As you recall or don’t recall, Mitt Romney sort of expressed some rather negative comments about Donald Trump. The two former foes met for dinner, we decided to imagine how the conversation went.
D: Glad to see you, Mitt, I assume that tonight you will have crow for dinner?
M: Actually, Donald, hot dogs and beans seem appropriate, they will ensure that I shit tonight.
D: Mitt, no hard feelings. Some guys like Priebus insist that I get along with you, with Marco, and, of course the number one asshole, Ted Cruz.
M: So Donald, you will soon be the president, what is the most important issue you intend to handle?
D: Right now, I am trying to figure out how much time each day I tweet, seems like a lot of tweet time will now be taken up with meetings where folks talk about stuff like terrorists, and women and such.
M: What are you discussing about women?
D: Is it really so bad if I tell some gal that I would like to grab her pussy? It’s just guy talk.
M: What about health care? Obamacare, what will you do about it?
D: Day one I will veto that damn law. Day one comes the veto.
M: But,Donald,Congress first has to pass a bill to end Obamacare, the president just can’t veto laws that do not exist.
D: Are you telling me that I can’t make laws!
M: Donald, have you actually read the Constitution?
D: Too damn long. Anyway, just wanted dinner with you to see the look on your face.
M: Love to see the look on your face two years from now!