jesus handed it to him.

My dream-a speech by Marco Rubio which does not talk about his immigrant parents.

At least Ben Carson is honest, all politicians need some fresh new clothes.

Each day I feel so sorry for Jeb Bush, who is lost in the bushes.

Gee, I can sleep peacefully tonight, Rick Santorum has ended his quest for the  presidency.

Donald just can  not accept the word, “defeat,” it is not in his vocabulary.

Bernie Sanders Thanks Youth

Bernie Sander was all Bernie Sanders wishing the young people OK for their support. He promised to make America great again and once again listed a fantastic liberal program that, if passed, would make this one wonderful nation. How about a few words to those young people who made his performance prove terrific?

“Ok, thanks for your hard work. Now remember, it is your group that did not come out to vote in 2010 or 2012 which guaranteed that Republicans would control Congress and block passage of any decent laws. Yes, most of you will probably vote in 2016, but then again, most of you will NOT vote in 2018 which means that Republicans will decide which laws get passed. Sorry, I can rant and rave about evil rich people, but those people have control because you guys do NOT vote in Congressional elections nor for governor. So, get off your asses and make certain from now on you vote in each and every election.”

Ted Cruz Gives Thanks

First, I want each and every person in this hall to get on your knees and give thanks to our Lord up above for giving us this great victory. Oh, and as you pray there will be some of my representatives picking up any loose change that fell from your pockets.  Now, I have some important news. Prior to coming to this group I received a call from our Lord and Creator. He wants to make clear that his son, Jesus, made sort of a mistake by making comment concerning the difficulty of wealthy folks getting into Heaven. We have first rate super deluxe apartments set aside for those with the bucks to pay for them.

Second, I want to make clear that as we head for New Hampshire, there is only one Republican who  our Lord has anointed with his blessing, and you are currently listening to him. God is on our side as we set off for war against the infidels led by Donald Trump and his secret mistress–Hillary Clinton! If you love God, remember to part with your money and give it to God’s messenger. NO! Not that Jesus guy–ME!

Defenders Of America

Among the non-stop complaints of Republicans is failure on the part of Barack Obama to defend America against terrorism. Shootings in California have repeatedly been cited as examples of the weak, soft Obama policies which allow terrorists to exist within our midst armed and ready to murder innocent Americans.

A few weeks ago an armed terrorist group seized control of the Masher national wildlife refuge and threatened American law enforcement officials, but once again the cowardly Barack Obama refused to use force to end this terrorist threat to our survival as a nation. I guess Obama finally heard those voices demanding action against terrorists.The FBI and Oregon law officials set up a road block and  captured several terrorist militia.One was killed, one wounded and several are no in jail.

Oh, the terrorists were rancher militia seeking to take over federal land without paying  a penny for its use. Oh, federal land belongs to ALL Americans, not just ranchers!

Oh, not a single one was a Muslim!

Donald Trump Discusses Everything

Donald Trump gave Wolf Blitzer an interview and discussed just about everything on his mind:

!. Megyn Kelly: “She hates me. She is not fair. Maybe I will show up Thursday for the Fox debate, maybe not. Of course, she can’t stop me.  I have no idea why she hates me. Everyone loves me but this woman!”

2. Sarah Palin. “Now, this is one smart woman. A real good woman, a woman who loves America–unlike a woman we all know who does not–and she is loved by the American people. Sure, I would put her in my Cabinet. She is one tough cookie, a real woman, a woman of the people. We need such women,not like that broad from Fox News.”

3. ISIS. “Do I have a great plan to handle ISIS. I sure do have a great plan and when I put it into action that will be the end of ISIS. What is the  plan? I am not like that stupid Obama who always told the enemy our plans. Keep them off balance, keep them guessing, that is part of my Great Plan. I will guarantee you, Wolf, I will guarantee the American people that MY great plan will end ISIS So, you Muslims, beware the Donald man is going to wipe you out!”

4. Obama. “He is stupid. The entire Obama government is stupid.We need some smart guys in government, and yours truly is the guy. I am a great business man, I am a great thinker, and I am NOT stupid!”

Bernie On Foreign Policy

As Hillary Clinton argues that she has greater experience in the area of foreign policy, Bernie Sanders has gone on the offense to prove he knows more how to handle foreign policy.  “Not only did I vote against the war in Iraq, I helped lead the opposition to  the war. There is a difference between experience and judgment.” Sanders is absolutely right to emphasize this difference regarding the war in Iraq. Hillary Clinton blundered, she became afraid that opposing the war would not resonate with the American people who wanted revenge for 9/11.

Bernie Sanders has yet to outline his foreign policy in the Middle East.  Yes, no American boots on the ground. But, that statement is NOT the outline of foreign policy. He needs to delineate exactly how his  presidency  would handle the complex world of the Middle East and its problems. No troops on the ground, but what else?

1. What about poverty in the region?

2. What about the Israel-Palestinian conflict?

Jeb Bush On Something Or Other

At each Republican debate my heart goes out to little Jebbie Bush the kid in the middle with a forlorn look on his face that shouts –how in hell did I get stuck with this group of nut cases! Let me offer a sample of how Jeb confronted the bullies who he had to respond to during the evening. After all, Jeb is not the strongest person on the stage and since Carly left for the kiddie’s table he has no one who he could beat in a wrestling match.

“People ask about student loans and Social Security and ISIS.  The solutions are there, but you are not going to  do a work-a-thon in  90 seconds.I try to purge all of that from my mind before the debate.”

Give Donald Trump some credit–he has stopped going after the weak little kid and now focuses on the big bully from Texas. NO, I do not mean George Bush but the refugee from Canada.  Give Jeb some credit, at least he is open about lacking any ideas how to solve any problems.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I wonder if Bernie Sanders can speak softly.

I wonder if Bernie really believes that he can work with Republicans to do something.

Then again, I doubt there is any sane person in the USA who could work with he current Republican leadership to do anything.

Hillary works hard to come across as sane and calm.

How about at the next debate we have Hillary, Bernie, Ted, and Donald?

Ted Cruz will be sorry that he referred to New York values. A losing punch line.

My nightmare, President Ted Curz.

Union Rights Not Right With Conservatives

I was raised in the Depression when one out of three working people belonged to a union. I remember when due to the presence of unions, a man or woman could earn enough money to purchase a home and send children to college. That was before the current attitude among young people and old white people who claim the presence of unions is unfair to the interests of job creators -those with money.

The Supreme Court is currently discussing a challenge to unions. It was filed by a  teacher, Ms. Fredrich who claimed she was losing her rights to free speech because her union dues were being used to support political candidates. Of course, those of us who invest in business lack any control over business leaders who use company money  to support political candidates. Ironically, conservative Justice Scalia years ago defended the right of unions to use its money to support political candidates. “Where the State imposes upon the union a duty to deliver services, it may permit the union to demand reimbursement for them.” I doubt if Justice Scalia these days would support the rights of job destroyers–unions, that is.