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NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Hate has become the food of Republicans, against anyone, at any time.

I feel sorry for Paul Ryan, each day he has to figure out how to resolve his anger toward Donald Trump.

The American people do not suffer from the Zika virus, but the hating virus.

There ARE days when I want to go to Canada.

Frankly, there is no Democrat who would not be hated by Republicans, even Thomas Jefferson.

I have been around for presidential campaigns for 76 years and do not recall anyone referring to their opponent as “Crooked.”

These days ISIS comes across as reasonable folks.

I see pictures of Syrian people fleeing and realize many in America do not regard them as humans fleeing.

Hillary Clinton has aroused incredible hate as one who is crooked, but she has never been charged with any crime.

Poor Bill Clinton, he is losing his once mellow voice.

Bernie one day must wave his arms for the final salute.

I await a miracle, Donald Trump will actually specify what he will do as president.

Whatever happened to Secretary of State John Kerry?

 

Cubans Head For US

Latest reports are that at least 5,000 Cubans are headed to the US as they flee Cuba and the Castro regime. These Cubans are Hispanics and they want to come to America and take jobs away from hard working decent native Americans. For some reason, Donald Trump has not announced any plans to build a Great Wall or impose a Great Blockade to prevent these Hispanics from coming into OUR country and taking OUR jobs! According to US law, any person who flees Cuba is automatically allowed to become an American citizen!

So, Donald:

I await your comments about these HISPANICS coming into America to rape our women and become terrorists!

Of course, we could begin to rid ourselves of these HISPANICS by  ordering the removal of Marco Rubio’s Cuban born folks or Ted Cruz and his Cuban born parents. Remove Cruz and Rubio to save American women from getting raped!

Paul Ryan Still Not Certain

During the past few weeks, House Speaker Paul Ryan has been desperately endeavoring to discover some rational to support the candidacy of Donald Trump. He does not agree with the Trump ideas on our economy, on taxation, on  foreign policy, on women, on blacks, but so what, he so wanted to endorse the guy who faces Hillary Clinton. So, three days ago he finally announced his support.

A few days pass and now Paul Ryan is facing a dilemma. Trump denounced Federal Judge Gonzalo Curiel on grounds he is a “Mexican” although he was born in America. So, what else could Ryan do but make clear: “look at the comment about the judge, just was out of left field in my mind. It’s reasoning that I don’t relate to, I completely disagree with the thinking behind that.”

However, Paul will continue to support Donald Trump!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25year  old mind trapped in an 85year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Whatever happened to Rick Perry, never hear from him these days?

Muhammad Ali is dead, at least he made 74 years, how many boxers can say that?

Theoretically, if ISIS continues blowing self up, they eventually will disappear.

A modern miracle, Donald Trump does not send a twitter about why he dislikes someone.

By the Trump logic, since I am Jewish, this disqualifies me from being on any jury related to a case involving a Muslim–or a Christian, for that matter.

New York Yankees, dead last in batting, no longer the Bronx Bombers!

I really wonder what Paul Ryan thinks about his decision to support Donald Trump?

Silence of the Powerful–not a word from any Bush family member about this election.

Pray tell, is a Kardashian, animal, vegetable or mineral?

So, what does Bernie Sanders do for an encore?

Just once, Hillary, say, “fuck you Donald!”

Its Golden State Warriors all the way, sorry, LeBron.

 

 

 

 

Hillary Blasts Away

Hillary Clinton is just beginning to demonstrate that she is ready to take on the Donald man. OK, so she may not be as able to deal with the white haired guy who does shout and scream, but when it comes to the red headed guy, Ms. Hillary is raring to go. “Donald Trump’s ideas are not just different, they’re dangerously incoherent. They’re not really ideas, just a series of rants, personal feuds, and outright lies. He should not  have the nuclear codes because he it’s very easy to imagine Donald Trump leading us into war.”

Now, wait a second.

1. If Donald Trump had the nuclear codes he would be able to swing a deal, a great deal for them. How about the nuclear codes for some wonderful beachfront areas in Saudi Arabia?

2. Personal feuds? OK, so Donald is willing to take on anyone. How about Donald challenging ISIS leaders to a poker game, winner take all?

3. Rant? I would so love to see Donald engaged in an insult game with Vladimir Putin, the winner takes the other guy’s nation.

4. Incoherent? Of course, this is the genius of Donald Trump. Speak complete gibberish and you totally confuse ISIS and al Qaeda because they have no idea what you are talking about or what you will do. Now, this is pure genius!

5. Donald will build a wall, a great wall. This will keep Hispanics working and they will not be out raping!

So, What Went Wrong?

It  is several days prior to the California primary and most evidence is the result is still up in the air. So, what went wrong with Hillary’s campaign?

1. She has run as a candidate of the 1990s.

2. She hesitated coming out strong for the fight against Wall Street.

3. She portrays herself as the candidate for women–Hillary, half the voters are MEN!

4. She never began with a concrete program to address the needs of youth, particularly, college students.

5. She continue to do stupid things like the emails.

6. Hillary has a solid program at a time when people want dreams promised.

7. Hillary has a tendency to shout when a quiet tone would be more presidential.

8. Bill is always around when she needs to separate herself from Bill.

9. Like President Obama, Hillary NEVER explains our policy in the Middle East.

10. Hillary being Hillary for twenty years.

 

 

Abortion Wars Continue

As I recall or don’t recall, nearly fifty years ago in the Roe vs Wade case, the Supreme Court decided that women had a right to an abortion. Since then there has been an  ongoing, relentless campaign to take away that constitutional right by conservative state legislatures. Peg Johnston has been attempting to run an abortion clinic but each day there are dozens of emails denouncing her anti-Christian work. She recently received an email from a woman who was seeking to obtain an abortion.

“I came across your instructions on the abortion piled decided to use it for a home abortion after finding the pills online. I took pills two weeks ago and am still having cramps and am bloody.

There is something wrong when in 2016 women are in the same situation they were prior to Roe vs Wade. What went wrong?

Send Them To Jail With Baby

Finally, finally; we have a governor who is willing to stand up to those damn women who want to have a baby and then decide they don’t want to have a baby. Nikki Haley has signed into law a bill that makes it a crime to  obtain an abortion after the pregnancy has reached  twenty weeks. The bill is termed an attempt to prevent the fetus from undergoing pain and discomfort. Of course, there is no evidence that the fetus could feel pain until the third trimester. Another facet of this bill to protect women is there are NO exceptions, even for rape or incest.

What I find confusing is somewhere in my life I was taught that it requires both a man and a woman to create a baby. But, for some reason, NO one ever refers to the guy who did the impregnation. If Republicans are do determined to  prevent women from having an abortion, how about some laws that make it a crime to impregnate a woman who does not want to have a baby??

Egyptian Plane Crashes

An Egyptian plane flying from France crashed as it  reached the shores of Egypt and not far from Cairo. We asked several leading Americans to explain the crash.

Megyn Kelly: I assume the liberal media will once again blame the Great Donald Trump for this calamity. Gee, I so adore his gorgeous red hair!

Bill O’Reilly: The plane was shot down off the coast of Africa, Barack Obama is from Africa. Do the math: one plus one equals two.

Mike Huckabee: I was told by informants that neither of the  pilots prayed to our Lord, Jesus Christ. This is justifiable punishment.

Ted Cruz: Secure the borders, secure the borders! And, remember, that I graduated from an Ivy League school which proves that I am smarter than you!

Ben Carson: I heard the plane came down near Cairo. I have spent many days in Cairo, Illinois, and am very sad for the loss of life.

Bernie Sanders: There is overwhelming evidence that not a single passenger who died was from the top one percent!

Hillary Clinton: I should point out that not a single plane was shot down while Bill Clinton was president.

Donald Trump: When I make America, Great Again, no terrorist would dare shooting down a plane. I will wipe them out if they do!

 

 

 

 

 

Chaos In Venezuela

OK, there are problems confronting the American people, but just gaze south to Venezuela if one wants to witness a nation on the verge of collapse. President Nicola Maduro inherited the presidency from Hugo Chavez and transformed a country which had enormous oil reserves into  a basket case of poverty. Children are dying in hospitals because there is lack of medicine. Patients lie on floors and doctors lack equipment for operations. Each day someone from a family must wait in lines for over eight hours to get some food, provided there is food that day. Government workers only toil two days a week because there is no electricity.

So, what has caused this calamity?

According to President Maduro, it is all the fault of the CIA! Last year the people finally elected a Congress that wants to deal with problems. But, Maduro has packed the courts to prevent a referendum. I asked Donald Trump how he would handle this problem. He informed me: “I am a great negotiator,I am so smart,so bright, just give me a few minutes with this Maduro guy and prosperity will return to this nice Hispanic country,and we will finally have a place to send the eleven million illegal immigrants in our country.