After a rather secretive expedition I finally was able to penetrate the mind of Donald Trump and obtain an exclusive interview.
M: So, Donald, what’s with the girl reporter?
D: Look, Fred, she started this entire physical altercation. I was minding my business when this broad, not really a dame I would pay any attention to, just tried to grab my arm. What else can a Real American male do, but yank it away. Then the bitch tried attacking my assistant and he valiantly defended himself against this assault. Right now, my lawyers are preparing a law suit agains the bitch.
F: Do you think it wise to continue this fight, why not just forget it.
D: Damn it, Fred, SHE started it, and no one pushes around Donald Trump and gets away with it.
M: Donald, your comment about women and abortion is not going over very well.
D: Donald Trump believes in the law. If I break a law then I should be arrested. The same goes for any broad who has an abortion when abortions are illegal. If you break the law there always is punishment.
M: I think many women are sort of offended by your remarks.
D: What offends them? I just clearly said that doctors who perform the abortion should go to jail. Can’t you read my lips?
M: But, Donald, you said something different a moment ago. You said that women should be punished.
Donald: I want your address because my lawyer will be suing you for defamation of character. I never said anything about punishing women!!