For the past several months hardly a day has gone by without some story from Scotland how Scots hate the English and want to become their own nation. These stories depict a people living under the reign of brutal folk from the center of evil–London. The angry Scots demand FREEDOM. So, the world has been witness to ongoing attacks from those who shout, YES to freedom and those who shout NO to freedom. Sean Connery and other famous Scots have rushed to their homeland in order to join the forces of freedom. Of course, Sean will shortly be appearing in a film financed by the evil Brits and and make a few million pounds of blood money.
It is now apparent that after 307 years of living with the Brits most Scots have decided it is for their interest to remain a slave and enjoy any crumbs cast in their direction from the South of Great Brtain. By a vote of 55% to 45% the people of Scotland voted NO!
Just imagine becoming a nation without a currency, in which banks have departed, and so has the National Health Service. Any sane person would vote NO to this prospect!