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Idiot Of The Day

Confession. I, at age 86,have no idea as to what a selfie is other than the word, which for me indicates something to do with one’s Self. Miranda Rader, age 19, was driving her car and decided to send a Selfie to her boy friend. Naturally, what better view of herself other than being topless. So, after a few drinks of wine, the young maiden unbuttoned her blouse,  took off her bra, and made a Selfie for the  boyfriend. Unfortunately, she was so involved that her car plowed into a police car.

This,in a nutshell, is the story of modern America. Concern for self, concern for taking pictures, but no concern for other people. So, we crash our cars, we hurt other people, but, the good news is our boy friends have a picture of our boobies!

Republican Trials And Tribulations

Once upon a  time in American presidential elections, members of Congress welcomed their candidate to visit them during their campaign to get elected.  They wanted a picture of them standing next to the smiling white guy who waved at the crowd and told cheering folks that their Republican candidate was his best and dearest friend, so please elect him. BUT, this is 2016 and Republicans have Donald Trump at the head of their ticket. You know, the guy who is caught in a video extolling his sexual powers over women.

Joe Heck is the Republican candidate for the US Senate seat in Nevada. After he saw the famous Trump picture of the man who loves women, exiting a bus discussing how he would make out with women, Joe simply could not support Trump. “I can no longer look past the pattern of behavior and comments that have been made by Donald Trump.” So, he announced two weeks ago that he would not endorse the Republican candidate. However, Joe soon received angry emails and letters from staunch Republicans who love Donald that uttered threats of voting for his opponent.

So, Joe has now changed his mind. I wonder what Republicans who do NOT like Donald will now say?

Plot To Kill Mike Pence

Something very strange happened in New York City tonight. A plane carrying Indiana Governor Mike Pence mysteriously had problems in landing. The plane skidded as it landed, and finally came to a  stop. There are reports that Rudy Giuliani who single handedly saved New York City on 9/11 jumped into a car, raced to the airport, and single handedly halted the plane before Mike Pence could be hurt. Just another example of why  Rudy is called America’s Number One Hero of all time

This intrepid reporter was able to uncover the real story behind this so-called ‘accident.’ We have uncovered evidence that Crooked Hillary Clinton was frightened because Mike Pence was leading her in the polls. She instructed her team of secret Mafia operatives to spread oil on  the landing area. She was working in conjunction with a group of international Jewish  bankers and Rabbis  to steal the election from our beloved Donald Trump, and his side kick, Mike Pence. What next on the Crooked Hillary agenda to rig the election??

Trump On Women Bodies

I confess that for years it has been my assumption that, finally, women had been given the right to decide what happens to their bodies. This election has reopened the anger and hate that accompanies any discussion of abortion. It would be so nice if political leaders actually engaged in a discussion that does raise moral dilemmas. A few months ago, Donald Trump made the comment that women seeking an abortion should be subject to”some sort of punishment.” During the last debate, as usual, Donald went through one of his rambling, wandering discussions, and got into the issue of abortion. “Based on what she’s saying, you can take a out of the womb on the ninth month, and final day.”

Actually, no one is really saying any such thing. Neither doctors nor women want abortions in the ninth month as the baby is ready to be delivered. As always, Donald lacks any conception as to the real issues of abortion. It concerns an earlier period after the fetus has been created. Anti-abortion folks regard that fetus as a human being.That is  an interesting moral issue which can be debated without hysteria. I confess to feeling somewhat confused on this issue.

Voices In The Fall

We offer samples of words spoken this fall.

1. Donald Trump tape of him speaking  few years ago. “I just like to fight, I love to get into fights, I am a fighter.” For some reason when he had a chance to fight in Vietnam, Donald got four draft deferments. I guess when the  other guys can shoot back,  Donald just is not interested in fighting.

2. Sign at a Trump Rally:  BLACKS FOR TRUMP. Donald comment: “I love that sign, I love black people.” Camera showed two WHITE people holding  up the sign.

3. When it comes to getting humped, give me the Donald guy any day over the Bill Clinton guy.  Monica Lewinsky.

4. There are cat that meow, and there are pussies who claw back to the guy with the small hand on their pussy.

5. I saved America years before the Trump guy took  over the franchise on saving America. Rudy Giuliani.

6. Donald Trump: The crooked media is lying and spreading words against me. Did you know they actually report the actual words I speak!!

We Want A Fair Election

One of the Trumpian children, Eric Trump, made clear that his father would definitely accept the verdict of the electorate, provided: either that his father won the election, of that it was a fair election. “My father will absolutely accept a verdict, if the election is fair.” So, what constitutes a ‘fair election?’

1. Since black folks never really got proper citizenship since it was Congress, not the American people, who voted to make them free, thus, until that election is held, NO black folks should vote.

2. Women are essentially biased against Donald Trump because he did not grope, kiss, or grab their pussy, so how can they be allowed to vote?

3. How can there be a ‘fair election’ if American Muslims are allowed to vote? They are all biased against Donald Trump. This is not fair.

4. How can Hispanics be allowed to vote, they also are biased against Donald Trump. And, how can we tell which of them is a ‘bad hombre’ from a decent Hispanic? There simply  is no way to differentiate between the bad hombres and the nice Hispanics.

5.We all know that California and New  York are not filled with real Americans, how can this be a fair election if these foreigners are allowed to vote?

I trust this explains what constitutes a FAIR ELECTION!

Donald Won’t Quit

OK, just about everyone has counted Donald Trump out of the race. His poll numbers are down, his followers remain devoted, but there is scant evidence women are flocking to his banner. However, the man who knows there is a great plot to destroy his name, and destroy the lives of All Americans, remains in the shadows of this campaign. NO, the plot is not led by the international Jew conspiracy, NO, the plot is not led by the Catholic church, the plot is led by Crooked Hillary and the Democratic party!

Democrats are, at this very moment, fixing the election. They are pushing THOSE PEOPLE to vote for the Crooked woman from Chicago. How can Donald Trump surrender to these dark forces which seek to take the election away from me. NO question, the 30 Republican governors who control voting in their states will NOT allow Donald Trump to be the victor. They have been bought off by money from the Clinton Foundation and will cheat and steal votes from Donald Trump. In fact, the entire Republican party is against him.

Even worse,  most Americans are against him. BUT, he will not surrender to these dark forces of history. Donald, keep on fighting for the American people!!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 26 year old mind trapped in an 86 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I have more confidence in the emails from Nigeria promising to make me millions than I do with the nonsense from Donald Trump.

Only Donald Trump at a dinner sponsored by Catholics would shout that Hillary “hates Catholics.” Oh, that was his version of –humor.

I do get belly laughs from promises to make America Great Again by cutting taxes on the wealthy.

For some reason, dark clouds cover the entire American nation.

Good News: the NBA starts next week.

I wonder why NFL viewing is declining.

Republicans have a rendevous with reality.

Debate On Economy

The two candidates discussed, or at least made a stab at discussing the state of the American economy. Here they went:

Trump: I want to make this nation Great Again, I want to make certain that no country robs us of what we are due. When I am president, I will make  great deals, fantastic deals that will make this country great again. Put me in a room with the Chinks, I will have them leave the room naked. I am a brilliant negotiator, wonderful,with my brains, this country will see millions and millions of jobs. You folks in Ohio and in Pennsylvania, we will bring back coal mining jobs, we will get our closed factories working again. HOW? I am a great deal maker, a fantastic deal maker, I can out smart any Chinese or Russian or anyone, just turn me loose on the Saudis, they will be sending oil to us and we will not pay a penny! That is my economic  plan.

Hillary Clinton: I want to invest in education, I want to invest in job training, I want to rebuild our infrastructure and create millions of jobs. We need technical training in schools, we need  linkage  between jobs and education. I want to tax the wealthy to pay for these new economic developments. We need technological development to create 21st century jobs.

Justice For Italians And Jews!

I was raised in an era when major gangsters were Italians and Jews. We simply did not have any of these Mexican rapists and murderers swarming across our border. In those days, the Mafia had been created by an alliance of young Italians and their Jewish comrades–Meyer Lanky, Bugsy Siegel and other such wonderful gangsters of the past. Busy created Murder Incorporated which  killed people for a fee. The gang violence of Prohibition did NOT include Mexican or Muslim terrorists. For some reason, in those days when ‘gangsters’ murdered nine people in a  Chicago garage, it was simply, gang wars, not terrorism.

So, how did drugs become an important issue in American history? Watch the Godfather films to find the answer. The Italian Mafia–with its Jewish members, began the serious introduction of drugs into America. It was a business decision,and the Mafia made clear that no drugs would be allowed in Italian neighborhoods. If one added up the number of killings by the Mafia, by gang wars–of course, no Muslims or Hispanics involved– it would range into the thousands. But, for some reason, no one refers to these acts of violence as examples of ‘terrorism.’

Isn’t it about time we Italians and Jews got some credit? How come when we killed, no one termed us, a  terrorist? These days Muslims and Hispanics get all the credit. This is NOT fair. It is about time we Italians and Jews got the credit we deserve. Hell, for every person killed by some Muslim terrorist, we killed dozens!