I had an opportunity today to chat with Joe Smith, a God-fearing, gun-toting red white and blue Christian American who believes that if the world wants end ISIS, send in the NRA.
Me: So, Joe, tell me why the world needs the NRA today?
Joe: Damn it Fred, look at what happened in Paris the other day. No such slaughter would ever occur in NRA Texas.
Me: Please explain, Joe.
Joe: If everyone in Paris belonged to the NRA and was toting their gun, boom boom would have gone their weapons, and doom doom would have gone the terrorists.
Me: So, a people armed are a people safe?
Joe: Damn right, Fred. NO Muslim terrorist is going to step foot in any county in America which has NRA guns. We will blast those damn Mooslims to their hell!
Me: Would any innocent folk get hit during the shoot-out?
Joe: If you got your gun and are blasting away the only dude who gets killed is the dude from Arabia!
Me: So, what lesson do we learn from Paris?
Joe: Always, and I mean, always carry a gun with you, to the concert hall, to a restaurant, to school, to church, heck, even your own home! Damn it, can you trust your wife or the kids??