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Hillary–Yee Have Tarried Too Long

At some point in the career of every politician comes a moment when one must decide between their desires and what is best for America. Yes, Hillary Clinton is well “qualified”to become president, particularly when compared to Donald Trump or Bernie Sanders. Bernie has emotion, Bernie has some interesting ideas that most probably will never become law. But, at this moment in time, Hillary Clinton has accumulated too much baggage of discord and anger. Yes, the emails are in reality a sideshow and never meant anything important. But, they are  present in the life of Hillary Clinton.

But, it is not merely the emails that are the problem. Bill and Hillary decided to accumulate gobs of money. Ostensibly to do good. Jimmy Carter is doing a heck of a lot more good than the Clintons, and he is doing it without seeking the money of businessmen, of sheiks, of unsavory characters. Bill and Hillary committed an incredible error–they sold the name of an ex-president for money. Harry Truman after leaving the presidency was approached by a businessman who offered a hundred thousand dollars for use of his name. He made clear to that man, and to everyone else that his name was not for hire.

The Clintons have been with us for nearly a quarter of century. We have grown accustomed to their problems,their escapades, their intelligence, and their essential good desires for aiding fellow Americans. But, the ONLY important issue today is -defeating Donald Trump. It is time for Hillary to depart and allow the Democratic convention to select from either Elizabeth Warren or Bernie Sanders. Either one could readily beat the hell out of Trump. It is time for Hillary to do what is best for America. Ensure the defeat of Donald Trump!!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

These days Bernie Sanders behaves like the angry uncle who is upset because no one listens to his stories of life.

Each day the polls change as to who is ahead, wonder why?

I never could understand why we have Black Lives Matter rather than All Lives Matter-guess which Martine Luther King would desire.

I wonder how many Americans would head north to Canada if Trump becomes president?

Many Americans seek a rendevous with disaster.

I wonder how I got stuck on this planet with these creatures of hate?

Oh well, it is time for football preseason, at least something interesting to watch.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Only Republicans would play political games when defeating the Zika virus is at stake.

I wonder how many British folks are asking, ‘what the hell did we just do?’

Among the great battles in American history will be Gettysburg, the Battle of the Bulge and Benghazi.

Only Republicans worry about the death of four people, of course, the hundred of thousands dying because  of poor health is not their concern.

Justice Kennedy is a real Kennedy–sometimes!

Whatever happened to Ted Cruz, is he still standing tall for America?

I guess many workers in America believe a billionaire is concerned about their economic interests.

 

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Donald wants advice, has he considered the clowns in the Ringling Brothers circus?

I wonder which city is next on the LeBron James list to save?

Say, whatever happened to Chris Christie– never hear from him these days?

My advice to Donald, quit waving around those tiny hands.

Gee, I wonder what advice Donald’s daughter, Ivanka  can offer?

Future historians will term America in 2016, the era of ANGER.

I await the next Hillary fuck up.

Trump Family Takes Over

Well, it is now clear that Donald Trump has finally decided to seek the advice of key political analysts and retool his campaign. He got rid of his campaign manager, the notorious Corey Lewandowski who had gained fame pushing around female correspondents. So, who did Donald take advice from in seeking new blood in his campaign? Naturally, another Trump! His daughter Ivanka and her husband are now the key political experts.

Since we believe that Donald needs some assistance, what else can we do, but offer our own advice.

Chris Christie has an approval rating in New Jersey of about 27%. Why not consult him?

The Bush family is sulking, since you want to consult family members, why not ask the elder Bush for some help?

I believe the NRA is the best source of new ideas to get your campaign on the road to success.

LeBron James just made Cleveland a happy place, perhaps, he can save you.

You know, Donald, you constantly do ISIS many favors, perhaps, they can do one for  you with some advice.

Rudy Giuliani once saved America after 9/11, he can easily match you with bullshit, only he has new bullshit.

Then again there are always the Kardashians.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Have Republicans considered a ticket of Herman Cain and Ben Sanders? It certainly would give them some color.

Republicans have to face reality–he will never change.

It is not that Americans love guns, it is that SOME nut cases love guns.

I can never understand how anyone who loves hunting needs an assault rifle to kill a deer.

So Marco Rubio is seeking to return as Senator. What next, Jeb becoming governor of Florida?

I do not understand why God so loves Ted Cruz that He speaks with him daily.

There must be some group that Donald has not insulted

 

White Men Speak On Election

Let’s get one thing clear, it is clear that we white guys will support a white man who runs against that crooked  Hillary Clinton. So, I must point out that I am a white man. My pop was a white man. My grandfather was a white man, and we white men have to stand up for white rights. So, what are my criteria for how I will cast my ballot:

1. I want someone who will make we white guys great again.

2. I want someone who protects my right to an AR-15 assault rifle because when I go hunting those damn deer run too damn fast.

3. Frankly, I never met a Muslim that I could trust. Then again, I have never met a Muslim. I can’t always be perfect.

4. I am sick and tired of my wife voting for someone without my permission. We need a president who makes certain women respect their husbands–and boy friends.

5. Yes, I am gay, yes, I enjoy gay moments in my life, but kissing some guy is NOT one of them!

6. I know Hillary Clinton did something with her emails. Frankly, at age 85, I really don’t know what emails are.

7. The last time I had anything to do with some white haired guy who waved his arms was when I visited the looney bin.

8. I want someone who tells it is like it is. Now, hopefully, someone will tell me what “it is” is.

9.Donald tells me that he will bring back those jobs making sweaters and underwear. Actually, I used to work in a steel plant.

10. I love my wife, I  love my daughters, but when it comes to running America, it is a man’s JOB.

Reince Priebus Gathers Party Together

Republican National Chairman organized a gathering of leading Republicans in order to restore hope and glory to the candidacy of their candidate for president, the one and only Donald Trump.

To kick off the event, he invited Herman Cain, a black skinned guy who ran for president four years ago. So, let Herman express his feelings: “This is a wonderful hucky ducky day and I’m here to support the candidacy of that great hucky ducky man, the one and only DONALD TRUMP!

Ben Carson also made an appearance: “Donald, I must confess it was sort of strange being on a stage where you talked all the time. Since, I am one of those creatures who do not like you, let me express my support for your victory, and I’m certain you will purchase a few thousand of my books.”

Rudy Giuliani: “Donald, I love you. But, let’s get one thing clear. I am the only New Yorker who is allowed to bullshit night and day about what a great man I am, after all, I, all by myself saved New York City on 9/11.”

Rand Paul: “I think Donald is an ignorant bombastic moron, but I do support his candidacy for president. God help America.”

George Bush: “Donald, I visited a mosque the day after 9/11 to ensure Americans did not blame Muslims for that event. OK, you are right, there were thousands and thousands of Muslims cheering the disaster. I guess I just missed their noise.

Paul Ryan: “OK,OK, you can now untie my hands and remove the covering over my mouth. I promise to support the most intelligent person running for president in 2016. Do what you wish with that endorsement.”

Ted Cruz: “God revealed to me last night that he wanted Donald to run this year, lose, and guarantee that I will be the candidate in 2020.”

Marco Rubio: “Before I speak I need a bottle of water. I will be back after I satisfy my thirst. Don’t wait forever for me.”

 

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Hate has become the food of Republicans, against anyone, at any time.

I feel sorry for Paul Ryan, each day he has to figure out how to resolve his anger toward Donald Trump.

The American people do not suffer from the Zika virus, but the hating virus.

There ARE days when I want to go to Canada.

Frankly, there is no Democrat who would not be hated by Republicans, even Thomas Jefferson.

I have been around for presidential campaigns for 76 years and do not recall anyone referring to their opponent as “Crooked.”

These days ISIS comes across as reasonable folks.

I see pictures of Syrian people fleeing and realize many in America do not regard them as humans fleeing.

Hillary Clinton has aroused incredible hate as one who is crooked, but she has never been charged with any crime.

Poor Bill Clinton, he is losing his once mellow voice.

Bernie one day must wave his arms for the final salute.

I await a miracle, Donald Trump will actually specify what he will do as president.

Whatever happened to Secretary of State John Kerry?

 

Gingrich On Words Of Wisdom

Onc upon a time, a long, long time ago, there was a leader of the Republican party in Congress by the name of Newt Gingrich. Now, unlike the current leaders of the  Republican party, this man had high standards as to upholding values and  respect for human dignity. He blasted Bill Clinton for lacking  respect for women. He wanted Bill to display the  same values as he upheld. So, when his wife was in the hospital for cancer treatment, Newt thought it was the perfect time to inform her that he wanted a divorce.  We will not review other such episodes with women.

So, Newt has a new dream. Oh God, he so desires to run for vice president with that red headed man who sometimes speaks with the wrong words. Newt made clear that Donald’s comments about Judge Curiel were “inexcusable.” BUT, Newt added: “He has learned from the  past two days and he has taken very significant steps away from that and moved toward a more controlled manner.” Gee, Newt, hopefully one day Donald will reach your level of high minded behavior!