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The Republican Platform For America

During the coming months Americans will be inundated with countless presentations from the horde of people seeking the Republican nomination for president. In an effort to simplify the enormity of materials we present a short version of what any and all Republicans will utter:

1. Taxation –lower for wealthy in order get the economy booming again.

2. Job creation, lower taxes on the wealthy.

3. Equal rights – we are for them but must ensure that ALL receive equal rights.

4. Racism– please get rid of that old idea,it no longer applies.

5. Police behavior –we support it.

6. Obamacare –we care not.

7. God–He is on our side.

8. Women rights– we believe in women, in fact, we even marry them.

9. Gay rights–religious folk also should have the right to be gay.

10. Benghazi– Just another name for Hillary Clinton

Gay Time In America

Well, the moment finally came–the Supreme Court ruled in favor of equal rights for gays and lesbians in America. One way to exam this issue is that by the 5-4 decision in favor of gay rights the institution of marriage was aided. I have never been able to understand why conservatives, who believe in family values have opposed laws that assist people to marry and begin to have a family.Anyway, five judges voted to support the institution of marriage.

Chief Justice John Roberts and, naturally,Justice Scalia are upset. According to Roberts and his three other colleagues, the Constitution has been violated.Yes, there is no doubt our Founding Fathers would have supported gay marriage. Then again,not a single one would have supported:

1. Government action to spy on citizens.

2. The nutty idea that a corporation is a person.

3. The nutty idea that one could draw upon religion to refuse services to others.

4. The idea that presidents could unilaterally send the nation to war.

5. The idea that state governments could fly the British flag to recall the good old days.

Life changes, and those who wrote the Constitution DID understand that new times required new laws.

Where Is Turkey?

There is one Middle Eastern nation which has a strong army that is equipped for war and whose government opposes terrorism. The name of this land is Turkey. However, President Recep Erdogan believes that Kurdish forces represent the greatest threat to peace in the region. He refuses to close his nation’s border with Syria to cut off new recruits for ISIS. In fact, Erdogan regards the ISIS nut cases as a good force for peace since they battle Kurds, along with a few other groups.

Erdogan hates President Assad and he will support any and all groups involved in the war in Syria. A problem is that no one today even knows who are the bad or good guys in Syria. Turkey is allegedly a member of NATO but it refuses to cooperate in the immediate task of ending terror groups in the region. KURDS for Erdogan will always be THE enemy.

Criminal Job Creators

By the time these words are read, the second guy who escaped from the Clinton Correctional Facility will either be in handcuffs or on a slab. However, few realize how these two men have helped the American economy.

1. By doing a few bad things, including murder, they created jobs for others.

2. Thousands in the city of Dannemora rely on on criminal folks to keep the town economy running.

3. Hundreds of men got work walking through the woods seeking two bad guys.

4. Hardware stores provided equipment the two men used to escape. This meant jobs for those producing and selling the equipment.

5. A woman and a man who helped the escape now face trial, this means more jobs ranging from members of the jury to prosecutors and defense attorneys.

6. And, don’t forget the judge, all he/she has to do is just sit down and money is earned.

7. Think of those in the media and jobs created by the search.

We need more men like these two job creators to get the economy back in gear!

Donald Rides To Rescue

I realize that many Republicans are rooting for George Pataki, after all he was able to obtain the votes of millions of New Yorkers, and we all know that few other members of the Republican party can make that statement. OK, so at this moment, George is only able to reach the one percent level of voters. But, look at the situation this way:

1. George is from New York

2. Donald Trump is from New York.

3. Hillary Clinton is from New York.

4. Bernie Sanders was born in New York.

If a Republican had to vote for someone from New York who better than Donald Trump? He is the only Republican who can capture votes in New York. He certainly can not only best George, but he would make Hillary fear the man who can best anyone when the battle concerns spouting nonsense. So, ignore the surge of George with his one percent,and focus upon Donald with his 11%. There is no doubt that Donald CAN and will best George.

And, just remember, is there a woman in America who would vote for George over Donald?

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Tragically Botched Birth”

Guess which one in Russia?

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Masturbating Men”

Just note name of any Republican candidate,only they do it with mouths!

France, Connexion: “Nuns Take To Road”

At least they are not flying nuns.

Denmark,Copenhagen Post: “Hate That Hate Producer”

Some produce hate, and some produce love, if a Republican, we know which you like

Canada, Toronto Star: “I’m Deeply Ashamed”

For being a member of the human race?

Supreme Court Makes Some Sense

There is no need to go into particulars, but the US Supreme Court decided by a vote of 6-3 to protect the Constitution and refuse to end a law passed by both houses of Congress. Naturally, Republicans are rather upset at refusal of the Court to send the Affordable Care Act into the dustbin of history. As I understand it, the Court upheld a law passed by Congress.

Marco Rubio: “I disagree with the Court ruling and have once again erred to correct the mistakes made by President Obama and Congress in forcing Obamacare upon the American people.”

Mike Huckabee: He is furious at the “out of control judicial tyranny.”

Ok, let us break this down:

1. Congress by a majority vote passed a law.

2. The Supreme Court upheld the right of Congress to pass laws.

Mike, it would have been Judicial “tyranny” if the Court denied Congress to pass laws!

This decision was a no Brainer. Congress has passed laws like Social Security which tax people. Congress has the right to impose taxes –READ THE FUCKING CONSTITUTION!

Books I Will Never Read

I realize there are many such as myself who enjoy reading books. But,I have put together a list of books that will never seek my eyes:

Bobby Jindal -“I’m A Doer”

Chris Christie — “I So Can Build A Bridge”

Marco Rubio– “True Cuban Tales”

Mike Huckabee — “How To Cut Up A Hog?”

Sarah Palin –“Hunting Liberals In Alaska”

Jeb Bush — “Untangling Bushes”

Barack Obama — “My NSA Can See You”

Donald Trump — “How To Trump Republicans In 3 Lessons?”

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 24 year old mind trapped in an 84 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Now that we are getting rid of Rebel relics, how about taking on English ones?

It is Thursday, I wonder who will announce that he/she is running for president?

I await IT announcing that IT is running for president.

I would welcome an announcement that someone is NOT running for president.

The great mystery of life is how Republicans can differentiate themselves from Republicans.

George H.W.Bush only served one term, I wonder if he will decide to run again?

How about a mile race to get rid of some Republican candidates?

On The “N” Word

President Barack Obama did it again. In his efforts to create division and hate between whites and blacks this leader decided to employ the “n” word. In case, you do not know what the “n” word is, let me spell it out in black and white. The word is NIGGER. Just writing this word is sufficient to make people go mad with anger. I was raised with a lot of such words:

Kike for Jews

Sheenie for Jews

Dagos for Italians

Micks for Irish

Honkies for Hungarians.

Wops for Italians

Pope Lover for Catholics

I just wrote these words and life goes on. No word ever killed a person. But, lack of food, lack of health care, lack of decent housing, lack of education, lack of freedom from guns–did result in the loss of life.