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NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Some want to fuck Donald Trump, Carly Fiorina would fuck anyone who gave her a job.

Question: Which of his three wives would become the First Lady?

This is the first election in memory where voters say,”I really don’t like the candidate I’m voting for, but the  other candidate I hate.”

I assume at one point, ISIS will chop off the head of ISIS when they run out of heads to chop off.

Bill Clinton has really lost his voice, he sounds old.

Hillary continues to make idiotic comments, how come?

Are Republicans positive they don’t want to take another look at Mitt Romney?

 

Ignorance IS A Virtue!

The Kenya dude who somehow became president of the United States once again demonstrated his hatred of our noble land. He made this incredible statement while addressing students at Rutgers University: “In politics and life, ignorance is not a virtue. It is not cool to not know what you’re talking about.” Huh? Let me get this clear,is the President of the United States arguing that one should KNOW what he is talking about? Huh?

During the past nine months we have had over 17 intelligent and wise Republicans making clear that being ignorant IS a virtue and a necessity to become president. If I say, “there is NO climate change’, and I make that statement with dignity and certainty and add that God is on my side, how can what I say be incorrect? Since when did anyone seeking the presidency have to know what the hell he is talking about? We Americans want leaders who are boastful, who make promises that can never be kept, but leave us feeling happy and content. That is the essence of the American Dream.

Example: “figures indicate that MORE Hispanics are leaving America than entering. BUT, if I believe those alleged “facts”how the hell can I want to build a Great Wall and give jobs to millions??

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

As ye sow, so shall ye reap, vote for Donald and get the results you do not want.

Republicans will rally around anyone who is not Hillary. Adolf is really not a completely bad guy.

Social media is usually not so social.

Schools have become a giant testing center for memorizing trivia.

I wonder what Washington, Lincoln and Jefferson think about their creation these days up in Heaven?

Strange how fear of ISIS has shifted to another fear.

Social media creates “truth” by simply repeating lies.

Bernie has to organize his folks to go on and on into the fall.

In my youth many years ago, we admired scientists since they knew more than we did. Times have changed.

These days people boast about their ignorance as a sign of intelligence!

I so wish Elizabeth Warren had sought the presidency.

 

 

 

 

“This Is America!”

It was just another Southwestern Airline flight and Gill Parker Payne was just about to take his seat when suddenly he became terrified for his life. Was it because some Islamic terrorist had boarded the flight and was ready to detonate a bomb? Well,  Gill is a one tough American. He walked up to a Muslim woman who was wearing –a suicide vest? Well, not exactly. She was wearing a hijab–wearing a hijab in our beloved America!

So, Gill did what any God-fearing, loyal American would do. He walked up to this potential terrorist and ripped the hijab off her head shouting: “This is America!!”

P.S. I wonder what Gill would say or do to an American Jew who wears yarmulka?

Voice Of America

Edward Tucker is an68 retired carpenter and  he is very angry. “I think Trump is nuts, but I’d love to have him as president to see what happens. I wouldn’t want to end up in some kind of war or anything. But, something is going to change if he’s president, we just don’t know what.”

1933: “OK, so this guy Adolf Hitler is some kind of nut and says crazy things about Jews, but I’d love to have him as leader of Germany. I wouldn’t want to end up  in some kind of war or anything. But, something is going to change if he’s our Leader, we just don’t know what.”

By the way, exactly who did Edward Tucker vote for these past twenty years? I’ll be he voted for Republicans who created the inequality that bothers him!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year  old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I await Donald assuring one and all  that his best friends are illegal Hispanic immigrants.

For some, their greatest fear is ISIS, for others, who pisses next to them in the toilet.

Butterflies are disappearing, I guess they heard Republicans were nominating Trump.

I wonder if I could bottle Bernie’s enthusiasm and sell it for $4.95 a bottle.

It is still early enough in the baseball season to hope your team will win the World Series.

The belief that Hillary Clinton is not trustworthy simply proves if you repeat endlessly a lie, it sticks.

I have a hunch that God has taken a long vacation from his  creation.

Donald’s Being Persecuted

Candidate Donald Trump was recently asked  about why he does not wish to reveal his tax returns. Which of the following was his response?

A

1. Red headed males do not have to reveal tax returns.

2.  No one asked George Washington to reveal his tax returns so why should I?

3.  It’s because the IRS hates Christians and I’m one Big Christian!

 

Donald was asked how his meeting with Paul Ryan went. Which was his response?

1. OK, I agreed not to call him, “lying Paul.”

2. We had a good talk.

3.  I gave my promise not to fuck his wife!

Donald was asked his ideas about the new mayor of London being a Muslim.

C

1. He can enter as long as he strips to naked.

2. At least he speaks English so he can’t be all bad.

3. Sure, he can enter, some of my best friends are Muslims.

Correct answers: A-3, B-2, C-3

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Since Donald believes a candidate can change ideas, I assume he will have an Hispanic running mate.

Drought, fires, storms and Republicans just say, weather changes.

The word, “Socialist” used to be an insult, today, many young people shout it out with joy.

Mystery of my life, when did it become normal for criminals to kill kids?

Then again, when did it become normal for kids to kill kids?

Then again, when did it become normal for kids to kill themselves with guns?

All members of Congress should be compelled to read a history of the Constitutional Convention and learn what our Founding Fathers actually believed.

Oh well, its Thursday in Chicago and who gets killed today?

A Leader For All Seasons

It increasingly becomes clear that Donald Trump has hit upon a novel approach to seeking the presidency. Ordinarily, those who are candidates for president lay out their ideas and defend those ideas during the campaign. But, Donald has discovered a new twist to seeking the presidency. He recently told Bill O’Reilly, “I’ve been pro-life. I was a meek fashioned pro-choice, but I’ve become pro-life.” He  promised to appoint pro-life justices to the Supreme Court.

I assume that Donald will now campaign for:

I am for lower taxes on the middle class before I decide to favor higher taxes.

I used to be for gun restrictions, but these days, I just say: “Blast away and watch out”

OK, so I screwed some broads, but from now on I’m for one broad at a time.

OK, so I said some nasty comments about Hispanics and wanted to build a Great Wall, but from now on I want everyone to eat tacos made by Hispanics and I want to build a bridge from Mexico to the US.

OK, so I once hugged and kissed Hillary, but from now on, I’m going to screw that bitch until she shouts, “I surrender!”

Oh, and I will visit a mosque.

The Hillary File

If one reads the media or engages in any aspect of social media it is quite clear that millions of Americans believe that Hillary Clinton is:

A liar

Untrustworthy

Violates security laws

Engages in secret violations of the law regarding her income

Has a shady past

At present, she is  under investigation for security breaches since she sent emails that might have been illegal. As one who was once cleared for US Army Top Secret, and NATO Top Secret, the charges against her are a farce. At this moment, there are over TWO MILLION PEOPLE who are cleared for Top Secret. In other words, there is NO Top Secret that is Secret!

We have heard over and over, the word, BENGHAZI. As Secretary of State, Clinton was technically responsible for over 100 Embassy sites. In 1983, while Ronald Reagan was president, Hammas Islamic terrorists blew up a Marine barracks in Lebanon and killed 250 Marines. NOT A SINGLE DEMOCRAT IN CONGRESS BLAMED THE PRESIDENT OR ASKED FOR AN INVESTIGATION! If we adhere to Republican claims that the Secretary of State is responsible for every criminal act in or around an Embassy site, why not just arrest every Secretary of State?

As of this date, Hillary Clinton has NEVER been charged and convicted of any crime. The former Republican Speaker of the House, Dennis Hastert, has now been convicted of molesting several children. For some reason, no Republican is blaming Mrs. Hastert as an “enabler.”