We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
UK, Guardian: “Couple Flown To Grenada Instead Of Granada”
This is an example where bull shit clarified things.
Canada, Toronto Star: “How To Wear A Jump Suit”
China, China Daily: “More Time For Alienation”
Let me alone ponder this one in darkness.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Who The Fuck Is Patty?”
The drunken Irishman sitting next to you!
Russia, Moscow Times: “No Regrets”
Basic philosophy of Vladimir Putin.
USA, Wall Street Journal: “How Much Is Enough?”
Wall Street response–”until we got it ALL.”
UK, Guardian: “If Pet Eats iPhone, Does Warranty Hold?’
Call me later about this one.