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We offer observations on the human condition from a 26 year old mind trapped in a 86 year old mind.


It is clear that no one taught Donald Trump how to stand quiet when  another spoke.

The only battle Donald Trump ever fought was in a bed with a woman.

Warren Buffet rule -did you pay less or more percent in taxes than your secretary? So, tell us Donald.

Republicans are running for the hills. Not a  pretty sight to behold.

One day someone will explain to Trump the President does NOT order the Attorney General who to prosecute.

I wonder if Donald Trump has actually READ the Constitution?

One word sums up the attitude of Trump supporters–HATE.

JEWS for Trump is akin to Jews for Hitler!

Trump On War

Each day that Donald Trump pursues his quest for the presidency, it becomes clear that we need his brilliant mind addressing issues of war and  peace. Who can surpass this man when it comes to dealing with ISIS? He has made clear that when he becomes  president, “I will knock the hell out of ISIS. I am  pretty good at dealing with ISIS.” Yes, he is. Examine the record:

1. He got four draft deferments during the Vietnam  war because he wanted to knock the hell out of the Viet Cong.

2. He has never read a book about war or the military which means his mind is clear of the old failed ways fighting ISIS.

3. He brings a clear, fresh perspective on dealing with guerrilla warfare.

4. He wants to bomb guerrilla outfits who are hiding in cities. How, this will result in their defeat, only Donald knows.

5. Donald has absolutely NO idea what constitutes a “division”of soldiers let alone an “Army.” A fresh mind with absolutely NO ideas of how to fight a war.

Once we empower Donald Trump to fight the war against ISIS, rest assured, these cowards will flee in terror. Turn loose General Trump, and there will be no more wars in the Middle East.

Ass Man To Breast Man

I gather there has been considerable discussion concerning comments made by Donald Trump regarding his daughter. I have not been a supporter of Donald Trump,but he is entitled to a defense for simply speaking his mind. OK, so he referred to his daughter, Ivanka has being a good piece of Ass. But, no place in those comments is there any reference to her boobs! Of course, she might be flat chested, but Donald Trump did NOT comment on the breasts of his daughter. Let’s be fair.

Now, examine the word, Ass. It could, it might be a reference to a the anatomy a woman, BUT, it could simply refer to a domestic animal that would be found on a Trump farm estate. Then again, what exactly is the  problem of noting that a woman has an Ass? Of course, she does, SO do men! But, in fairness to Donald Trump he does NOT discuss the breasts of men, just look at the bodies of most men when naked, most have some hanging breasts that would make many women, envious.

Exactly, what is the “crime” of Donald Trump? He has the guts to discuss female boobs and rear ends. At no point did he express a desire to enter the rear end of a woman, at no time did he express an interest in sucking the breasts of a woman. Donald Trump is just an old country boy talking like a bunch of guys in the locker room.OK, OK, so he wanted to fuck a woman, he wanted to grab a part of her body, just about every guy has, at one point or another, wanted to do what Donald wants–to fuck a women both ways.

And, furthermore, Donald Trump is willing to stand up, at least one part of his body is, stand up for freedom to fuck a woman when she needs it. Who else but a man has that need, and that right!! So, hail to Donald Trump, a man who stands up for principles, a man who stands up for his body, a man who is the envy of every God fearing, red-blooded American who wants to make this country,  GREAT AGAIN! Let’s  return to the era when men were MEN!

Turkish Leader Upset At Joke

Once upon a time, a long, long,time ago,there was laughter and humor in the world.Today, we have very serious leaders who interpret a joke as simply attacks on their dignity. Turkish President Recep Erdogan is furious because a German comic made fun of him.So, he set experts to work, and they uncovered a law passed four hundred years ago that could be used agains the comic for insulting the dignity of a nation’s chief of state. Erdogan is demanding that the German government indict comic Jan Bohmermann for the insult to his dignity.

I see no reason why the campaign to protect foreign leaders should be expanded since first, the joke, then shit left on their doorstep, and finally, a revolution. So, how about some new laws:

1. Any locker room banter about a member of a leader’s wife or daughter must result in removal of a penis, and guess which one that means?

2. Draw a beard on the picture of a great leader such as Recep Erdogan, and you will be  literally skinned alive.

3. For each joke about Erdogan, you must make two jokes about a family member.

4. There is need for a national joke contest, the winner gets a free trip to the nearest prison.

Donald On Donald

We allow Donald Trump to discuss Donald Trump.

“Thanks Fred for the opportunity to tell the truth about my incredible performance last night. I mean,  I was Great. I was fantastic. Did you see the way I wandered around the stage when the broad was talking? I  mean, I was like a tiger stalking my victim. She kept on demanding I should apologize. What the fuck did I have to apologize for? So, I talked like just about every real American guy would talk. You know, we talk about broads, we talk about how we fuck the chicks, we compare our you-know-what that we have down below, we talk honest, that’s all I said. I want to fuck broads.

And, man,did I send a scare into the flat-chested chick. The first order of my administration will be to prosecute that no ass bitch, and send her right to jail. That’s where she belongs, in jail. For the emails, the insults to me, the hate that she has for real Americans, right to prison. And, the death of four people at Benghazi, the worse slaughter of Americans in our entire history as a nation,, four innocent people murdered by the bitch.

And, I finally talked about Bill Clinton, the guy who spent more time with his penis than I ever did. I let him have it, and they worry because I speak locker room banter that any real American guy speaks? I nailed the bitch, I gave it to her. Score one for the red headed real American. I am the Greatest, the Greatest!!”

Donald On The Constitution

One wonders after watching the Debate between the woman and the red headed man if the guy who wanders around the stage while the woman is talking has ever read the US Constitution. I know that Donald Trump does not have a clue as to what is going on in the Middle East, but it is now clear he has no clue about the meaning and essence of the American Constitution. Donald, let me explain:

1. The President of the United States does NOT have absolute power regarding anything.

2. The US Congress after the sad situation with President Richard Nixon decided to place restrictions on the power a President has over the Justice Department.

3. The President can REQUEST, but the President can NOT order the Attorney  General to initiate a prosecution of anybody.

Donald Trump promised that among his first orders will be to ‘INSTRUCT’ the Attorney General to appoint a Special Prosecutor to place Hillary Clinton under indictment. And, he promised that Hillary Clinton would be sent to Jail!! This is the First time in American history that one person seeking the presidency promised to send his  opponent to jail!! Perhaps, Donald Trump thinks if he wins the new title he will possess is: KING DONALD I.

Donald On Chaos In Syria

Once again in the Presidential Debate Donald Trump offered his “expert” advice as to how to deal with the Syrian crisis. We once again heard the solution was to bomb, to bomb, to wipe out, to obliterate, to destroy, and to end the reign of ISIS. Donald discussed the “stupidity”of military leaders to announce a campaign to drive ISIS out  of the Iraq city of Mosul. Donald wants to know why we are “telling” ISIS that an attack will be launched. So, let me get this straight General Trump will surprise ISIS with a sneak attack, kill all their soldiers, and life will be beautiful.

Donald, there are a few problems:

1. There are 2,000,000 people in Mosul. We hope to get as many out of the city prior to the attack.

2. We have to get Kurdish troops working in alliance with Iraq soldiers. We just can’t surprise them with an attack they did not know was coming.

3. Organizing forces to get ready for an attack will make certain the entire world knows what is going to happen. Donald, this is a desert area, you  cannot hide troops and equipment.


We offer observations on the human condition from a 26 year old mind trapped in an 86 year old body.


I await attacks on the parents of Hillary Clinton.

Donald Trump’s idea of an apology for his behavior is to discuss behaviors of other people.

The world is confronting significant changes in climate, and in America we discuss penis sizes.

Jeb Bush feels great today.

I can never figure out how a Great Businessman talks about imports, but never mentions exports.

I so wonder what Ivanka Trump is thinking at this moment.

I feel sorry for Mike Pence, what else must he defend about his colleague?

Thousands are dying in Syria while Americans discuss who wants to grab  a pussy.

The characteristic of an apology is self remorse, not anger at others.

I have a hunch Republican politicians are heading for the hills.

Every time Donald stumbles he becomes furious at the stumbles of others.

How come someone can uncover these old tapes?

The new political rule, NEVER send an email, and never talk to anyone else if it is being recorded.

We Americans have come a long, long way from George Washington.


Trump Apologizes, I Think

By now, most Americans have seen or read about the video in which Donald Trump explains, discusses,  boasts about his attitude toward women. We have an exclusive interview with Mister Trump.

“I don’t know the fuck what this ruckus is about. Look, any real American guy likes to talk about broads he would like to lay or those he has already laid. So, I mentioned wanting to grab a pussy, so what the fuck is so wrong about that! Unlike, most guys who wanted to become president, I am the ONLY one who,not only likes to fuck, but can fuck just about any broad in the place.

Hell, they get upset at me, what about Bill Clinton, what about the guy who can’ keep his prick in his pants. I am not like Bill Clinton, I take out my prick and use it every night, and a hell of a lot of days. Hell, I even want to hump my own daughter. This country needs a MAN, a real MAN, not another pussy like Bill Clinton. OK, so I apologize. Big deal. Frankly, why the hell  must I  apologize for talking and acting like a REAL MAN?

What kind of leader do Americans want, a MAN who can do it any time, any place, or some pussy little weak broad like Hillary. Be honest, would you like to fuck Hillary? OK, my family says, ‘apologize,’  big deal. So, I apologize, but just wait until Sunday when I go after the ugly, fat, Hillary Clinton. Man, I will take Bill Clinton and rip him to pieces. Then see, who the American people want, a weak, frankly, ugly, woman or  a he-man like me?

When I stand up for America, a part of me also stands up. Just remember, that I  am the  only man who ran for the presidency who made out with broads in every place, at every times, and they LOVED IT! Name one guy who loved fucking Hillary, heck her husband had to find a woman to satisfy his penis needs. Me, it’s the penis which asks me to go into action!”


We offer observations on the human condition from a 26 year old mind trapped in an 86 year old body.


These days spout hatred calmly, and people cheer at your demeanor

Thousands will die in the coming months in Syria while the world ignores it.

Fox News is the anti news source, there is only ONE view on this thing called a news source.

Rudy Giuliani can not speak without shouting.

I await the ignorant Donald Trump speaking calmly.

I wonder if ANY Republican has a single intelligent economic idea to advocate.

I await the preacher insisting Hurricane Matthew is God’s  PUNISHMENT.