Category Archives: Islam

Watch What You Wear–On Head

I grew up among East European Jewish  immigrants who  were either Orthodox or Conservative Jews. So, it was quite normal when we wen to the synagogue for the women to sit  behind some curtains and pray apart from men. They always covered their heads with a shawl just as the men covered their heads with a yarmulke. So, it is always bewildering to me these days for people to become hysterical if a woman is wearing something on her head. A few weeks ago some Muslim women went to a restaurant in Laguna Beach, California. It was simply a noon time gathering of some friends.

After forty five minutes they were informed they had breached the time code of the Urth Café which  only allows  guests to remain eating for  45 minutes and then they must leave. The women noted that most tables were empty of customers. As Sarah Farsakh commented: “I am completely appalled by the racist an Islamophobic treatment.”

Trump Plays ISIS Card

There are moments these days when I wonder if the entire ISIS creation was a Republican plan to help its party win an election. After the debacle of Iraq and the failures in Afghanistan, Republicans simply had to find some way to come across as having any idea how to deal with the Middle East. So, what else could they do but hire a few thousand extras to play Islamic bad guys? Now, they can blame    Islamic terrorism on something that happened during the Obama watch.

Donald Trump continues insisting that  he has a PLAN to wipe our ISIS. We do know that he has a PLAN. What we didn’t know is the plan is simply to cease paying those extras who are playing being Muslim terrorists to pack up and go home. Oh, I forgot. First Donald is going to place the  biggest carpet  all  over the Middle East and call it “Carpet  Bombing” and emerge as  great, great military commander. Folks, there is NO ISIS, it is simply a group of Arab actors playing at pretend chopping off heads.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I have a hunch this is the first time a man running for President never stated one specific idea as to what he will do.

Then again, Bernie speaks about his goals, but how to reach them is another issue.

So, will Donald go for the female vote and select Carly? She certainly leads women in getting fired and falling off stages.

I wonder what Jeb is thinking today?

A nation of 320 million and we did find THE man.

I gather ISIS leaders are now planning to head for the hills.

Poor John Kasich, all alone.

 

Donald Is The King!

There is no question that Donald Trump is now king of the hill. Imagine being loud mouth bully who has been yelling for the past seven months without uttering a single specific plan how to do anything, and winding up beating what goes for the cream of the Republican party? So, let the Donald man speak his mind.

“I beat the whole pack of losers, I am now the BOSS and when Donald Trump says he is the BOSS that means BOSS of the whole damn country. I love you  Hoosiers for giving me this victory. Heck, I even know that it is called a “hoop” not a “ring” like the immigrant from Canada says. I love everyone, and when I get through making America Great Again, we will be the Greatest Country in the whole fucking world.

Now, how do I make America Great Again? Easy, I just send our Navy over to China, fire a few shots, and they will shit in their pants. Then, we’ll get our jobs back again. Just imagine, great jobs making clothes, making things and everyone in America who wants a job making clothes will have one! And, that ISIS, once they know Donald Trump is in charge, they will shit in their pants and come begging me not to blast them to heaven or wherever they go.

And, the WALL, the biggest Wall since they built one in China.And, then we’ll load up the whole eleven million and send them back to Mexico. Think about it, eleven new Great Jobs for we Americans! Talk about being a job creator, in one moment, I just created eleven million new Great Jobs working as a nanny, picking fruit, or handling meat in meat packing places.

Don’t thank God, thank ME!

Bernie Burns Hillary In Indiana

The Bernie wagon is rolling along and it captured a majority in the state of Indiana.The most fascinating aspect of the Bernie parade and that of Donald Trump is that both men have captured the anger and frustration of many Americans who believe their lives are being destroyed by Big Business, wealthy men, the Establishment and  only those with nice sounding words can make America Great Again.

Bernie wants to create “millions of jobs” by rebuilding our  infrastructure. I assume these jobs require those seeking physical labor work. I have  a funny feeling that most college graduates who cheer for Bernie do not want to engage in building bridges or highways.

Bernie wants to create a single payer health care system. This sort of requires disbanding the Affordable Care Act and its 18,000,000 members and establishing a new system. Details on how to do this will shortly be provided.

I love Bernie. I really agree with his long term goals. But, there is not exactly a clear explanation as to how to reach those goals. ‘Details later’ is not an answer, more in the nature of a hope.

Carly Fiorina On God

We allow the woman from California who was fired by Hewlett Packard and lost a Senate race in California to explain why Ted Cruz should be the next president.

“I just love you wonderful, so wonderful people here in Indiana, I mean, you are just wonderful Hoosiers, and no other state in this great nation can say they are Hoosiers. I know God at this very moment is looking down from up high and thinking what a wonderful group of people are the Hoosiers of Indiana. As Ted said the  other day, who but you Hoosiers can put the basketball through the ring and score some points? Well, God is with us at this very moment, He so loves you Hoosiers because each and every one is behind the wonderful, beautiful, Ted Cruz who is God’s anointed son even though he might come from Canada.

I just love Ted, and Heidi and their two wonderful, darling daughters for whom I sing a lullaby each night. God loves those children, God loves, YES, God not only loves Ted, but He wants Ted to be the next president of this God loving nation! So,let’s now bow our heads and say a prayer for Ted, for Heidi,for the two sweet, lovely girls and let’s make them happy tonight. And, remember, a vote for Ted is a vote for God, and a vote for God is a blow against ISIS. So, join me in this one last prayer for God, oops, I meant,Ted!”

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85  year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

A great opener for the Republican convention is a good old fashioned food fight between Donald and Ted. John can be the referee.

I just do not believe ANY of the Founding Fathers would support any candidate today.

Heidi Cruz says Ted is an immigrant but she never said from which country.

My TV went dead on me, just another example of Chinese and Hispanics taking things from we God fearing Americans.

After listening to college graduates running for president, I am left wondering exactly what is being taught in college?

Do you ever wonder what John Kasich really thinks about anything?

How about substituting political conventions for a beauty pageant  and having candidates display their bodies? Makes a lot more sense than displaying their minds.

Are You Bored?

A worker in France is suing his employer because he is bored working for the boring man in a boring job. So, how about?

Suing the NFL  for boring us with nonstop commercials when players were getting drafted.

Suing Donald Trump for bursting our ear drums with his chants about how great he is.

Suing drug commercials which explain why we should purchase X drug and then list  ten diseases that could come about by using the drug.

Suing Ben Carson for putting to sleep thousands of kids who should be doing their home work.

Suing the Kardashians for being the Kardashians.

Suing Bernie and Donald for promising the world but never explain how they will pay for anything.

Suing Hillary for not being the other Clinton when it comes to giving a speech.

Heidi Cruz On Ted

As you recall or don’t recall, Ted Cruz was raving about the intelligence of his wife who made money on the hated Wall Street. However,the other day Heidi made a boo-boo. She was at a Ted rally when to impress the audience that HER husband was a unifier, the gal with an Ivy League education sort of spoke without thinking.She informed the audience: “Ted is an immigrant. Ted is Hispanic” So, he is the only Republican who can secure votes from the Hispanic voters.

Ted was sort of upset since the Donald man insists that he is not a natural born citizen. Perhaps, Heidi wants her man to remain home and the best way is to ramble on about his immigrant status. I guess if she was the wife of Obama, Heidi would be boasting about his African heritage to get the black vote.

We can now reveal the truth about Ted Cruz– his name is really Tajai Allah ben- Cruzenfelt. Why not the Jewish  and Arab votes at the same time?

Iran Moves To Left

A fundamental belief of Republicans who desire money from Sheldon Adelson is that Israel can do no wrong and Iran can do no right. There were run-offs in Iran as a follow up to the recent legislative elections. Iran moderates who support the nuclear agreement with America and other nations, gained many seats in these elections. They won 38 of 68 contested seats and now hold 143 of the 298 seats. However, there is an independent bloc whose votes will enable moderates to gain a majority over hard right anti-change conservatives.

Logically, those seeking change in Iran should welcome this development but Sheldon only gives millions to those who hate Iran. Change is occurring within Iran. It is moving slowly, but it is moving.