Category Archives: Islam

Roger Ailes Leaves

Roger Ailes has been forced to retire as head of Fox News,  much to the chagrin of Donald Trump. “He’s a very good person. I’ve always found him to be a nice, nice person. A lot of people are thinking he’s the guy to run my campaign.” Mr.Ailes basically created For News. Of course, the word, “news”somehow does not reflect how “news” is reported on Fox News. In order to report “news” on Fox News, one should be:

1. A young blond haired woman who looks clean and nice. But, not too sexy.

2. Accept any and all ideas of Rupert Murdoch.

3. Always precede the word,”Clinton” with either, ‘crooked’ or ‘pervert.’

4. Cops are always right and anyone who complains is on the side of murderers.

5. Democrats hate America, and guess who loves, America

6. Rich people are job creators–that is their only concern.

7. Cut taxes to reduce deficits.

The latest count reveals at least ten women have complained that Roger was a sexual molester. Now,you know why Donald likes him.

Christian Terrorists Strike!

It has now become the norm in the media to cite religions of those who commit terrorist attacks. It is aways, “Muslim terrorists.” But, for  some reason that designation is not employed when describing other terrorist events. No one says,
“Christian Nazis” nor “Buddhist Chinese” or “Christians slaughter over 800,000 in Rwanda. So,  this is our report on a recent terrorist attack in Florida:

“Christian terrorists slaughtered two people and wounded seventeen during an attack in Fort Myers, Florida. We have yet to learn the final total of this terrorist attack on innocent Americans.”

Of course, no one ever refers to “Jewish Israelis murdering Palestinians.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 2 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

The last words of Hillary Clinton will be: thank God,no more emails!

Debbie Wasserman is a selfish egotist with great pride in being an idiot.

Perhaps, some Republican might explain who and what David Duke is to the great ignorant guy at the head of their ticket.

Once upon a time in American politics political leaders discussed issues,these days they are only concerned about who wrote what.

Donald Trump is NOT a racist. Proof? He had a Muslim imam give a benediction, and at least 20 of the 2,400 delegates were black folks.

Mystery of life–has Donald ever read ONE book on history or foreign relations?

Three hours of nonsense discussion on CNN about the Democrat emails!

Ivan should audition for a new TV series: “Bang,Bang, With Dad.”

Speech Ivanka Never Gave

This intrepid reporter was able to uncover remnants of a speech that Ivanka Trump intended to present, but for some reason, it never was given.

“My fahther is a wonderful man who is close to ordinary people. Each day he gives a warm,’hello’ to the doorman at Trump Towers. I have seen him on more than one occasion give the maid a nice warm touch on her rear end to express appreciation. He thanks the waitress who serves him, and as a reward, she gets her ass pinched. My fahther is a warm touching man who simply loves people.

OK, so some ask why my fahther never fought in Vietnam. Someone had to remain at home and bang the lonely wives, sweethearts and moms, didn’t they? Imagine the joy and hope he offered when they were afraid? I think that my fahther deserves credit for keeping love and sex alive when too many guys were off fighting. Oh, and he built homes and building to give people jobs, and with that money,they paid taxes to support the Vietnam War, so who else can we thank for that war?  Oh, and dad NEVER allowed himself to get captured like some Senator we know.

My fahther has always been concerned about Mexican immigrants. He hired them to work on his projects, and he paid them at least $5 an hour so they had money to send home and build things back in Mexico. MY fahther is responsible for the growth in the Mexican economy.

Now, some terrible people claim that my fahther supports Nazis like David Duke.   My fahther loves Jews, he urged me to marry a Jew so my child would inherit the Jewish ability to make money. You know how those Jews are– make a great deal and cheat the other guy. I guess in fairness, those same qualities came from my grandfather.

Anyway, I love my fahther and all he represents. Some go  bang, bang with guns, my fahther goes bang, bang with his penis. And, he loves all his children! So, vote for my fahther!!”

Why Kids Kill

Another mass killing, another ongoing debate as to why some 18 year old boy who was educated in German schools after coming from Iran decided to blast away at a mall and murder nine people. Ali Sonboly and family  immigrated from Iran and he spent his childhood in Germany, a nation that has accepted a few million people from the Middle East. After his murderous rampage in a mall and at McDonald’s, ‘experts’ are now discussing why he became a terrorist.

Class mates indicate that “at school, Ali was often  bullied by others and really unpopular.  He seemed to have  hardly any friends.” This description fits  the Columbine boys who murdered their class mates in Colorado. The difference this time is that Ali had opportunities to read books such as “Why Kids Kill” and to spend hours engaging in discussions with angry Muslims.

The reason kids kill is clear –they confronted lives in which they came to believe they were outsiders and it was time to get revenge.

 

 

 

 

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Surprised Donald did not take Rudy Giuliani, after all, he single-handedly saved New York after 9/11.

I await entrance of women who Donald sort of fucked around with.

So, evangelicals await the return of Jesus with one of America’s best fornicators!

The question Donald will never answer–HOW?

We believe in the right of everyone to have a gun, and then become shocked when they use the gun.

Ivanka loves her dad, but for some reason, not a word about her mom.

I am still concerned there were no words from the valet who works for Donald. How come?

We have shifted from worry about atomic bombs  to worry about one armed guy.

I wonder how many emails the average American deletes every day.

Someone should inform Chris Christie that he is still governor of New Jersey. All construction has stopped in the state, Chris, they need money!

Many Americans hate Wall Street powerful men, but for some reason, adore one of them for president.

I wonder if Donald purchases Power Ball tickets?

Three men mad about power: President Erdogan of Turkey, President Putin of Russia, and yet to be president Trump.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Dick Cheney is for Trump, what better reason to vote for Hillary?

I assume the Trump children are auditioning to run for public office.

Donald missed a career as a salesman pitching medicine that cures all ills.

In fairness to Donald, he definitely believes America is a white nation, and he loves it.

At least Ted Cruz has the balls to refuse licking boots.

Some day Chris Christie is actually going to spend some time in New Jersey, the state of which he is governor. At this moment, all road construction has ceased in the state–no allocation of money.

Sorry, I  apologize to Chris, it is all the fault of Hillary for halt in road construction.

Description of the audience– a sea of white faces.

Gee, these days I really miss the happy administration of George Bush.

According to Donald, it is midnight in an America enduring storms and hurricanes.

Donald On Trump

Ivanka talked for a half hour about her wonderful dad, Americans are now clear that he is loved by his daughter, you know, the  one he would like to bang. Anyway,the American people listened for over an hour to the dark times they are experiencing and the bright wonderful times they will encounter, if they just elect the man who is all doom and gloom.

Donald went on and on about FOUR people killed by illegal immigrants. If elected president, this horrific rate of death will end. Oh, he is going to build a WALL, a Great Wall, and the drug cartel are going to build a GREAT TUNNEL. Donald went on and on about the high tax rates in America. Fact check, the US has the lowest tax rates of any modern nation. Donald, in countries like Sweden or Denmark, they provide national health insurance, they provide decent support for the old and unemployed, and that costs money, which they spend, unlike the United States.

Cops are getting slaughtered this year.Fact: about 70 cops were killed last year and the death rate is the same this year. Anyway, as Republicans know,it is all the fault of President Obama for cops getting killed. And, when he lies about concern for their deaths, we know from his ‘body language’ that something is “going on.”

I listened to each and every word spoken by Donald Trump. There was not a single specific proposal –other than cut taxes- as to how he would solve any problem. When it comes to scaring the hell out of people, Donald is the voice of anger and fear, but when it comes to explaining how to solve problems, then Donald is the voice of anger and fear.

Anyone who believes angry words will solve problems, she definitely vote for Donald Trump. There is no doubt many Americans prefer fear and loathing to solving problems, which cost money.

OH, I did spot ONE black face in the audience.

Ivanka On Dad

Donald Trump is blessed with a horde of kids, after all, he was married three times. His darling daughter, Ivanka offered some words of praise for dad.

My father thinks big, after all he only marries women with big boobs!

My father cares about women, that’s why he has had three wives. Can Hillary beat that with three husbands?

My dad listens to people who offer advice, he DOES accept the electrician who says there is need for a new light bulb.

My dad cares about Hispanics, he even hires illegals to save money.

My dad loves children, heck, he keeps on producing them into his sixties.

My dad worked hard to become a millionaire. After all, he only began with two million.

My dad listens to every cab driver and trusts them to get him to the right place.

My dad cares about sex deviants, he will even piss with them.

Just remember, I love my dad, and he even gave me a high paying job!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from the mind of a 25 year old man trapped in the body of an 85 year old man.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

No one, and I mean, no one, can out shout the anger of Rudy Giuliani!

Well, at least Ted Cruz got booed by Republicans, who else can match those boos at the convention?

Among the mysteries of my life is–which books has Ben Carson ever read?

Ultimate mystery of our time–can Donald come across as presidential?

I heard from Donald’s wife, his two sons, his daughter, but for some reason, not a word from his cook. Wonder why?

Just think, we now have to await the presidential run of Donald junior.

The crowd at the convention could easily have been the crowd at some ISIS beheading.