Category Archives: Socialists

November Surprises?

Just five days until the election and we can expect further surprises from James Comey and the FBI.

1. It will be revealed that HillaryClinton sent an email to Vince Foster who subsequently committed suicide. Just asking, any connection?

2. Hillary Clinton while Secretary  of State visited China. For two hours no one knows what she did. Was she meeting with her Chinese Communists superiors?Just asking.

3.  At present,we do not know if Bill Clinton had sex with females on the White House staff. The FBI wants him to prove that he did not have such relations. Just asking.

4. At present, we lack any damaging emails from Chelsea Clinton.How come? Who is hiding what?Just asking.

5. There was a black cook at the White House. We have to find out if he had sex with Hillary when she was the first lady. Can she prove that she did not?Just asking.

6. Is there any truth that among the thousands of emails not yet read, one is from Vladimir Putin discussing his love relations with Hillary? Just asking.

7. Why have the Clintons NOT revealed the emails between Bill Clinton and Vladimir Putin? What is Bill Clinton hiding?Just asking.

8. For some reason, Bill Clinton never discusses his father. Is it because his dad’s name was Pedro Gonzales? Just asking.

Where Have All The Idiots Gone?

I do understand that Trump supporters fervently believe this election is rigged. But, for some reason, knowing the election is rigged, these Trumpians insist they will vote two weeks from now. I am baffled. I would assume  if the election was rigged, every Trump supporter would head for the hills, get their guns ready for some action to save America from the horror of Hillary Clinton. I was expecting Trumpians to disappear into their homes, get their guns, and come out  ready for action. But, they are still  with  us.

Or, am I mistaken?Perhaps the Trumpians have gone to get organized for the revolution to save America. Perhaps, even as I write, they are gathering in darkened rooms, loading up weapons, running to the Gun Shop for more assault weapons, and getting ready for the last day of human civilization. Perhaps, we are only seeing robots at these Trump rallies, while the REAL Trumpians prepare for the FINAL BATTLE OF CIVILIZATION!

Police Gone Strange

The only certainty we have these days is that at some point,somewhere, somehow, a black skinned person will be shot by the police whose task in life is to prevent people from getting shot. Among the latest examples is Tawon Boyd. He felt himself not functioning in a normal way, so Mr.Boyd called 911 in order to have police come to his house, and get him to the  hospital. Somehow, the 911 operator came to the conclusion that a woman in the background was complaining about Mr. Boyd. What followed would not be believed if this was a movie.

The police arrived, Mr. Boyd went to the police car, became disoriented, and then ran to a neighbor’s house and asked him to call the police. Police followed him, grabbed him,and then several pushed him to the ground, and one got him in choke hold, and soon Boyd was dead. At one point his grandmother urged the police to be careful, she was told to shut up, and the police continued aiding Mr.Boyd by killing Mr.Boyd.

Is there something bizarre with this story? NO gun was found, no drugs were found but somehow the end result was–DEATH.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from an 85 year old mind trapped in a 25 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Given the fantastic success of our athletes in the Olympics, will Donald promise to make America Great Again in future Olympics?

I suspect that Rudy Giuliani and Donald Trump begin the day by gazing into the mirror and saying: “I’m the Greatest!”

What do the tax returns of Donald Trump reveal? How about the Russians hacking into them.

Some day a Trump economist will explain to me how reducing taxes by trillions for the wealthy enables the average American to go on a buying spree.

Each year thirty thousand die as a result of gun violence–most by themselves- but no one in Congress considers this a problem. Wonder why?

I’m still waiting for George H.W. Bush to comment on Trump.

Miracle in 2016, Donald Trump gave a speech with hands by his sides!

We Finally Got Him!

During the 18th and 19th centuries, the young American nation was known to Europeans as the leader in the fight to end capital punishment, and to create prisons where the goal was rehabilitation of criminals. That was then, today is now. Yesterday, the state of Georgia injected John Wayne Conner, aged sixty, with  barbiturate, and he soon was dead. The crime which resulted in his death happened in 1982 when John and his buddy, JT White were drinking and smoking marijuana. He was the sixth person this year in Georgia to be executed.

Gee, thirty years have passed since the crime. Did Mr. Conner display new behaviors? Did he demonstrate that the man who killed a friend, was now a different person? For God’s sake the ‘murder’ was an explosion of anger against a FRIEND!

Chaos In Britain

Following is what we do know about the situation in merry or not so merry England:

1. Prime Minister David Cameron has resigned.

2. A few folks are wondering why or how this Leave became official policy.

3. There is a bit of confusion in the Conservative and Labor parties as to who now leads them.

Boris Johnson, former Mayor of London led the fight to Leave the European Union. Naturally, he assumed since he was the leading Conservative to persuade a majority people to Leave, there was no one but himself to become the new Prime Minister. Michael Gove, Justice Minister, was his right hand man in working for the success of Leave. So, what happens after the WIN?

His buddy Michael Grove threw his name into the fight to become the new prime minister. “I wanted to build a team behind Boris Johnson so that a politician who argued for leaving the European Union could lead us just a little bit further. But, I have come reluctantly to the conclusion that Boris cannot  provide leadership  or build the team for the tasks ahead.”

Talk about placing knife in the back of your best friend!!

What If Republicans Triumph?

There are continual dire predictions that if Donald Trump became president of the United States of America the end of civilization as we know it, would soon arrive. So, let’s exam a Trump presidency:

1. Donald would ask Congress to appropriate $50 billion to build a Great Wall only to discover the bill never made it out of the Appropriations Committee. Donald,  your guys don’t  like spending money.

2. Donald would gather military leaders and propose bombing the shit out of ISIS. They would inform him about air campaigns for over three years aimed at bombing the shit out of ISIS. Trump would announce it was his words that set in motion the bombing three years ago!

3. Donald would get Congress to pass tax reductions only to discover there was not enough money to run the federal government. Donald would propose reductions in military spending which would create months and months of gridlock.

4. Donald would order roundup of 11,000,000 illegal immigrants which would negatively impact the economy. Donald, these people BUY goods made in America and when they depart, so does their money! Oh,and the shit and garbage would pile up because there are not enough folks to shovel it!

5. Oh, Donald, those damn immigrants care for children so what happens when they are gone?

6. Within seven months, the hair of Donald would turn white once he has to actually  run a government.  OH, Donald, you can’t declare America bankrupt!

Bernie Fell Down!

Little Bernie went out to play and somehow fell down and broke his crown. Bernie was playing with his toys when some nasty little girl swept in and took them all away! Bernie is a poor little boy whose folks don’t have much money, but that Hillary girl comes from some wealthy family and they are able to buy  up  all the toys so poor little boys have none to play with. And, just when Bernie was ready to  kick in the winning goal in the soccer game, this nasty little girl hit him in the groin and he fell down in pain.

Well, Bernie, put on some bandages and still wants to complete the game regardless of whether the bad little girl has scored more points. Oh gee whiz, imagine  having the game end, and the nasty rich girl wins the game! That’s just not fair! The fairy tale ALWAYS ends  with the poor little boy hitting the home run with the bases loaded in the bottom of the ninth inning.

Are you guys telling Bernie that he is NOT Prince Charming!!

You’re A Racist

The good news from the Trump headquarters is that he is making clear day after day the new Republican agenda on how to deal with Hispanic rapists and Muslim terrorists. So, I interviewed the red headed guy:

M: So,Mr.Trump, are critics who charge you are a racist telling the truth?

D: Let me ask you a question: You get sued  by a Muslim and the judge is Muslim, would you feel comfortable with that setup?

M: Donald, is your comment one that only a racist would utter?

T: The real racist is the person who says that  Muslim terrorist judge should be allowed to supervise a trial of a decent American Christian

M: So, anyone who says that it is impossible for an Hispanic or a Muslim to be the judge when the trial deals with God fearing Christian Americans– is the real Racist!

T: Right on, Fred. Now you understand those who despise Muslims and Hispanic rapists are the true Americans and those who oppose them are the true Rapists!

M: So, if I labeled what you just wrote means that I am the racist!

T:  Fred, boy are you a slow learner. Have you considered enrolling in Trump University and,not only becoming a millionaire but finally becoming the non-racists in America.

M: So, YOU are the guy who fights racism and Hillary is the broad who is the real Racist in this election!!

 

 

 

 

Bernie On Democracy

Up until the past year I doubt if there were more than a few million people in this nation who even knew that Bernie Sanders was a US Senator from Vermont. But,these days, Bernie is declaiming and declaring his views on just about any and all subjects. So, here is the Sanders take on the state of democracy:

“Democracy is not always nice and quiet and gentle, but that is where the Democratic party should go.Democracy is messy. Every day my life is messy. But, if you want everything to be just and orderly and allowing, you know just things to proceed without more debate, that is not what democracy is all about.” Frankly, this is the sort of comment one might hear from the great Donald Trump. Reality, Bernie: as of this date Hillary Clinton has secured three million more votes than you have. I assume in your version of democracy, the one with the most votes, wins.