Category Archives: Liberals

Oh Dem Happy Slaves!

If there is one topic that I know about it is the Texas Education Board which selects textbooks for students in the former rebel state. Many years ago they rejected my high school textbook because we had an entire chapter devoted to the story of the American Negro and we referred to the Civil War rather than the “War Between The States.” So,Texas is back in the news. They accepted a new American History book from McGraw Hill that had a section devoted to: “Patterns of Immigration” that discussed how immigrants came to America.

According to this version of history the “Atlantic slave trade brought millions of workers from Africa to southern states to work on agriculture plantations.” These darkies were so happy to get a FREE trip to America so they could get a job on a nice plantation where they were allowed to work without getting paid!

In the state of Texas Joe McCarthy,the man who knew nothing about human rights was a “great American” and our Founding Fathers were influenced by Moses when writing the Constitution.

Afghan Mess As Always

The Afghan story continues to reveal that blunders are just a normal event for the US military. American bombers bombed the city of Kunduz because Afghan soldiers were scared shit to go into battle, as always. They informed American military that the bad guys were in front of them and they needed a few bombs. According to US sources: “On 3 October we have now learned that Afghan forces advised they were taking fire and asked that for air support. An air strike was called in to eliminate the Taliban threat.” So,US planes bombed and they killed a dozen people in a hospital including several doctors and staff members.”‘

According to the US military it is not their fault for the killing of Doctors without borders because “the Taliban have purposely chosen to fight from within a heavily urbanized site.” It is the fault of the bad guys that we killed innocent doctors and nurses.

When will this horror end??

If Ben Carson Became President

The other day I was wondering what exactly would occur if Ben Carson became President.

Ben at Cabinet meeting: “So,this Syria business. First, could someone show me on a map where this place is?

Ben to Joint Chiefs of Staff: I really don’t know why we have a chief for the Army, the Navy, the Air Force and the Marines. Couldn’t one of you do this job and reduce expenses?

Ben to Speaker of the House and leader of the US Senate. “Could one of you, using some visuals, please explain to me exactly how a bill becomes a law and where do I fit in?”

Ben to head of IRS. “Ok, once we end all taxes, can we also get rid of the IRS?”

Ben to nation: “From now on we shall return to the good old days and begin all schools with a good Christian prayer. It is OK if Muslim students leave the room and Jews should be happy since we pray to a Lord who once was a Jew.”


We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Mass Mystery”

How Americans who do not posses guns want everyone to have them.

Russia,Moscow Times: “Putin Seeks Center Stage”

Alone, I assume!

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Unauthorized Research”

No one will ever know what actually resides in the brain of Donald Trump.

France, Connexion: “Leaning Towers Approved”

In Texas, that means leaning to the right.

Australia, Canberra Times: “Cash Appointed Minister”

At least the cash will wind up in an elected official’s hand.

Bombs Away, Means Death Arrives

One of the enduring myths spouted by our President and the Republican party is that bombs dropped from the sky will fall exactly where they are supposed to fall. We possess modern technology that results in accurate destruction of targets. We have accepted this myth since World War II, we were convinced during the Vietnam war that our bombers only hit military targets. The dream lives on and on in Afghanistan which has witnessed the death of thousands due to our drones and planes.

American planes “hit targets” in Kunduz in Afghanistan. They aimed their bombs at the bad guys. After our planes departed, there were nineteen dead at a hospital including twelve members of the medical staff. “The bombs hit,and then we heard the second plane circle around and then there was a pause, and then bombs hit.” The dead included members of Doctors Without Borders.

I am certain US military officials will insist:

There were insurgents hiding in the hospital.

P.S.Has anyone considered sending Donald Trump and Ted Cruz to clean up the mess in Afghanistan?

Russia’s Afghanistan??

During the 1980s, when Vladimir Putin was an obscure operative for the Russian secret police, the KGB, a Russian Communist leader decided to come to the aid of some Afghan Communists and sent Russian troops into the land. About ten years later, and thousands of dead Russian soldiers later, the Russians departed that land of sorrow. Now, there is another Russian leader, Vladimir Putin, who has decided to send in the troops, this time, not to Afghanistan, but to Syria. Putin insists his soldiers will mainly be members of the air force or navy,no boots on the ground.

So, welcome, Vladimir to the mess in Syria. Send in your troops, sent in your air force, send in your navy. There will come a day when some Russian soldiers will be killed on the streets of Damascus,and Vladimir will demand revenge.Again Russian troops will die.

Barack, just remember, there is NO western solution to the mess in Syria, remain out and let them fight it out. In the end, Muslims must solve their own problems.

Keep Gun Laws In Place

At the age of 85 I have lived through some interesting events in the history of the United States of America. Perhaps, the most unusual is the shift in how Courts interpret the Constitution concerning the issue of guns. As a child growing up in New York City we confronted Courts that made possession of guns a criminal offense. Their decisions were supported by the US Supreme Court. But,these are now different times and instead of the Mafia or criminals from Europe who arrived at the turn of the twentieth century and gained control of crime, we now have untold nut cases out there seeking their moment of fame.

The Oregon Court of Appeals has ruled that colleges that attempted to ban guns on the campus exceeded their authority. “Oregon law actually forces colleges to allow guns on campus ground.” Oh,and concealed weapons are also legal


Republicans On Guns

We tend to forget there is one party that is completely united in the task of preserving our beloved Constitution and our way of life –or, if you prefer, our way of death. Republicans are ready to stand up for freedom,democracy,and the right to shoot.Just listen to these voices of calmness in the midst of anti-gun hysteria:

Bill O’Reilly: These shooting are simply “the cost of our freedom that allows insecure people to kill so many people.”

Jeb Bush: “Stuff just happens. There is always a crisis and the impulse is always to do something. But,it’s not necessarily the right thing to do.”

Donald Trump:”Because you have sick people. They happen to be intelligent.And you know,they can be as sick as hell and they’re geniuses in a certain way. They are going to be able to break the system.”

I must confess that Donald Trump has way of explaining issues so that one is left wondering how in hell did I wind up on the other side from Donald!

Some Rosebury Folks Happy

Every time there is a shooting and some folks get killed, we can thank God some people retain a sense of calm and decorum in the midst of hysteria by those who seek to stamp on the US Constitution. The owner of the Rosebury Gun Shop shouted the good news that always accompanies shootings and killings. “I’ve just ordered some more ARs(assault rifles). There’s always a rush on them after a big shooting. We can’t keep the stuff on the shelves.” There is now a cardboard cutout of President Obama with a sign saying: “Gun Salesman Of The Year.”

I do not believe those opposing the right to own a gun and kill people grasp the economic importance of shootings. If you would step back from anger and examine the economic importance of a few gun deaths, you might change your mind. Consider such shootings as the recent one in Oregon as simply a job-creating exercise to restore economic health to this nation.

I guess those liberals opposing guns want to keep gun deaths in the hands of those Mexicans and deprive native born Americans from helping this nation to prosper!

Why Bibi Netanyahu Will Fail

Israel Prime Minister is no boasting that he alone knows how to work with regional Arab leaders in defeating the forces of evil led by terrorists in Iran and ISIS. “Common dangers are clearly bringing Israel and its Arab neighbors together as we confront the dangers of Iran and ISIS.” In other words, Bibi believes there is some form of coalition between the Shiite Iranians and the Sunni ISIS. So, he wants the governments of Egypt and Saudi Arabia and Jordan to link together and beat the bad guys.

1. Saudi Arabia leaders are the enemy of most Islamic groups fighting in the region. Saudi leaders represent the forces of corruption and lack of concern for poor people. They are the elite, not the common people in the region.

2. Iran has absolutely NO connection to ISIS. Iran is aiding Iraq TO FIGHT ISIS.

3. Let me see,Bibi, do you actually believe being an ally of Jews will resonate with most Muslims in the region!

4. Let me see,Bibi, do you actually believe Muslims are going to ally with a nation that persecutes Muslims on the West Bank and in Israel!

5. Why would any Muslim in the region ally with Israel which refuses to allow Muslims to have their own nation!

Bibi, your talk goes great with Republicans in the US, but these folks have nothing to do with the Middle East.