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NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We  offer observations on the human condition from a 25 y ear old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Not a single person seeking high  office in America, actually served in the armed forces but all are gun-slinging good shots.

We live in an age of rhetoric, not action.

Once there were giants in the land, today,  mental pygmies.

ALL religions are used to justify killing.

Bill Maher is a liberal who believes only the Muslim religion contains terrorists has he ever heard of Catholic Adolf Hitler?

Well, LeBron James proved he IS the greatest!

Finally,  football will soon enter our lives.

Vote Your Conscience

There is now a movement among some Republicans to have delegates vote their conscience as to who should be the party’s candidate in the forthcoming election. We decided to ask a few Republicans about how they would vote:

Ted Cruz; It is quite clear, if I vote  from the perceptive of my conscience there is only one person who has the qualification for president: TED CRUZ

Jeb Bush: My conscience tells me to vote for Donald Duck any day over Donald Trump

Ben Carson: I need a moment of prayer. Whoever God tells me to vote for, that person I will vote for.

Carly Fiorina: Since Democrats are running a woman, we need a woman to run for President. Take on guess who is the ONLY qualified woman!

Rand Paul: Cut this out. You know who I won’t vote for if I voted on the basis of my conscience.

Rick Perry: You mean I can still vote for Rick Perry?

Hillary Clinton: Now, that is one soft ball question: The one and only Greatest Gy in the world who can build the Greatest Wall in the world!

Vladimir Putin: Donald Trump without a question. God, I could get that guy to build a Wall between Russia and the rest of Europe–and make the EU pay for it!

Marco Rubio: Sorry, I am without a job, and whoever offers me a job has my vote!

John Kasich: Let me go to the john and reflect on who can build the greatest john  in America!

Paul Ryan: I gave up any connection with my conscience once I became leader of Republicans in the House.

 

Orlando Voice of Reason

I understand the liberal media seeks to portray Republicans as lacking any sense of balance and using Islamic terrorism in Orlando to prove that we Republicans lack a sense of law and order. Well, Assistant District Attorney  Kenneth Lewis in Florida proved that when it comes to being call, cool, and collected, there is no one in the Democratic party who can match the call to responsibility that America seeks in this tragedy.

Lewis condemned those who got killed as simply representing “miscreants and ghetto thugs.” Of course last month he did wish a Happy Mother’s Day to  “the crack hoes out there.” In the view of Lewis, this killing of fifty odd people simply HELPED the city of Orlando by riding of those who represented the filth of society.

Now liberals, have to admit this is a unique take of this shooting. Say what you wish about faults of Republicans, one must admit they view the world through their own lens.

Donald T Meets Ronald R

Since anyone and every  one who seeks the Republican nomination these days insists that HE is the anointed her of Ronald Reagan. We stepped into our time machine and organized such a meeting between the two men.

DT: So, glad to meet the only guy who can claim to be the Greatest Man in the Republican Party. Of course, there really is only one Greatest Guy.

RR: Donald, I do recall meeting you once when I was walking down a line of visitors and shook your hand. What is this stuff about being a Great Man? Heck, you never once even got elected dog cather!

DT: Now, wait a second.I have built the Greatest hotels, I have build the Greatest golf courses, I have built the Greatest Casinos, certainly, that is worth two terms of governor.

RR: Have you ever actually got a law passed? God, I had to play poker and drink with Democrats like Tip O’Neill. I had to become their buddy in order to get laws passed. What the heck do you know about getting street lights replied?

DT: You know, Ron, I didn’t realize that you were part of the Establishment and did things with the Establishment. Let’s face it, Ron, when you left office the national debt had been doubled!

RR: I can not even imagine you negotiating with Russian leader Gorbachev. I turned an enemy into a friend and got things done. Heck, you have made enemies of just about every Republican!

DT: They are just a bunch hot losers.Heck, when I get  a chance to be with a winner like Putin, I’ll get him kissing my ass to avoid the destruction of his country!

RR: Where the heck did they find you? I think the Casino world is waiting for you. I knew the difference between talking tough and making peace.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Finally, Chris Christie has found his moment of glory– valet to Donald.

Many Republicans await Donald to calm down. Ha, Ha.

I do expect a Republican response to Orlando– every child at birth is given an AR-15 to play with in the  crib.

When Christians murder people in America, no one says: “Radical Christian extremists.”

During the 20th century, Christian nations such as Germany and Italy murdered over forty million people. Is there something connecting Christianity and murder?

I have never seen a Trump speech without him waving around his arms.

I am amazed that people want to gaze at alligators.

LeBron James is really angry these nights.

Has anyone checked out whether the alligator which killed the  child is of the Muslim religion?

I would so love seeing a debate between Trump and Elizabeth Warren!

Trump’s dream world –Hispanics are Muslims!

 

On Immigration-Then And Now

The most continual source of conflict within America for over two hundred years has been the arrival of immigrants from nations throughout the world. A perennial complaint of those who were here is that new people posed a threat to their economic and social lives. During the 1830s and 1840s, over two million poor people from Ireland arrived with nothing but a desire to take any job for any wage as long as they had work. This new CATHOLIC group encountered prejudice, hatred and violence. In fact, the Know Nothing Party was formed –it captured nearly 15% of the vote. Its platform was -end any further Catholic immigration and require Irish Catholics to wait fifteen  years before becoming citizens.

Similar attitudes were encountered by the eight million Jewish and Italian immigrants who arrived between 1880-1924. So, along comes Donald Trump with the oldest argument in American history–its them damn immigrants who are the problem. As to the Muslims, according to Donald: “we have no idea where they come from. Who the hell are they?

Actually, fewer than 15,000 have arrived. Canada, with a much smaller population has welcomed over TWENTY THOUSAND MUSLIMS. And, of this date, not a single act of violence.

Sarah Palin Speaks About Anything

It has been a few months since we last spoke with Sarah Palin, and in light of recent events we sought her insights on just about anything. So, let her rip:

Sarah: God dammit if only I was in Orlando, I would have grabbed my AR-15 and  gone right after that Muslim bastard. Just imagine the gun duel between straight shooting Sarah Palin and some Muslim coward? The only way to take out a Muslim terrorist is with a true-blooded one hundred percent American.

Frankly, if you want to end this radical Islamic terrorism, just allow me to confront the head of ISIS, the head of al-Qaeda and any other bunch of Muslim cowards. AR-15s at one hundred yards and the winner takes all, and I mean ALL!

I just think its wonderful we finally got an American running for president. Donald is right, we have to get tough, we have to send all these Muslims back to where they came from and make America once again a Great Nation. God, I’m so mad at those spineless characters who run the Republican party. We have to clean up the stink at Republican headquarters and make America Great Again!

So Donald,  don’t let up. Go after the cowards and then take on Crooked Hillary!

Republicans On Gays

First, let me make clear that Donald Trump just loves gays and lesbians, in fact, some of his best friends are sort of gay. So, when the murder of dozens of gay people happened, here are how Republicans reacted to this tragedy:

Donald: I told you there would be more Muslim attacks, I told you so. OK, so a few gay people sort of got shot. But, remember who told you  so!

Marco Rubio: I have decided in light of this tragedy in Florida to once again seek the US Senate seat. OK, so something happened in Orlando, what does that have to do with the US Senate?

Ben Carson: I have gone to Disneyland in Florida many, many times. I always had a gay time when there. I truly am sorry some gay people are not gay today.

Paul Ryan: No comment on anything Donald says about anything.

John McCain: I just have to win in Arizona, so the only way is to get Obama. Blame it on the black dude and thousands cheer.

Jeb Bush: I wasn’t gay in those silly debates, and I’m still not gay so who really got murdered in Orlando– me or a few guys and gals?

Carly Fiorina: Too bad I wasn’t at that night club, I would have charged the shooter and shouted into his ears until he stopped shooting to cover his ears. NO one messes with the Carly gal!

John Kasich: As soon as I finish this ice cream cone, I will comment on Orlando.

Lies My Father Never Told Me

I am perfectly aware that John McCain faces a tough primary opponent as he seeks to once again run for the US Senate. But, his comment that President Barack Obama is “directly responsible for the Orlando massacre” is nothing but words spoken by a broken man. It is ironic, that John McCain refused when a captive of the North Vietnamese Communists to say what they wanted him to say, he refused and was tortured.

MCain blames Obama for quitting Iraq when he should have remained.Well, examine the record:

1. President Obama adhered to the schedule for departure that was established by President George Bush.

2. President Obama offered to have at least 10,000 US troops in Iraq if the Iraq government agreed to rescind its demand that US troops who committed a crime  in Iraq would be tried in an Iraq court.

3. Prior to the Iraq invasion, al-Qaeda only had about 2,000 members.Guess who enabled them to grow by the thousands.

John McCain’  grandfather was an admiral in the US navy, his father was an admiral. They were taught to speak the truth and not lie because you might get a reward. John, you are NOT the son of these two distinguished members of the US armed forces!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Have Republicans considered a ticket of Herman Cain and Ben Sanders? It certainly would give them some color.

Republicans have to face reality–he will never change.

It is not that Americans love guns, it is that SOME nut cases love guns.

I can never understand how anyone who loves hunting needs an assault rifle to kill a deer.

So Marco Rubio is seeking to return as Senator. What next, Jeb becoming governor of Florida?

I do not understand why God so loves Ted Cruz that He speaks with him daily.

There must be some group that Donald has not insulted