Category Archives: Christianity

Ivanka On Dad

Donald Trump is blessed with a horde of kids, after all, he was married three times. His darling daughter, Ivanka offered some words of praise for dad.

My father thinks big, after all he only marries women with big boobs!

My father cares about women, that’s why he has had three wives. Can Hillary beat that with three husbands?

My dad listens to people who offer advice, he DOES accept the electrician who says there is need for a new light bulb.

My dad cares about Hispanics, he even hires illegals to save money.

My dad loves children, heck, he keeps on producing them into his sixties.

My dad worked hard to become a millionaire. After all, he only began with two million.

My dad listens to every cab driver and trusts them to get him to the right place.

My dad cares about sex deviants, he will even piss with them.

Just remember, I love my dad, and he even gave me a high paying job!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from the mind of a 25 year old man trapped in the body of an 85 year old man.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

No one, and I mean, no one, can out shout the anger of Rudy Giuliani!

Well, at least Ted Cruz got booed by Republicans, who else can match those boos at the convention?

Among the mysteries of my life is–which books has Ben Carson ever read?

Ultimate mystery of our time–can Donald come across as presidential?

I heard from Donald’s wife, his two sons, his daughter, but for some reason, not a word from his cook. Wonder why?

Just think, we now have to await the presidential run of Donald junior.

The crowd at the convention could easily have been the crowd at some ISIS beheading.

 

Carson Exposes Hillary!

Americans can sleep well tonight knowing that Ben Carson is on guard to protect the nation against terrorists,and the evil Hillary Clinton. Finally, we have someone in the political arena who is able to keep careful watch on the lady who poses the greatest threat to our security. Ben, in one of his normal low key talks pointed out that Hillary Clinton,not only read the works of Sol Alinsky, but she wrote about this notorious evil creature. If you are not familiar with Alinsky, he spent his life working on community organization in places like Chicago.

Did you know that Hillary Clinton wrote her Wellesley thesis on the works of Alinsky? Did you know that Alinsky made reference to his admiration of LUCIFER!! “So, are we going to select as president one who has read the books of someone who admires LUCIFER!

Just remember this woman READS BOOKS!

First, Benghazi, then emails, and now LUCIFER!

Democracy Dying Daily In Turkey

I confess to mixed feelings about the recent failed coup in Turkey. One one hand, thee is need to end the rule of  President Erdogan who has stifled democracy in Turkey. As a result of the failed coup he has already fired  25,000 teachers, 1,500 Deans of colleges, 20,000 government officials, and arrested one third of generals and admirals in the armed forces. Not a single one of these people was presented with any criminal charges, they will not have a fair trial–that is, if they actually have a trial.

If the coup had succeeded then Turkey at this moment would have been the scene of another Syria. Conservative Muslims would have picked up arms and initiated a civil war that would make the Syrian a side show. A Turkish civil war would have sent over 2,000,000 Turks into the EU which would have created a disaster.We express our sorrow for the people of Turkey as they witness the end of democracy in their nation.

Donald Makes America Great Again

According to John Kasich he was approached by one of the Trump kids who inquired if he would be interested in becoming the vice president candidate. Don Jr. said if he accepted, then he would become the  most powerful vice president in history.

Katich asked what he would be responsible for, and was told: Domestic and Foreign policy.

Kasich was confused and asked what then would Trump do. His son replied:

Make America Great Again.

Then again, Mike Pence who was selected wrote an op-ed piece a few years ago in which he claimed: “Smoking did not lead to death.” To prove his point, Mike noted that two out of three people who have smoked and died, did not die from any cancer caused by smoking.

Just remember Mike Pence told the audience there were three things which constituted the basis of his life: Being a Christian, a Conservative, and a Republican. Here is a man seeking to become the Vice President of the United States  of America and does not place being an AMERICAN as among the most important factors in his life!

OFF WITH HER HEAD!!

Chris Christie really got Republicans aroused into a fury by posing some questions such as:

‘Guilty or not guilty of allowing Boko Haram in Nigeria to kidnap over 200 girls and reduce them to sexual slavery?”

Response: GUILTY

“Guilty or not guilty of closing down the George Washington Bridge?”

Response: GUILTY

“Guilty or not guilty of forcing a complete halt to road construction in the state of New Jersey?”

Response: GUILTY
“Guilty or not guilty of deliberately sabotaging the speech of Mrs. Trump?”

Response: GUILTY

“Guilty or not guilty of preventing the Chicago Cubs from winning a world series-she is from Chicago?”

Response: GUILTY

“Guilty or not guilty of making England leave the EU?”

Response: GUILTY

“Guilty or not guilty of why Jesus has not returned to the  planet Earth?”

Response: GUILTY

 

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

In fairness to Melania Trump, at least one Trump actually reads intelligent written pieces of work.

Ben Carson insists God will “turn away” from we humans if we don’t behave correctly, sounds like God is a petulant guy.

I await a Republican speaker urging gun nuts to blast away at Hillary.

I suspect it will be a long time until Jesus comes back to this hate filled world.

Republicans should urge each member of the party to adopt a real, genuine, black person for few months.

Hillary Clinton should select a fighter like Elizabeth Warren,  but she will prefer some “safe’ person.

Am  I the only person who wonders about the dresses worn by Melania Trump? They sure look strange and ill fitted.

Sheriff Clarke, One Tough Guy

Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke has become the black voice of the Republican party. He recently appeared on the Don Lemon show on CNN, and proceeded to tear to pieces Lemon because he had the nerve to wonder if at any time a cop made the wrong decision. “I’ve been watching this for a few years.I’ve predicted this anti-police rhetoric sweeping the country has found  some hateful things inside of people, that are now playing themselves  off on American police officials.”

He denied claims by Lemon that a single cop has violated the law or has unjustly killed an unarmed black male. Naturally, Sheriff Clarke was a featured speaker a the Republican convention. In the old days, we termed Clarke either a “house nigger” or an Uncle Tom. Yes, many innocent and hard working cops are being unfairly blamed for the actions of a few black males. The best way to avoid police deaths is to prosecute the minority of cops who break the law!

Turkey, Nation Doomed

Since becoming, first the prime minister, and then the President of Turkey, Recep Erdogan has increasingly gained complete control of the nation. A democracy increasingly has become the personal domain of Recep Erdogan. A group of Army officers attempted to overthrown the president, and the coup was crushed. Nearly 20,000 people, army officers, lawyers, judges,government officials, and journalists have been arrested. The days of democracy in Turkey are getting fewer and fewer.

Much as we wish a real revolution could have swept Erdogan from power,its defeat bodes well for the world. A successful coup would have transformed Turkey into a giant Syria mess. Once this civil war began, millions of Turks would have attempted to enter the EU causing chaos and allowing right wing fanatics to gain power in France, Italy, Hungary and Poland. It would have been the end of the European Union. Alas, people of Turkey, the failure  of the coup avoided an even greater tragedy.

Chris Christie–Voice of Support

As you may or may not remember, Chris Christie was among the original group seeking the Republican party nomination for president. So, who else but Chris can make a case for Donald Trump?

“You know, some guys would be upset because some red headed loud guy stole the Republican nomination from me. There is no question that I, and I  mean, I, am the most qualified person to become president. Good lord they love me so much in New Jersey–wait a second, what the heck do I do in New Jersey? Oh, I am the governor. Anyway, my support there is now 25% because most Jersey folks want me to become president.

Oh, I was speaking about my master, ha, ha, I just call him that because Donald has a great, and, I mean,  a great sense of humor. Anyway, when I was lost and forlorn having been knocked out of the Republican primary, who but Donald reached out to me with a  position that restored my self respect.He made me his OFFICIAL, and I mean, Official, valet in charge of all cleaning around the house. In addition, he allows me to stand behind him during his speeches, and I don’t even have to smile. And, I, and I mean, I, am the one who shines his shoes, and arranges his wardrobe! God bless Donald Trump, the man who loves people, and knows how to make them feel wanted!”