Since anyone and every one who seeks the Republican nomination these days insists that HE is the anointed her of Ronald Reagan. We stepped into our time machine and organized such a meeting between the two men.
DT: So, glad to meet the only guy who can claim to be the Greatest Man in the Republican Party. Of course, there really is only one Greatest Guy.
RR: Donald, I do recall meeting you once when I was walking down a line of visitors and shook your hand. What is this stuff about being a Great Man? Heck, you never once even got elected dog cather!
DT: Now, wait a second.I have built the Greatest hotels, I have build the Greatest golf courses, I have built the Greatest Casinos, certainly, that is worth two terms of governor.
RR: Have you ever actually got a law passed? God, I had to play poker and drink with Democrats like Tip O’Neill. I had to become their buddy in order to get laws passed. What the heck do you know about getting street lights replied?
DT: You know, Ron, I didn’t realize that you were part of the Establishment and did things with the Establishment. Let’s face it, Ron, when you left office the national debt had been doubled!
RR: I can not even imagine you negotiating with Russian leader Gorbachev. I turned an enemy into a friend and got things done. Heck, you have made enemies of just about every Republican!
DT: They are just a bunch hot losers.Heck, when I get a chance to be with a winner like Putin, I’ll get him kissing my ass to avoid the destruction of his country!
RR: Where the heck did they find you? I think the Casino world is waiting for you. I knew the difference between talking tough and making peace.