Category Archives: Christianity

Trump Apologizes, I Think

By now, most Americans have seen or read about the video in which Donald Trump explains, discusses,  boasts about his attitude toward women. We have an exclusive interview with Mister Trump.

“I don’t know the fuck what this ruckus is about. Look, any real American guy likes to talk about broads he would like to lay or those he has already laid. So, I mentioned wanting to grab a pussy, so what the fuck is so wrong about that! Unlike, most guys who wanted to become president, I am the ONLY one who,not only likes to fuck, but can fuck just about any broad in the place.

Hell, they get upset at me, what about Bill Clinton, what about the guy who can’ keep his prick in his pants. I am not like Bill Clinton, I take out my prick and use it every night, and a hell of a lot of days. Hell, I even want to hump my own daughter. This country needs a MAN, a real MAN, not another pussy like Bill Clinton. OK, so I apologize. Big deal. Frankly, why the hell  must I  apologize for talking and acting like a REAL MAN?

What kind of leader do Americans want, a MAN who can do it any time, any place, or some pussy little weak broad like Hillary. Be honest, would you like to fuck Hillary? OK, my family says, ‘apologize,’  big deal. So, I apologize, but just wait until Sunday when I go after the ugly, fat, Hillary Clinton. Man, I will take Bill Clinton and rip him to pieces. Then see, who the American people want, a weak, frankly, ugly, woman or  a he-man like me?

When I stand up for America, a part of me also stands up. Just remember, that I  am the  only man who ran for the presidency who made out with broads in every place, at every times, and they LOVED IT! Name one guy who loved fucking Hillary, heck her husband had to find a woman to satisfy his penis needs. Me, it’s the penis which asks me to go into action!”


We offer observations on the human condition from a 26 year old mind trapped in an 86 year old body.


These days spout hatred calmly, and people cheer at your demeanor

Thousands will die in the coming months in Syria while the world ignores it.

Fox News is the anti news source, there is only ONE view on this thing called a news source.

Rudy Giuliani can not speak without shouting.

I await the ignorant Donald Trump speaking calmly.

I wonder if ANY Republican has a single intelligent economic idea to advocate.

I await the preacher insisting Hurricane Matthew is God’s  PUNISHMENT.

The Fox News War

I was raised in a world without Fox News when major TV stations endeavored to report the news without making this task connected to assisting any political party in their quest to win elections. Fox News altered the entire concept of a news agency, their only goal in life was to further the interests of the Republican party. Rupert Murdoch, an IMMIGRANTAustralia came to this nation and established an entity that was contrary to the fundamental beliefs of the American creed.

Megyn Kelly and Sean Hannity, two Fox News “stars” are now in a conflict. Megyn Kelly did the unpardonable, according to Fox News standards. She made a critical comment about BOTH Trump and Clinton for failure to take questions from reporters who might not agree with them. Sean Hannity interpreted her comments as betraying the fundamental meaning of Fox News which is to ONLY further the goals of the Republican party. Megyn Kelly insisted her goal as a TV reporter was to be rough on ALL candidates.

I wonder if Megyn Kelly is long for her career on Fox News. At least Roger Ailes is no longer around to make comments  on her physical body rather than on her mind.

Goodbye Syria

Since the opening days of rebellion against the dictatorship of President Assad in Syria, there has been blood flowing in the streets of Syria. The growing numbers of dead has progressed year after year until when we see a new number, our minds are so numbed that we ignore it, and go on with  our evening meal. One day it is a hundred thousand dead, the next month it is two hundred thousand dead, and now it appears Russian, Syrian and other allies of  Assad are ready to give the final blow to wipe out the Syrian people who oppose Assad.

Russian planes are ready to completely demolish any and all rebel forces currently in the eastern section of the city of Aleppo. They will bomb,they will destroy,they will wipe out any and all rebel forces. Reality, we Americans are so consumed about the latest nonsense of Trump/Pence, we pay no attention to what is happening in the death throes of the Syrian people. Here today, all gone tomorrow!

Ted Cruz Calls For Trump

We have been given permission to listen as Ted Cruz makes phone calls for Donald Trump.

“Hi,I’m Ted Cruz calling for Donald Trump. Oh, that stuff I said about him during the debates,  heck, I’m  from Texas, you know how we people like to say things.

Hi, I’m Ted Cruz soliciting your vote for Donald Trump. Oh, that stuff about my dad being involved in the killing of John Kennedy, I agree with Donald that I can’t prove he didn’t do it.And, of course this all happened before I  was born.

Hi, I’m Ted  Cruz calling for Donald Trump. Ha, ha, so I said Donald was a liar, and Donald was ignorant. I confess, I have  told some lies in my life, so have you, and I would vote for you!

Hi,I’m Ted Cruz calling for Donald Trump. Oh, that stuff about my wife, OK, so she is not the gorgeous model that Melania is, of course, I can’t say that I am a handsome guy.

Hi, I’m Ted Cruz calling for Donald Trump. Oh, you are some Mexican, I really can not continue  this conversation, after all you  might be one of those drug lords or rapists!”

Things To Blame On Hillary

Republican candidates share one issue regardless of whether they like the other r person or not, Hillary Clinton is responsible for:

1.  Hurricane Matthew, there was no such hurricane prior to her becoming Secretary of State.

2. The New York Mets lost their shot at the playoff, they are from New York, she was the Senator from New York. Do the math.

3. Kim Kardashian did something,and she denies it, so, who else to blame?

4. There is conflict in Iraq, she was a Secretary  of State, that person is responsible for foreign policy. One plus one equals two.

5. Donald Trump lost his temper in the Debate, who other than Hillary caused it?

6. Cops get shot, Hillary Clinton says  bad things about cops,so who else is responsible for their deaths!

7.  Ivanka Trump ended her friendship with Chelsea Clinton, it is the fault of Hillary Clinton.

8. Bill Clinton fucked women, he is married to Hillary, so this proves Hillary fucked women.

9. There was a train wreck in New Jersey, it is now certain the engineer was so angry at Crooked Hillary, that he lost his composure.

10.Now,about the hordes of Mexican rapists and murderers, ……..


We offer observations on the human condition from a 26 year old mind trapped in an 86 year old body.


Tim Kaine does not know the difference between cutting someone to pieces with calm words from  using a hatchet.

Americans dislike boorishness, sorry, Tim.

Hillary Clinton is ahead in this race DESPITE her efforts to  fall behind.

There is sadness in the inability of Bill Clinton to have a  great voice these days.

I am constantly baffled as to how the class idiot, Gary Johnson, is running for president.

If Donald Trump discovered a penny on the ground, he would shout to the world that he is a Great Businessman!

In my nightmares, I sure don’t dream of losing a billion dollars.

I wonder what is the average wage of those working for Trump enterprises.

Israel All Over!

The state of Israel was created by the United Nations in 1948. At the same time, the UN allocated land for Palestinians although  there was not at that time an independent nation of Palestine. During the ensuing seventy years the conflict as to how  an independent nation of Palestine has been an important issue. White House spokesperson, Josh Earnest noted after an announcement that Israel would once again construct more housing –for Jews- on land allocated to Palestinians: “We did receive public assurances from the Israel government that contradicts this announcement.”

These new Jewish settlements are being constructed deep in the West Bank, and far closer to the Jordan border than that of Israel. The settlements effectively divide the West Bank and make the possibility of a viable Palestinian state difficult to achieve.

Forgotten People–Refugees

I am old enough to recall when, not thousands, but millions of people were refugees in Europe. World War II created the necessity for millions of people to leave one area that was once their home, and flee to another since their home was now part of a different nation. Today, hundreds of thousands are leaving the Middle East, and parts of Africa in search of  a new life. Ironically,  fewer and fewer people are moving from Mexico, despite the hysteria created by Donald Trump and fear mongers.

So, what happened when MILLIONS were refugees. I guess since so many people fell into that category, there was recognition of the need to do something. Frankly, most of them did not have any nation to return to. There were at least a million Jews who had survived the Holocaust, and the thought of returning to areas of Europe where their former neighbors had aided the Nazis made it impossible to return. So, wha to do today?

1. Europe and the US have to invest billions in the Middle East and Africa to develop jobs.

2. There is need for major water development projects to deal with decline in rainfall.

3. There is need for a regulated, reasonable number of refugees for each country in Europe and the US and Canada. Actually, Canada already is accepting Syrians.

4.How about each college in America sponsoring ten refugee students with free scholarships and room and board?

Just DO something!

What If Jesus Returned?

The other night, having nothing else to do, my mind wandered into the topic of what would Jesus think if he suddenly found himself in the 21st century. After all, the little Jewish Rabbi sort of went underground about two thousand years ago. So, here he is in the year, 2016.

1. I wonder what those buildings are with the name of Christianity? I guess they are named after someone called, Christianity. Gee, sounds a lot like my name.

2. Good Lord, these people seem to really enjoy killing one another.

3. Donald Trump, an interesting red headed man who shouts and insults people because of the color of their skin, gee, I am from the Middle East, I guess he thinks a dark skinned man like me is a rapist.

4. They keep on citing my name as they murder people, how did I  get associated with these murderers?

5. I thought I once made clear my feelings toward the wealthy and how hard it would be for them to get into heaven, honest, I didn’t mean you could buy  your way in.

6. How can I explain that I am a human just like them, honest, I did have a human dad!

7. I feel like crying seeing those pictures of children in ancient Syria being killed, makes me long for the good old days of Egyptian rule.

8. Adam and Eve must feel regrets for what they began.