“My friends, I got this wonderful plan to end all wars, to create an economy that provides each and every American with an income of at least $60,000 a year. It all begins with securing our borders. Right, no more goods being allowed to enter our nation from China or Mexico. Once the borders are secured, we are on the road to safety and security.
Look, I like Jeb, I like Marco, I like Ted, heck, I even like the fat guy on the end, but how the hell can I put my arms around that body. And, I like women, Carly, when I am President, you can be my secretary, after all, you are the only one on this stage who knows how to be a secretary. Now, about my wall, I personally will supervise its construction–think of the thousands of jobs that wall will create!
Now, about my plan. We bomb the hell out of ISIS or ISIL or whatever these Muslims call themselves. We don’t allow Muslims into our country which means more jobs for American born Christians –and definitely for my friends, the Jews. Think about it-no more Muslims, no more foreigners in Silicon Valley, and gobs of jobs for we Americans.
I want every one on this stage to know when we get rid of all these foreigners, each and every one of you will have a job picking fruit in California!
God Bless America! Keep it Christian–and Jewish, forever!”