Governor Bobby Jindal has rushed to inform the people of America that he intends to ensure there are no more shootings in movie theaters. The other day John Russell Houser sort of shot up the audience in a movie theater before killing himself. So,these might be the was in which Bobby intends to prevent movie theater shootings:
1.As one enters the theater each person is given a weapon. Handgun, rifle, machine gun, you choose.
2. Once the first shot is fired, everyone stands up, displays their NRA hats and begins blasting at the source of the initial shot.
3. Bobby Jindal will immediately rush to the theater armed with a bazooka and blast away. If the theater is destroyed then all shootings will cease.
4. An NRA member could be stationed at all movie theaters to have an immediate armed presence.
5. Of course,Bobby could ask ISIS to guard our movie theaters.
Thus Bobby will become the boy hero of America!