Category Archives: Catholics

Forever Donald

Donald is currently wandering into TV programs explaining that when he says the word, “blood,” it simply means that he has blood in his eyes so he assumes that anyone else also has it. And, by golly, it is a good thing to have blood in your eyes because it means you are full of anger and ready to handle anything. For some reason that Megyn bitch did not know that Donald was giving her a compliment.Frankly, this entire episode is simply an attempt by that foreign immigrant Rupert Murdoch to impose his foreign ideas upon the American people. According to Donald, it is time to stand up for America and end the rule of wealthy people like the Koch brothers and who else can accomplish this goal, but a rich guy?

I stand with Donald. He is the only Republican who speaks the truth. He does not give a damn about Student Debt, he does not give a damn about the crumbling infrastructure, he does not give a damn about income inequality, hell, he made it on his own, why can’t everyone else? Big Money is attempting to stifle his fight against Big Money. Yes, I stand with Donald in the fight to end wealthy people taking over this nation, and who else but Donald can accomplish this task???

And, ISIS, watch out because Donald has a plan to send all you nut cases to the women in Heaven!

Jeb Bushed By Events

During the recent Great Debate, Jeb Bush stood out by not standing out. He had all the impact of one who already has his $100,000,000 and believes that God in His wisdom believes the Bush family is entitled to become a President. In reality, since announcing his candidacy,Jeb has not caused any impact on the race, but stands on the stage with a look akin to the deer caught in the headlight of an oncoming car. He DOES look serious, he Does come across as someone who has no idea why these other people are on HIS stage. Frankly,he does not give a damn about Donald Trump nor does he even know that Marco Rubio is also from the state of Florida.

The only reaction from members of the media is his inability to confront the War in Iraq. OH, sorry, he now admits it was a MISTAKE. Jeb is the only Republican candidate who makes Hillary Clinton come across as a fighter for something. Let me summarize his platform:

1. We have to do something about the Middle East.

2. We spend too much money on women. How about a few bucks for the Koch brother?

3. I do not like the Affordable Care Act. I will eventually inform America about health care.

4. Student Debt? Never heard of this.

5. Hispanics? I married one.

Anyway,Mom and Dad are on my side.

Marco Stands For Life!

Marco Rubio is a nice young man with a wife and kids. He is also a Catholic and feels the need to behave according to the dictates of his religion. “I personally and deeply believe that all human life is worthy of the protection of the laws. I believe irrespective of the conditions under which that life was conceived or anything else.”In other words, Senator Rubio does NOT believe in the laws of the United States of America because the US Supreme Court has ruled that abortion is a right of a woman. When it comes to issues of rape or incest, the Senator does not believe in exceptions.

I hate to inform Senator Rubio but our FOUNDING FATHERS did NOT believe that your personal religious belief took precedent over the laws of the land They wanted complete separation of state and religion. Actually, most of our Founding Fathers were Deists who did not want any religion to impose its ideas upon the people of America.

Marco you always boast about how your ancestors came from Cuba, but this is NOT a Catholic nation.

Advice To Rudy Giuliani

Rudy, your time has finally arrived. Republicans desperately need a new voice in the race for president. YOU are the only real American who is a Republican. Examine the facts:

1. You alone by your bravery saved the city of New York.

2. You were the first voice in America that warned us about those horrible Muslims.

3. You walked the streets of Harlem without any police by your side to show your bravery.

4. You can easily out shout, out boast that guy named Trump.

5. You now have gobs of money.

6. You alone have a plan to save America. SHOUT, BOAST, ATTACK, ATTACK ANY AND ALL DEMOCRATS!

Please Rudy, come and save America as you once single-handedly saved New York City!

Advice To Jeb Bush

Jeb, you need a new narrative about your life,so here it is:

“My real mother was a Jewish seamstress who worked in the slums of New York. She was married to an illegal Mexican farm worker,but they lacked money so my darling mother left me in a basket at the home of some people named Bush. I have no DNA which contains any Bush material, my DNA is solid Jewish and Mexican. My so called brother, George and I had absolutely no close relations when growing up. He was cruel to me and always treated me as not one who belonged to the tradition of being a Bush. So, I was the unwanted brother who endured horrible treatment when growing up. My so called, mother and father, forbid my real mom and dad to see me. That is why from early childhood my sympathies were always with Mexicans. Heck, I even married one. I have always been on the side of those who are poor and persecuted.

Let me put it this way. I am the only COMPASSIONATE REPUBLICAN in this race for the presidency. God bless the poor people of America, I AM your champion!”

Advice To Marco Rubio

Marco, me thinks you need a few words of kind advice to prepare for the next global debate.

1. Have you considered speaking with a Mexican accent?

2. I know you are concerned about rape and abortion. How about adding to your argument with some slides of vaginas?

3. I strongly suggest a beard to add some years to your youthful face.

4. Do you have any Hispanic relatives from Cuba who could tell good anti-Castro jokes?

5. You definitely have to devote more time to the story of Dad who arrived without much money. This is definitely a new approach. Just imagine, a refugee who arrived without money and made a success!

6. I never see any photos of your wife and kid, they would help to prove that you are older than 23.

7. I strongly suggest a Mexican band playing good Mexican songs in the background.

Cuba, Cuba, Forever

A famous definition of stupidity is the act of repeating an act over and over again even though the results are always the same. In 1960, the American government initiated its program to overthrow the government of Fidel Castro. Heck, in 1961 they even sent in Cuban exiles who were promptly captured during the infamous Bay of Pigs fiasco. Reality is that the Castro family has been in control of Cuba for over seventy years. During this time period the American government has enforced sanctions upon Cuba in an effort to destroy its economy.

Well, after seventy years Cuba is still around. Cuba is still run by the Castro boys. So, what is the response of Republicans to President Obama’s decision to end sanctions? According to Marco Rubio and the others, the solution is to: IMPOSE SANCTIONS. Inform Marco and the anti-Castro guys that what they desire has been in effect for over seventy years, and the result:


I realize evidence or reality has scant place among Republicans seeking the presidency. They prefer the domain of stupidity.

P.S. Pope Francis assisted the Obama administration to end sanctions.


We offer samples of headlines which appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark,Copenhagen Post: “Police Investigate Shootings”

In America that usually means police shootings.

France, Connexion: “Water Restrictions In California”

I’ll drink to that.

Norway, Norway Post: “Don’t Forget To Leap”

Sound advice to Republican candidates when Donald arrives.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Demon Toddler”

If I was you, I would crawl away.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Apologize For Shooting Black Man”

NO,I think the dead black man owes an apology for making cops use expensive bullets.

Why Trump Aids Republicans?

The chairperson of the Republican party in Pennsylvania has come up with a new twist on the Trump mess that impacts all those seeking the nomination for president. He notes that Donald Trump has captured the media and brought attention to the Republican party. At least these days, one or the other Republican candidates is in the headlines. So, we thought it might be beneficial to offer some other ways Republicans can gain notoriety.

1. How about dressing Republican candidates in the Hells Angel uniform and take over a college town and harass the girls?

2. Why not lead a lynch mob against some Muslim or his family?

3. There is always the possibility we can obtain live footage of Donald fucking some beautiful gal.

4. Just remember when Donald Trump stands up for America his entire body is on display. I dare Hillary Clinton to engage in a sex contest with Donald!

Mexico Continues Acting Like Mexico

Let me make quite clear there is nothing wrong with the people of Mexico other than continuing to possess a government that is riddled with corruption. Heck, the President of Mexico had a contractor who does work for the government build him a new house.However, the latest example of corruption and inefficiency will undoubtedly produce at least three films depicting the escape from prison of notorious drug lord, Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman. To be fair, police did arrest him. To be fair he did reach a prison. To be fair, he actually spent at least a month in the jail. To be fair, guards did see him lying on his prison bunk.

However, one day, the drug lord went to take a shower. Somehow,his gang buddies knew the location of the shower room, and decided to construct a tunnel that was one mile long and high enough for someone to stand up and walk. Oops,sorry,about that walking statement,the tunnel had a rail line that allowed a person to ride a motorcycle and get out of jail for free.

I wonder if the government of Mexico has considered offering El Chapo the job of rebuilding the country.