Category Archives: Christianity

Geert Gets Going Hatefully

Geert Wilders has been around for over a decade in the Netherlands with his fight to preserve the purity of his nation from the influx of those Muslims. His approach is to draw pictures of Muhammad or to use cartoons in order to arouse hate and anger from Muslims.For one reason or another Muslim leaders play into his hate drama. Geert now has turned to the idea of freedom of speech as the center of his desire to get Muslim leaders going bonkers about some silly cartoon.

Muslim leaders have yet to grasp that Geert is the Ted Cruz of Holland. Pay attention to his hate and he loses making the 6:00 o’clock news. There are times to ignore those whose desire is arousing the hate that may lurk in human hearts. Let him draw and draw and eventually he will not draw any attention.


I tuned in to Fox News in order to learn about their handling of the horrific news from Charleston, South Carolina where a 21 year old man entered a Black church and murdered nine people. As he blasted away, Dylan Roof shouted,”you rape our women, you’re taking over our country. You have to go.” So, he shot six black women and there black men. I was informed by Fox News commentators that we should not get into any talk about–RACISM- since this young man was engaged in a war against Christians. Race had nothing to do with the shootings.

Let me get this straight, Dylan Roof drove past a few dozen white churches and halted at the famous BLACK African Methodist Episcopalian Church because he hated Christians. According to Fox News, this shooting is simply part of the war against Christianity which we all know was begun by the Muslim in the White House. How do these people on Fox News sleep at night? What exactly do they tell their children? Yes, Dylan Roof is sick, but his sickness is not as serious as the one suffered by those on Fox News.

Climate Change Wars!

Before getting into this story I must confess that I am not a scientist and therefore obtain my science news from blond haired women onFox News. They may not be scientists,but they can read the cards that are displayed to assist the ignorant to pretend to know something about everything. Joseph Kurtz, Archbishop of Louisville, announced that Catholics have a responsibility to help save this planet, the one that Jesus came to bring peace and love to. He hailed the encyclical issued by the notorious LIBERAL, Pope Francis, which made clear what over 95% of real scientists have been saying–humans are altering the climate on this planet.

“It’s our marching orders for advocacy. It really brings a new urgency to us.”He was joined by Reverend Canon Sally who said: “I really think it will change enough minds to get the critical mass we need to get our house in order and cut greenhouse emissions.” Of course, the real scientists in the Republican party know that climate always changes. So, why the rush? It rains one day and the sun shines the next. They understand about this topic, after all, they listen to the scientists on Fox News!

Let’s Play Dixie One More Time

The day that Confederate General Robert E. Lee surrendered to Union General Grant, a crowd gathered at the White House to cheer Abraham Lincoln. He turned to a band and said: “Please play Dixie,” the battle song of the Confederates. He hoped that treatment of those who had rebelled against the government and killed over 300,000 Union soldiers would set the nation on a road to reconciliation. There are still many people in the South who adore Confederates, those who, technically, were traitors to this land.The Sons of Confederate Veterans-SCV- wanted to adorn their automobiles with a license plate that shouted love of Confederates. After all, why not proclaim love for those who killed 300,000 loyal Americans and sought to continue slavery?

A Supreme Court 5-4 decision said the state of Texas could ban such license plates. “Texas speciality license plate designs constitute government speech,and thus Texas was entitled to refuse issuing plates featuring SVC proposed design.” For some reason the leading Conservative on the Supreme Court, ever silent Clarence Thomas, came out for suppressing these bigots.

Stay Away From My Land!

There is one idea that is at the bottom of the list of concerns for Vladimir Putin. He does not like any soldiers from any land getting too close to his land. Of course,it is OK for Vladimir to send his troops across the Russian border into Ukraine or to send gobs of weapons of destruction to rebels in that land, but he will not tolerate event the mention of NATO troops getting close to the border of Mother Russia. When he heard that America was sending military weapons to store in east European nations, the Supreme Leader of Russia sent a message of defiance.

“We may be forced to arm our forces at those territories from where the threat comes..It is NATO that is moving towards our border and we aren’t moving anywhere.” I assume the dead Russian bodies of soldiers found in Ukraine were simply placed there by NATO criminals. I also wonder why Putin has yet to “arm our forces.” For God’s sake they are soldiers, aren’t they always armed?

“Stay away from my land,
Go play in your band,
If not, then I will have to
wave my wand and make you go away!”

With God On My Side

As one gazes around the world just about every leader, secular or religious, insists that God is on his side about any issue that is on the table for discussion. Muslim terrorists insists that God told them to murder women and children since God wants any and all bad people to die. I assume that means God needs a lot more bodies up in Heaven, or, perhaps he wants the Devil to get overwhelmed by the influx of untold millions of bodies to work the furnaces of Hell. All I know is that Tea Party members insist that God is on their side in protecting those with wealth from SOCIALISTS bent on taking from the rich to give to the poor.

Name the crime, name the brutality,name the desire for hate and violence, and those uttering these words insist that GOD IS ON MY SIDE. For some reason after creating the world and creating human life, God now wants these creations to no longer exist. I guess God just got tired of what he has made. On the other hand, if God is on my side He will stop the next war and He will stop the next brutality. Now,that would be a God worthy of our love.

Jeb VS Pope Francis

Jeb Bush wants to make it clear to the voters of America,”I am no scientist.” Jeb Bush wants to make it perfectly clear to any Catholics that he is a devout Catholic, unlike that dude in the Vatican. In response to the encyclical that Pope Francis is issuing pertaining to climate change, Jeb Bush is issuing his own statement to Catholics all over the world. “I hope I’m not going to get castigated for saying this by my priest back home,butI don’t get economic advice from bishops or cardinals or my Pope. I think religion ought to be about making us better as people endless about things that end up getting into the political realm.”

Jeb, if climate changes impacts the world, it does impact those who are Catholic. I trust you understand that Jesus devoted his life to issues concerning economics. Just read his statement about the rich and the poor. Believe it or not,the guy who founded Catholicism, was on the side of poor people!

Jeb Stands In Front Of Bush!

Theere is good news in America today. Jeb Bush has decided to offer his profound insights to the American People with promises that once another Bush is in place, security and prosperity will return to this land just as it did the last time we supported having a Bush in hand. Jeb noted that the “progressive agenda” has demonstrated failure. Yes, he is right. There are now 12 million Americans who have lost the opportunity to utilize the Emergency Room and are condemned to go to a doctor’s office! Jeb noted that as Governor of Florida he cut taxes. As I recall, his brother cut taxes and we went from a debt of about $3 trillion to one that was nearly ten trillion when he left office.

Oh well, Jeb continues insisting that our beloved Wall Street folks have only one thought in mind–how to trickle down jobs and wealth to those below. OK, so thanks to the other Bush we now have half those who graduate from college unemployed,underemployed or living with dad and mom. See, Jeb believes in family values. A family that lives together and prays together is jut one group of happy folk. They devote Sunday to offering prayers for the health and welfare of those who work on Wall Street.

Hi Donald!

Well, the event of the century has finally happened. Donald Trump announced that he is seeking the presidency. I was completely absorbed listening to his comments about why people should vote for him. We finally have an honest Republican seeking the highest office in the land.Let me review what Donald told American voters:

1. I have ten billion dollars, how many other Republicans can match my dough!

2. I own many important buildings such as Trump Tower.

3. I just sold my apartment for $15 million to someone from China. I assume this means he knows how to make money off the Chinese.

4. He also promised to control our border with Mexico and prevent those wetbacks from taking jobs away from Americans who are dying to pick peaches.

The good news is we now have a Republican candidate who does NOT have to suck up to Sheldon Adelson.

His announcement was greeted with joy by every comedian in America. They can pull out their Trump file and laugh away the time.

Recep The Great

Turkish President Recep Erdogan enjoys having conversations with the Great Leader of Russia, one Vladimir Putin. The other day he arranged to have Vladimir come over for a cup of coffee, and he waited, and he waited and he waited. Finally, Vladimir decided to head over to the hotel and meet with the man who so desires to run Turkey in the same manner as Vladimir runs Russia. Following was the conversation:

V: So, how goes it my friend?
E: I had an election and instead of gaining 95% of the vote, I wound up with 41%.
E: Yes, the opposition parties all together received 59%.
V: What kind of election was this? How can one only receive 41%? That has never occurred in Mother Russia.
E: So, how do you always win by such large margins?
V: Simple, decided BEFORE the election what you will receive and ensure that is the final vote?
E: But, what if the opposition receives votes?
V: Who ever heard of an opposition receiving votes that I had not planned?
E: You mean that you fix elections?
V: Of course, that is what we mean by a free election. All are able to vote. I decide the outcome.That is what we term a free election in Mother Russia.
E: Gee whiz, you are a Great Leader, I hope one day to be as wise and Great as you!