Category Archives: Islam

Megyn Makes Nice With Donald

We have learned through some authoritative sources that Megyn Kelly have been meeting in order to end what appears to be an anti-Donald movement. We assume that once this new friendship is created the Megan from now on will be posing the Donald man fair and decent questions instead of attempting to embarrass this man whose only goal is making America,”Great Again.” We have learned these will be questions now  posed to Donald Trump:

1. “Why are you  the only Republican who can make America Great Again?”

2. “Could you let we Republican in on how to become a successful businessman?”
3.   “Do you agree with me that Ted Cruz was born in Canada?”

4.  “Do you believe that I am a good fuck?”

5.  “Or, if you had the chance to fuck you wife or me, who would you choose?”

6.  “List five reasons why Hillary Clinton is a traitor to America?”

7. “Why is Ruppert Murdoch the best businessman you ever met?”

8. “Will you join with me in singing ‘God Bless America?”

9. “Is it true that you will personally lead American forces in the Middle East?”

10. “Who is your favorite TV interviewer?”

Key Anti-Terrorist Plan Revealed

Perhaps, Donald Trump is campaigning in the wrong country, and he might consider crossing the Atlantic Ocean and heading for France. French Prime Minister Manuel Valls has identified the most powerful way to crush ISIS and all other Islamic terrorist groups. This tough talking leader of the free world has identified the most powerful way to end terrorism as  a threat to the people of Europe. Valls has called for banning the use of headscarfs from universities. He argues the vast majority of French  people believe this Islamic idea is incompatible with the values of the Republic.

OK, the Education Minister Najat Vallaud-Belkcan is agains this idea and is  now muttering something about freedom of conscience and liberty. Now,what the hell does freedom of conscience have to do with saving, not only France, but the free world from the horror of women walking around with a headscarf? I guess if having things on one’s head is a threat, how about those Jews who wear something on their heads?

Oh, I was raised as an Orthodox Jew and women had to wear a head piece while in the shul.

Where Is Leadership?

I was raised when Franklin Roosevelt was President, and then witnessed the remarkable successful leadership of plain-speaking Harry Truman. Dwight Eisenhower became a calm, effective leader who would not give in to demagogues such as Senator Joseph McCarthy–think Donald Trump or Ted Cruz–and then came John Kennedy. Heck, Richard Nixon did a remarkable leadership role in foreign policy. Compared to the latest group of so-called leaders of Republicans, Ronald Reagan comes across as a voice of reason.

What does an effective leader accomplish? He brings together all factions within society in order to accomplish tasks needed by ALL members of society. Republican Dwight Eisenhower never repealed a single law from the New Deal  because those laws made America a more peaceful and caring society. John Kennedy asked “what can  you do for America”rather than what can you get from America. Donald Trump and Ted Cruz seek to turn Americans against one another. They NEVER propose anything that would address the needs of poor or middle class Americans. A great leader such as Abraham Lincoln refused to urge hatred toward the South even though over 400,000 Union soldiers were killed by those from the South.

Bernie preaches anger and hate–yes, I agree the top one percent are bastards, but if the only message is hate, that merely tears society into pieces. An issue is challenging  the top one  percent to conduct their affairs with recognition that ALLl Americans must succeed if there is to be an American Nation. Where is an American leader who challenges each and every American to work for the prosperity of All AMERICANS?

Bernie VS Bibi

As you recall or do not recall, Bernie Sanders was raised in the great borough of Brooklyn as a nice Jewish boy. I assume that at some point  little Bernie placed some coins in a blue box in order to help Jews purchase land in what was then known as Palestine. Anyway, little Bernie the Jewish boy has now drawn the ire of Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu for daring to utter a harsh word about the perfect always right never makes a mistake land of Israel! Bernie sort of cluttered out that when Israel launched its attack on Gaza because some rockets landed inI Israel and killed a few people, the invasion of Gaza which led to the deaths of 2,200 people was disproportionate to the crime.

Bibi is now very upset. “Israel is surrounded by extremist Islamic radicals, and therefore need to guard our border, and this is also true regarding the communities surrounding Gaza.” Bernie is NOT arguing that Israel has a right tot defend itself, he is noting that killing 2,200 while less than 70 Israelis  die is sort of –disproportionate.

Oh, Israel borders with Egypt, Jordan, and Syria. NO problems from Jordan and Egypt and Syrians are sort of  bothered by some minor problems to pay attention to Israel. That leaves Lebanon which is “surrounding” Israel.

Polygamy Under Fire

There are at least 30,000 couples of groups or extended families that fit into the description of a polygamist arrangement. A Federal justice has restored the ban on polygamy as an accepted form of marriage in the state of Utah. In reality this conflict between the so-called “natural” arrangement of man and woman as mates as husband and wife has been an important issue in Utah ever since it became a state in the United States of America. Throughout its existence the reality that thousands of folks in Utah prefer the non-traditional arrangement in which one guy is husband to several gals.

I do realize it is a fundamental proposition of the Republican party that God ordained there be husband and wife, and HE meant one husband and one wife. Of course, the Bible sort of does not present that as being the norm in days when men had constant conversations with the old Guy up in the sky.

Of course, now that American society has made legal an arrangement in which two guys or two gals can constitute a “family,” how can a judge decide that one guy and two or three gals cannot constitute a family? I assume the next fight for equality will include the polygamists in Utah. Of course, once it is legal in Utah, will it soon be in Georgia or Mississippi?

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

All leading candidates complain the system is rigged, but they are the leading candidates!

Gee nothing from Donald about Hispanic rapists the past few weeks. How come?

If Donald wants to shout about violent killers, just take on Chicago, the capital of murder.

Slowly, gradually, ISIS is retreating. That is the reason for attacks in Europe.

NO question–Ted Cruz could make a fortune in movies as the EVIL man.

Imagine a conversation between Jeb Bush and Ben Carson.

Anyway, now that baseball is here, each day there is a winner and a loser and no one complains the system is rigged.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a  25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

No political candidate these days ever discusses the situation in Afghanistan. We still have thousands of soldiers in it.

I confess to being absolutely bored with the lack of any coherent discussion concerning the Middle East.

I wonder if there is another Earth out there in the universe which contains intelligent life forms?

Republicans rant and rave about ending relations with Iran over the nuclear accord while there is North Korea which IS working on a-bombs.

If Ted Cruz is the BEST alternative for Republicans, why not just close down this political party.

These days I really miss the intelligence of Rick Perry.

I think Republicans should book a circus to entertain people during their convention.

Then again, they already have booked a circus!

 

Remember Helmand Province

These days Afghanistan is rarely in the news or in the hearts of Americans. Donald promises to wipe out ISIS and Ted promises to carpet bomb terrorists into oblivion. But, it is rare for any of the future great Republican presidents to make any promises about how they will wipe out the Taliban. Of course, it was only fifteen years ago that American forces swept through Afghanistan and wiped out the Taliban. Of course, the American version of victory in Afghanistan ignores the role played by local Afghan forces who hated the Taliban. Yes, those were the days when we were certain the evil Taliban was doomed.

Well, it is now 2016 and the Taliban is still around. It appears that Taliban forces  may soon retake Helmand province which initially was taken over by the US Marines. So, what went wrong in Afghanistan?

1. As usual,when we Americans become involved in the Middle East we wind up backing corrupt, inefficient Muslims. This is the case in Afghanistan.

2. Our deep concern about evil drugs allowed the Taliban to gain support of poppy  growing Afghan farmers.  Instead of just buying up the opium crop we allowed the Taliban to gain the wallets and hearts of farmers. Once again, our war on drugs cost us support of those we needed to end the Taliban.

P.S. I have yet to  hear Bernie Sanders make a single comment concerning Afghanistan– how come?

New Ideas From Australia

The nation of Australia has been an innovator since this nation was the first to use a secret ballot in elections. Therefore I was not surprised that it was an Australian who has figured out a way to prevent mob violence in schools. As you probably know, it increasingly has been difficult for boys to concentrate on school work when they are in close proximity to scantily clad teen girls. It is one thing for boys and girls to exchange semi-nude pictures over the Internet, but school is a place to focus on books.

Deputy Principal, Cherith Telfast summoned 40 girls to her office in order to discuss how to avoid mob violence and raise test scores. In order to “keep our girls safe, stop boys from getting ideas, and create a good work environment for male staff” she wants them to lower their skirts and avoid coming to school in clothes that arouse sexual ideas among boys and male faculty. Sounds like a great idea. Perhaps in the future males taking a test to become a teacher will have to pass the visual part which requires them to keep their eyes down when presented with nude teen female pictures.

Exclusive: New Trump Immigration Plan

This intrepid reporter can now present to the American people a startling new Trump plan to resolve the immigration problem without building walls or deporting millions of Hispanics. Ivanka Trump is proposing a fascinating new approach to immigration in America by those of Hispanic background.  “As long as  you come here legally and get a proper job…we need immigrants. Who’s going to clean up after us? Americans don’t like to do that.”

So, here is the new Trump immigration plan:

1. Mexicans obtain a visa.

2. Waiting for the immigrants are thousands, heck no, hundreds of thousands of employer or housewives seeking reliable domestic help. From now on ALL Hispanic immigrants simply agree to work as domestic servants and make life easier for the top one percent.

3. Think of all the janitor jobs in our  factories that real Americans don’t want to do! Let the Hispanic clean up our shit!

4. And they can walk through a door which eliminates the need to construct walls!

P.S. And they are not Muslim Syrians!