We realize at this very moment at least one hundred writers are pounding away with their “true story” about the strange death of Justice Scalia. Of course, at least 60% of Americans did not even know there was a Justice Scalia until the guy sort of died in –“mysterious circumstances.” We, as a public service have decided to present the true story as to what happened to the sort of heavy set guy who so loved to give it to workers, gays, and anyone who disliked wealthy people.
1. His head was either covered by a pillow or the pillow was next to him. What was a pillow doing in his bead? That is one question that must be answered.
2. Justice Scalia was killed in Texas. President John Kennedy was murdered in Texas, is this a coincidence or is there a connection?
3. There is evidence a transgender employee worked at the establishment in which he died. We know Scalia hated transgenders. Is this a coincidence that one was in close proximity to him the night he was murdered?
4. President Obama wants to appoint a gay or transgender Justice to the Supreme Court, there is need to check out the connection of Obama to this murder.
5. The death of Justice Scalia has been used by Ted Cruz to boast about his legal background. Cruz is a Senator from Texas, Scalia was murdered in Texas, draw your own conclusion.
6. Has anyone checked out whether or not an Hispanic rapist and murderer was anywhere near where Scalia died?
7. Pope Francis has been attacking American capitalism and Justice Scalia has been defending them. Is it a coincidence Pope Francis was a few miles from the scene of the murder??