Category Archives: Judaism

Go East Young Jew!

Throughout American history, people of European descent headed west into “open land” that was inhabited by animals and a few stray folks called Indians. Americans insisted it was their “manifest destiny” to occupy any land they believed was not being used for useful purposes. OK, so they had to kill or place on reservations those who apparently did not grasp that God was on the other side.

In Israel, those who have God on their side head east to the “barren lands” of the West Bank which has a lot of empty space and a few people who claim to own the land. UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon visited Israel and made clear, “all Israeli settlements are contrary to international law.” OK, so they go against international law, but does Mr. moon have any statement from God if kicking people off their land is against what He desires?

Heck, if you have God on your side it is OK to start a war.

Blast Away Says Israel

There is one approach to  life and problems which is favored by members of the Israel government- if there is a solution to a problem, find the means to make certain it is not taken. Virtually, all military experts believe an air assault on Iran to destroy its nuclear facilities cannot be 100% successful. There is also virtual consensus that thousands of missiles will be fired on Israel cities from Lebanon and even Iran. But, to Israel Vice Prime Minister Moshe Ya’alon, we can blast to pieces Iran’s nuclear facilities without  any problem. “The West has the ability to strike, but as long as Iran isn’t convinced there is a determination to follow through with it, they’ll continue with their manipulations.”

He believes Israel can take out all Iran nuclear facilities.”It is possible to strike all Iran’s facilities, and I say that out of my experience as IDF Chief of Staff.” Of course, it is  one thing to “strike” a facility and another to “destroy” a facility. American military leaders admitted they lack the  bombs to destroy nuclear facilities hidden in mountains, but to Israel that is making a mountain out of a mole hill.

Boom goes Israel, but, unfortunately, it can result in Boom On Israel!

Newt Claims Mitt Anti-Kosher!!

Finally, those of the Jewish faith in America have a champion and they now know who is the villain seeking to destroy the very foundation of Jewish life by denying Kosher food to Holocaust survivors. Newt Gingrich cares about Jews, he cares about Israel, and he is determined to prevent that MUSLIM MITT ROMNEY from attacking the right of HOLOCAUST SURVIVORS to have a taste of kishka or some latkas. Mitt came out swinging to protect his fellow Jews by charging then Governor Romney refused to fund homes for the elderly which served kosher meals.

Newt is furious at Mitt. As one of his underlings put it: “Romney has no character and he has  proved to be  disgraceful and despicable candidate.” And, by the way, Newt is upset because “Romney refused to allow Catholic hospitals to have conscience in their dealing with certain circumstances.”

I assume since Newt does not see any reason to support Mitt, he will throw his support to Barack!!

We Are New Jews

Language increasingly is used in rather unusual ways in order to justify any slight directed at a group. In America, Newt Gingrich, who so enjoys condemning liberals or illegal immigrants, views himself the object of persecution by multi-millionaire George Romney. Of course, Newt recently receivedabout $10 million from a supporter but how could this persecuted man compete with the $240 million man Romney?

In Austria, Nazi oriented Freedom Party leader, Heinz-Christian Strache, believes attacks upon him have resulted in making pro-Nazi groups rather like other groups subject to persecution. “We are the new Jews” he declared to the people of Austria. At any moment an army of enemy troops will be marching into Austria and rounding up pro-Nazis in order to ship them to death camps. One of his associates claimed that “whoever works for this ball gets a yellow star pinned on him.”

I get confused. I thought people like Strache adored Adolf Hitler who never killed anyone, they just committed mass suicide. Just remember, make a nasty remark to Strache and you will get a Nazi armband wrapped around your arm.

Israel Goes Nuclear Over Iranian Nuclear

The world is deeply concerned about Iranian efforts to develop nuclear weapons which are regarded as a threat to peace in the Middle East. However, threats by the government of Israel also pose a threat to stability and peace in the region. Israel Defense Minister  Ehud Barak made clear his government’s policy toward Iran. “We are determined to prevent Iran from going nuclear.” Recent articles from government sources argue the world exaggerates consequences of an Israel attack on Iran. However, a large segment of the Israel intelligence agency is deeply concerned about such actions.

What might happen if Israel bombs Iran:

1. Missiles will be fired by Hezbollah from Lebanon which would lead to an Israel invasion of that country.

2. There will be numerous examples of suicide bombers killing self and innocent civilians which would result in more Israel violence toward Palestinians.

3. Iraq will distance itself from this event.

4. President Bahar al-Assad will become the ally of Iran and undercut efforts to remove him from office.

“I’m Jewish, I Can Live Where I Want!”

Itai Harel, a nice Jewish settler inhabiting a hill located in the West Bank, which originally was seized by Israel troops during a war, believes he has a right to live where he desires because he is Jewish and God gave the Israelis the land of what is known as the West Bank. “Look at all this wonderful empty land all the way from Jerusalem, waiting for its sons  to come to build and live in it.” In other words, we Jews in Israel can take any empty land not inhabited by people and build on it.

1700 in America: “Look at all this empty land which only has some Indians hunting in it, they will not mind if I build a house and farm on it. God willed that we Europeans had a right to build wherever we desired in North America. If you don’t believe me, check with God.”

1500  in Asia: “Look at all this empty land in what they call Siberia which is mainly inhabited by animals. God has given us the right to conquer, send anyone living here to death and take over the land. After all, how can one argue with God’s commandments?”

Israel Supreme Court Justice, Dorit Beinisch, put it bluntly to these Jewish criminals: “We can only hope residents of Migron accept their duty not to behave like hooligans and resettle in any other place the State allows them.”

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu believes Jewish hooligans have a right to live, at least close to where they steal land. He is preparing new homes for these criminals a few miles away. I think he is giving them another area that God has designed for Jews.

 

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 21 year old mind trapped in an 81 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Sign: “Fertility Pharmacist On Duty.” I assume that means he impregnates on demand.

It is doubtful if Newt Gingrich ever uttered a sentence without the expression, “I have experience in changing America.” The problem is –in which ways?

Some have a “dainty appearance.” Me, I’m a slob.

Some wonder, “why” and some wonder, “why not.”

If at first you don’t succeed, chances are you never will.

We see what we need to see.

Few in the modern corporation love it.

Fifteen degrees and she wears a mini-skirt. I assume she has either a warm body or heart.

I am not a quantifier of life.

Young children have special  relations to their dolls.

I have never worn a tee shirt with the name of a college. I just graduate from them.

I rarely scratch my head in public.

Israel Will Go It Alone

 It is not surprising that President Barack Obama boasted of his firm support for Israel, given that he wants the support of American Jewish voters. He once again stood up for the inane ideas of Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and turned his back on peace.  Back in the Middle East, Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas, finally gave up in his attempts to reach a peace agreement based on 1967  borders. “If we determine the borders it is possible to return to negotiations, but the Israelis don’t want to determine the borders.”

Bibi Netanyahu places votes from settlers and religious fanatics as more important than ending a conflict which has raged for over half a century.

 

SAYINGS OF CHAIRMAN RON PAUL

We offer to the public a collection of comments by Chairman Ron Paul on life and people.

1. “As far as I know, Adolf Hitler did not kill any Americans before we got into a war with him.”

2. “If you are poor, how about  getting a job?”

3.  ”I am more than willing to treat at least five sick people each week who lack money to pay for medical expenses. Of course, I expect them to take care of some  work around my house.”

4. “Nothing prevents a person in wheel chair from leaning down to pick up  papers on the ground.?

5.  ”Women raped in Congo? I recommend they make certain those who rape use contraceptives.”

6.  ”American businessmen invested over $300,000 to build the transcontinental railroad. The Federal government only invested $200,000,000. Free enterprise at work for America.”

7.” I strongly recommend the best plan to reduce medical costs is for people not to get sick.”

8. “Perhaps government built roads, canals, bridges and ports,but it was American business which used them.”

Iranian Nukes Aid Israel!

Israel military planning division chief, General Amir Eshel argues that if Iran gets atomic weapons it would constrain Israel from striking at Palestinian forces in Lebanon, Gaza and would impair assaults on Hezbollah or Hamas. “If we are forced to do things in Gaza or Lebanon, under the Iranian nuclear umbrella it might be different.” He worries that a nuclear Iran is a threat to regional stability and to the survival of Israel. However, there is another way to interpret an Iranian nuclear weapon.

It would force Israel to engage in HONEST NEGOTIATIONS  with Palestinian leaders like President Abbas. It would force Israel to end their aggressive and violent occupation of the West Bank and reach a reasonable resolution of this problem. An Israel which worked with Palestinians to create a new regional economic structure stands a better chance for long term peace and prosperity than an Israel which only relies on threats, war and violence against Palestinians. It is time for Israel to grasp the need to be a leader of compromise and peace.