Category Archives: Christianity

Ted Cruz On ISIS

I am sick and tired of the black dude in the White House who hovers in terror inside the oval office and refuses to take a stand against–let’s call it like it is–ISLAMIC TERRORISM! Unlike the Great Wimp I am a man of action. I have had extensive training in dealing with terrorists. I spent four years at Harvard, and if you want to know how wimps act, if you want to know how leftist jihadists behave, just head on up to Cambridge, Massachusetts. One blast of my voice sends these Islamic lovers heading off into the distance in fear.

I am from Texas, OK, so I was not born in Texas, but I have bathed myself in Texas culture. I have my assault weapon, I have my grenades, I have my bazooka, I have my BAR, just point me in the direction of Syria and watch those Muslim terrorists cower in fear!

You twerps, TED is headed your way so either repent and become a Christian or prepare for Heaven and those virgins!


We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.


Americans in 2015 respond to refugees as Americans responded to Jews fleeing Nazism.

American politicians so enjoy pretending they are brave warriors.

Not a single person running for president among the top Republican candidates ever wore the uniform.

Gee, imagine General Trump leading men into battles?

I assume Ben Carson has someone on his staff who shows him where Syria is on the map.

Then again, Carly Fiorina is ready for combat–verbal, that is.

Republicans need Rick Perry, at least he was once a soldier.

Climate Change Endorsed By So-Called Scientists

Thirty two nations are in Paris, not for the sights but to hold talks about climate change. In the midst of carnage and blood and anger, they will be discussing ideas on how to handle climate change.Naturally, this topic has angered the entire group known as Republican candidates for President.There is an institution in America named the “Environment Agency” whose task is to assist ISIS and other Islamic terrorists destroy the American nation. Their number one target is the American business community. This so-called, “environment” group has nothing to do but drive decent hard working Americans from wealth to poverty.

No Republican ever met a greenhouse emission that was anything but a process of taking jobs away from Americans. Exactly what is wrong about having more “green” in the world?? I thought green was the right color for those seeking to enjoy the outdoor life.And, this “emitting” stuff,each day we emit shit and no one wants to regulate that!

God bless green, God bless emitting, and God bless great Americans like Trump, Cruz and Rubio for standing tall for the American dream!

Our Buddy, Vladimir Putin

It was simply a matter of time before Barack Obama came round to the idea of using Russia to handle things in Syria. Vladimir is not bothered by legislatures, he is not bothered by people who vote since he knows the outcome of elections before they begin.It now looks as though Obama has come round to the idea of keeping Assad for a while in order to get Russian troops on the ground to handle the dirty work. Of course, if Russians engage ISIS then Islamic terrorists will be spending time blowing things up in Moscow rather than New York. Very clever of Obama is you ask me.

The alleged agreement would maintain Assad in office for a short term, no longer than a year to keep face for Iran and Russia.Then, most probably some Alawite general will suddenly appear, announce that Assad had an illness and was headed to Saudi Arabia for his health. No one can touch him in Saudi Arabia, Putin now can not be charged with abandoning a friend, and life goes on–and so does Death!

Ben Carson On Syria

Since Ben Carson is the Republican leader at this moment in time, I decided to interview him on the issue of ISIS in Syria. After all, this man was once a great surgeon and now is a great headcase.

M: So, Dr. Carson, what do you think about the situation in Syria?

C: I want everyone in America to know that I am very interested and want to see you all back my campaign.

M: Sorry, Dr. Carson, I was talking about the nation of Syria, not seeing people.

C: Syria? Is that the place in what they call the Middle East?

M: Yes.

C: I want those in the Republican party to know that I believe strongly in being in the middle of things, I am not the kind of person who insists on going overboard on anything. Stay in the middle is my motto.

M: So, what did you think about Paris?

C: I love Paris. My wife and I were there years ago on our honeymoon.

M: Sir, I was referring to the murders in Paris.

C: Let me recount one time a man who murdered two people was wounded and I did heart surgery to save his life. That’s the Christian that I am, help the afflicted said Jesus, and I always have.But, when the friends of the men he murdered came to the hospital, I held off three of them with a knife that I was holding, yes, all by myself!

M: Thank you, Dr. Carson

Paris The New 9/11

The people of France are angry, the political leaders of America are dying to prove they are ready to take out ISIS tomorrow,and there are dozens of people still suffering from the chaos of the attacks. There is no doubt that the people of France are experiencing the same shock that Americans felt on 9/11. One outcome of the Americans anger was the horrible mistake of George Bush to invade Iraq. If there is one lesson from 9/11 it is to be careful how to respond to terrorists. The worst mistake is to invade the WRONG place. So, what are objectives?

1. Form a coalition of Muslim nations.

2. Seek to create a new Muslim armed force.

3. Only an Arab led armed force can succeed in the desire to end ISIS.

4. Rally together imams committed to ending radical Islam.

5. Be clear that the US or France can only function as support, not those who fight ISIS directly.


Donald Vs Marco

Since he began the quest for becoming president, Donald Trump has focused on one of his opponents until he thought the person was out of the game. Poor Jeb Bush is most probably the first candidate that was forced into ending his quest, given the disdain and mocking he was subjected to by Donald. Well,now is the turn of Marco Rubio. Trump told CNN Erin Burnett, that “Rubio was always in favor of amnesty. He was always in favor of letting people pour into this country.” Of course when people(that means Iowa conservative voters) found out about his heresy, Marco became one of our greatest opponents of amnesty.

So now Marco has Donald yelling he is an “amnesty traitor” and he has Ted Cruz shouting that he is a friend of terrorists pouring in across the border and God knows what else. After all, Marco is the son of IMMIGRANTS! Has anyone checked to see if he is also a MUSLIM!!

Sheriff Ted Cruz Rides To Rescue

There is an old American tradition that those who come from immigrant background, are sympathetic to the plight immigrants. Not so, Ted Cruz who was burn in Canada to an American mother and a Cuban national. In other words, Ted’s dad is an IMMIGRANT. But, as far as Ted is concerned, lets round up the immigrants who do not belong here and send them packing. OK, so children of immigrants were born in America and under the Constitution, they are citizens of this land. But, Ted went to Harvard where they, for some reason, do not teach Constitutional law.

So, Donald, do you think the wall you want will hold back the hordes of immigrants seeking to pick our peaches or be nannies for women who are working. Not so says Ted. He wants to “build a wall that works.” Perhaps, we can have watch towers manned by guys with weapons to blast away at any damn immigrant who wants to take jobs away from Americans who are dying to dig ditches.

Oh, Ted has been a strong supporter for immigrants arriving under H-1B visas to take jobs away from Americans who work in the field of technology.

P.S. I wonder if Pope Francis gave a blessing to this devout Catholic?

NAR Cheers Paris Attacks!

I had an opportunity today to chat with Joe Smith, a God-fearing, gun-toting red white and blue Christian American who believes that if the world wants end ISIS, send in the NRA.

Me: So, Joe, tell me why the world needs the NRA today?

Joe: Damn it Fred, look at what happened in Paris the other day. No such slaughter would ever occur in NRA Texas.

Me: Please explain, Joe.

Joe: If everyone in Paris belonged to the NRA and was toting their gun, boom boom would have gone their weapons, and doom doom would have gone the terrorists.

Me: So, a people armed are a people safe?

Joe: Damn right, Fred. NO Muslim terrorist is going to step foot in any county in America which has NRA guns. We will blast those damn Mooslims to their hell!

Me: Would any innocent folk get hit during the shoot-out?

Joe: If you got your gun and are blasting away the only dude who gets killed is the dude from Arabia!

Me: So, what lesson do we learn from Paris?

Joe: Always, and I mean, always carry a gun with you, to the concert hall, to a restaurant, to school, to church, heck, even your own home! Damn it, can you trust your wife or the kids??

It’s Not Fair!!

There is no question that Ben Carson is the most soft-spoken candidate for president in our history. He speaks quietly, he speaks softly, he speaks utter nonsense. Now, he has finally become upset. He is upset at the attempt by media to listen carefully to his words and check them out. OK, so he said that he had a “pathological temper” while a child. OK,so he said that he hit his mother in her face. Yes, he said that he tried to stab a good friend and the knife hit the belt buckle. These are his words, not those of the media. But, to poor Bennie, THEY are out to get him even though THEY never made any attacks upon the dude from Africa, one Barack Obama.

Donald Trump got into the fray while speaking with CNN analyst Erin Burnett. Donald also heard the words of Ben Carson. He now compares the statements of Carson to those of a “child molester.” Donald does not believe if one has a “pathological temper” it can be cured. He does not believe the American people want their president to be someone who hit his mom in the face. Not that Donald would speak ill of a fellow Republican, but he warns the American people to beware of pathological folks who no more can be cured than can a child molester!