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NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I sure do hope that Ben Carson is still alive and selling his books.

Oh well, just a matter of time before another sex scandal dealing with Bill Clinton.

After departing the presidency, Jimmy Carter built homes for poor people, the Clintons built homes for themselves.

Gee, it would be wonderful if Trump actually laid out a single of his plans to make America Great Again.

Donald Trump is living proof of that old adage–  a sucker is born every minute in America.

In modern America it is easy to convince Americans to vote for them, just mention–emails and Foundations.

In most presidential elections, candidates argued how they would do something, today, they argue they would not be a bigot or use emails.

It is Monday, and time for another immigration plan from Trump.

Trump To Offer Immigration Plan

It is now August 29, and Donald Trump is once again going to offer an immigration plan. He has a few small problems. Donald has been spouting immigration plans for over a year to joyous acclaim from his followers. He has promised to wipe out the hordes of rapists, the millions of lazy illegal immigrants whose only goal in life is depriving God fearing native born whites from opportunities to work picking fruit and being nannies.

So, what can we expect? Most probably, something like this:

1. I am going to build a Wall. A Great Wall to keep out illegals.

2. There will be some doors in this Great Wall.

3. All I want is for ELEVEN MILLION illegal immigrants to walk through those doors and return to Mexico.

4. After they reach Mexico, the eleven million can apply to return to America as legal immigrants.

5. Naturally, we  don’t want any rapists and drug dealers in our nation.

6. So, if you are not a rapist, if you are not  drug dealer, if you are a nice person, we will be happy to inform you that we do not accept anymore immigrants.

I trust this clears up my immigration policy.

Donald’s Anti-Semitic Friends

As all know by now, the beloved daughter of Donald Trump, Ivanka, married a nice Jewish boy and converted to the Jewish religion. We all know by now the new campaign manager for Donald Trump is one, Steve Bannon. For some strange reason the campaign manager of Trump runs a website that has nonstop anti-Semitic comments and images. In fairness, Steve is only the campaign manager, and has no other significant role in the Trump campaign.

The ex-wife of Steve Bannon made clear  to the media that he was strongly against allowing his daughters to attend an elite school because he did not want his daughters hanging around with JEWS! He did not like the way Jewish parents raised “whiney Jewish brats.”

Again, this is NOT Donald Trump speaking. It is only HIS CAMPAIGN MANAGER. So, please do not jump to conclusions. Some of Donald Trump’s best friends are Jews, in fact, so is his daughter.

Governor Paul LePage Statement

Governor Paul Le Page of Maine is a devout Christian who believes the essence of his religion is to spread the word of hate to one and all. He directed a message of blacks, to Hispanics, and to all those whose skins are not white, such as his. “I don’t tell them to come to Maine and sell their poison. This I will tell ya, that ninety plus of the pictures in my head are black and Hispanic people from Waterbury, Connecticut, the Bronx and Brooklyn.”

Obviously, he is correct. The  only people in the United States of America who sell  or use drugs are blacks and Hispanics from the Bronx or Brooklyn. Thank God, not a single white Christian in this nation purchases illegal drugs and uses them to get high. I wonder if anyone who is a white Christian has ever encountered a fellow white person who uses drugs. Of course, not a single white in the state of Maine has even heard about drugs!

There must be something in the water that gets conservatives so angry at the world. Governor Paul Le Page is really angry at a Democrat state representative who had the audacity of making  a critical comment  about the man who runs the state of Maine. This is the missive he sent Rep. Drew Gaffine. “Mr. Gaffine, this  is Governor Paul Le Page. Your comment about me being a racist, I want you to prove that I’m a racist. I have spent my life helping black people and you little bastard Socialist, you bastard. I want you to record this. I am after you.” He then went on to  threaten a duel in which he would blast away.

From Donald Trump to Le Page, these men who claim to be “conservatives” are in reality, the most radical people to ever live in this nation. They are just dying to kill someone. They feel lost, they feel isolated, they feel that history is passing them by. Just one shot! is their dream, just ONE SHOT!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I soon expect Donald Trump to reveal that he really is a woman trapped in a male body.

At least these days, Jeb Bush is very happy.

I assume that if the Great Wall will be built it will be done by Hispanic workers.

In my childhood we had the Sullivan Act which prevented civilians from having guns,  ah, for the good old days!

Trump supporters appearing on CNN shout with fury.

I expect that Crooked Hillary will be charged with having numerous abortions.

Is Marco Rubio still alive?

Ah, NFL   football soon here, finally, a contest without charges of who is crooked.

I really miss the calm ignorance of Ben Carson.

Many Versions Of Donald Trump

We begin with a confession. Frankly, it is almost impossible to keep up with the continual changes in what Donald Trump thinks should be his policy toward undocumented Hispanic aliens.

Donald One: “We have these Hispanics swarming across our undefended border,the are rapists, they are murderers, they are gang members, they are ready to attack your wives, your daughters, your grandmothers. We have to build a WALL, a GREAT WALL, and when I become president,it will be built, andMexico will pay for it.”

Donald Two: “I love Hispanics, each day I get hundreds, no thousands of emails from them promising to vote for me. Now, you know that I love Hispanics,heck I hire thousands, hundreds of thousands to work for me, and I pay them at least $7.25 an hour. We have to get rid of the bad Mexicans, we have to help the nice Mexicans. I AM the greatest supporter of Hispanics in America.”

Donald Three: “I have said from the beginning, that I want to help illegal Mexican families. The Trumps love all Hispanics. I want the good Hispanics to voluntarily return to Mexico, and then come back legally. In fact, I will build plenty of doors in the Great Wall so the good Hispanics can come back. I want to be fair with the illegals. I want to help them get the hell out of here, and then get the hell back to here.”

I trust this is clear to one and all. So, if I finally understand Donald, he wants eleven million people to leave, and then he will welcome back the  eleven million.

The Body Part Of Texas Are Upon You

There is a famous song known to all inhabitants of Texas, it begins with the line, “The eyes of Texas are upon you.” But, these days students at the University of Texas have changed the meaning of the song. Most students  and faculty members are furious with a new Texas  law that allows any student to enter a classroom, the lunchroom, the office of a professor, the library, heck the student dorm armed to the teeth. As a former college professor, the thought that an angry student upset at his grade could enter my office armed with a gun borders on madness.

University of Texas students decided to fight back. They now carry a toy penis and shout: “Cock But Not Glocks.” They have been informed that carrying a toy penis is not permitted. As students now argue: “We have crazy laws here but this is  far too crazy, that anyone can’t bring a diko, but you can buy a gun.”

All I can say is: “Cock And Load”

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

If everybody in America is Great according to Donald, how come the US is not  A Great Nation?

Not a single Republican seeking office expresses a single word about the needs poor people.

Republicans insist the US paid “ransom” to Iran. This is the first time in history when the group seeking ransom wanted the other guys to pay them their own money in ransom.

So now, according to Republicans, Hillary is mentally unstable. Difficult to believe when a mentally unstable person charges others with being mentally unstable.

I wonder if in France one must take off the towel when in a steam bath to protect French values?

After a speech by Donald Trump I’m ready to listen with sympathy to Ryan Lochte. Ryan has such a soothing voice.

So Donald is going to get “95%” of  the black American vote. Sounds reasonable since Obama only got 93%.

There is one characteristic of Trump that is familiar to this New Yorker, he can’t utter a sentence without waving his arms.

I feel suddenly lost, no Olympic contests to watch, only men and women shouting about how we must vote.

The Speech Hillary Should Give

We offer a speech for Hillary Clinton to give about the Clinton Foundation.

“The Clinton Foundation is an institution that is dedicated to improving the lives of poor people.  It works to improve the health of children throughout the world. The goal of this Foundation is to ensure that each poor child in areas such as Africa obtain improved health, further opportunities to further their education, and a world in which they do not confront the prospect of war and rape and disaster.

Here are the facts:

Neither my husband nor I have received a single penny from this Foundation.

If the Foundation ended tomorrow, not a single penny would wind up in our  pockets.

Yes, I arranged meetings with prominent people, BUT not to gain any favors for myself. The goal of these meetings was obtaining  financial support for children. Would I meet these wealthy people again? YES, because the needs of poor and frightened children is THE only important issue that most concerns me.

Has Donald Trump with all his alleged “billions” ever spent a single dollar to aid hungry and frightened children in Africa? My thoughts are children, his ONLY thought is making MONEY for HIMSELF!”