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NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

If stupidity was a crime, requiring deportation, this country finally would get rid of its Republicans.

Donald has “plans,” and Hillary has emails. Which of these two is the more boring story?

I must confess that Ryan Lochte does look sincere. However, he reminds me of the kid who mom found in the cookie jar.

How come Sanders and Trump people always talk about IMPORTS but not a word about EXPORTS?

Ironically, the Clinton model was Donald Trump–make gobs of money rather than the Jimmy Carter model of engaging in service to others–without any thought of pay.

Not a word from Donald about the fantastic performance of our Olympic squad–they certainly made Americans feel Great.

How come Great Britain almost passed the one billion Chinese in medals?

Trump supporters on CNN always refer to him as “Mr. Trump” while Clinton supporters frequently say, “Hillary.”

Trump went to Baton Rouge to hand out packages, for some reason, he just never got the urge to go to Vietnam and hand out bullets.

If being a  coward was a virtue, Donald Tump, the draft dodger during the Vietnam war would be a Saint.

I wonder why Donald Trump never once has cited his German ancestry.

Trump Spells Out His Plan

The “new” Donald Trump made a speech. OK, he continued to wave his tiny arms in order to make a point. But, Donald wanted one and all to know that he had a plan to make America Great Again. We offer the specifics of his plan:

I am going to bring back high paying jobs from China.

I am going to make certain that coal miners have high paying jobs.

I am going to wipe out ISIS, frankly, it will be easy.

I am going to end the Death tax and make certain those with over a few million do not have to pay a Death Tax.

I am going to build a Great Wall.

I am going to ensure that each American young person can attend college.

I am going to cut taxes.

I am going to balance the budget.

Trust me,trust me, I am a Great Businessman who has created thousands and thousands of jobs. Just ask the maids in my hotels about the high salaries they earn!

OH, please, let’s not get into details.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25  year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

The circus just came to town and Donald Trump will be the ringmaster of it.

If ignorance of American history was a virtue, then Donald Trump would be a saint in heaven.

Frankly, I would hate to be halted by Brazilian police as our swimmers were the other night.

We Americans love our guns, and our guns love to kill us.

If there were no emails to discuss, what then would Trump discuss?

We Americans certainly are Great Again in the Olympics.

I doubt if Donald Trump could pass the basic immigrant test about American history.

I so wish that Hillary Clinton could speak in terms that lift hearts.

Republicans And US History

There is no doubt that Donald Trump is the most un-American candidate to ever run for the office of president. I suspect Donald has absolutely NO idea about the history of this nation. He made another of his tirades in which he demanded that immigrants to America pass a patriotism test. Of course, if Donald had to take a test regarding what is America, he would be sent back to his ancestor’s home in Germany.

Constitutional lawyer Lawrence Tribe termed Donald’s idea of inciting that immigrants prove they were loving Americans is unconstitutional. “The  proposal is deeply un-American, is probably unconstitutional, and would fail in Congress. I know for certain that Trump never heard of the Chinese Exclusion Act which prevented anyone from China to enter the US. This 1882 law was not changed until the 1940s. We Americans do NOT have political tests for immigrants. Of course, there are some minor problems– who writes the test, who grades the test, what if some liberals or conservatives disagree with this question or that question?

Middle Eastern Silliness

There are moments when Middle Eastern conflicts reach the level of how children behave in life. There was a judo match between a Jewish Israeli and a Muslim Egyptian.  Islam El Shelby got beat by the Jew Or Sasson,and the norm in judo is for the two combatants to bow to one another and shake hands. But,  the Egyptian has high moral and religious views so he refused to shake the his opponent’s hand. There is no question this behavior demonstrates the ultimate ridiculous aspects of Middle Eastern conflict.

The Olympic Committee made clear, “the Egyptian’s conduct was contrary to   the rules of fair play, and against the spirit of friendship embodied in Olympic values.” So, they told him to get the hell out of Brazil and take his childish behavior back to the other kids back in Egypt. When will those in the Middle East reach the level of children aged twelve?

Of course, then again we have a presidential election here in America where the biggest child of all is Donald Trump.

Chicago Tribune Idiot Of Day

I ordinarily each day have to endure the stupidity of Chicago Tribune columnist John Kass, but every so often he allows some senile old Jewish gentleman named Ron Grossman to offer his stupidity of the day. Yesterday, Mr. Grossman wrote: “Donald Trump has single-handedly transformed the Republican Party from a champion of big business to a voice for the white working class.” Of course, there are some other groups who belong in the “working class” such as blacks, or Hispanics or Asians. But, to Mr. Grossman, Donald is the voice of workers!

Donald Trump wants to ensure that “workers who have been paying taxes do not have to pay a tax when they die.” WOW, what a brilliant statement in support of workers! Of course, prior to any Trump plan, 99.9% of workers do NOT pay a death tax. Only one percent of Americans pay this tax. Of course, according to the Trump plan, his family would save millions if he dropped dead tomorrow.

White workers, ALL workers, need higher wages. But, Donald, opposes raising the minimum wage. ALL workers need day care, but Donald never mentions this issue. ALL workers have children who need student debt relief, but Donald never mentions this. Of course, Donald wants to bring back “high paying jobs from China.” Mrs. Zang just took a  position in Washington D.C. for a Chinese news agency. She noted to an American colleague: “why do Americans want to bring back jobs from China, they are all low paying jobs!”

P.S. Oh,Mr.Grossman, the US also EXPORTS GOODS. Place high tariffs on incoming goods,and there will be high tariffs on our exports.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Good lord! Donald actually read from a script!

Someone in the Trump camp should make Donald end those facial expressions, hardly presidential.

I assume Ted Cruz is delighted with the current presidential campaign.

For Republicans, when desiring to frighten Americans, they just shout: LAW AND ORDER!

Reality for the world, as ISIS collapses in the Middle East, it is left with the need to carry out attacks in cities of the Western world.

Is Mike Pence in this election, never hear from him.

I bet John McCain prays for the defeat of Donald Trump.

The Art Of The Deal

Donald Trump  so enjoys noting that “his”book, The Art of the Deal has been a  best seller for years. In this book, he demonstrates his mastery of business, and can guarantee that anyone  who reads this brilliant piece of scholarship will, almost instantly, become successful in business, and in  life. Who knows, you men might wind up with three beautiful wives,and at least one hundred law suits filed by angry, losers who do not enjoy being  a loser.

Tony Schwartz in an article last month in The New Yorker revealed that Donald Trump did not write The Art of the Deal. Mr. Schwartz had written an article which described Trump as ” a ham-fisted thug who had not been successful in  evicting rent-controlled tenants.” Ordinarily, a person described in such tones would be furious, but not Donald. He called Schwartz and asked if he would ghost write a book, that book was The Art of the Deal. Proof that he had a ghost writer? Ordinarily, a ghost writer receives 10% of royalties, Mr.Schwartz received 50%.

Tony writes: “I genuinely believe if Trump wins  and gets the nuclear codes,there is an excellent possibility  it will lead to the end of civilization.”

The Danger of Words

Anyone who lived through the 1960s is quite familiar with the power of words to destroy. Within a ten year period, President John Kennedy was murdered, Malcolm X was killed, Martin Luther King was murdered, and two months later Robert Kennedy was murdered. Perhaps, perhaps, Donald Trump is oblivious to the danger of his words, I  am willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. But, his nonstop shouting hate and anger toward Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton could easily be interpreted by some of the nut cases attending his rallies to blast away.

Yuval Rabin, son of former Israel Prime Minister, Yitzhak Rabin warned Americans of the danger of shouting hate. His father was killed by an Israel hater who was  urged on to hate by people like Benjamin Netanyahu. ‘Trumps’s  words are an incitement  to the type of political violence that touched me personally.” Netanyahu continued to claim Rabin was a “traitor” for seeking peace with Palestinians. One day, someone transformed those words into action. Will the same occur in America?

Donald Concerned About An Honest Election

Donald Trump is concerned about the need  for a fair and honest election this year. Right now his main concern is that he will get cheated in the state of Pennsylvania. “Because if we get cheated out of this election, if we keg cheated out of a win in  Pennsylvania, which is a vital state, especially when I know what is  happening here, folks,  we have to call up law enforcement,  and we have to call the sheriffs,  and the police…”

The latest polls indicate that Hillary Clinton has a nine  point lead in Pennsylvania. Naturally, I have been informed by Trump officials, that this so called lead was created by crooked CNN polls and crooked national polls, and most probably if we could actually read ALL Clinton emails, the truth about how this crook is trying to steal the election  from Trump would finally emerge.

Donald, 31 of 50 Governors in the US are Republicans. I assume, since you have no knowledge of American history, no one has told you that States conduct the national election, not the Federal government. If anyone is going to steal this election, it is the Republican party!