Donald Trump is blessed with a horde of kids, after all, he was married three times. His darling daughter, Ivanka offered some words of praise for dad.
My father thinks big, after all he only marries women with big boobs!
My father cares about women, that’s why he has had three wives. Can Hillary beat that with three husbands?
My dad listens to people who offer advice, he DOES accept the electrician who says there is need for a new light bulb.
My dad cares about Hispanics, he even hires illegals to save money.
My dad loves children, heck, he keeps on producing them into his sixties.
My dad worked hard to become a millionaire. After all, he only began with two million.
My dad listens to every cab driver and trusts them to get him to the right place.
My dad cares about sex deviants, he will even piss with them.
Just remember, I love my dad, and he even gave me a high paying job!