Category Archives: Islam

Bibi Insults Holocaust Survivors!

Israel Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu insists that he alone is concerned about the state of Israel and he alone knows what is best for the Middle East. Yesterday, he compared the nation of Iran to the Nazis and made some connection to the Holocaust and modern Iran. This comparison insults every single person who was in the Holocaust. The Holocaust was the first human experience in which a government decided to murder every single person because of the circumstances of their birth. Every person who was born Jew was destined to be murdered by German troops. There were no exceptions, death was the FINAL SOLUTION. According to Bibi this definition can be applied to the government of Iran. He also claims that Iran considers itself the “master race.” Let us examine the record.

1. At no point since attaining control of the Iran government have its troops been sent to invade another country.

2. Iran was invaded by Iraq in 1980, but no murder of Iranian Jews then occurred.

3. Iran never used poison gas on any other people.

4. At present there are about 15,000 Jews in Iran and they have one member in its Parliament.

The nation of Israel since 1979 has invaded Lebanon, it has sent planes to destroy plants in Syria, it has invaded Gaza on several occasions.

The Iranian people are proud of their country but there is no case of Iranian leaders proclaiming they are a master race and there is no case of Iranian troops murdering Jews, let alone any other group of people.
We may disagree with Iran, but they are not led by Nazis!

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Take Education Seriously”

I will be testing for how students take education seriously.

Sweden, Local: “I’m On Antidepressants”

Barck Obama after a session with congressmen?

Canada, Toronto Star: “Don’t Freak Out”

Ted Cruz will not be the next president.

UK, Guardian: “Gunned Down In Cold Blood”

Is there any other way to handle a broken tail light violation?

Norway, Norway Post: “Curse Of God”

His creation of humans?

New Face In Republican Party

It was just a matter of time before Marco Rubio entered the race for president of the United States of America. He immediately made clear that this Cuban is a new face in this country and it is time to cease gazing at ancient relics of the past. “Too many of our leaders and their ideas are stuck in the twentieth century. Many have forgotten that when America fails to lead, global chaos inevitably follows, so they appease our enemies, betray our allies, and weaken our military.” Let me get this straight, here are some twentieth century ideas:

1. Social Security.

2. Medicare

3. Minimum wage laws.

4. Civil Rights Act.

5. Containment which led to end of the Soviet Union.

6. Roe vs Wade which gave women control over their bodies.

7. Medicaid which provided aid to poor people.

8. A few laws that protect the lives of children in need of food and shelter.

And, so on and so on.

I assume when Marco says Obama is betraying our allies, he means the current prime minister of Israel. Recent negotiations were in accord with our allies in Germany, France and England.

At this moment in time the budget for the United States military forces is larger than the next seven nations in the world. How much more does Marco want to give them??

News On Hillary Clinton Front

Once the evil woman who sends emails announced that she was running for president of our beloved land, Fox News swung into action in order to prove that if Americans want an evil person in the Oval office, then she is the one. We report breaking news about her recent activities.

1. She was seen in a Chipotle restaurant wearing dark glasses. Why the dark glasses?

2. She was not seen in the company of Bill Clinton. Does this indicate the end of their marriage?

3. She ate a burrito and had a glass of tea! At no point was she seen eating AMERICAN FOOD!

4. Neither her daughter nor her granddaughter were seen with her. Does this indicate a lack of love for children?

5. At no point in her statement about running for President did she indicate that God had urged this decision. Does she love God?

6. Then again, does God love her??

7. At no point in her statement did she express support for Bibi Netanyahu. Does this mean she hates Israel??

We will keep you informed about the Hillary Clinton front.

Attack Of Balloons

The nation of Turkey each day slides ever closer to a semi autocratic society in which President Recep Erdogan rules the roost and no one dares to question his decisions. Ironically, Erdogan attained power because most Turks were tired of being ruled by generals. He crushed the power of these military leaders and offered a new road to democracy. But, once in power, like so many other tin pot rulers, the man of last year decided to consolidate his authority and impose a new version of democracy. In his early days, Erdogan was a moderate Muslim, but even this has changed and creeping Muslim religion is slowly working its way through education systems.

The Turkish government has announced it is investigating a set of horrible terrorist actions that include, planting trees, inflating balloons, and dancing the halay, a traditional folk dance, that were done without official permission. Some of the balloons were placed on poles near the literature faculty of a university. What next, clowns in the streets–without official permission??

Orthodox Jews Join Orthodox Muslims!

Among the most amazing developments of the twenty first century has been the growth of orthodoxy within Judaism and the Islamic religion. Both faiths increasingly have returned to the idea of thousands of years ago and both insist that God commands them to do this or that. Both insist that women are not the equal of males and both insist there is need for certain clothing arrangements in our daily lives. Orthodox political groups now dominate Israel politics, which enables them to take over land on the West Bank because “God” wants Jews to spread out over the entire area that used to be known as Palestine. Only rabbis can marry people in Israel, and Jews are not supposed to fall in love with Muslims. Orthodoxy means that religion is a factor in making decisions within Israel or within Muslim lands.

Ironically, Israel was founded by secular Jews who believed that religion should not control the lives of ordinary people. Something has happened to modern humans since so many insist that religion is the dominating issue of their lives. Of course, this attitude is not that of modern young Americans except for so many modern Jewish youth and the crazies who are known as the Tea Party. With God on their side followers can now understand how to live, how to hate, and how to ignore the reality of life. Orthodoxy always means follow the narrow path of thinking.

Bill Maher Rants

Bill Maher is one of my favorite comics but he has a serious problem with those who are in the Muslim religion. Once aging, last night we heard him preach that the Muslim religion is filled with those who hate women, enjoy torture and murder and it is a backward group of people. He is convinced that if one is a Muslim then one believes that murder of those who oppose your religion is a sacred duty. He cites examples from ISIS or Boko Haram and thus concludes there is something peculiar about this religion. Let’s look at the record:

1. In the twentieth century,Christians have sort of led the way in death and brutality. How about the Holocaust in which six million Jews were brutality murdered by CHRISTIAN GERMANY!

2. How about the Pol Pot in Cambodia who slaughtered one million of their fellow Cambodians in a horrific manner?

3. Or, we could cite the Rwanda massacre in which 700,000 were hacked to death by Christians.

4. Then again, I believe suicide bombers in World War II murdered thousands of Americans.

5. Or the suicide bombers in Sri Lanka who sort of began the idea of blowing oneself up.

6. Fascist Catholic Italy murdered untold hundreds of thousands in this century.

7. Gas attacks were started by Christian nations.

8. Air raids which killed hundreds of thousands were begun by Christians.

Sorry Bill, Muslims are just like all religions and contain a lot of bad people!

Ayatollahs Speak

There are times when I can not tell the difference between the Great Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and leaders of the Republican party in Congress. Both have problems with the recent agreement between Iran and the six powers. On one hand, the Ayatollah said the agreement maintained the honor of Iran, but on the other hand, he has deep concerns with the agreement. He, along with Bibi Netanyahu and John Boehner wants some changes.

1. He insists that sanctions end yesterday.

2. He does not want the west to examine military sites.

3. “I am neither for or against the deal.

4. “NO deal is better than a bad deal.”

5. “The other side may want to stab us in the back.”

6. “It is too early for congratulations”

Bib Netanyahu

1. No deal is better than a bad deal

2. Iran is ready to stab us in the back

3. It is too early for congratulations.

4. I do not oppose a deal with Iran, only this is a bad deal.

From one Ayatollah to another!

On The Death Penalty

A jury has found Tsarnaev Dzhokhar guilty of the crime of murdering people and causing dozens to have terrible wounds. The decision was the only one possible. Frankly,I thought the Defense Counsel made a blunder by even going before a jury. He should have pleaded Guilty and thrown the boy on the mercy of a judge. In the famous Leopold-Loeb case when two young men murdered a little boy, the famous Clarence Darrow used this approach and then made a famous argument against the death penalty. He saved the lives of these two young men. Leopold went on to allow his body to be used for medical experiments during WWII, and became a world known expert on birds. He was released in his fifties.

This boy in Boston who murdered the innocent in Boston did not display any remorse which only led the jury to bring in a verdict without any mention of mercy. It is now up to a judge as to whether or not he dies. The crime was horrible. He has never stated his sorrow. This young man is begging for death. If he were to live, life in prison would be a nightmare for him as other convicts would punish him on a daily basis. So, what to do? I am now of the opinion that a life sentence is the worst result for this unfortunate young man. There will come times when he wishes he had died.

Just Wash Your Hands

The Turkish Directorate of Religious Affairs has just issued a fatawa. NO, it is not against the bad people who are murdering thousands of Muslims in the Middle East. NO, it is not against beheading of Muslims, No, it is not against bombing hospitals or schools, this fatawa is about an important issue for the Muslim people of Turkey. The fatawa states that under certain conditions it is OK for Muslims to use toilet paper when wiping their behind after a shit. Ordinarily, according to this religious group, one must wipe the behind with water, but then again one might be in the desert so this does allow for bringing along some toilet paper to do the wiping. But, if you live in a city then please wipe the behind with water in order to avoid doing something bad.

Here are some other pieces of advice from this organization.

People who beg in order to get money beyond their immediate needs are “demanding the fire of Hell.”

If substances containing alcohol spill on a dress or the body they must be washed before uttering a prayer.

I guess God really does observe what we do!