Category Archives: Socialists

Bernie Fell Down!

Little Bernie went out to play and somehow fell down and broke his crown. Bernie was playing with his toys when some nasty little girl swept in and took them all away! Bernie is a poor little boy whose folks don’t have much money, but that Hillary girl comes from some wealthy family and they are able to buy  up  all the toys so poor little boys have none to play with. And, just when Bernie was ready to  kick in the winning goal in the soccer game, this nasty little girl hit him in the groin and he fell down in pain.

Well, Bernie, put on some bandages and still wants to complete the game regardless of whether the bad little girl has scored more points. Oh gee whiz, imagine  having the game end, and the nasty rich girl wins the game! That’s just not fair! The fairy tale ALWAYS ends  with the poor little boy hitting the home run with the bases loaded in the bottom of the ninth inning.

Are you guys telling Bernie that he is NOT Prince Charming!!

You’re A Racist

The good news from the Trump headquarters is that he is making clear day after day the new Republican agenda on how to deal with Hispanic rapists and Muslim terrorists. So, I interviewed the red headed guy:

M: So,Mr.Trump, are critics who charge you are a racist telling the truth?

D: Let me ask you a question: You get sued  by a Muslim and the judge is Muslim, would you feel comfortable with that setup?

M: Donald, is your comment one that only a racist would utter?

T: The real racist is the person who says that  Muslim terrorist judge should be allowed to supervise a trial of a decent American Christian

M: So, anyone who says that it is impossible for an Hispanic or a Muslim to be the judge when the trial deals with God fearing Christian Americans– is the real Racist!

T: Right on, Fred. Now you understand those who despise Muslims and Hispanic rapists are the true Americans and those who oppose them are the true Rapists!

M: So, if I labeled what you just wrote means that I am the racist!

T:  Fred, boy are you a slow learner. Have you considered enrolling in Trump University and,not only becoming a millionaire but finally becoming the non-racists in America.

M: So, YOU are the guy who fights racism and Hillary is the broad who is the real Racist in this election!!

 

 

 

 

Bernie On Democracy

Up until the past year I doubt if there were more than a few million people in this nation who even knew that Bernie Sanders was a US Senator from Vermont. But,these days, Bernie is declaiming and declaring his views on just about any and all subjects. So, here is the Sanders take on the state of democracy:

“Democracy is not always nice and quiet and gentle, but that is where the Democratic party should go.Democracy is messy. Every day my life is messy. But, if you want everything to be just and orderly and allowing, you know just things to proceed without more debate, that is not what democracy is all about.” Frankly, this is the sort of comment one might hear from the great Donald Trump. Reality, Bernie: as of this date Hillary Clinton has secured three million more votes than you have. I assume in your version of democracy, the one with the most votes, wins.

Shut Down Abortion Clinics

Thee is a state in America which goes by the name of Alabama. Yes, it is a physical entity, but it is also a mental entity. Those who reside in this state, at one point or another encounter strange alien creatures who have seized control of the government. Governor Robert Bentley signed into law SB 205. This law forbids any abortion clinic that is not over 2000 feet from a school building. In case you are wondering why the ‘2000’ figure, that is the distance for sex offenders.

We soon expect new Alabama laws:

Only married people can engage in sex if they are less than 2000  feet from a school.

A transgender person must pee more than 2000 feet from a school building.

If two lesbians are engaged in kissing one another they cannot engage in such weird behavior if they are less than 2000 feet from a school.

OH, any Muslim must be over 2000 feet from a school if they wish to pray.

DuPage United Likes “Muslims”

There are many groups in America seeking to form connections to members of the Muslim community in order to make Christians and Jews realize there are some nice Muslims, as well as make Muslims get to know some nice Christians and Jews. I have never believed there are “good” Muslims or Christians or Jews or atheists. There are some nice people and some jerks in this world. Bringing together Muslims with Christians and Jews to prove in the goodness of a person based upon their religion or non-religion is the height of ignorance.

I meet someone who mentions they are a Muslim, and like or dislike the person, not because of their religion– or lack of one- but due to their innate personhood. I find ironic that no one ever says, “Christian Nazism” or “Catholic Fascism” or “Christian-Jewish Communism.” Adolf is simply one bad Nazi  dude, not some bad dude Christian Nazi dude. Please don’t get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with reaching out to meet interesting “People,” but seeking “nice” people based upon their religion is a certainty to backfire. Why? Because in ANY group of humans, there are nice folks and jerks.

So, how to counter hatred toward a group?

1. VOTE.

2. Organize as many people as possible to vote for those seeking to  undo democracy.

3. Seek to get people voting in 2018 when there are no presidential candidates and make certain they vote in 2020 when election districts are redone.

4. THE most important issue today is getting people to VOTE against Trump this year, and in 2018 against the bigots seeking to control our state legislatures and congressional districts.

If along the way you meet a nice  person who is of the Muslim faith–great, hopefully, you will meet people of all backgrounds and beliefs.

My mother-in-law was from Branson, Missouri, a good Southern Baptist who was nice to the first Jew she ever met. We did not agree on ANY political or social ideas, but, when Norma met A person, she interacted with that person based upon their human qualities.

 

Our Founding Fathers

Every important Republican leader over the past twenty years and Justice Scalia insisted the original intention of our Founding Fathers was to curtail the  growth of a powerful Federal government. They insist our Founding Fathers wanted more power to the States and less to the Federal government. Examine the record:

The original government was based on the Articles of Confederation which gave all power to the States. The result was chaos and that is why a Constitutional Convention was called to create a powerful Federal government. Alexander Hamilton, the initial Secretary of Treasury believed the Federal government should–build roads and canals,provide economic assistance to new manufactures, assume responsibility to pay off State debts, and carry out  forceful foreign policy.

Along came Abraham Lincoln, founder to the Republican party, and what did this Republican do?

He had the Federal government fund construction of the Transcontinental Railroad, he had the government set aside land to be sold in order to create new colleges, he welcomed immigrants, legal or illegal. He also passed the initial income tax, he pushed for high tariffs to protect American manufacturing,and he had the Federal government give away free land to anyone who wanted to become a farmer.

So,how come our Founding Fathers believed in ideas from the Democratic Party?? Oh, he had no interest who was in public restrooms.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I think Republicans need Rudy Giuliani to save America just as he single-handedly did on 9/11.

Cruz and Fiorina– a match made in heaven!

In all honesty, Bernie left Brooklyn but Brooklyn never left Bernie.

Donald prefers being Donald to presidential.

A miracle that will never occur is a day of peace in Syria.

Republicans never explain what “Making America Great Again” means,great in which respect?

It becomes increasingly clear the only purpose of Republican primaries is to  help some folks sell their books.

At age 85, I somehow missed the meaning or purpose of the Kardashian age.

These days I have come to conclude that Hell is being forced to sit before a TV set listening to the Republican debates for ETERNITY!

My great regret this year is that Elizabeth Warren did not seek the presidency.

Republican Congresswoman Marsha Blackburn has identified the greatest threat confronting America– the Government wants to regulate our ceiling fans!

First they came for our health care, then they came for our light bulbs, then they came for our ceiling fans, and next, no doubt, is regulation of our toilet seats!!

How About A Palestine?

It has now become part of the Republican mantra that anyone seeking the presidency must get on his knees, lick the boots of Sheldon Adelson and promise never,k ever to mention the word, Palestine. Israel Prime Minister inhabits his own special area of the Twilight zone where there is a nation called, Israel, which covers the entire planet and all who are Jews own every part of the planet. For Bibi Netanyahu under no condition can anyone who claims to be a friend of Israel support the idea of an independent Palestine.

Recent polls in Palestine reveal that over 67% of young people believe that stabbing an Israel Jew is in accordance with the Koran. Who are these young people? They have virtually no prospect for  decent job. They must go through one check point after another to get anywhere. They can be arrested for whatever the Israel police claims is evidence of “terrorism.” Yes, many want to commit some form of violence. That is the norm for people without hope. If Israel wants to end stabbing the first step is to agree on the establishment of an independent state of Palestine.

The details of how to reach such an agreement will take time. But, step one must be an official statement from the Israel government that it accepts this concept.

The New Bernie Sanders

Bernie Sanders has decided to slightly change some of his behavior.

1. From now on Bernie will  not be shouting like someone from Brooklyn, more like someone from the Bronx.

2. Bernie will reduce his attacks on Wall Street to only “Wall.”

3. Bernie will spend one day each week as a member of a hedge fund.

4. Bernie will reduce his comments to Hillary to one millionaire at a time.

5. Bernie will promise to teach a college course –for free– to each person seeking a college degree.

6. Bernie will personally pay off at least one dollar of student debt for each person with student debt.

7. Bernie will promise to lead only ONE revolution per day.

8. From now on Hillary gets one hug a week from Bernie.

9. If elected Bernie promises all American troops will leave Brooklyn.

10. Bernie promises to go on Social Security  to prove how one can live on Social Security.

Donald Trump Speaks

In case you missed it we will present the Trump speech that was given last night.

“Folks, it has been a great night, I mean a great, Great night for me. NO, not merely great, it has been stupendous for me and my family. Just gaze at the body and boobs of my wife and my daughter. You sure would love to fuck them, would’n’t you? Well,tonight we fucked the entire Republican party and made certain that I will be the nominee of this party. So, what lies ahead?

I am going to bring back jobs, I mean millions of jobs so Americans can work picking fruit and they will not be wearing $7.25 and hour but a good wage of $12 an hour. Yes, think of all those jobs in China making clothes,well, once in office President Trump will make certain that only native born Americans work in textile factories as did their parents. Oh, and that WALL, that fantastic WALL–who says we Americans can’t build anything anymore?

And, the deals that I will make, God, the deals that I will make! When I am finished with my deal making,Vladimir Putin and that Chink leader will be shining my shoes and thanking me for the job. We Americans will be great again, real great and we will have the greatest armed force in the world. I promise to personally smash this ISIS to hell! We will be great again and everyone will have free health care,and it will be great again in America!”

GOD BLESS ME!