There was a “debate” a few nights ago between ten men in which the great issues confronting America were discussed. Let me list the key issues confronting the United States of America:
1. Illegal immigrants taking jobs away from Americans. Naturally,most college graduates these days are dying to pick peaches, apples and lettuce.
2. I hate Hillary,more than you.
3. Who supports the Republican Party the most.
4. Who hates the dude from Africa the most?
5. Who likes or dislikes Megyn Kelly the most?
6. Who wants to save women from making a mistake the most?
7. The guy named Donald.
Of course, a few minor issues were not discussed.
1. Student debt.
2. Our crumbling infrastructure.
3. Income inequality.
4. Health care for women.
5. Something about that thing about RACE!