Recent discoveries of a 7000 year old farm site reveal that our dear old ancestors were just a bunch of terrorists who did’t give a damn if the enemy was composed of women and children. The farm site contained the skeletons of 26 adults and children. There was evidence many had been tortured before death. So, what does this mean for we modern humans?
1. We humans just enjoy murdering the hell out of our enemies.
2. Beat another is justification for murdering the other.
3. They were using bows and arrows 7,000 years ago, pretty modern, if you ask me.
Republican leaders upon hearing the news immediately blamed this slaughter on the weak policies of President Obama. He just does not know how to handle terrorists. Donald promised, if and when elected, he will take care of these murderers.
When Marco Rubio was asked to comment about this scientific discovery, he responded: “I’m no scientist.”