Thee is a state in America which goes by the name of Alabama. Yes, it is a physical entity, but it is also a mental entity. Those who reside in this state, at one point or another encounter strange alien creatures who have seized control of the government. Governor Robert Bentley signed into law SB 205. This law forbids any abortion clinic that is not over 2000 feet from a school building. In case you are wondering why the ‘2000’ figure, that is the distance for sex offenders.
We soon expect new Alabama laws:
Only married people can engage in sex if they are less than 2000 feet from a school.
A transgender person must pee more than 2000 feet from a school building.
If two lesbians are engaged in kissing one another they cannot engage in such weird behavior if they are less than 2000 feet from a school.
OH, any Muslim must be over 2000 feet from a school if they wish to pray.