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NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Throughout the past hundred years America always winds up as an ally of incompetent dictators–just check Egypt.

I was really impressed when Carly sang a lullaby to the daughters of Ted Cruz, she certainly demonstrated her qualifications to be vice president.

I really do miss the silence of Ben Carson.

Of course, I also miss the interesting comments of Rand Paul–and he never shouts!

Ah, Bernie, the road show will soon be over.

I really look forward to the debate between Hillary and Donald. The mind vs the Mouth.

Say, whatever happened to Rick Perry–is he still alive?

Donald On The World

I understand there might be a few out there in America who have yet to fall under the sway of Donald Trump, but when it comes to foreign policy,who can out think the mind of a man  who has built the Greatest Hotels in America,–heck,lets be honest–in the whole damn world! So,listen to this great thinker expound on the subject of world affairs:

1. Who the hell needs NATO? OK, it has been around for seventy  years, but we now need NEW Ideas.

2. I intend to bomb the hell out of ISIS just before I have America cease getting involved in the Middle East.

3.  So,who the hell cares if Japan or South Korea or even Saudi Arabia gets an Atomic bomb, we got more of them than anyone else.

4. Me and Putin or Putin and Me can run the whole damn world!

5. And, just remember that Great, Great Wall!

Lucifer From Texas

Ted Cruz does  enjoy being the  hero of many alienated Americans who want to make America GREAT AGAIN. Few seeking the nomination to become President can match the record of Ted who once was a noted college debater –and– he attended TWO Ivy League colleges!! However, for some strange reason, little Teddie is just not the apple of his Senate colleagues eyes. Former House Speaker, John Boehner described him as “Lucifer in the flesh.” However, he also went on with some praise for this dynamic man: “I have never worked with amore miserable son of a bitch in my life.”

Now, if Republicans want the team that can make America Great Again, how about a Donald and Ted duo who can out shout and out insult any team of Democrats? Just think, the perfect team–Lucifer and a budding Vladimir Putin!

Donald Plays Man Card

As everyone knows by now, Donald Trump is sick and tired of Hillary coming across as the great defender of women. He believes it is time for him to play the man card and wipe out Hillary as a candidate.

1. When elected he will make as his first law a requirement for every husband to place his wife’s name in a lottery and Donald personally will hump her.

2. Donald has promised to only appoint white males to his Cabinet–if women want Hillary, then suffer the consequences.

3. Donald will challenge President Vladimir Putin to a bull shit session in which the one who makes the most and loudest threats wins the other’s country.

4. Donald will challenge Hillary Clinton on TV to a fucking contest to determine who can continue fucking the longest!

5. Donald personally will waterboard any Muslim terrorist until he drowns or talks!

6. Donald will challenge Hillary Clinton to a shouting contest, the loudest and crudest wins the election!

7. If Ted Cruz wants to run as his vice president,then he has to perform oral sex. Of course, Christ Christie already is the personal valet of Donald.

So, Hillary, bring on the women!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the  human condition from a  25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Republicans have a romance with stupidity.

Carly Fiorina was fired as head of Hewlett Packard, who else would Ted seek to be his running mate?

I await with hope that Republicans will finally turn to Sarah Palin. After all, she sure can shoot straight.

Ah, for a President of the USA who regards women as bimbos!

Of course, in fairness to Donald, a bimbo IS seeking the Democratic nomination.

There are moments when I believe we Americans have a rendevous with disaster.

I wonder what Ben Carson is doing these days–cutting up bodies?

General Cruz To Rescue

I am a graduate of City College of New York which in no way has the stature of the Ivy League. Ted Cruz attended two Ivy League institutions including Harvard  Law School. So, who am I to question the intelligence of this allegedly bright young man? After all, Ted has incredible fascinating proposals on how to win the war in Syria against the dreaded ISIS beasts. He sent the co-chair of his campaign to SYRIA in order to check on what is happening. Dick Black met with officials of the Syrian government since who else could clarify the situation?

Dick and Ted now believe the United States should support the regime of President Assad! Of course,  any idiot who never went to an Ivy League school knows that President Assad is the cause of this conflict, but, then again, Ted is a brilliant graduate of the Harvard Law School so how can anyone question his ideas? Then again, Ted just announced that if he ran for President, he would select Carly Fiorina as his running mate! I wonder why he did not choose Sara Palin?

Only In Oklahoma!

During the past thirty years we Americans have witnessed the emergence of people who inhabit the southern climes of our nation who apparently view the world through a different lens than that of normal humans on this planet. In a UNANIMOUS decision of the Oklahoma State Criminal Appeals Court, justices ruled that teen age girl who was drunk was NOT raped when the boy had oral sex with her. This  girl was with a boy who got her completely drunk and her alcohol level was .34.

The boy claimed that she had consented to sex while dead drunk and the justices agreed that since she had consented, regardless of being unconscious, the it did not fall under the category of rape. Ah, to be in Oklahoma, where the winds sweep across its plains and boys rape girls who are unconscious and dead drunk!

Let’s Play Cards

Donald Trump is sick and tried of the bitch from New York playing that woman card. He is angry because  this broad has stacked the deck so he cannot get a wining hand in the fame of women  Poker. So, we decided to present some card games that might interest Donald:

A game of Trump You which consists of Donald having all the cards and you  only get those he decides.

“Ace  in the Hole.” I get all the votes of those with Giant Pricks  and you get all those with small peckers.

He wants to play with a Royal Flush which consists of playing with a game of Poker with Jeb Bush and Rick Perry, guess who always loses?

Of course, Hillary wants to play the game of  who has the Women Card by pushing for higher pay for women, child care and paid maternity  leave.

Of course no one wants to play Poker with Ben Carson since he has the most difficult poker hand to decipher.

A popular game for Donald is throwing the deck of cards on the floor so Chris Christie can get on his knees and pick them up.

Carly And Ted

Ted Cruz is having some problems attracting women to his side. Why this is so is among the mysteries of this presidential campaign. Perhaps, just perhaps, it might stem from opposing equal pay for women, opposing child care, opposing, maternity leave or for mocking those who support such anti-female laws. In an effort to reach out to women, Ted has decided that when he  runs for president this fall, his running mate will be Carly Fiorina. You know, the woman who was fired by Hewlett Packard because she ran the company into debt.

Anyway, Carly has written a song which shows her fighting spirit for all Americans.

There once was a gal named Carly

Who liberals, she made sorry,

She was fiery and tough

One speech of hers was enough

So cast your ballot for nonsense

For publicly she displays ignorance

Which Is always her best response.

No Guns For Mentally Disabled?

There is a movement even among some in the NRA to deny the right for a gun to those with records of mental disability. Frankly, I believe this is now confirmation the NRA has been captured by liberals seeking to over turn the US Constitution. If people are to be denied their 2nd Amendment right, how about?

1. Those who want to have America go to war. If they really want a war they must volunteer to fight if they want the right to have a gun.

2. Any cop  who can’t hit a standing target by a shot to the leg. No gun!

3. Any and all convicted for at  least one for a  drug offense. No gun!

4. Hillary Clinton because she wants to take OUR guns from us!

5. Anyone who confesses they will vote for Donald Trump since this is clear evidence of a mental disability.

6. Bernie Sanders, since he does not know how to shoot straight on the issue of guns for all.

7. John Kasich since he is so busy balancing budgets he has no time for gun practice out on the range.