It increasingly becomes clear that Donald Trump has hit upon a novel approach to seeking the presidency. Ordinarily, those who are candidates for president lay out their ideas and defend those ideas during the campaign. But, Donald has discovered a new twist to seeking the presidency. He recently told Bill O’Reilly, “I’ve been pro-life. I was a meek fashioned pro-choice, but I’ve become pro-life.” He promised to appoint pro-life justices to the Supreme Court.
I assume that Donald will now campaign for:
I am for lower taxes on the middle class before I decide to favor higher taxes.
I used to be for gun restrictions, but these days, I just say: “Blast away and watch out”
OK, so I screwed some broads, but from now on I’m for one broad at a time.
OK, so I said some nasty comments about Hispanics and wanted to build a Great Wall, but from now on I want everyone to eat tacos made by Hispanics and I want to build a bridge from Mexico to the US.
OK, so I once hugged and kissed Hillary, but from now on, I’m going to screw that bitch until she shouts, “I surrender!”
Oh, and I will visit a mosque.
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