Confession, I was busy watching something important–the New York Yankees finally winning two games in a row, so I neglected to watch the fascinating speech by someone named, Melania Trump. The good news is that one did not have to watch this bimbo spouting Trumpism to know exactly what she said. For clarification, Mrs.Trump was born in Slovenia, which is a stone’s throw from Slovakia. Naturally, with such a powerful political and foreign policy background, who else but Melania could explain the meaning and significance Trumpism.
“My name is Melnia Trump, and I immediately want each and every one at this convention to know that Donald does NOT have tiny hands. I doubt if there is a single man in this world who can stimulate a woman into sexual arousal, and to do that, requires a very large, and, I mean, LARGE hands. My husband is going to build a GREAT WALL, first on the border with Mexico, and then a Great Wall for all those who live in Slovenia. By the way, just to keep the record straight, I do recall going on a plane to someplace called Mexico, I wonder if we flew north, or did we fly south?
I really want to be honest with one and all, Ivanka is not my daughter, and I do get upset when Donald hints he would like to bang her. How many candidates for President ever boasted they wanted to bang their daughter?? His statement takes COURAGE. That is the type of man who will protect each and every American because he speaks such nonsense which makes it impossible for China or ISIS to figure out how to respond. Of course, in all honesty, if you do have a gorgeous daughter, vote for the Democratic candidate. Just joking. OH,Donald does have a sense of humor. Frankly, I have no idea when he speaks whether it is a joke or real. But, I love him, and hope that all women will love him. OH, not sexually, that is”