Category Archives: Islam

Jihadist Women For Sale

A group of Muslim women in Chechnya has discovered the real way to handle Jihadists who devote their lives to death and destruction. These women send messages to ISIS portraying themselves as jihadist female seeking to have a good time with those guys who so enjoy blowing themselves to heaven–or Hell, take your pick. They pose as cash-strapped Jihadist women to simply are dying to go to Syria or Iraq or wherever in order to marry some nice Muslim terrorist. All they need is a few bucks to help them get to that beautiful land of Syria.

One female got $752 to help her get to the guys in black. Others have received smaller amounts of money. In fact, one male Chechnya even posed as a Jihadist female. So how about:

1. The NSA launching a great campaign via the Internet to have ISIS send money to fictitious females.

2. At least we might be able to break the bank and finally use twitter for some sound purpose in life!

Magic Number Is 16!

It is now official –there are fifteen men and one woman seeking to become president. So, the new magic number for Republicans is: SIXTEEN!

Sixteen blind people stumbling through the maze of political ideas.

Sixteen people who believe they are an expert on foreign policy, domestic policy, policy towards Uganda, and a few other nations they could locate on a map.

Sixteen mouths fuming with anger and hate.

Sixteen people engaged in the contest as to who can shout the loudest.

Sixteen people seeking to outdo the other in expressing hatred of Barack Obama.

Fifteen people seeking out shout Donald Trump.

Sixteen people who could not pass a test on American history.

Solution: Why can’t all sixteen be on the ballot?

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 24 year old mind trapped in an 84 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

American Jews now believe Mike Huckabee is an expert on foreign policy!

American Jews now believe Ted Cruz is an expert on foreign policy!

American Jews now believe Rick Perry is an expert on foreign policy!

For seventy years US Presidents negotiated with evil doers!

Where are American rabbis who once fought for peace?

Iran has never invaded a single nation in the Middle East.

Kerry Talks Blunt Reality!

Secretary of State John Kerry offered Congress a trip into the world of reality, not the world of nonsense in which they live.

“If Congress rejects this, Iran will go back to enrichment, the Ayatollah will not come back to the table. I don’t know how I go out to another country if that happens and say you ought to negotiate with us cause they will say, ‘well, you have 535 secretaries of state in the US. We don’t know who we are negotiating with.”

If the deal is rejected, then Iran will go back to enriching and seeking to make an atomic bomb. At that point, this is what will occur:

1. The US will bomb Iran.

2. Hezbollah in Lebanon will send off its THIRTY THOUSAND MISSILES. The Dome, built with money from Obama, will knock out 90% of the missiles. This means about 1500 missiles will hit Israel and cause thousands of deaths.

3. Suicide bombers will make life horrible for Israelis.

THAT IS REALITY!

Republicans On Iran

Members of the Republican party are very upset because Barack Obama has negotiated with some very, very bad people. Where did this guy get the idea that America should engage in discussions and negotiations with evil leaders? Heck, Representative Ed Royce made clear that when the US negotiates with evil doers, “Iran grows stronger, and we will be weaker to respond.”

1. As I recall, Richard Nixon reached out to Communist China, a nation that had killed over 20,000 American soldiers. Look what happened when Nixon helped China become a great industrial nation!

2. As I recall, St. Ronald Reagan, the great tough president, negotiated nuclear agreements with Russian leader, Mikhail Gorbachev and no Republicans accused him of betraying America, let alone Israel.

3. From the beginning of the Cold War in 1946 until its end in the 1990s, EVERY American president negotiated with Communists who proclaimed their desire to end capitalism!

4. In the real world, not the world of Republicans, nations negotiate with one another.

Another Suicide Bomber Does Not Blow Things Up

I am beginning to worry about suicide bombers who simply want to blow themselves up, but there are many groups that prevent young men and women from exercising their right to blow themselves to hell. We suggest:

1. Areas set aside in the USA for those who seek to do a little bombing.

2. Areas in the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans for anyone who wants go go–boom,boom. Of course, there must be regulations to protect the fish.

3. How about building railroad lines that go nowhere. Then suicide bombers can enjoy the thrill of blowing up a train.

4. How about a national lottery and the winner gets one free suicide bombing event at a place of their desire?

5. We need the NRA to organize a new organization-National Suicide Bombers. If you are a member then no cop can take away your 2nd Amendment right to fire away. Just check the Constitution for this right.

Every American child has the right to learn, practice and carry out their right to be a suicide bomber!

The Stewart-Obma Alliance

I have it on good authority that Fox News will soon expose the secret alliance that was formed by Jon Stewart and Barack Obama in their hidden White House conferences.Why did Jon Stewart secretly meet with Obama without informing his audience? We can no reveal the secret plot that threatens the very foundation of American society.

1. Jon Stewart is Jewish.

2. Barack Obama is an African, not only by birth, but by spirit.

3. Jews want to take over the world and kill all the Christians.

4. White Christians owned most black slaves.

5. It is clear these two men are plotting to end the rule of Christian whites and empower Jews and Black folk.

5. Ted Cruz is right. The Obama government wants to take away our guns and then turn our women over to Hispanic and black criminals.

6. Mike Huckabee is right except it is not Israelis that Stewart wants to bake in the ovens, but white Christian men. After they get rid of white NRA guys, who will be left to protect our virgin white women??

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

France, Connexion: “Farmers Block Roads”

I think there will be some hungry people.

Egypt, al-Ahram: “Giant Mosquitoes Arrive”

BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ!

Sweden, Local: “Confine Refugees In Schools”

That is one way to ensure refugees get to know Swedish.

UK, Guardian: “Apologize For Shooting Black Man”

Not in America!

Norway, Norway Post: “Fewer Beggars Around”

Not on Wall Street when it comes to government handouts!

Who Are These Republicans?

After the end of world War II, Americans who termed themselves to be Republicans or Democrats usually came together during what was termed the “Cold War.” When Dwight Eisenhower became the first Republican president in twenty years at his election in 1952, he continued the foreign policies of Harry Truman. St.Ronald Reagan, who Republicans continue to sight as fighter for freedom, negotiated nuclear agreements with the evil empire of the Soviet Union. Of course, Richard Nixon had negotiated with the evil Chinese Communists. But, when Barack Obama does the exact same thing as Nixon and Reagan, he is termed a weak pussy and one seeking to destroy Israel!

Barack Obama finally expressed his mental fatigue with the nonsense that has emerged from negotiations with Iran. Few Republicans note the agreement with Iran was NOT an American agreement,it was negotiated by six major nations. Obama noted that “what historically has made America great,particularly when it comes to foreign policy…(political opponents) “don’t play fast and loose, we have robust debates, we look at the facts.”

Story Of Village

My father came from Russia, a land in which Jews could not own land. They had to step apart from the earth, and allow Christians to be the owners of land and famers. So, what has happened in the state of Israel? Believe it or not, it is now JEWS who deny people their right to own land. Example after example on the west Bank reveals that JEWISH farmers seize land from Muslim farmers. They seize their trees, they seize their land under the guise that somehow what they own must be allowed to become owned by Jews.

The village of Qavyatayn was destroyed during the war of 1948. Muslim farmers rebuilt their home. Over the course of time, they were again forced from their homes because their land had suddenly become an archeological site. Of course, Jewish farmers could remain. Now the village is called Susiya and Muslim farmers once again are told to depart. Australian groups have funded health care and kindergarten facilities, but these must be destroyed.

Who are these people who seize land? They certainly are NOT Jews!!