We offer our resolutions for the year 2015
1. We promise to believe that Ted Cruz actually knows something.
2. We promise to believe that a Republican Congress can actually pass a law that does not benefit the wealthy.
3. We promise to do our best in understanding the plight of those with wealth in this society.
4. We promise to support the endeavors of ISIS to restore the caliphate.
5. We promise not to make daily nasty remarks about Fox News.
6. We promise to respect the knowledge of Rudy Giuliani when it comes to respecting the rights of poor people.
7. We promise to respect any and all promises of Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu that valiant fighter for the people of Palestinie.
8. We promise to believe the New York Knicks will win a basketball game in 2019.
9. We promise to support the right of some cops to stop and shoot.
10. We promise to believe there is no global climate change. We admit this idea must be laid to rest!