As you may or may not remember, Chris Christie was among the original group seeking the Republican party nomination for president. So, who else but Chris can make a case for Donald Trump?
“You know, some guys would be upset because some red headed loud guy stole the Republican nomination from me. There is no question that I, and I mean, I, am the most qualified person to become president. Good lord they love me so much in New Jersey–wait a second, what the heck do I do in New Jersey? Oh, I am the governor. Anyway, my support there is now 25% because most Jersey folks want me to become president.
Oh, I was speaking about my master, ha, ha, I just call him that because Donald has a great, and, I mean, a great sense of humor. Anyway, when I was lost and forlorn having been knocked out of the Republican primary, who but Donald reached out to me with a position that restored my self respect.He made me his OFFICIAL, and I mean, Official, valet in charge of all cleaning around the house. In addition, he allows me to stand behind him during his speeches, and I don’t even have to smile. And, I, and I mean, I, am the one who shines his shoes, and arranges his wardrobe! God bless Donald Trump, the man who loves people, and knows how to make them feel wanted!”