Category Archives: Politics

On Defeating ISIS

There are no cameras rolling, I am not running for any public office so it is possible to discuss the situation in the Middle East with common sense.

1. ISIS is one outcome of the Iraq invasion of 2003.

2. ISIS is one outcome of the disastrous decision of President Bush to disband the Iraq army and send one million men home with gobs of weapons.

3. ISIS represents a portion of al Qaeda. Of course, the original al-Qaeda was formed during the war in Afghanistan against Russia. The CIA provided its weapons.

4. ISIS is an outcome of a Middle East that has languished behind other nations in terms of economic development. Anyone with education has to leave to get a good job–other than killing people.

Defeating ISIS will entail:

1. Vast economic development in the Middle East

2. A new form of the Muslim religion which marries modernity and faith.

3. Honest non-corrupt governments.

Hillary Gets Tough

It is the fall of our discontent and the time when those seeking public office make certain that voters understand they are tough dudes ready to take on any Mooslim who dares to kill anyone. Once upon a time Americans seeking to become leaders volunteered to serve in the military and actually risked their lives in combat. These days Hillary or Ted or Mike or Marco utter words of bravery behind a nice safe podium.

Hillary Clinton told the world that she intends to “press forward on both sides of the border, in the air on the ground, and diplomatically. She is ready to dispatch Special Forces and she made some vague reference to troops. Actually, her recommendations are very close to what is actually happening in Syria.

Boko Haram Goes Bonkers

Boko Haram is an organization of fervent Muslims who match ISIS in hate, in anger, in brutality, and in desires to destroy and murder.They continue their fury in various parts of Northeastern Nigeria. Unlike the dramatic rise in unification which has swept through Europe in the aftermath of murders in Paris, whatever Boko Haram is doing about killing hundreds of people seems far away and of no interest to the world.

Yesterday, an eleven year old and an 18 year old girl blew themselves up in market areas resulting in the death of dozens. It is doubtful if these deaths warranted more than a blurb in newspapers and hardly a comment in the media. Those killed were Muslims and these days Kill-A-Muslim for God will not stir anger and cries of revenge.

I wonder if Republicans would allow in Muslim refugees from Muslim terrorists?


We offer samples of headlines from the world press along with our comments.

Russia,Moscow Times: “No Easy Solutions”

Welcome to the real world.

France, Connexion: “Free Advice”

Anything free usually winds up being costly.

Sweden, Local: “Spend Moree, Save Less”

Republican mantra: Spend less and get less to balance things out.

USA, Newsday: “I’m A Sane Guy”

Not if I’m running for president as a Republican.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Heart Found On Campus””

Hopefully it was not broken in half

Let’s Create Violence

Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has an incredible capacity to create violence when there is violence throughout the Middle East. At a time when it is important to avoid any further violence in the region, the man who must always come across as the toughest guy west of the West Bank is ready to initiate rock throwing, bullets flying and a few Palestinians biting the dust. He has announced this is just the right time to go ahead and build 454 new homes in East Jerusalem.

US State Department spokesperson suggested, “we view this activity as illegitimate and counterproductive to the cause of peace.” So, who ever said Bibi Netanyahu wanted peace? As long as there is violence, he gets more votes.

Report From Headquarters Carson

It is Thursday and we can offer another report from the headquarters of Ben Carson. I realize that few Americans understand how fortunate they are to have DR. Ben Carson leaving the operating table and now operating to save America from Islamic terrorists. In addition to his incredible insights concerning ISIS, Ben took a moment from his hectic schedule to explain how to resolve the Israel-Palestinian conflict.

First, Ben wants to make clear his opposition to create a Palestinian state by taking land away from Israel. According to Ben the West Bank and all other areas in what is called, Palestine, really belong to Israel. So, how to solve the problem. Here are the wise words of DR. Ben Carson: “why can’t we slip down the Palestinian state into Egypt?”

Problem solved.

Syrians Are Modern Japs!

David Bowers is the mayor of Roanoke, Virginia and he is definitely among the great scholars of World War II. He offered an incredible insight about how and why Syrian refugees should be considered as enemies of America. “I’m reminded that President Franklin Roosevelt’s decision to sequester Japanese foreign nationals after the bombing of Pearl Harbor,and it appears that the threat of harm to Americans from ISIS is now just as real as that from our enemies then.”


1. A majority of Japanese Americans were AMERICAN CITIZENS.

2. The Japanese army had 5,000,000 soldiers and had conquered a good hunk of China.

3. There was not a single example of espionage or sabotage from any Japanese American during WWII.

4. Thousands of Japanese Americans volunteered in the famous “Go For Broke Battalion” which became the most decorated unit in American history!!

Putin On Destroyed Plane

I had an opportunity to discuss the recent downing of a Russian plane in Egypt with the Great Leader of Russia.

M. Sir, the world would like to know who downed the Russian plane. Do you have any information?

P: My special agents have been researching this incident and we now can offer an explanation.

M. So, who did it?

P. The same evil forces that shot down the plane in the Ukraine.

M. Do you mean ISIS also operates in Ukraine?

P. Of course not, neither plane was downed by this pipsqueak group known as ISIS.

M. So, who did this horrible thing?

P. Who else but the CIA! First, they shot down the plane in Ukraine in order to embarrass Great Russia, then they shot down the plane in the Sinai. It is all part of an American plan. They want to destroy democracy in Russia in order to have American capitalists take over our Mother Russia.

M. Gee, that is a fascinating piece of information.

P. Not only is America out to destroy the Russian economy, it even now is behind the plot to portray our great athletes as using dope! We are the fastest runners in the world and we have the fastest growing economy. We WILL trim!


We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.


Aside from speeches, exactly what do Republican want to do about ISIS?

Gee, I so wish we had Rudy Giuliani to lead us in this new crisis. After all, he single-handedly wiped out al-Qaeda.

Barack Obama is among the most inept leaders in a crisis. He never speaks with the American people.

Barack is cool when he should be hot.

Funny, no statements from George Bush on how to handle terrorists.

We ignore poverty and wonder why there are problems.

How about sending in Chicago gangs to handle ISIS?

Donald Trump On ISIS

My name is Donald Trump. I hope every damn Muslim, every cowardly member of ISIS memorizes that name because when I get rid of you pieces of shit, the last damn image in your mind will be that of a red haired man who is personally shooting each and every one of you bastards. Now how will I accomplish this task:

1. I will televise my speeches night and day throughout the Middle East.

2. I will send recordings of my speeches to each and every leader of ISIS.

3. I will give one speech after another in the state of Iowa how I will wipe out ISIS.

4. I will go on Fox News 7/24 every week to denounce ISIS.

5. I intend to visit every state in America to speak about my plan to wipe out ISIS.

I can guarantee my ideas are COLOSSAL. I can guarantee the wall I will build around Iraq is FANTASTIC. And the hot air I will send to the Middle East is HOT.

So, watch out ISIS, your doom awaits!