The entire world and most Muslims are getting tired of the chaos in the Middle East,Somalia, Libya and Nigeria. It is time to organize an all-Muslim World Cup on who is the best terrorist. Of course, participants would agree that the group which comes out on top, would become the acknowledged top dog in terrorism. Oops, I forgot that Muslims do not like dogs. How about the top guerrilla?
1. Naturally, there would be shooting contests. Of course, one team against the other team.Last man standing, wins.
2. We could have a contest in which teams compete in rocket firing.
3. How about which team that first destroys a city?
4. Of course a main feature would be which group can produce the most suicide bombers.
5. The finale would be which team that most quickly destroys itself!