Category Archives: Judaism

The Stopsky Law

We offer a new law to explain any discussion of American politics in which the name of Hillary Clinton or Bill Clinton appears.

1. Within a sentence the following words will appear: sex maniac, Monica Lewinsky

2. Within a sentence the following words will appear: Liar, Hillary, Benghazi.

3. Within a sentence the following words will appear: not trustworthy, can’t be trusted.

4. Within a sentence the following words will appear: women hate her, allowed Bill to fuck women.

5. Within a sentence the following will appear: serial sex maniac, hates America.

6. Within a sentence the following will appear: Goldman Sachs, Wall Street, speeches.

It is impossible for American media to just report what Hillary Clinton actually says or believes.

Bernie On Democracy

Up until the past year I doubt if there were more than a few million people in this nation who even knew that Bernie Sanders was a US Senator from Vermont. But,these days, Bernie is declaiming and declaring his views on just about any and all subjects. So, here is the Sanders take on the state of democracy:

“Democracy is not always nice and quiet and gentle, but that is where the Democratic party should go.Democracy is messy. Every day my life is messy. But, if you want everything to be just and orderly and allowing, you know just things to proceed without more debate, that is not what democracy is all about.” Frankly, this is the sort of comment one might hear from the great Donald Trump. Reality, Bernie: as of this date Hillary Clinton has secured three million more votes than you have. I assume in your version of democracy, the one with the most votes, wins.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

My greatest virtue in life is that I do NOT believe I know THE TRUTH.

I have never followed any leader with eyes shut to reality.

Bernie Sanders may have been raised in Brooklyn, but he never learned ‘street smarts.’

Chris Christie standing next to Donald Trump looks like the little man on the top of a wedding cake.

Ah for the glory days of George Bush.

I root for LeBron James to be beaten, he is just too good to win all the time.

This is the most politically ignorant generation of young people in American history.

Inside The Brain Of Chris Christie

Each time I see a picture of Donald Trump there is a sort of chubby  guy standing next to him with a blank look that is either total indifference or how do I make my daddy like me. So, I decided to take a long voyage through the body of Chris Christie in search of the lost soul of the man, assuming that he once had  soul to lose. It was a perilous journey over broke bridges of fat covered in chocolate syrup that  extended for miles.

Me: So, Chris, how come you are now for the man two months ago you claimed was unfit to be president?
Chris: Now, Fred, I would appreciate if  you would delete any comments that I once made about the red headed guy who shouts even louder than I do.

Me: Now, Chris, no one, and I mean no one can outdo you when it comes to ranting and raving nonsense. How about the bridge that was closed and you didn’t know anything about it?

Chris: Fred, let’s face reality. I couldn’t get elected as dog catcher in the state of New Jersey, so what’s left? I’d rather shine the boots of Donald than be completely ignored by the media. See, now, even you want my opinion!

Me: Well, in all honesty Chris, you are and have always been a rather heavy guy to cover. But, the key thing is now you DO have a mission in life. Stand next to the ranter and listen to his nonsense knowing full well, when it comes to ranting nonsense, no one can outdo the great, and I do mean, great, Chris Christie.

Bill Weld Gets Carried Away

Bill Weld was formerly a Republican governor of Massachusetts and served on the Holocaust Commission under President George Bush. He currently is running for vice president on the Libertarian ticket which is composed of people who cannot stand Donald Trump and have misgiving concerning Hillary Clinton.  Mr. Weld recently got carried away with his anger toward Donald Trump. He, particularly, was frightened at the  Trump proposal to somehow round up eleven million illegal immigrants, place them in “concentration camps”and then somehow send them back to Mexico.

In 1938, Nazi Germans unleashed horrible attacks upon Jews that is known as Kristallnacht. “I can hear the glass crunching on Kristallnacht in the ghettos of Warsaw and Vienna  when I hear Trump’s plan announced.”

Sorry, Mr. Weld, you are completely incorrect about Kristallnacht. Germans did not invade and conquer Poland until 1939, and there were no similar outbreaks against Jews in Austria on that night. If you claim to be a member of the Holocaust Commission, the least you can do is know your Holocaust history.It is mistakes such as these that allow Trump to complain people distort his ideas.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Everyone of the top one percent is 100% behind Bernie Sanders when he attacks Hillary Clinton.

Planes disappear and at least it is not blamed on illegal Hispanic immigrants.

Ah, for the old days when baseball games ended within two hours.

America’s youth has absolutely NO idea about American history. I wonder why?

The social media has become a new political party.

I await Donald Trump’s super pacs!

Bernie, believe it or not, there ARE some decent wealthy people, and a whole lot of stupid middle class people.

Bernie And Hillary

Once upon a time Republicans were worried their party would disintegrate into a fierce battle at the convention. But latest polls show that 87% of Republicans are now ready to vote for the Donald man. Just as Republicans are gathering together, Bernie and his cohort of young rebels are preparing for an assault–not on Donald Trump, for God’s sake–NO. They are ready to wreck the Democratic convention in the name of RIGHT.

There is something weird about Bernie Sanders seeking the Democratic nomination, given that he is not even a Democrat. But, he has been able to arouse anger, hate, fury–NO, not at Donald Trump or Republicans– but at the evil mommy who won’t let him have dessert. Bernie Sanders has a rendezvous with disaster, NO, America has a rendezvous with disaster if Donald Trump becomes president. So, what will  happen?

1.The Supreme Court for the next twenty years will have a majority which opposes women rights, the rights of workers, the rights of Hispanics, and, certainly, the rights of Muslims.

2. The top one percent that Bernie rants about will have complete freedom to give how ever much they desire to purchase elections.

3. Talk about the one percent having gobs of money, after four years of Trump they will have gobs more!

Oh well, Bernie believes he knows the truth and this truth will give him fame and America will live in infamy!

Egyptian Plane Crashes

An Egyptian plane flying from France crashed as it  reached the shores of Egypt and not far from Cairo. We asked several leading Americans to explain the crash.

Megyn Kelly: I assume the liberal media will once again blame the Great Donald Trump for this calamity. Gee, I so adore his gorgeous red hair!

Bill O’Reilly: The plane was shot down off the coast of Africa, Barack Obama is from Africa. Do the math: one plus one equals two.

Mike Huckabee: I was told by informants that neither of the  pilots prayed to our Lord, Jesus Christ. This is justifiable punishment.

Ted Cruz: Secure the borders, secure the borders! And, remember, that I graduated from an Ivy League school which proves that I am smarter than you!

Ben Carson: I heard the plane came down near Cairo. I have spent many days in Cairo, Illinois, and am very sad for the loss of life.

Bernie Sanders: There is overwhelming evidence that not a single passenger who died was from the top one percent!

Hillary Clinton: I should point out that not a single plane was shot down while Bill Clinton was president.

Donald Trump: When I make America, Great Again, no terrorist would dare shooting down a plane. I will wipe them out if they do!

 

 

 

 

 

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Bernie Sanders has the TRUTH and no one else does.

Donald Trump each day is more presidential, or at least he tries so very, very, hard.

Megyn Kelly threw her body under that of Donald Trump and gave herself one big screwing.

American “liberals” so enjoy losing elections as long as they  are right!

Ralph Nader gave us George Bush and the death of millions in the Middle East, so what will Bernie Sanders give us?

Hillary Clinton suffers from pundits repeating over and over lies about her.

No, Hillary Clinton is not perfect, but she will appoint Supreme Court Justices who will protect human rights!

Surprise! Donald is going to have Megyn Kelly as his running mate!

After Me, The Deluge!

Each day it becomes increasingly clear what lies behind the Bernie Sanders moment. Bernie claims to be a “Socialist.” A fundamental belief of many Marxists is that the best way to gain power is to encourage chaos and violence since the end result will be people seeking a Marxist government to restore law and order and prosperity. In 1932, German Socialists refused to join a coalition against Adolf Hitler because his government would cause the German economy collapse and result in Communists gaining control.

Bernie continues to shout the need for “change from the bottom up.” He presents to young Americans a picture in which Hillary Clinton and the leading Democrats control the nation and must be defeated by “the people.” He insists that HE alone can stop Trump and that Hillary Clinton can not be the candidate. There are aspects of his argument that resemble those who failed to halt Hitler.I have a hunch Bernie believes a Trump presidency would result in Bernie sweeping to victory in 2016!

Add in the pleasure this once obscure US Senator is now getting and it becomes harder and harder for him to walk off the stage of politics.