Ted Cruz is having some problems attracting women to his side. Why this is so is among the mysteries of this presidential campaign. Perhaps, just perhaps, it might stem from opposing equal pay for women, opposing child care, opposing, maternity leave or for mocking those who support such anti-female laws. In an effort to reach out to women, Ted has decided that when he runs for president this fall, his running mate will be Carly Fiorina. You know, the woman who was fired by Hewlett Packard because she ran the company into debt.
Anyway, Carly has written a song which shows her fighting spirit for all Americans.
There once was a gal named Carly
Who liberals, she made sorry,
She was fiery and tough
One speech of hers was enough
So cast your ballot for nonsense
For publicly she displays ignorance
Which Is always her best response.