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We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.


These days Republicans hold their noses when voting.

Not a single candidate from either party has discussed the impact of technology on unemployment–how come?

This is the first presidential campaign in history in which how one pisses or shits is an issue.

Republicans have shifted from the unborn child to the born penis as an issue.

OH well, baseball is back and we don’t have to vote who wins or loses.

Its Monday in Chicago and someone will get shot today.

American politicians talk about wiping out Muslim terrorists but not a single one has a son who will fight in such a battle.

Its Ted Vs Donald

Republicans who rejected such excellent candidates such as:

Jeb Bush –Rand Paul–Ben Carson–Carly Fiorina–Rick  Perry- Rick Santorum-Mike Huckabee –Ben Carson — and add any other name that enters your mind- are now confronted with the likes of Ted Cruz or Donald Trump. So, how do these two stalwarts stack up against one another?

Immigration– both want to deport twelve million

Hispanic terrorists–both want to build a BIG wall.

Taxes– Ted wants to  have everyone pay 10% and Donald wants to make everyone wealthy.

Terrorism–Ted wants to carpet bomb anything that moves–Donald wants to kill every single one of these bastards!

Women –Ted wants to control the bodies of women, Donald wants to insult every woman.

Israel –Ted loves Israel more than anyone, Donald has given more checks to Israel groups than anyone.

IRS–Ted wants to abolish it, Donald has yet to take a stand about it.

Health care–Ted  wants to end all government programs, Donald wants to give everyone a GREAT health care program.

GOD, both are for HIM.

Muslims– both do agree to get rid of them over there and over here.

On the Republican Party– both are disliked, but Ted less so.


Republican Alternatives To Be President

In an effort to assist our Republican friends we offer some suggestions as to who might be their candidate in the fall.

1. There is always Rudy Giuliani, a man who can out boast Donald any day in the year. After all, he single-handedly saved America after 9/11.

3. Why have Republicans forgotten Dick Cheney?  A man who was vice -president is eligible to run for president–that’s  lot more than Ted Cruz can say.

3. Rand Paul was the only guy on the debate stage who made any common sense. At least he is not full of hot air and he does have a biting send of humor.

4. Carly Fiorina is a natural born bitch who, unlike Donald Trump, only sent one business into an economic collapse.

5. Gee, I miss good old Rick Perry, at least he was born in Texas unlike the Cruz fellow.

7. Herman Cain has a few plus factors- he is black, he is a business man, he knows how to make pizza, he is a low key bull-shit artist, and he is dying for  another gig on the stage of life.

8. Then again, there is always Don Rumsfeld. OK, so he fucked up in Iraq,  a person is entitled to one more chance to fuck  up in the Middle East!

9.There is a guy named Mitt. He does not need any introduction.

10. Last but not least is the quiet black guy who may not know how to cut up people in a debate, but he sure knows how to cut up people.


We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.


Have Republican  leaders thought about Rudy Giuliani–after all, he single handedly saved America on 9/11.

Then again, there is always chubby boot-licking Chris Christie.

I guess a good export we can get into is suicide-bomber vests.

I wonder if Donald understands that if one builds walls, people can build tunnels.

Some day I will figure out who the hell the Kardashians are or what they are.

These days when April arrives we get snow showers in Chicago, not rain showers.

Of course, in south Chicago people get bullet showers every day of the year.

Ted Cruz had a new career as the evil guy in the movie.

I wonder if Ben Carson is available as a foreign policy adviser for Donald?

New title of law School for George Mason University- Antonin Scalia School Of Law -ASSOL.

Ah, for the days of strong unions and high paying jobs!

So now, Hillary and Bernie are having a food fight.

John Kerry is awful quiet these days.


We offer observations on the human condition from a  25 year of mind trapped in an 85 year old body.


2016 is the year to sell political dreams to one and all.

Part of me would so enjoy President Cruz establishing a budget without the IRS.

I wonder what little Marco Rubio is doing these days.

ISIS  is retreating and losing territory which means, they must blow up some place in Europe.

I doubt that over the past year Donald Trump has expressed one intelligent idea.

I so enjoy when Donald talks to himself during a speech.

Gee, I wonder how many rapes were carried out yesterday by those illegal Hispanic immigrants.


We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 854 year old body.


I await a Trump promise to nuke the entire Middle East and end the Islamic threat.

I spend hours attempting to identify SOME Republican who would make a good president–just a blank.

John Kasich tries so hard, so very hard to come across as someone who could lead something.

Ted Cruz  could easily  get a movie role as the evil guy in the flick.

Baseball, and finally SOMETHING that has a beginning and an end!

I await a Trump claim that he could hit the GREATEST home run in history.

We Americans can learn something from Europe and have a campaign season that runs a month.

Give A Rebel Yell!

There are still many folks in the state of Mississippi who think back with regret to the days of the Civil War and just wish the beloved Confederate army had won and preserved the wonderful world of slavery and mint juleps and women who had the respect of men in those days when she had a few slaves to boss around. Governor Phil Bryant has proclaimed April to be “Confederate Heritage Month.” April 25 will now be Confederate Memorial Day. This state information was released on the web site of the Sons of Confederate Veterans. How about:

1. Those darkie kids in school sitting in the back of the room>

2. Certainly, all blacks should sit in the back of the bus.

3. I see no reason why blacks in Mississippi should at least on one day, become servants. It would be a great way to honor those who enslaved their ancestors.

Oh, the state of Alabama has made clear that “slavery was one of the issues of the Civil War and slavery should be condemned.” Who says Alabama is not a great state!

Jobs Or Politics?

The Republican party is allegedly the party of business interests so it is rather bizarre that business leaders are making clear their disappointment with anti gender discrimination by Republican legislatures and governors.  Pepsi head Indira Nooyi has informed the governor of North Carolina that its state faces the prospect of losing millions of dollars of investments and thousands of jobs because of action by the legislature to prevent cities from passing anti-gender discrimination laws. Of course, the Republican base and candidates such as Ted Cruz and now,Donald Trump, are demanding the halt of protection for those in the LBGT cohort.

At least 120 business heads have made clear they will not invest in states that allow gender discrimination. Washington D.C. has already banned any city  official to travel to North Carolina.This trend will become the norm in many states. So,which is it, discrimination or jobs? Sorry Bernie, you can’t cater to white male voters on this one. Sorry,Donald, stand up for discrimination and you stand down for jobs!


Donald On Donald

After a  rather secretive expedition I finally was able to penetrate the mind of Donald Trump and obtain an exclusive interview.

M: So, Donald, what’s with the girl reporter?

D: Look, Fred, she started this entire physical altercation. I was minding my  business when this broad, not really a dame I would pay any attention to, just tried to grab my arm. What else can a Real American male do,  but yank it away. Then the bitch tried attacking my assistant and he valiantly defended himself against this assault. Right now, my lawyers are preparing a law suit agains the bitch.

F: Do you think it wise to continue this fight, why not just forget it.

D: Damn it, Fred, SHE started it, and no one pushes around Donald Trump and gets away with it.

M: Donald, your comment about women and abortion is not going over very well.

D: Donald Trump believes in the law. If I break a  law then I should be arrested. The same goes for any broad who has an abortion when abortions are illegal. If you break the law there always is punishment.

M: I think many women are sort of offended by your remarks.

D: What offends them? I just clearly said that doctors who perform the abortion should go to jail. Can’t you read my lips?

M: But, Donald, you said something different a moment ago. You said that women should be punished.

Donald: I want your address because my lawyer will be suing you for defamation of character. I never said anything about  punishing women!!

Ted Cruz On Muslim Terrorists

There is no doubt that most politically correct Democrats want to be nice to American terrorist Muslims. Ted Cruz stands as among the most vigilant political leaders in this nation who is alert to the danger posed by American Muslim terrorists. “We have to be very vigilant as to who we let in this country. We need to empower law enforcement to patrol and secure Muslim neighborhoods before they become radicalized.”

Last night Ted was asked how many Muslims there are in America. His response, “I really don’t know.” Let me get this straight, Ted is concerned about American Muslims but lacks any clue as to how many there are in America. Oh, and he could not identify any “Muslim neighborhoods” for the simple reason, few Muslims in America live in a neighborhood that is overwhelmingly Muslim!

Ted, have you given some thought to Portuguese terrorists? Check them out! And, some live in Portuguese neighborhoods.