Category Archives: Veterans

Jeb Bush Reflects

I hopped down to Texas in order to chat with Jeb Bush who was spending the weekend with the Bushes scrambling through bushes in search of one sent by God. Anyway, I caught up with Jeb and he offered me his observations on wha tis happening in the Republican party.

“Well, Fred, my party, the party of dad and my brother has become shambles run by the head Idiot who only knows how to shout and scream hate and violence. Could you imagine what Abraham Lincoln or Theodore Roosevelt must think about this collection of yokels who have no idea what is occurring in the world. I have a hunch  there are many Republicans who believe the word was flooded and good ole Noah saved the entire planet with his spacious wooden boat.

According to Donald my daughter or son are not eligible to become judges since their mom was born in Mexico. Perhaps, I should contact Donald and receive special dispensation to run for dog catcher in our home town. I am living through the second coming of Barry Goldwater who in 1964 ensured the victory of Lyndon Johnson.

How the hell did MY party get persuaded by this two-bit con man and his nutty ideas? Of course, Democrats got conned by the white haired guy who shouts and waves his arms. The funny part is that Ronald Reagan would not get elected chief of police in a small town since these characters believe Reagan was a LIBERAL!”

Space Ship To Anywhere

Imagine if you had the power to send any ten Earth leaders on a space ship bound for the ends of the universe, who would you select?

1. Vladimir Putin who would quickly show any alien not to mess with him before being thrown down with hisKarate skills.

2. President Assad of Syria who would show any alien that he can survive regardless of how unlikely his chances.

3. Queen Elizabeth who will live on and on and on forever in any alien climate.

4. Pope Francis will do OK in case JESUS shows up!

5.  Robert Mugabe is the ultimate African dictator who will last forever and a day anywhere.

6. Chancellor Merkel of Germany will soon become popular when she offers a home in Germany for any alien who is able to get there.

7. Xi Xinping of China who will quickly take  over the alien Internet organization and ensure his line is now the official planet line.

8. President Maduro of Venezuela could show any alien planet how to go bankrupt in three easy lessons.

9. David Cameron of the UK, will convince aliens to remain in the EU.

10. Donald Trump, of course he will build the Greatest Wall that will prevent Earthians from raping and taking jobs away from Aliens!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Another day, another outrageous Trump twitter.

These days I feel sorry for Paul Ryan, trying to be a decent human and trying to help Republicans win this November.

I wonder if in future years, June will introduce warm weather?

Gee, if only I had enrolled at Trump University, I would today be a multi-millionaire!

ISIS will fight until the last bomb in order to ensure a path to heaven.

If England exits the EU, then Scotland will exit England.

Since so many Cubans are headed to the US, will Trump construct a giant wall in the water?

So, What Went Wrong?

It  is several days prior to the California primary and most evidence is the result is still up in the air. So, what went wrong with Hillary’s campaign?

1. She has run as a candidate of the 1990s.

2. She hesitated coming out strong for the fight against Wall Street.

3. She portrays herself as the candidate for women–Hillary, half the voters are MEN!

4. She never began with a concrete program to address the needs of youth, particularly, college students.

5. She continue to do stupid things like the emails.

6. Hillary has a solid program at a time when people want dreams promised.

7. Hillary has a tendency to shout when a quiet tone would be more presidential.

8. Bill is always around when she needs to separate herself from Bill.

9. Like President Obama, Hillary NEVER explains our policy in the Middle East.

10. Hillary being Hillary for twenty years.

 

 

BDS Not Liked By Some Jews

The other night at my Temple someone said that anyone who supported Boycott, Divestment or Sanctions against Israel “hated Israel and Jews.” Whenever anyone makes a negative comment against policies of Israel the usual retort by many Jews is the person “hates Jews and hates Israel.” I suspect that Israel is the only nation whose current leader is synonymous with the entire nation. NO one claimed to oppose George Bush meant the individual ‘hated America.” I assume that if Donald Trump becomes president these same Jews will insist that making critical remarks about President Trump means the person “hates America.”

At this juncture in time the current government of Israel is in defiance of international law regarding its policies on the West Bank.I do understand that for many Orthodox Jews UN laws are not as powerful as those from God up above. I also understand there are Jews who can cite words from the Torah to justify just about any action including support for slavery. Until the GOVERNMENT of Israel obeys international law I support BDS.

Oh, I support BDS because I care about the state of Israel and its soul!

Foreign Leaders On Trump

We decided to poll key foreign leaders regarding their views on Donald Trump

Kim Jong-un: They call me ‘chubby’ and a bull-shit artist who does not allow anyone to contradict my always correct views on any topic I admit, that when it comes to boasting and braying, no one can out do the Donald man.

Vladimir Putin: A man after my own heart. He has this wonderful egoism,this belief that each word spoken MUST be accepted as the TRUTH. Frankly, Donald is my twin except that if we fought, this chubby man with small hands would wind up  with his face in the mud!

Pope Francis: Well, the good news is that Donald Trump is NOT a Catholic. The bad news is that he regards God up on high as his valet who shines his shoes every night. I DO love all humankind, but, remember, I said HUMANKIND.

Bibi Netanyahu: Donald Trump is a man after my own heart. Just too bad that he is not Jewish and does not live in Israel. I would appoint him Minister of Defense and send him to wipe out ISIS with his mouth!

Chancellor Merkel of Germany: There are moments when I get depressed about the refugee problem that I wish to  possess his nonsensical ideas how to handle immigrants.If he was in the EU we would be  building a wall in Greece to keep them out!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

In American politics, repeat a lie and eventually, due to social media, it becomes a truth.

Bernie Sanders wants to become the 2016 Ralph Nader.

Donald fervently believes, all one has to do, is say something, and the Tooth Fairy makes it come true.

Bill Clinton has lost his voice, some age early in life.

Me, at age 86,can out shout Bill any day in the year!

Some days, I sit quietly, and reflect on the wise words of Ben Carson.

These days any plane crash, or ANY crash, is the result of ISIS!

Donald On Guns–This Time

As you recall or don’t recall, the fighting red headed man from New York had an opportunity to display his gun toting ability during the Vietnam war, but he had more important things to do -like making money. Anyway, Donald is now the fighting hero of the NRA because he not only wants guns in the hands of every single American, but he sure wants them in schools. Of course, at times, when he discuses any topic his fast moving mind sort of goes in several directions.

“I don’t want to have guns in the classrooms, although in some cases teachers should have guns in classrooms, frankly. The problem with gun free zones is like offering candy  to bad people. They have gun free zones and they go in them with guns blazing.

Donald, some facts: Public Schools are the safest place for children, particularly, those living in urban poverty areas. THERE HAS NOT BEEN A SINGLE MASS SHOOTING IN AN URBAN SCHOOL DURING THE ENTIRE 20TH CENTURY! Every mass  shooting has occurred in middle class white neighborhoods!

Score One For Cops

Among the joys for the American people, and particularly for those who are of African American or Hispanic heritage would be just ONE day without another story in which police were frightened and had to defend themselves against a kid or emotionally unstable person. Chase Sherman was traveling with his parents in the state of Georgia. He is —  or should I say, WAS- a 32 emotionally unstable young man and began acting up in the back seat of his parent’s car. The parents contacted a local sheriff’s department in order to help  calm down their son.

At no point did the parents indicate they felt threatened, at no point did they indicate in any shape or form their sone was a threat to anyone. Several sheriff’s deputies rushed to the scene of this “violence” and began to blast away with their tasers.One deputy placed his knee on the chest of Mr. Sherman whose last words were: “I’m dead. I’m dead. I said, I just quit.”

Unfortunately, the sheriffs never quit.

Bernie And Hillary

Once upon a time Republicans were worried their party would disintegrate into a fierce battle at the convention. But latest polls show that 87% of Republicans are now ready to vote for the Donald man. Just as Republicans are gathering together, Bernie and his cohort of young rebels are preparing for an assault–not on Donald Trump, for God’s sake–NO. They are ready to wreck the Democratic convention in the name of RIGHT.

There is something weird about Bernie Sanders seeking the Democratic nomination, given that he is not even a Democrat. But, he has been able to arouse anger, hate, fury–NO, not at Donald Trump or Republicans– but at the evil mommy who won’t let him have dessert. Bernie Sanders has a rendezvous with disaster, NO, America has a rendezvous with disaster if Donald Trump becomes president. So, what will  happen?

1.The Supreme Court for the next twenty years will have a majority which opposes women rights, the rights of workers, the rights of Hispanics, and, certainly, the rights of Muslims.

2. The top one percent that Bernie rants about will have complete freedom to give how ever much they desire to purchase elections.

3. Talk about the one percent having gobs of money, after four years of Trump they will have gobs more!

Oh well, Bernie believes he knows the truth and this truth will give him fame and America will live in infamy!