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The Toilet Wars Rage

There are moments when one wonders how the hell one wound up in the United States of America during what appears to go for an election. OK, there are some minor problems such as income inequality or student debt or lack of good paying  jobs, not merely for newly graduated college students but for anyone seeking to make a decent life. If one examine the recently concluded Republican primary it is quite clear those seeking the Republican nomination had different ideas as to what is wrong in America.

1. Taxes on the rich are too high and that is why there are not enough well paying jobs.

2. Students made the debt, and since they are not a big business, they have to pay the debt they incurred.

BUT, the recurring issue that, at one point or another, winds up as THE important issue of modern America is–who can piss and shit in a public bathroom? There apparently is some special quality to shit produced by transgender folks and this means, stay out of bathrooms.

North Carolina Governor Pat McCrory, continues to insist that North Carolina is the NINTH LARGEST STATE and this means something about where transgender folks should piss and shit. As anyone knows, God only shits in a bathroom where people shit based on the gender listed on their birth  certificate.

All I can say to Governor McCrory is–PISS ON YOU!

Who Wants To Go To Heaven?

Once upon  a time, a few months ago, there was a teacher named Reince Priebus who had a class of 16 boys and one girl. One day, he told the students about the wonders of this wonderful place high up in the sky which is called, Republican Heaven. He asked how many of them wanted to go to  Heaven. A red haired boy named Donald shot his hand into the air and said: “Me, only Me, because I am the most intelligent in this class, and I know the most and when I get to heaven I’m going to build the largest, the biggest wall so that no one will ever again get in without an OK from me.”

Benny Carson said:”that’s OK with me as long as you buy the story of my life.”

Carly said: “Nobody, and I mean no guy is getting there before me. I’m the smartest in this whole  class of dumb bells.”

Little Marco said: “If I get to heaven will it mean that I will never again sweat so much?”

Jeb said: “Well, Donald, my big brother already got there and he said that I’m going to be the next one to get into Heaven, so there!”

Randy Paul said: “Heaven, schmeaven, who cares. Frankly, I really don’t want to go with Donald.”

Johnny Kasich said: “Can I get lots of food to eat in Heaven?”

Mikey Huckabee said: “I promise to pray for  all in this class to get to heaven. God almighty already said I’m going.”

Teddie said: “There is no way I’m going to heaven if Donald goes!”

What the rest said, no one cares about.

Sarah Palin Can Say It!

It would be difficult to discover in the entire history of American presidential campaigns a more incompetent idiot than Sarah Palin. I suspect that John McCain will go to his grave wondering how the heck he ever thought for a moment that she was qualified for anything other than a speaking voice on some TV program about killing bears? Sarah is now angry at both McCain and Paul Ryan for daring to make negative remarks about the great Donald Trump.  She now promises to do “whatever I can for anyone who opposes Paul Ryan in the primary process.

She also is supporting the primary opponent of John McCain. Does this idiot understand how much money he gave her by making the idiot a member of his presidential ticket? Unfortunately, for McCain, about 30% of his state  population are Hispanics and they will be voting for his opponent–if he makes it through the primary.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I think Republicans need Rudy Giuliani to save America just as he single-handedly did on 9/11.

Cruz and Fiorina– a match made in heaven!

In all honesty, Bernie left Brooklyn but Brooklyn never left Bernie.

Donald prefers being Donald to presidential.

A miracle that will never occur is a day of peace in Syria.

Republicans never explain what “Making America Great Again” means,great in which respect?

It becomes increasingly clear the only purpose of Republican primaries is to  help some folks sell their books.

At age 85, I somehow missed the meaning or purpose of the Kardashian age.

These days I have come to conclude that Hell is being forced to sit before a TV set listening to the Republican debates for ETERNITY!

My great regret this year is that Elizabeth Warren did not seek the presidency.

Republican Congresswoman Marsha Blackburn has identified the greatest threat confronting America– the Government wants to regulate our ceiling fans!

First they came for our health care, then they came for our light bulbs, then they came for our ceiling fans, and next, no doubt, is regulation of our toilet seats!!

Hillary Vs Donald

Each passing primary day makes clearer and clearer that Hillary Clinton will be facing one another this fall. So, how should Hillary handle the raving mouth?

1.Refust to take his bait and argue over personalities.

2. If he says, Benghazi, respond with the story of 240 US Marines killed by Muslim terrorists in Lebanon when Reagan was president and pose to Donald: “Mr.Trump, do you believe we need a committee to indict the dead president. After all, it happened on his watch?

3. Play ads which simply replay his comments about women.

4. Never, ever, raise your voice when with him. Let him do the shouting.

5. Discuss the millions of jobs created by exports.

6. Every so often just stare with contempt when you gaze at him.

7. Demand that he specify exactly which jobs are coming back from China.

8. Repeatedly note the fact that more Hispanics leave America than enter it.

9. Demand that he outline the specifics of his Middle East foreign policy.

The Presumptive President

Donald Trump announced on national TV that he is the “presumptive presidential candidate” of the Republican party and it is time to focus on the bitch of New York, one Hillary Clinton. I overheard Donald talking with angry voters.

Mike: Mr. Trump, I  lost my job in the steel plant,will you bring back our jobs?

Donald: MIke, not only am I getting your job back from Chinese, I am going to make certain that you have a great job making shirts and pants. From now on, these items will be made in the USA! And, think of the pay when you make shirts!!

Mary: Mr. Trump,I lay awake each night worrying if some Mexican rapist will defile my body.How will you protect us?

Donald: First Mary,there will be a  wall, and not just any old wall, but the highest and biggest and greatest wall ever made that will keep the rapists in Mexico raping Mexican women. And, furthermore, YOU will be able to get those jobs these rapists work at when they are not our raping–picking fruit and vegetables and caring for children.

David Goldstein: Mr. Trump Obama and the Democrats hate Israel.What will President Trump do in the Middle East to protect Israel?

Donald: I love the Jews. I adore Israel. In fact, if I was not born Christian, I would be over in Israel wiping out those Muslims.Man, would I ever build a wall in Israel. I will double the size of any walls built by Prime Minister Netanyahu. And, just remember that my grandson is a Jew. No one loves Jews more than me!

Just Another Cop Talks

For many  years I had the opportunity to teach members of the St. Louis police force. Most of these men and women were intelligent, pleasant, and felt proud of their job working to ensure the safety of people. Frankly, I never came across any nut cases, but these days, it is difficult to get through the day without another example of some rogue cop who has a been with those who come from minority groups.

San Francisco police officer, Jasen Lai proved once again that some idiot cops don’t know when to keep their mouth shut. He decided to do some texting:

“I hate the beaner, but I think the nig is worse.”

‘Indians are disgusting.’

“Burn down the Walgreen and and kill the bums”

At  least there is no indication that Jasen Lai  has no gripes against .Asians.

Will Donald Make Nice?

These are the April days in which Donald  Trump has to begin deciding how he will conduct his campaign in the fall. Many of his supporters are asking him to behave “more presidential.” So, here is the new Donald Trump:

“I will not call women sluts or bimbos, those terms are now reserved for men.”

“I will build the smallest, the world’s smallest WALL.”

“Ted Cruz is  not a liar, he is more like a schmuck.”

“I got nothing against Hispanics, for all I am concerned they have the right to live in Mexico.”

“Don’t look at Hillary’s face, just look at that dumpy figure!”

“I now second everything Bernie is saying about Wall Street crooks.”

“NO, I do not wish to screw my daughter, just my wife!”

“John Kasich is just a northern version of Jeb Bush.”

“I REALLY love Israel and who the fuck cares about Palestinians, they got no votes in America”

“Megyn, I will even screw you.”

 

 

 

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Ah, to be young and to believe the world can be perfect!

In American history the only time there is great change is when Congress is controlled by a liberal majority.

Some believe that by saying something, it results in doing something.

Death in the city is not proud.

My life  has taught me to go one step at  a time. Begin with success and it builds toward greater success.

ISIS IS being slowly pushed back in the Middle East.

Barack Obama has consistently NOT been the great communicator Continue reading

Bernie VS Bibi

As you recall or do not recall, Bernie Sanders was raised in the great borough of Brooklyn as a nice Jewish boy. I assume that at some point  little Bernie placed some coins in a blue box in order to help Jews purchase land in what was then known as Palestine. Anyway, little Bernie the Jewish boy has now drawn the ire of Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu for daring to utter a harsh word about the perfect always right never makes a mistake land of Israel! Bernie sort of cluttered out that when Israel launched its attack on Gaza because some rockets landed inI Israel and killed a few people, the invasion of Gaza which led to the deaths of 2,200 people was disproportionate to the crime.

Bibi is now very upset. “Israel is surrounded by extremist Islamic radicals, and therefore need to guard our border, and this is also true regarding the communities surrounding Gaza.” Bernie is NOT arguing that Israel has a right tot defend itself, he is noting that killing 2,200 while less than 70 Israelis  die is sort of –disproportionate.

Oh, Israel borders with Egypt, Jordan, and Syria. NO problems from Jordan and Egypt and Syrians are sort of  bothered by some minor problems to pay attention to Israel. That leaves Lebanon which is “surrounding” Israel.