We decided to venture into the mind of Rudy Giuliani, a man who expected great things from Donald Trump only to be disappointed. “Does that guy know who I am,I am Rudy Giuliani, the man who single handedly saved New York City on 9/11. Man, I walked the streets, daring them Muslim guys to try something when Rudy was awake and ready to blast them to hell. Without my incredible courage, who knows what other mayhem would occur on 9/11? And, that red headed jerk doesn’t think I’m the best person to be Secretary of State, or at least Attorney General. I got guts, I got brains, I got the reputation of being the guy who saved America on 9/11. And, what does he do, insults me, pats me on the back, and shows me the door. I am the Rudy man, the bravest guy in the whole world. Who the heck would first tell the media I wanted a divorce before I told my wife? Only, Rudy! The hell with him, the hell with his family. At least I don’t go around saying my daughter is a “nice piece of ass.” Me, I got a sense of morality, only divorced two times. The hell with all of them.Me, back to making millions with my speeches about how I saved New York City!”
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There is a tradition for presidents of the United States of America, and that has to do with each November attending the annual Army vs Navy football game. It is unclear at this point as to whether or not Donald Trump, among his other fantastic achievements in life was a fantastic football player in high school or college. Anyway, our president was asked what he thought about the teams. Usually, of course, when one writes, usually, it refers to a president making some sort of compliment to the players.
But, this is the era of Trump. His response to the question was: “I loves the armed forces. I mean I don’t know if this game is necessarily the best football, but they have spirit.” Navy is ranked 25th in the nation as a football team. Both teams are going to bowl games. Yes, Donald, you ‘love the armed forces,” which is the reason you got four draft deferments so you could fight the battle of TITS in Park Avenue bedrooms.
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