The other day while having a cup of coffee my mind wandered into fantasy and I pondered fights that I would love to witness.
1. Sarah Palin vis Vladimir Putin in a wrestling match.
2. John Boehner vs Mitch McConnell is a fight over which one can utter the most platitudes.
3. Ted Cruz vs Rush Limbaugh in a contest as to who can shit the most.
4. Marco Rubio vs any Castro brother in speeches as to who best loves Cuba.
5. Fox News commentators vs a machine that contains factual information.
6. Pope Francis vs a right wing Cardinal in a praying duel as to who best represents what God desires.
7. Harvad law student Barack Obama vs an old fashioned political boss debating how to reach the average American.
8. ISIS vs al-Qaeda in a shooting match for who is the best terrorist.