Category Archives: Christianity

Lies My Father Never Told Me

I am perfectly aware that John McCain faces a tough primary opponent as he seeks to once again run for the US Senate. But, his comment that President Barack Obama is “directly responsible for the Orlando massacre” is nothing but words spoken by a broken man. It is ironic, that John McCain refused when a captive of the North Vietnamese Communists to say what they wanted him to say, he refused and was tortured.

MCain blames Obama for quitting Iraq when he should have remained.Well, examine the record:

1. President Obama adhered to the schedule for departure that was established by President George Bush.

2. President Obama offered to have at least 10,000 US troops in Iraq if the Iraq government agreed to rescind its demand that US troops who committed a crime  in Iraq would be tried in an Iraq court.

3. Prior to the Iraq invasion, al-Qaeda only had about 2,000 members.Guess who enabled them to grow by the thousands.

John McCain’  grandfather was an admiral in the US navy, his father was an admiral. They were taught to speak the truth and not lie because you might get a reward. John, you are NOT the son of these two distinguished members of the US armed forces!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Have Republicans considered a ticket of Herman Cain and Ben Sanders? It certainly would give them some color.

Republicans have to face reality–he will never change.

It is not that Americans love guns, it is that SOME nut cases love guns.

I can never understand how anyone who loves hunting needs an assault rifle to kill a deer.

So Marco Rubio is seeking to return as Senator. What next, Jeb becoming governor of Florida?

I do not understand why God so loves Ted Cruz that He speaks with him daily.

There must be some group that Donald has not insulted

 

Sanders’ Folks Talk Nonsense

I recently was reading a story in the Nation in which supporters of Bernie Sanders emphasized they were discouraged and ready to do whatever it takes to allow Donald Trump to become president. Many make clear there is no difference between Hillary Clinton and the red headed bullshit shouter. Let me get this clear, the election of Donald Trump is worse than the election of Hillary Clinton.

1. In the election of 2000, supporters of Ralph Nader enabled George Bush to become president. Thus, the invasion of Iraq and the ensuing death of millions of people in the Middle East. The current destabilization of the Middle East was the result of THOSE  WHO VOTED FOR RALPH NADER!

2. In 1968, the same mentality resulted in a few million not voting for Hubert Humphrey and the election of Richard Nixon.

So, if the Bernie crowd is OK with the election of Donald Trump, how about?

Every person who feels this way should give up their medical insurance since Trump will end medical insurance for millions.

Every person who feels this way should  convert to the Muslim religion, have their children become Muslims and see how they now enjoy life!

Every such person should get a job that pays $7.25 an hour and get a taste  of life under Donald Trump.

Any such person should  become an Hispanic and get a free trip to Mexico.

Any Sanders supporter who adopts that desire, should go to hell!!

 

Republicans On Banning Muslims

If there is one thing that members of the Republican party are famous for is taking a strong stand on controversial issues. Donald Trump promised when he becomes President to ban entry into America of anyone who is of the Muslim religion.

Mitch McConnell: “I am not going to comment on this issue.”

Paul Ryan: So, what’s new about that?

Senator Johnny Isaken: “I hate to comment on something that I didn’t hear.”

Senator Bob Corker: “I continue to be discouraged by the direction of this campaign.”

Jeb Bush: NO comment now, and no comment on anything that Trump says.

Herman Cain: I just love that hucky ducky guy. Whatever he says, I am for it.

Rudy Giuliani: Donald, keep on telling it like it is!

Donald Trump: I won’t quit saying wha is needed to make this country great again! So, Muslims, bye, bye.

Goodbye Judge Persky

These are not the best of days for Judge Aaron Persky who presided at the trial of  a Stanford nice white, middle class swimming star who decided to sexually assault a cod who was drunk, most probably due to something in her drink. In fact, Mr. Turner raped her outside, and was halted by two passing men. Judge Persky did not believe that a fine young man from a fine family who made ONE  mistake should be punished for it for the rest of his life. According to Persky:

The nice young man was drunk.

Just about every male student at Stanford gets drunk

How can a  boy from a small town in Ohio cope with the pressures of life in wild Stanford?

After all, the entire event only lasted twenty minutes so is it fair to punish someone for a twenty minute mistake?

After all, it is still unclear how the female caused this rape.

So, Judge Persky is being taken off this case. How about taking him off all cases–forever!

 

P.S. the young man is a Christian,

White Men Speak On Election

Let’s get one thing clear, it is clear that we white guys will support a white man who runs against that crooked  Hillary Clinton. So, I must point out that I am a white man. My pop was a white man. My grandfather was a white man, and we white men have to stand up for white rights. So, what are my criteria for how I will cast my ballot:

1. I want someone who will make we white guys great again.

2. I want someone who protects my right to an AR-15 assault rifle because when I go hunting those damn deer run too damn fast.

3. Frankly, I never met a Muslim that I could trust. Then again, I have never met a Muslim. I can’t always be perfect.

4. I am sick and tired of my wife voting for someone without my permission. We need a president who makes certain women respect their husbands–and boy friends.

5. Yes, I am gay, yes, I enjoy gay moments in my life, but kissing some guy is NOT one of them!

6. I know Hillary Clinton did something with her emails. Frankly, at age 85, I really don’t know what emails are.

7. The last time I had anything to do with some white haired guy who waved his arms was when I visited the looney bin.

8. I want someone who tells it is like it is. Now, hopefully, someone will tell me what “it is” is.

9.Donald tells me that he will bring back those jobs making sweaters and underwear. Actually, I used to work in a steel plant.

10. I love my wife, I  love my daughters, but when it comes to running America, it is a man’s JOB.

Reince Priebus Gathers Party Together

Republican National Chairman organized a gathering of leading Republicans in order to restore hope and glory to the candidacy of their candidate for president, the one and only Donald Trump.

To kick off the event, he invited Herman Cain, a black skinned guy who ran for president four years ago. So, let Herman express his feelings: “This is a wonderful hucky ducky day and I’m here to support the candidacy of that great hucky ducky man, the one and only DONALD TRUMP!

Ben Carson also made an appearance: “Donald, I must confess it was sort of strange being on a stage where you talked all the time. Since, I am one of those creatures who do not like you, let me express my support for your victory, and I’m certain you will purchase a few thousand of my books.”

Rudy Giuliani: “Donald, I love you. But, let’s get one thing clear. I am the only New Yorker who is allowed to bullshit night and day about what a great man I am, after all, I, all by myself saved New York City on 9/11.”

Rand Paul: “I think Donald is an ignorant bombastic moron, but I do support his candidacy for president. God help America.”

George Bush: “Donald, I visited a mosque the day after 9/11 to ensure Americans did not blame Muslims for that event. OK, you are right, there were thousands and thousands of Muslims cheering the disaster. I guess I just missed their noise.

Paul Ryan: “OK,OK, you can now untie my hands and remove the covering over my mouth. I promise to support the most intelligent person running for president in 2016. Do what you wish with that endorsement.”

Ted Cruz: “God revealed to me last night that he wanted Donald to run this year, lose, and guarantee that I will be the candidate in 2020.”

Marco Rubio: “Before I speak I need a bottle of water. I will be back after I satisfy my thirst. Don’t wait forever for me.”

 

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

The source of Islamic terrorism is from our allies, Pakistan and Saudi Arabia.

So, what now, Bernie, eating Ben & Jerry ice cream in Vermont?

Republicans have to confront reality -Donald will not shut up.

For someone who regards himself as a tough guy, Donald waves his arms around some like fairy.–as we say in the Bronx.

It is Wednesday, Donald must be insulting someone. Hey, Paul Ryan, just remember that Donald must insult someone.

I have a hunch that Bernie so regrets not starting his crusade ten years ago.

Barack let Donald get  to him, so what, it  is  fun having the president blasting the fool from New York.

 

So, What Now For American Muslims?

The current hate against American Muslims is simply the latest in what has happened in American history for over two hundred years. There is always some group singled out to be the bad guys responsible for any and all crimes in the land. So, what now for members of the Muslim community in America?

1. Make certain that every Muslim who is qualified to vote, VOTES.

2. American Muslims should begin joining political parties and work their way into positions of responsibility.

3. American Muslims this fall should be volunteering to work for the election of Hillary Clinton

4. American Muslims this fall should be actively supporting Democratic candidates for Congress, especially the Senate. Give your time and whatever you can spare financially.

5. Organize Political Action groups to lobby for Muslim rights in this country.

6. Make certain that teenage Muslim boys and girls are politically knowledgeable.

7. Get Muslim youth active in this political campaign. Get them to experience the thrill of seeing their ideas become law.

8. Make certain your mosque is led by a politically active imam.

9.Establsih outreach programs with Christian and Jewish groups. Get your children into these efforts.

Don’t ever feel sorry. Just remember Catholics, Jews, Hispanics, Italians and God knows how many others experienced prejudice and hatred.

The Real Obama Story

Due to my contacts in the Trump headquarters I have been able to get a copy of the latest news about the man from Africa who claims to be born in Hawaii. Examine the situation:

Muslim terrorists murder American citizens.

All terrorists these days are from the Muslim religion. I am not saying all Muslims are terrorists, just that all terrorists are Muslims.s

A Muslim terrorist just murdered 49 people in Orlando. If we had a Trump administration no Muslim from anywhere would be allowed to enter this great nation. This Muslim named Mateen was the son of Afghan immigrants. If we followed the ideas of Donald Trump and never allowed any Muslim to migrate, there never would have been a slaughter of the innocent in Orlando!

Barack Obama has dark skin.

People in Africa have dark skin.

His father came from Africa and has dark skin.

Figure it out, Barack Obama loves dark skinned people.

Millions of Muslim terrorists have dark skin.

Barack Obama refuses to say, “Islamic terrorism”

Muslim terrorists refuse to term themselves terrorists.

One plus one equals two– BARACK OBAMA IS A SECRET MUSLIM TERRORIST!