Category Archives: Peace

General Trump On Mosul

Candidate Donald Trump is raising important issues on military strategy to defeat ISIS  in the battle for Mosul. Of course, as anyone who has studied military strategy knows,Donald Trump has an incredible grasp of military strategy. His work in conquering women in the battle of Park Avenue bed sheets has been exhaustively studied by the great military experts of the world. Donald tried desperately to persuade American military people to follow his strategy to defeat ISIS in the battle for Mosul.

General Trump believes in the concept of fooling the enemy so they will never learn where or when you will attack. It is unfortunate that incompetent military guys conducting the Mosul offense, never sought the advice of Donald Trump.His ideas were brilliant:

1. Construct an underground fort in the desert.

2. Place 40,000 troops in the fort.

3. Place your tanks,your trucks,your artillery,your planes, underground in order to prevent ISIS from knowing you have tanks or planes or artillery.They will never figure out that you have such weapons.

4. Then, as dawn breaks, have the entire 40,000 men with their equipment suddenly appear in the desert. At exactly 6:00 a.m. all will rise, shout at the top of their voices, ISLAMIC TERRORISM and,voila, ISIS will disappear!

Paul Ryan–For Anyone To Be President

As you recall, Paul Ryan a few months ago urged Republicans to vote for Donald Trump, and now he wants Republicans to vote for the next person who will become president. So, we asked Paul to explain where  he stands right now.

Fred, thanks for this opportunity to be frank with the American people on where the Congressman who leads our party in the House of Representatives stands on this election. I do want someone to become president, I can say that without any fear of taking this stand. I want someone who will cut taxes on the wealthy and get this economy moving again. I want someone who understands that when the wealthy are happy, the Middle Class is prosperous.

So, who will I support for president? Mr.Trump is the nominee for the Republican party for the presidency. OK,sometimes, well, to be honest, just about all the time, he opens his big mouth to insult a woman,a disabled person or Hispanics. Now, I love women, but remember that I am married so I keep my love away  from female bodies, but any how, there is always something today or some female today, that Donald sort of angers with his touches,let alone with his words.

OK, Donald has sort of insulted me, but there is absolutely NO evidence that he ever groped my wife or reached for her pussy. None at all. On the question of my wife and her body, I have to admit that Donald Trump has been a gentleman. So, give Donald an ‘A’grade when it comes to groping females in my family. On this point,I do support Donald Trump when it comes to members of the Ryan family. He has been a gentleman at ALL times. So,on this point,I am 100% on the side of Donald Trump!

For Donald Trump-Ivanka Speaks

Continuing our effort to present an unbiased account of the candidacy, we allow his daughter, Ivanka to offer some kind words about her dad.

My father is a great man, a great man, he loves his children, he buys us just fabulous gifts, and we don’t even have to pay him back for them. People ask about my dad’s foreign policy experience. Well, do you know how many times he has been to Brooklyn and the Bronx collecting rent from people of color and people of the Jewish persuasion, and some real bad hombres from Mexico. In fact, dad has been to New Jersey many, many times, and you know how foreign a land that is.

OK, I have now discussed his foreign policy experience. Now, let’s get to  the real issue of this election–our busted economy. My dad knows more about bankruptcy than any candidate who has ever sought to become president of this great, great land. Dad wrote the book on bankruptcy, so who better to get this bankrupt economy moving again! My dad can make Great Deals, Great Deals to get this country on the right track to prosperity. Think about it, how many businessmen do you know who can go bankrupt running a casino? My dad knows better than anyone how to talk your way out of paying bills, and still become wealthy. If you want someone who knows how to become wealthy by letting the other  guys pay the bill, vote for my dad!

For Donald Trump–Rudy Speaks

We decided in the spirit of fairness to allow supporters of Donald Trump to present their argument why he should be the next president.

Rudy Giuliani: As you know I was the one who saved the people of New York City on 9/11.  It was my bravery walking through Harlem with only a hundred cops  that showed Islamic terrorists they had better not fool around with me, nor the president of  the United States– frankly, for the moment, that name sort of escapes my memory.

So, why am I for Donald Trump to be president? Good question. Frankly, to be honest, Donald Trump if elected would enable me to meet some cute chicks, and since I have now been married this third time,  who knows, maybe I can try it once again. At least, then being married four times, I will surpass the red headed guy. Oh, why vote for Donald Trump? Great question. Put it this way, at least he  is not Hillary Clinton, and, for sure, he sure is not me!!

We Want A Fair Election

One of the Trumpian children, Eric Trump, made clear that his father would definitely accept the verdict of the electorate, provided: either that his father won the election, of that it was a fair election. “My father will absolutely accept a verdict, if the election is fair.” So, what constitutes a ‘fair election?’

1. Since black folks never really got proper citizenship since it was Congress, not the American people, who voted to make them free, thus, until that election is held, NO black folks should vote.

2. Women are essentially biased against Donald Trump because he did not grope, kiss, or grab their pussy, so how can they be allowed to vote?

3. How can there be a ‘fair election’ if American Muslims are allowed to vote? They are all biased against Donald Trump. This is not fair.

4. How can Hispanics be allowed to vote, they also are biased against Donald Trump. And, how can we tell which of them is a ‘bad hombre’ from a decent Hispanic? There simply  is no way to differentiate between the bad hombres and the nice Hispanics.

5.We all know that California and New  York are not filled with real Americans, how can this be a fair election if these foreigners are allowed to vote?

I trust this explains what constitutes a FAIR ELECTION!

Where Have All The Idiots Gone?

I do understand that Trump supporters fervently believe this election is rigged. But, for some reason, knowing the election is rigged, these Trumpians insist they will vote two weeks from now. I am baffled. I would assume  if the election was rigged, every Trump supporter would head for the hills, get their guns ready for some action to save America from the horror of Hillary Clinton. I was expecting Trumpians to disappear into their homes, get their guns, and come out  ready for action. But, they are still  with  us.

Or, am I mistaken?Perhaps the Trumpians have gone to get organized for the revolution to save America. Perhaps, even as I write, they are gathering in darkened rooms, loading up weapons, running to the Gun Shop for more assault weapons, and getting ready for the last day of human civilization. Perhaps, we are only seeing robots at these Trump rallies, while the REAL Trumpians prepare for the FINAL BATTLE OF CIVILIZATION!

Trump Supporters Must Feel Weary

These days we worry about our Republican friends who support Donald Trump. Imagine what one must think every time the Donald man opens his mouth to utter some nonsense about why the media is against him, the elections are rigged, and why would any woman dare to charge this family man that he molested them by groping and kissing and having undesired sex?  How does any decent Republican respond to comments by friends and co-workers? How does one defend the most gross, the most ignorant, the most hating person ever to seek the Republican nomination?

Some Trump supporters in Arizona were weary of trying to call uninterested people about why they  should vote for Donald Trump. So, they decided to write a poem that expressed their frustration:

There once was a candidate named Trump

Who some said would never get over the hump

He wanted to make America great

In spite of Republicans who decided to skate

In the end, Trump was nobody’s chump.


Perhaps, you  guys might slumber on that one about not being a chump.

Muslims “Hate’ The West

The ongoing mantra of Republicans is that Muslims ‘hate the West.’ Republicans insist that ALL Muslims support terrorism and seek to destroy the foundation of Western civilization. The German government last month issues a warning about a  suspected Muslim terrorist named Jabar al Bakr. It turned  out that Bakr had gone to Munich and was worried about being caught. He approached a Syrian  refugee expecting this man would help him hide. The Syrian is now known as Ahmed,he cannot reveal his name since he has relatives in Syria.

Ahmed took Bakr to his home, then called two friends, Mohammad and Sami. The three men tied up Bakr. They called police, but  no one understood their language. Ahmed took a photo of Bakr being tied up, took it to the police station, and the result was that Bakr was arrested. Unfortunately, the police allowed him to commit suicide.

How many Western news media reports how Muslims aid police. German police estimate that one third of all tips about terrorists come from German Muslims.

Trump’s Anti-Semite Hero

During the recent debate with Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump referred to one of his great heroes in life–General George Patton of World War II fame. Anyone familiar with WWII knows that General Patton was a notorious anti-Semite. Following is an excerpt from his Diary. Patton was in command of Bavaria after the war ended, and thousands of Jewish Holocaust survivors were near death.

Patton was ordered by General Dwight Eisenhower to attend a synagogue service. “We entered the synagogue which was packed with the greatest stinking bunch of humanity, I have ever seen. The smell was so horrible, I almost fainted from the smell.”

“Of course, I knew the expression, ‘lost tribes of Israel applied to the tribes which disappeared–not for  the tribe of Judah which the current sons of bitches are descended. It is my personal opinion that this too is a lost tribe, lost of all decency.”

Such speaks a HERO of Donald Trum!


We offer observations on the human condition from a 26 year old mind trapped in an 86 year old body.


One day Trump will finally let us know who are ‘THOSE PEOPLE.”

I feel sorry for Republicans calling for Trump, they must encounter silence all too often.

Just imagine dinner table conversation at the Jeb Bush family gathering.

I wonder if there is A woman in America who was NOT groped by Donald.

Listening to Donald Jr. one can only say, ‘it runs in the family’ –ignorance.

It is now clear the Trump program to make America, Great Again, was ‘rigged elections.”

People die in Syria, and we in America, die another way.

How come Tiffany Trump never speaks up for dad?

Oh well, the NBA begins this week, finally, no talk about ‘rigged games,’ I think.

I would have loved to  play tennis with Donald Trump and hear, ‘you are rigging this game by making all those good shots!’

I would so love to hear what Trump surrogates say in the private of their homes about the Great Man.

These are great days for Vladimir Putin, controlling an American election!