Category Archives: Christianity

General Cruz To Rescue

I am a graduate of City College of New York which in no way has the stature of the Ivy League. Ted Cruz attended two Ivy League institutions including Harvard  Law School. So, who am I to question the intelligence of this allegedly bright young man? After all, Ted has incredible fascinating proposals on how to win the war in Syria against the dreaded ISIS beasts. He sent the co-chair of his campaign to SYRIA in order to check on what is happening. Dick Black met with officials of the Syrian government since who else could clarify the situation?

Dick and Ted now believe the United States should support the regime of President Assad! Of course,  any idiot who never went to an Ivy League school knows that President Assad is the cause of this conflict, but, then again, Ted is a brilliant graduate of the Harvard Law School so how can anyone question his ideas? Then again, Ted just announced that if he ran for President, he would select Carly Fiorina as his running mate! I wonder why he did not choose Sara Palin?

Only In Oklahoma!

During the past thirty years we Americans have witnessed the emergence of people who inhabit the southern climes of our nation who apparently view the world through a different lens than that of normal humans on this planet. In a UNANIMOUS decision of the Oklahoma State Criminal Appeals Court, justices ruled that teen age girl who was drunk was NOT raped when the boy had oral sex with her. This  girl was with a boy who got her completely drunk and her alcohol level was .34.

The boy claimed that she had consented to sex while dead drunk and the justices agreed that since she had consented, regardless of being unconscious, the it did not fall under the category of rape. Ah, to be in Oklahoma, where the winds sweep across its plains and boys rape girls who are unconscious and dead drunk!

Let’s Play Cards

Donald Trump is sick and tried of the bitch from New York playing that woman card. He is angry because  this broad has stacked the deck so he cannot get a wining hand in the fame of women  Poker. So, we decided to present some card games that might interest Donald:

A game of Trump You which consists of Donald having all the cards and you  only get those he decides.

“Ace  in the Hole.” I get all the votes of those with Giant Pricks  and you get all those with small peckers.

He wants to play with a Royal Flush which consists of playing with a game of Poker with Jeb Bush and Rick Perry, guess who always loses?

Of course, Hillary wants to play the game of  who has the Women Card by pushing for higher pay for women, child care and paid maternity  leave.

Of course no one wants to play Poker with Ben Carson since he has the most difficult poker hand to decipher.

A popular game for Donald is throwing the deck of cards on the floor so Chris Christie can get on his knees and pick them up.

No Guns For Mentally Disabled?

There is a movement even among some in the NRA to deny the right for a gun to those with records of mental disability. Frankly, I believe this is now confirmation the NRA has been captured by liberals seeking to over turn the US Constitution. If people are to be denied their 2nd Amendment right, how about?

1. Those who want to have America go to war. If they really want a war they must volunteer to fight if they want the right to have a gun.

2. Any cop  who can’t hit a standing target by a shot to the leg. No gun!

3. Any and all convicted for at  least one for a  drug offense. No gun!

4. Hillary Clinton because she wants to take OUR guns from us!

5. Anyone who confesses they will vote for Donald Trump since this is clear evidence of a mental disability.

6. Bernie Sanders, since he does not know how to shoot straight on the issue of guns for all.

7. John Kasich since he is so busy balancing budgets he has no time for gun practice out on the range.

Hillary Vs Donald

Each passing primary day makes clearer and clearer that Hillary Clinton will be facing one another this fall. So, how should Hillary handle the raving mouth?

1.Refust to take his bait and argue over personalities.

2. If he says, Benghazi, respond with the story of 240 US Marines killed by Muslim terrorists in Lebanon when Reagan was president and pose to Donald: “Mr.Trump, do you believe we need a committee to indict the dead president. After all, it happened on his watch?

3. Play ads which simply replay his comments about women.

4. Never, ever, raise your voice when with him. Let him do the shouting.

5. Discuss the millions of jobs created by exports.

6. Every so often just stare with contempt when you gaze at him.

7. Demand that he specify exactly which jobs are coming back from China.

8. Repeatedly note the fact that more Hispanics leave America than enter it.

9. Demand that he outline the specifics of his Middle East foreign policy.

The Presumptive President

Donald Trump announced on national TV that he is the “presumptive presidential candidate” of the Republican party and it is time to focus on the bitch of New York, one Hillary Clinton. I overheard Donald talking with angry voters.

Mike: Mr. Trump, I  lost my job in the steel plant,will you bring back our jobs?

Donald: MIke, not only am I getting your job back from Chinese, I am going to make certain that you have a great job making shirts and pants. From now on, these items will be made in the USA! And, think of the pay when you make shirts!!

Mary: Mr. Trump,I lay awake each night worrying if some Mexican rapist will defile my body.How will you protect us?

Donald: First Mary,there will be a  wall, and not just any old wall, but the highest and biggest and greatest wall ever made that will keep the rapists in Mexico raping Mexican women. And, furthermore, YOU will be able to get those jobs these rapists work at when they are not our raping–picking fruit and vegetables and caring for children.

David Goldstein: Mr. Trump Obama and the Democrats hate Israel.What will President Trump do in the Middle East to protect Israel?

Donald: I love the Jews. I adore Israel. In fact, if I was not born Christian, I would be over in Israel wiping out those Muslims.Man, would I ever build a wall in Israel. I will double the size of any walls built by Prime Minister Netanyahu. And, just remember that my grandson is a Jew. No one loves Jews more than me!

Life In Chicagoland

For those of us who live in Chicago or within proximity to the city, it is a good news day when only one person is shot to death. Since the beginning of the year over 150 people have been shot to death. The other day –yes in one day– TEN people were shot and two of them died. Let’s be frank, these shootings are in black and Hispanic neighborhoods and the shooters and victims are from these two groups. In plain English, as long as though those being shot are black or Hispanic, the rest of Illinois does not keep a damn. So, what has to be done?

1. Much as I dread what I am writing, we need the National Guard to take over a few neighborhoods and just shut them down for five months.

2. It is time to recognize that hiring black or Hispanic policemen will not in itself result in lower crime. Most within a few months adapt the attitude that  a cop is a cop and a cop does what other cops do.

3. There is need for a new set of cops. How about training and hiring cops from areas of high crime? At least they know who are the bad guys.

At least give people in neighborhoods with high crime a five month vacation in a peaceful Chicago.

Just Another Cop Talks

For many  years I had the opportunity to teach members of the St. Louis police force. Most of these men and women were intelligent, pleasant, and felt proud of their job working to ensure the safety of people. Frankly, I never came across any nut cases, but these days, it is difficult to get through the day without another example of some rogue cop who has a been with those who come from minority groups.

San Francisco police officer, Jasen Lai proved once again that some idiot cops don’t know when to keep their mouth shut. He decided to do some texting:

“I hate the beaner, but I think the nig is worse.”

‘Indians are disgusting.’

“Burn down the Walgreen and and kill the bums”

At  least there is no indication that Jasen Lai  has no gripes against .Asians.

No More Death To Israel

President Rouhani of Iran has decided to remove the slogan–Death To Israel–from missiles in the Iranian armed forces. How about some new slogans on missiles?

1. Ted Cruz–Whee, I am carpet bombing YOU!

2. Bernie Sanders: –It cost $15 million which should be used to pay off student loans!

3. Hedge Fund managers: Come back and I can invest you and make gobs of money.

4. Donald Trump–head for the border with Mexico and blast the rapists!

5. NRA– I want to make certain every American has his own missile at home to take out intruders!

6. John Kasich: Don’t leave, I have to balance the budget.

7. Ben Carson– I wonder what you do?

8. Mike Huckabee– I will say a prayer to help you on your way serving God.

9. Rand Paul–Don’t go, don’t explode, just stay out of trouble.

10.Bibi Netanyahu– go anywhere but my West Bank.

Wh Owns The eWest?

There is one consistent pattern to ideas presented byRepublicans about the history of America–it is apparent that reading about the past is now allowed if one is a member of the Republican Party. Ammon Bundy who led the seizure of federal land in Oregon when he along with his buddies took over a Federal area  reserved for the protection of wild life, now insists there is a new interpretation of American history. He claims the US Constitution “never meant western land belonged to the federal government since the purposes for the federal government were among things, defense, trade, and to settle disputes between states.”

As I recall it was Republican President Theodore Roosevelt who began the concept of National Parks. Ammon, the idea  of National Parks came from the REPUBLICAN PARTY! The Federal government in 1786, since it owned land in what was then the Northwest Territory set aside land for colleges. And, so on and so on… Read a fucking history boo!k