The Gold Dust twins have decided to form an alliance in order to get rid of the big bad wolf that is always knocking at their door. From now on their fighting agenda will be:
We can balance the budget of Mexico so Hispanics won’t leave that country.
There is plenty of room in Flint, Michigan for any Hispanic who is thirsty.
Ted now agrees that John loves Jesus as much as he does.
They intend to show America that when Ted and John come together, ISIS will be heading for Iran or any place with their are no Christians.
If Donald can hump his daughter then so can Ted and John.
Ted and John can run faster than the Trump who has sort of gotten plump.
Ted and John intend to challenge Donald to a praying match as to who can first make contact with the Big Guy up in the sky unless the Big Guy has come to Earth and has the name of Donald Trump.
If John and Ted are the best alternatives to Donald Trump then I want Dick Cheney!
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