Senator Ted Cruz has announced that he will run for the office of President of the United States of America. Yup, his hat is in the ring. He has put on his belt, loaded up his guns and is ready to enter the fray of presidential politics. We have checked with some leaders in the world and here are their reactions to this momentous event:
Bibi Netanyahu: Wonderful, now we have two real men ready to stand up against Iran and blast the hell out of those evil doers. Ted, just check with me on how to scare the hell out of people in order to get elected.
John Boehner: Ted, my eyes are already filled with tears of joy. I need someone who has courage and guts to support my courageous efforts in the House.
Fox News: Finally, a man of action ready to blow up Iran.
Sarah Palin: Ted, I am so glad we will have a real man in the White House and I can finally go hunting with a man rather than a whimp.
Bill O’Reilly: Ted, can I write your biography the killing of Ted?
Vladimir Putin: How about a wrestling match to decide relations between our two countries?
Immigration Authorities: Ted, we know you are an immigrant, can you verify your status?
Pope Francis: Are you really a Catholic?