Category Archives: Politics

It’s Just Another Day In Texas

There is Austin, Texas, and then there is the rest of Texas. Austin does contain several thousands of people who have some connection with human decency, and then there is the rest of this state which has descended to a modern version of the Old Wild West. Want to bring  a gun to daycare, just go to Texas? Want to bring a gun to church, where else but the God fearing gun-toting place known as Texas.

There is a private school in Waco, Texas, which for some reason actually has a black student among those attending. The kids were out on a camping trip when this little 12 year old black girl suddenly realized that her classmates had placed a rope around her neck and were jerking on it. Oh well, boys will be boys. They just wanted her to recall the good old days when blacks not only had a rope placed around the neck, but the rope was around a tree branch. Ah, for the good old days in Texas, where a black knew her place.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year  old body.

NOBODY ASKED  ME BUT

If we oppose immigrants, I guess that means we all should leave America and leave it to the animals.

It is not a gay life being in gay hating Putinland.

LeBron James and Cavaliers are really angry and determined to win.

Say, whatever happened to Carly Fiorina-is she still alive?

As one born in the 1930s, any and all mechanical devices are a mystery.

When will Americans realize it is robots who take their jobs away?

How about banning all robots from entering America?

On Immigration-Then And Now

The most continual source of conflict within America for over two hundred years has been the arrival of immigrants from nations throughout the world. A perennial complaint of those who were here is that new people posed a threat to their economic and social lives. During the 1830s and 1840s, over two million poor people from Ireland arrived with nothing but a desire to take any job for any wage as long as they had work. This new CATHOLIC group encountered prejudice, hatred and violence. In fact, the Know Nothing Party was formed –it captured nearly 15% of the vote. Its platform was -end any further Catholic immigration and require Irish Catholics to wait fifteen  years before becoming citizens.

Similar attitudes were encountered by the eight million Jewish and Italian immigrants who arrived between 1880-1924. So, along comes Donald Trump with the oldest argument in American history–its them damn immigrants who are the problem. As to the Muslims, according to Donald: “we have no idea where they come from. Who the hell are they?

Actually, fewer than 15,000 have arrived. Canada, with a much smaller population has welcomed over TWENTY THOUSAND MUSLIMS. And, of this date, not a single act of violence.

Sarah Palin Speaks About Anything

It has been a few months since we last spoke with Sarah Palin, and in light of recent events we sought her insights on just about anything. So, let her rip:

Sarah: God dammit if only I was in Orlando, I would have grabbed my AR-15 and  gone right after that Muslim bastard. Just imagine the gun duel between straight shooting Sarah Palin and some Muslim coward? The only way to take out a Muslim terrorist is with a true-blooded one hundred percent American.

Frankly, if you want to end this radical Islamic terrorism, just allow me to confront the head of ISIS, the head of al-Qaeda and any other bunch of Muslim cowards. AR-15s at one hundred yards and the winner takes all, and I mean ALL!

I just think its wonderful we finally got an American running for president. Donald is right, we have to get tough, we have to send all these Muslims back to where they came from and make America once again a Great Nation. God, I’m so mad at those spineless characters who run the Republican party. We have to clean up the stink at Republican headquarters and make America Great Again!

So Donald,  don’t let up. Go after the cowards and then take on Crooked Hillary!

Republicans On Gays

First, let me make clear that Donald Trump just loves gays and lesbians, in fact, some of his best friends are sort of gay. So, when the murder of dozens of gay people happened, here are how Republicans reacted to this tragedy:

Donald: I told you there would be more Muslim attacks, I told you so. OK, so a few gay people sort of got shot. But, remember who told you  so!

Marco Rubio: I have decided in light of this tragedy in Florida to once again seek the US Senate seat. OK, so something happened in Orlando, what does that have to do with the US Senate?

Ben Carson: I have gone to Disneyland in Florida many, many times. I always had a gay time when there. I truly am sorry some gay people are not gay today.

Paul Ryan: No comment on anything Donald says about anything.

John McCain: I just have to win in Arizona, so the only way is to get Obama. Blame it on the black dude and thousands cheer.

Jeb Bush: I wasn’t gay in those silly debates, and I’m still not gay so who really got murdered in Orlando– me or a few guys and gals?

Carly Fiorina: Too bad I wasn’t at that night club, I would have charged the shooter and shouted into his ears until he stopped shooting to cover his ears. NO one messes with the Carly gal!

John Kasich: As soon as I finish this ice cream cone, I will comment on Orlando.

Russia NO Gay Spot For Gays

Islam Abdullbeckov and Felix Glyukman are two gay men who live in Russia. They heard about the shootings in Orlando and decided to do something symbolic in order to express their sorrow. They went to the US Embassy in Moscow and placed a candle and left a sign that said: LOVE WINS. Of course, in most ordinary nations in the world, this simple expression of love would be welcomed. But, these two gay men live in Putin Russia.

They were arrested and taken to jail on grounds they were holding an unauthorized demonstration. As Islam commented: “we only wanted to  put a poster and light a candle.” Ah, but this is Putinland and only the Boss can light candles or place posters.

Lies My Father Never Told Me

I am perfectly aware that John McCain faces a tough primary opponent as he seeks to once again run for the US Senate. But, his comment that President Barack Obama is “directly responsible for the Orlando massacre” is nothing but words spoken by a broken man. It is ironic, that John McCain refused when a captive of the North Vietnamese Communists to say what they wanted him to say, he refused and was tortured.

MCain blames Obama for quitting Iraq when he should have remained.Well, examine the record:

1. President Obama adhered to the schedule for departure that was established by President George Bush.

2. President Obama offered to have at least 10,000 US troops in Iraq if the Iraq government agreed to rescind its demand that US troops who committed a crime  in Iraq would be tried in an Iraq court.

3. Prior to the Iraq invasion, al-Qaeda only had about 2,000 members.Guess who enabled them to grow by the thousands.

John McCain’  grandfather was an admiral in the US navy, his father was an admiral. They were taught to speak the truth and not lie because you might get a reward. John, you are NOT the son of these two distinguished members of the US armed forces!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Have Republicans considered a ticket of Herman Cain and Ben Sanders? It certainly would give them some color.

Republicans have to face reality–he will never change.

It is not that Americans love guns, it is that SOME nut cases love guns.

I can never understand how anyone who loves hunting needs an assault rifle to kill a deer.

So Marco Rubio is seeking to return as Senator. What next, Jeb becoming governor of Florida?

I do not understand why God so loves Ted Cruz that He speaks with him daily.

There must be some group that Donald has not insulted

 

Sanders’ Folks Talk Nonsense

I recently was reading a story in the Nation in which supporters of Bernie Sanders emphasized they were discouraged and ready to do whatever it takes to allow Donald Trump to become president. Many make clear there is no difference between Hillary Clinton and the red headed bullshit shouter. Let me get this clear, the election of Donald Trump is worse than the election of Hillary Clinton.

1. In the election of 2000, supporters of Ralph Nader enabled George Bush to become president. Thus, the invasion of Iraq and the ensuing death of millions of people in the Middle East. The current destabilization of the Middle East was the result of THOSE  WHO VOTED FOR RALPH NADER!

2. In 1968, the same mentality resulted in a few million not voting for Hubert Humphrey and the election of Richard Nixon.

So, if the Bernie crowd is OK with the election of Donald Trump, how about?

Every person who feels this way should give up their medical insurance since Trump will end medical insurance for millions.

Every person who feels this way should  convert to the Muslim religion, have their children become Muslims and see how they now enjoy life!

Every such person should get a job that pays $7.25 an hour and get a taste  of life under Donald Trump.

Any such person should  become an Hispanic and get a free trip to Mexico.

Any Sanders supporter who adopts that desire, should go to hell!!

 

Republicans On Banning Muslims

If there is one thing that members of the Republican party are famous for is taking a strong stand on controversial issues. Donald Trump promised when he becomes President to ban entry into America of anyone who is of the Muslim religion.

Mitch McConnell: “I am not going to comment on this issue.”

Paul Ryan: So, what’s new about that?

Senator Johnny Isaken: “I hate to comment on something that I didn’t hear.”

Senator Bob Corker: “I continue to be discouraged by the direction of this campaign.”

Jeb Bush: NO comment now, and no comment on anything that Trump says.

Herman Cain: I just love that hucky ducky guy. Whatever he says, I am for it.

Rudy Giuliani: Donald, keep on telling it like it is!

Donald Trump: I won’t quit saying wha is needed to make this country great again! So, Muslims, bye, bye.