Category Archives: Veterans

Mitt Comes Out Swinging

Mitt Romney finally gave a powerful speech, he finally displayed passion and fervor and showed he was a man of ideas and action. Unfortunately, the speech was given yesterday and not during the 2012 election. Mitt blasted Donald Trump as a fraud and a phony who had stolen the Republican party. Ordinarily, Republicans want to “bring back America” from its vacation somewhere in the world, but now,the cry is to bring back the Republican party from Republicans.

Mitt offered a litany of Trump failures from several business bankruptcies to the infamous Trump University which as he noted, conned people and received a D Minus grade from the Better Business Bureau. Naturally, Donald insisted he got an “A” and just about every student was delirious with happiness and had become a multi  millionaire. Now, Donald, did admit that he began life with a million dollars from dad, just like the amount most ordinary folks have to enter the work world.

So, Mitt is angry. Sorry, a little too late to alter the Republican outcome. So, what  happens to the Republican establishment if Donald is the candidate??

Donald Gets Endorsements

Say what they may, but opponents of Donald Trump would so love to get the endorsements the red haired guy gets every day–and night. He got the OK from his fellow bully, one Chris Christie, you know the sort of chubby guy who is now the favorite of about 30% of the people of New Jersey. But, Donald has now hit the jackpot. First, he was given the OK by Jean Marie Le Pen. OK, so you don’t know this man. Jean Marie founded the National Front in France years ago. He informed the French people that being occupied by the Nazis was really not that bad. He also has insisted for over a half century there was NO HOLOCAUST. The kind Nazis simply wanted to give Jews an opportunity to get clean in the shower room.

After the French OK, Donald even hit a bigger jackpot. David Duke joined in the chorus of those wanting to “bring back America” with the leadership of Donald Trump. The Duke man used to be a big shot in the KKK in Louisiana. Mr. Trump welcomes the support of all Americans and sees no reason to deny the help of those who believe in white supremacy. If they are living breathing Americans and can vote in November, welcome to the Trump circus. After all, David opposes Hispanic rapists and murders along with Donald.

It’s just too bad Adolf is no longer alive. After all, he hated all inferior races and certainly those rapists and killers from down South fit into the lower race category of the Nazis. Anyway, Donald has now got the entire Nazis vote–both here and everywhere!

P.S. I have been informed by sources that ISIS soon will announce its support for Donald Trump. You want chaos in the Middle East, what better than a President Trump??

Marco Intends To Make His Mark

The little guy who stands on the platform desperately seeking to prove that he is a fighter and can take on bad people is really getting angry. I fear this growing fury will lead Marco to shift support to the loudest angry person in the room–Donald Trump. It appears that a person on the staff of Ted Cruz got a copy of  video someone made in a hotel lobby. The video shows Marco walking past a Trump supporter who was reading a Bible.

The Cruz version of the video has Marco saying to the man, “that book has all the answers.” After Cruz operatives got through with the video, the Senator from Florida is mouthing, “that book does not have any answers.” Ted finally fired his staff man. So, we can expect at the next debate both Marco and Donald going after the sleeve bag from Texas.

The real question is how the people of Texas elected this lying, cheating, dishonest person for any position in government? He really should be tarred nd feathered and sent on the first train heading back home to Canada!

Jeb Bush A Bush Leaguer

Ah, the cool winds of February when every baseball fan has dreams of his or her team spending a few weeks preparing to win a pennant and go on to victory in the World Series  of 2016. It is a month fantasy, a month when one can trump over enemies and attain goals that surpass the wildest desires of the human heart. Such was the dream of Jeb Bush as he entered the month of February. OK, he had a few missteps in Iowa, but now came New Hampshire and when that temporary obstacle was not overcome, there was always, South Carolina.

Jeb expected this citadel of military personnel had nothing but fond memories of the great General George Bush who had proclaimed: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! And, so Jeb strode into the state with high expectations. Alas,  the Jeb Bush dream turned into a nightmare and Jeb has announced that he no longer will be playing exhibition games in the forthcoming weeks. He has decided to return to a non-playing role. We can expect that Jeb and George will spend their remaining days sipping cool drinks and sharing dreams with one another!

Jeb, Jeb, When Will It Be All Over

Jeb Bush once again was on a platform where he confronted an audience. In theory, lacking opponents it was an opportunity for Jeb to shine. So, what happened?

1. Asked about the Pope’s statement that Trump behavior was not that of a Christian, Jeb decided to pass.

2. Asked about immigration,he once again refused to stand up for a reasonable plan to handle the situation.

3. Asked how he would deal with Iraq or Syria, he just had to make certain the world knew that his brother was a great man. He insisted the invasion of Iraq was right, and all subsequent problems were caused by President Obama.

Jeb simply is unable to take a strong stand on anything.He will soon disappear from the political scene because he displays the backbone of a  chocolate eclair. Goodbye Jeb, we never knew you well.

Chris Calls In The Godfather

Chris Christie has decided to forgo any further trips out of the great state of New Joisey and will get back to the world of common sense and decency. His first call was to the Godfather who wanted to know how come a good New Joisey boy was beaten up by a bunch of pansies from the other side of the track. He did give Chris a hug  for putting down the little queer from Florida who can’t utter a single fucking sentence without repeating the previous sentence.

Chris assured the boys  that New Joisey  is not to be concerned about the bull shit  coming from the clown of Wall Street, one Donald Trump. “He’s full of hot air, he promises the moon and can’t even deliver Hoboken! Godfather, don’t spend a moment concerned about this bull shit artist, hell, he couldn’t even keep the casinos making money!”

There are reports that Chris will now work on closing down the George Washington Bridge and restricting who is allowed to enter the great state of New Joisey.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Some politicians live in the world of dreams, others in the world of reality.

Ted Cruz would not know what constitutes the truth even if Jesus handed it to him.

My dream-a speech by Marco Rubio which does not talk about his immigrant parents.

At least Ben Carson is honest, all politicians need some fresh new clothes.

Each day I feel so sorry for Jeb Bush, who is lost in the bushes.

Gee, I can sleep peacefully tonight, Rick Santorum has ended his quest for the  presidency.

Donald just can  not accept the word, “defeat,” it is not in his vocabulary.

Bernie Sanders Thanks Youth

Bernie Sander was all Bernie Sanders wishing the young people OK for their support. He promised to make America great again and once again listed a fantastic liberal program that, if passed, would make this one wonderful nation. How about a few words to those young people who made his performance prove terrific?

“Ok, thanks for your hard work. Now remember, it is your group that did not come out to vote in 2010 or 2012 which guaranteed that Republicans would control Congress and block passage of any decent laws. Yes, most of you will probably vote in 2016, but then again, most of you will NOT vote in 2018 which means that Republicans will decide which laws get passed. Sorry, I can rant and rave about evil rich people, but those people have control because you guys do NOT vote in Congressional elections nor for governor. So, get off your asses and make certain from now on you vote in each and every election.”

Ted Cruz Gives Thanks

First, I want each and every person in this hall to get on your knees and give thanks to our Lord up above for giving us this great victory. Oh, and as you pray there will be some of my representatives picking up any loose change that fell from your pockets.  Now, I have some important news. Prior to coming to this group I received a call from our Lord and Creator. He wants to make clear that his son, Jesus, made sort of a mistake by making comment concerning the difficulty of wealthy folks getting into Heaven. We have first rate super deluxe apartments set aside for those with the bucks to pay for them.

Second, I want to make clear that as we head for New Hampshire, there is only one Republican who  our Lord has anointed with his blessing, and you are currently listening to him. God is on our side as we set off for war against the infidels led by Donald Trump and his secret mistress–Hillary Clinton! If you love God, remember to part with your money and give it to God’s messenger. NO! Not that Jesus guy–ME!

Defenders Of America

Among the non-stop complaints of Republicans is failure on the part of Barack Obama to defend America against terrorism. Shootings in California have repeatedly been cited as examples of the weak, soft Obama policies which allow terrorists to exist within our midst armed and ready to murder innocent Americans.

A few weeks ago an armed terrorist group seized control of the Masher national wildlife refuge and threatened American law enforcement officials, but once again the cowardly Barack Obama refused to use force to end this terrorist threat to our survival as a nation. I guess Obama finally heard those voices demanding action against terrorists.The FBI and Oregon law officials set up a road block and  captured several terrorist militia.One was killed, one wounded and several are no in jail.

Oh, the terrorists were rancher militia seeking to take over federal land without paying  a penny for its use. Oh, federal land belongs to ALL Americans, not just ranchers!

Oh, not a single one was a Muslim!