We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Pregnant Woman Carless After Crash”
I hope that is the only thing she lost.
Canada, Toronto Star: “Women Happier After Divorce”
And, in most cases, a lot poorer!
France, Connexion: “Man Lives In Beer For 12 Days”
A happy time with no cares.
UK,Guardian: “Car Crash App”
Is there an App for Heaven?
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Danes Are Retarded”
I assume this is from some retarded Swede?
Russia, Moscow Times: “Crime Starts To Pay”
As far as I know, here in America it never did stop-for those on Wall Street.
Pakistan, Dawn: “Drop Charges Against 9 Month Old Boy”
Hopefully, he was not charge with the crime of rape.
Netherlands, Dutch News: “Have You Seen This Seal?”
My lips are sealed about this.