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Republicans On Handling ISIS

I asked a group of Republican candidates to offer their solutions on handling the ISIS threat:

Marco Rubio –I want a comprehensive program unlike the Obama partial program.

Ted Cruz– Bomb the shit out of these infidels.

Jeb Bush –give me a moment while I check with George. He knows all about such stuff.

Carly Fiorina –Stand Tough. Stand Tall. Stand American. That’s the way to defeat ISIS. Anyone who can fire thousands of employees has the guts to take on ISIS.

Rand Paul –Do nothing, let all the Arabs fight among themselves.

John Kasich–I handled problems as governor of Ohio and I assure one and all I can handle ISIS.

Lindsay Graham –Send in the troops, let’s get some boots on the ground!

No Room For Jesus

I do understand there are people whose feelings are easily offended. I do understand that young students should be warned prior to reading a book that it might contain some words or ideas that would be offensive to most decent folk. I do understand there are groups which oppose allowing those with the “wrong ideas” to speak before campus groups.

Digital Cinema Media certainly should be awarded First Prize in the Don’t Hut Anyone’s Feeling contest. The UK company announced that it would not allow a ONE minute video prior to the new Star Wars film that featured the Lord’s Prayer because it might “offended some people.”

I guess Jesus was lucky to get that bed in the manger. Thank God he is not alive today.

Nazis Alive And Well

The history of America is one in which each new immigrant group has encountered hatred and bigotry from those who arrived earlier in history. The usual complaints was that newcomers were dirty, criminals, took away jobs and never could be trusted. In the 19th century a political party– The No Nothings- wanted a halt to immigration of Catholics, they wanted Catholics subjected to different requirements in order to vote, and they engaged in attacks on Catholics. Swedes, Hungarians, Russians, you name them, they all were potential enemies of the state. So, the current fear and hatred of Muslims is simply one piece in the fabric of American life.

Donald Trump wants ID cards for Muslims.He wants to close down mosques. Of course, the Nazi regime DID have ID cards for Jews, and they DID close down synagogues. Of course, they also DID murder six million Jews. One must admire Donald because he does not want to murder Muslims. Talk about a man with compassion in his heart!

Nihad Awad is head of the Council on American-Islamic relations. His comment on the words of Carson and Trump. “This is beyond terrifying, any student of history knows what special IDs did in Europe. In 20 years I have never heard such intolerance and hatred from political leaders in this society.”

Sorry, you have never lived with such a group of small minded, ignorant, and hateful political people seeking to become a leader. They have no idea as to what leading a nation is all about. OH,yes they do–HATE, HATE, HATE!


We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.


If Republicans want to end terror in America, how about banning all guns?

A piece of paper flew in the window and landed on the desk of Ben Carson, he signed it.

Listen to cries of hate about Muslims and think about cries of hate against Jews.

I am so relieved that Republican candidates have a PLAN.

My dream: General Donald Trump leading men into battle.

I wonder if any doctor has considered operating on the head of Ben Carson.

Has anyone in the Republican party considered contacting Cheney or Rumsfeld for ideas?

General Trump Has A Plan

General Donald Trump has a plan to prevent terrorists from carrying out their destruction in America. This is a Big Plan. He has some Great Ideas. And, when it comes to Great Ideas, who better than Donald? So, here is the plan:

1. Make every Muslim in America wear a special identification badge which glows in the night so we know where Muslims are at every moment. “A special form of identification that noted their religion.”

2. Have FBI agents watching every mosque in America. Or, how about having FBI agents checking anyone entering a mosque for weapons.

3. Provide weapons to everyone entering a mosque so they can kill fellow Muslims?

4. How about returning to the Bible and killing every child born to a Muslim?

Louisiana Blues

Senator David Vitter was once considered the certain choice to become the next Governor of the state of Louisiana. He was a Republican, he had an outstanding record using the services of one of Louisiana’s best brothels and he had not submitted his name to run for president. Not once did he appear on stage with the clowns seeking that position. He is currently down by 22 points to his opponent John Bel Edwards.

So , David decided there was only one option left. He now charges that if Edwards gets elected swarms of Syrian refugees will be pouring through the streets of New Orleans. Unfortunately for Vitter, the current approval rate for Governor Bobby Jindal is about 22%.

Who knows if the Syrian ploy will gain him victory. Perhaps he might try:

1. Elect Edwards and support abortion.

2. Elect Edwards and raise taxes on job creators.

and so on and so on.

Boko Haram Goes Bonkers

Boko Haram is an organization of fervent Muslims who match ISIS in hate, in anger, in brutality, and in desires to destroy and murder.They continue their fury in various parts of Northeastern Nigeria. Unlike the dramatic rise in unification which has swept through Europe in the aftermath of murders in Paris, whatever Boko Haram is doing about killing hundreds of people seems far away and of no interest to the world.

Yesterday, an eleven year old and an 18 year old girl blew themselves up in market areas resulting in the death of dozens. It is doubtful if these deaths warranted more than a blurb in newspapers and hardly a comment in the media. Those killed were Muslims and these days Kill-A-Muslim for God will not stir anger and cries of revenge.

I wonder if Republicans would allow in Muslim refugees from Muslim terrorists?

Report From Headquarters Carson

It is Thursday and we can offer another report from the headquarters of Ben Carson. I realize that few Americans understand how fortunate they are to have DR. Ben Carson leaving the operating table and now operating to save America from Islamic terrorists. In addition to his incredible insights concerning ISIS, Ben took a moment from his hectic schedule to explain how to resolve the Israel-Palestinian conflict.

First, Ben wants to make clear his opposition to create a Palestinian state by taking land away from Israel. According to Ben the West Bank and all other areas in what is called, Palestine, really belong to Israel. So, how to solve the problem. Here are the wise words of DR. Ben Carson: “why can’t we slip down the Palestinian state into Egypt?”

Problem solved.

Syrians Are Modern Japs!

David Bowers is the mayor of Roanoke, Virginia and he is definitely among the great scholars of World War II. He offered an incredible insight about how and why Syrian refugees should be considered as enemies of America. “I’m reminded that President Franklin Roosevelt’s decision to sequester Japanese foreign nationals after the bombing of Pearl Harbor,and it appears that the threat of harm to Americans from ISIS is now just as real as that from our enemies then.”


1. A majority of Japanese Americans were AMERICAN CITIZENS.

2. The Japanese army had 5,000,000 soldiers and had conquered a good hunk of China.

3. There was not a single example of espionage or sabotage from any Japanese American during WWII.

4. Thousands of Japanese Americans volunteered in the famous “Go For Broke Battalion” which became the most decorated unit in American history!!

Putin On Destroyed Plane

I had an opportunity to discuss the recent downing of a Russian plane in Egypt with the Great Leader of Russia.

M. Sir, the world would like to know who downed the Russian plane. Do you have any information?

P: My special agents have been researching this incident and we now can offer an explanation.

M. So, who did it?

P. The same evil forces that shot down the plane in the Ukraine.

M. Do you mean ISIS also operates in Ukraine?

P. Of course not, neither plane was downed by this pipsqueak group known as ISIS.

M. So, who did this horrible thing?

P. Who else but the CIA! First, they shot down the plane in Ukraine in order to embarrass Great Russia, then they shot down the plane in the Sinai. It is all part of an American plan. They want to destroy democracy in Russia in order to have American capitalists take over our Mother Russia.

M. Gee, that is a fascinating piece of information.

P. Not only is America out to destroy the Russian economy, it even now is behind the plot to portray our great athletes as using dope! We are the fastest runners in the world and we have the fastest growing economy. We WILL trim!