The coming months will be filled with interesting events on our political scene. Following are some moments that will fill me with joy.
1. Rotund Chris Christie shouting, “When I mean something, I mean it!”
2. Mike Huckabee getting on his knees to pray to God.
3. Carly Florin on a stage with fifteen men. This definitely makes her come across as beautiful.
4. Ted Cruz appearing wrapped in the Confederate flag.
5. Rick Perry standing next to Rick Santorum which makes it impossible to know which of the Ricks is speaking.
6. Jeb Bush at some moment discussing George Bush.
7. George Pataki just standing there looking like George Pataki.
8. Donald Trump shouting, “I AM the one God desires, I paid him money for the endorsement!”
9. Any words uttered by Ben Carson, at least he adds some color to the event.
10. The custodian of the place who just wandered onto the platform to clean it.