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Shoot To Kill In Philippines

The new  president of the Philippines, one Rodrigo Duterte is  combination of Rudy Giuliani, Don Rumsfeld and Donald Trump all rolled into one. He is bombastic, he wants to kill people, and he has absolutely no respect for law and order  even while boasting that he is restoring law and order. Since he assumed the presidency, over 1,900 people have been killed. About 700 were killed by actions of the police or soldiers, but the other 1200 have been murdered by vigilante mobs.

But, the president is just warming up. “Double your effort, triple your effort. We will not stop until the last drug lord, the last financier”has been put to death. Can’t you just hear President Donald Trump uttering these words? One person decides who is right or who is wrong, and one person is prosecutor, judge, jury,and the judge imposing a sentence. Welcome to Trump America!

Many Versions Of Donald Trump

We begin with a confession. Frankly, it is almost impossible to keep up with the continual changes in what Donald Trump thinks should be his policy toward undocumented Hispanic aliens.

Donald One: “We have these Hispanics swarming across our undefended border,the are rapists, they are murderers, they are gang members, they are ready to attack your wives, your daughters, your grandmothers. We have to build a WALL, a GREAT WALL, and when I become president,it will be built, andMexico will pay for it.”

Donald Two: “I love Hispanics, each day I get hundreds, no thousands of emails from them promising to vote for me. Now, you know that I love Hispanics,heck I hire thousands, hundreds of thousands to work for me, and I pay them at least $7.25 an hour. We have to get rid of the bad Mexicans, we have to help the nice Mexicans. I AM the greatest supporter of Hispanics in America.”

Donald Three: “I have said from the beginning, that I want to help illegal Mexican families. The Trumps love all Hispanics. I want the good Hispanics to voluntarily return to Mexico, and then come back legally. In fact, I will build plenty of doors in the Great Wall so the good Hispanics can come back. I want to be fair with the illegals. I want to help them get the hell out of here, and then get the hell back to here.”

I trust this is clear to one and all. So, if I finally understand Donald, he wants eleven million people to leave, and then he will welcome back the  eleven million.

Trump Weekly Slogans

These days it is increasingly difficult to determine what Donald Trump will be shouting about so we offer next week’s daily list of slogans

Monday: “Build A Great Wall” or, “Would  A Ditch Be OK?”

Tuesday: “Keep Mexican Dope In Mexico” or “Keep The Dope In America”

Wednesday: “All Lives Matter” or “All Billionaire Lives Matter”

Thursday: “What Have  You Got To Lose?” Or “Elect Me and Lose The Ball Game”

Friday: “Make America Great Again” or “No More Losing Olympics Such s In 2016″

Saturday: “I Love Hispanics” or “Maid Jobs At $7.25 Open To Any Hispanic!”

Sunday:”Paul Manafort–You’re Fired” or “Vladimir Putin–You’re Hired!”

 

Medicine And Rights

Several Catholic health care providers have launched a lawsuit agains the federal government because their rights –as Catholics, I assume– have been violated because the EVIL GOVERNMENT insists they treat transgender patients. Somehow, they have reached the conclusion that if transgender patients are  provided medical care, this translates into the EVIL GOVERNMENT forcing them to operate in order to transform a boy into a girl or vice versa.

As I read this story the image of Pope Francis entered my mind. Can anyone, and that anyone includes Catholics, imagine Pope Francis denying medical care to a transgender person? One can imagine an Orthodox Jewish doctor arguing he cannot work at a hospital because they do not serve kosher food.

Cover Up! Or, Don’t!

I  was born in 1930 at a time when women still wore one piece bathing suits. Most regarded themselves as more liberal, more daring, more sexy than women in earlier years who really covered their entire body. Then, came the  joyous 1940s when this perverted little boy gaze with wonder and awe at the new thing–bikini bathing suits. Oh,my God, we now could really see that women had bulging breasts! What a joy going to Coney Island now became. But, in all honesty, most American women retained the full body swim suit for the coming twenty years.

France is now in turmoil over the burkina. It is a swim suit for women that covers up their body,just as we used to do in America. According to French Prime Minister  the burkinis “are not compatible with the values of France.” Let me get this straight: France is worried to death about death from terrorists, but its prime minister is most worried about how Muslim women dress in the water! Which values require wearing a bikini?

Frankly, the only “value” pertaining to a bikini is sex crazed teen boys like I used to be! Take one guess what we did in the water while gazing at women in a bikini?

P.S. I can assure the prime minister, we would never have had sexual thoughts when gazing at Muslim women wearing a burkini.

Trump Double In Philippines

If anyone would like to know what a Trump America would be like, just gaze across the Pacific ocean to the nation of the Philippines. A Trump double with the name of  Rodrigo Duterte just won the race to become president of the country. He has been known as one “tough guy” who ordered police to shoot and beat up people while he was a mayor. Rodrigo does not like drug dealers,and is ready to out do them in every way in order to wipe them out. The heck with civil liberties, grab them,take them to a deserted area, and blast the hell out  of them.

However, Archbishop Socrates Villejas, disagrees with these tactics. “In our dream to wipe out drug addiction, are we not becoming a killing fields nation? I see a parent, and a child, grieve over these bodies.” The Trump attitude that any and all tactics are OK to get the drug lords, only leads to death of the innocent along with the guilty.  How about getting people to stop using drugs?

Businessmen Sort Of Against Donald

As most Americans who work for a living know, Donald Trump is the greatest businessman in this country. OK, the little Jew Michael Bloomberg went after him and made some nasty remarks last week at the Democratic convention. OK, so Donald had some bankruptcies, so what? It is not being bankrupt that is a problem,it is how one makes money out of being bankrupt that separate the bright guy from the idiot.

Mark Cuban, another of those so-called bright businessmen,  came out swinging against the greatest businessman in America. Cuban said  that leadership “is not yelling and screaming and intimidating people, in Pittsburgh we call  these guys a jagoff. I’m her to endorse Hillary Clinton.”

Look, Mark, just ask Vladimir Putin about Trump. According to Donald, the great Russian leader has called him a “genius.” So, who do you want to believe, a real leader like Vladimir Putin or some punk who owns the Dallas Maverick basketball team??

Donald And I Sacrifice For America!

I am getting sick and tired of the constant complaint against an American hero–DONALD TRUMP– by people like the Muslim guy called, Khan, who dared insult one of the most patriotic men in this nation–DONALD TRUMP. It is about time that America understand how patriots like Donald and I daily sacrifice for this nation. For example:

I watched every New York Giant football game  last year, talk about sacrifice.

I watched every New York Knick basketball game, as I have been watching of over FIFTY years, without any complaint.

And this spring I have watched every New York Yankee game, they are terrible, but I continue sacrificing for them.

Donald could easily have joined the Armed forces during the Vietnam War, BUT, he was a real patriot. Yes, he could have gone into those jungles and fought against the yellow devils, but he had more important patriotic goals in mind. If Donald had gone off to war, who would have been left to fuck the wives, the sweethearts and girl friends of those serving in Vietnam?? It took incredible physical stamina for Donald to do the fucking, but he did not waver, he did his patriotic duty!!

God Bless Donald Trump, the real Patriot!

Darkness Vs Sunshine In America

The Democratic convention concluded last night and Tim Kaine and Hillary Clinton are now the candidates in this year’s presidential election. The two conventions were a study in light vs darkness. As you recall, last week, Republicans offered a version of an America on the verge of collapse. It went something like this:

“Have you checked your weapons tonight before going to sleep? Are they cocked and read to blast away when some Muslim terrorist burst through the door? These are terrible and dark times for our nation. Parents fear sending their children to school because some Muslim terrorist might end their life. Just about everyone has lost their job since jobs are now in China or Mexico. Or, hordes of Mexicans are crossing our border, raping, robbing, and  taking our jobs. And, President Obama does nothing. All he cares about is ‘Black Lives Matter.’Don’t cop lives matter, Mr. President? Well, thank God, some churches are still around to hand out soup and a biscuit  so I can eat today. And, to make matters worse, those female bitches grab all the good paying jobs because that’s all the black dude President from Africa cares about!”

“Sunshine on my shoulder makes me happy. We need to come together and work together to solve our problems. The vast majority of Americans have jobs, and are buying homes, and sending their children to college. We have to create free colleges and reduce student debt. We have to work with our allies in order to end the threat posed by ISIS. We have to end discrimination against Muslims, and respect their contribution to this society. We have to develop a path to citizenship so hard working undocumented aliens can become citizens, the process that has been part of the American story for over 200 years. We now have a women running for president, and now must end discrimination against women getting good jobs and equal pay. We also have to provide day care for parents. Nothing can be accomplished unless all work together.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Dick Cheney is for Trump, what better reason to vote for Hillary?

I assume the Trump children are auditioning to run for public office.

Donald missed a career as a salesman pitching medicine that cures all ills.

In fairness to Donald, he definitely believes America is a white nation, and he loves it.

At least Ted Cruz has the balls to refuse licking boots.

Some day Chris Christie is actually going to spend some time in New Jersey, the state of which he is governor. At this moment, all road construction has ceased in the state–no allocation of money.

Sorry, I  apologize to Chris, it is all the fault of Hillary for halt in road construction.

Description of the audience– a sea of white faces.

Gee, these days I really miss the happy administration of George Bush.

According to Donald, it is midnight in an America enduring storms and hurricanes.