We Americans are worried about Donald Trump becoming president of the USA, but what about the people of the Philippines? The candidate who probably will become the next president has made some promises:
He plans to kill thousands and thousands of criminals–but, not one is from Mexico.
An Australian missionary was raped in his town. Rodrigo Détente was offended because she was “pretty” and the rapists never asked him to participate in the rape.
Rodrigo plans to rewrite the Constitution so the president can do whatever the hell he wants to do.
Oh, a few other of his plans: No loud Karoke music because people have to get a good night’s sleep.
No one is allowed to get drunk because they have to go to work the next day.
Does Donald now seem OK?
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This intrepid reporter can now present to the American people a startling new Trump plan to resolve the immigration problem without building walls or deporting millions of Hispanics. Ivanka Trump is proposing a fascinating new approach to immigration in America by those of Hispanic background. “As long as you come here legally and get a proper job…we need immigrants. Who’s going to clean up after us? Americans don’t like to do that.”
So, here is the new Trump immigration plan:
1. Mexicans obtain a visa.
2. Waiting for the immigrants are thousands, heck no, hundreds of thousands of employer or housewives seeking reliable domestic help. From now on ALL Hispanic immigrants simply agree to work as domestic servants and make life easier for the top one percent.
3. Think of all the janitor jobs in our factories that real Americans don’t want to do! Let the Hispanic clean up our shit!
4. And they can walk through a door which eliminates the need to construct walls!
P.S. And they are not Muslim Syrians!
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