Category Archives: Judaism

OFF WITH HER HEAD!!

Chris Christie really got Republicans aroused into a fury by posing some questions such as:

‘Guilty or not guilty of allowing Boko Haram in Nigeria to kidnap over 200 girls and reduce them to sexual slavery?”

Response: GUILTY

“Guilty or not guilty of closing down the George Washington Bridge?”

Response: GUILTY

“Guilty or not guilty of forcing a complete halt to road construction in the state of New Jersey?”

Response: GUILTY
“Guilty or not guilty of deliberately sabotaging the speech of Mrs. Trump?”

Response: GUILTY

“Guilty or not guilty of preventing the Chicago Cubs from winning a world series-she is from Chicago?”

Response: GUILTY

“Guilty or not guilty of making England leave the EU?”

Response: GUILTY

“Guilty or not guilty of why Jesus has not returned to the  planet Earth?”

Response: GUILTY

 

Chris Christie–Voice of Support

As you may or may not remember, Chris Christie was among the original group seeking the Republican party nomination for president. So, who else but Chris can make a case for Donald Trump?

“You know, some guys would be upset because some red headed loud guy stole the Republican nomination from me. There is no question that I, and I  mean, I, am the most qualified person to become president. Good lord they love me so much in New Jersey–wait a second, what the heck do I do in New Jersey? Oh, I am the governor. Anyway, my support there is now 25% because most Jersey folks want me to become president.

Oh, I was speaking about my master, ha, ha, I just call him that because Donald has a great, and, I mean,  a great sense of humor. Anyway, when I was lost and forlorn having been knocked out of the Republican primary, who but Donald reached out to me with a  position that restored my self respect.He made me his OFFICIAL, and I mean, Official, valet in charge of all cleaning around the house. In addition, he allows me to stand behind him during his speeches, and I don’t even have to smile. And, I, and I mean, I, am the one who shines his shoes, and arranges his wardrobe! God bless Donald Trump, the man who loves people, and knows how to make them feel wanted!”

 

Ben Carson–Voice of God

I realize that some people do not respect Ben Carson, nor do they recognize his brilliant religious mind which daily is in contact with God up there.

“My fellow Republicans, no, I mean my fellow Americans, no, I mean my fellow Christians, who are united in love with our Lord, Jesus Christ. A nation that throws God out of its laws, a nation that forbids decent Christians from refusing to aid filthy, dirty, homosexuals, such a nation has abandoned God. A nation that throws God away, runs the risk of having God thrown them away. You have to understand that God does not like those who reject his principles, and, if anyone dares to show lack of respect for God, He has no other option than to cease loving you.

God so loves Donald Trump, God so loves this man who shared his bed, not with one, not with two, but with three women,and from their wombs came new born children who love God. God does not like a fornicator, he does not like anyone who seeks a divorce, but, when it comes to Donald Trump, he has finally met a man who so loves God that he deliberately disregards the Commandments so God can continue loving him.

You choice is Hillary Clinton, the liar, the cheat, the woman who stands by her man who is fornicating, or you can support a fornicator who loves God and the Republican party. And, he sure does help me sell my books!”

Trump Is Humble

Among the confusing aspects of this presidential race is the ongoing attacks on Donald Trump by those who argue he is not a humble man. In fairness, any objective commentator on American politics has to admit that Donald is the most humble man to ever seek the presidency. OK, he does boast about  his large hand size, but he never has argued that his hands are larger than those of most American males. He has said that he would build a Great Wall, a Wall along the Mexican border. BUT, he has never said that he would build a Wall along the border with Canada.

Donald Trump has made clear that he is not one of those ‘INTELLECTUALS” who always boast about their foreign policy knowledge. Donald is quite frank that he has absolutely NO knowledge of world events. Contrast that honesty with the ongoing claims of Hillary Clinton who claims to know a lot. Who would Americans prefer as President, one who admits to being ignorant, and proud of being that way, or one who is always boasting and boasting about her foreign policy knowledge?

Donald is a humble man. He is a man who is proud of not knowing. Isn’t it time to elect a humble ignorant, even, stupid, person as our president. Donald stands in sharp contrast to those Ivy League boasting, proud to read books guys like President Obama. So, I applaud Donald Trump for being the first honest, humble man to run for president. Transfer power to the ignorant, to those who admit to having limited knowledge about foreign policy or economics, of climate issues,or student debt, or God knows what else!

The Trump Cabinet

OK, it is now possible that Donald Trump will become president of the United States of America. Based on several reports, he may well intend to place his children into important government positions. Most probably, he wanted his daughter, Ivanka to be his running mate as the vice-president, but some damn part of the Constitution prohibits both candidates to be from the same state. So:

1.Ivanka would be a wonderful person to become the Secretary of the Treasury. She has been running Trump enterprise companies, so why not handle the Treasury?

2. Her husband, Jed Kushner, has solid credentials to become the Secretary of State. He is Jewish, he is Orthodox Jewish, his dad was sent to prison for business misdeeds, he loves Ivanka, he will be loved in Jerusalem by Prime Minister Netanyahu, so who else for this position.

3. There is always Donald Jr. He recently expressed a desire to become Secretary of the Interior. I have absolutely no understanding why he wants this position, but, heck, he is a Trump. Who else to run down our national heritage?

4. Of course, there is always Newt Gingrich. He wants to deport a few hundred thousand Muslims from America. He definitely should become the Attorney General.

5. Last but not least is Chris Christie. I would suggest he assume a position that enables him to handle garbage collection in America. If anyone knows how to live with being the subject of garbage from Donald, it is Chris Christie. OK, if not that, who else knows more about being a valet and running the White House staff, but Chris?

 

We Finally Got Him!

During the 18th and 19th centuries, the young American nation was known to Europeans as the leader in the fight to end capital punishment, and to create prisons where the goal was rehabilitation of criminals. That was then, today is now. Yesterday, the state of Georgia injected John Wayne Conner, aged sixty, with  barbiturate, and he soon was dead. The crime which resulted in his death happened in 1982 when John and his buddy, JT White were drinking and smoking marijuana. He was the sixth person this year in Georgia to be executed.

Gee, thirty years have passed since the crime. Did Mr. Conner display new behaviors? Did he demonstrate that the man who killed a friend, was now a different person? For God’s sake the ‘murder’ was an explosion of anger against a FRIEND!

They Are Coming For US!

I so enjoy so-called experts on CNN who emphasize that Americans must become realists and accept the reality that ISIS and other terrorist groups are coming after US. Of  course the US are Christians and Jews residing in America who now are the target of hating Muslim terrorists. Repeating a lie does not make it true despite the number of times you shout it. Here is  REALITY;:

1. Fewer than 100 Americans have been killed by Muslim terror groups.

2. Each day in Iraq over a hundred MUSLIMS are murdered by ISIS or al-Qaeda.

3. Nearly one million Syrian Muslims have been killed due to terror by their government or from terrorists.

4. Muslims are getting killed in Libya.

5. Each time ISIS has seized territory they murder Muslims.

6. In Afghanistan Muslims are killing Muslims.

7. In Pakistan, Muslims are killing Muslims.

The list goes on and on. Relatively few non-Muslims have been killed due to terrorist action.

The main people that ISIS is coming after are–MUSLIMS!!

 

France Under Siege–Why?

Last night in Nice, France a mad man went on a rampage and drove a truck through thousands of people celebrating Bastille Day. Yes, he was a Muslim. Actually, it appears he was of Tunisian heritage. The question arises as to why are so many attacks by ISIS conducted by those who have lived and worked in France? Answers to that  question in no way justify the actions of this deranged young man. Reality: Over 95% of Muslims born in the United States are assimilated and many earn excellent salaries. They are American Muslims.

However, in France, the vast majority of Muslims do NOT consider themselves to be French. Of course, many do, but there is a large number of Muslims who feel isolated from French culture and values. They never in school became proud of their French culture, nor do they share many French values. A high percent of young Muslims are unemployed or work at low pay occupations. Unlike, most American Muslims, they do not emphasize their French Muslim category.

A high percent live in slums without any prospect for a middle class life. France is a class based society in which those of the middle and upper classes ensure their children wind up with good jobs and a good life. The French people must:

1. Accept multiculturalism which allows groups to retain part of their culture while entering the national culture.

2. It must cease silly laws such as how a Muslim female can or cannot dress. In America, Jews can wear their yarmulke and still retain a job. Why can’t Muslim women wear the chador or hijab? How you dress does not alter your sense of nationalism unless society makes one feel that way.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I sleep peacefully these nights knowing Republicans protect my toilet rights.

Since when does shit represent a right?

Every political leader over the past week has praised cops-now,how about giving them a raise?

The UK is torn to pieces by Brexit, soon Scotland will Brexit.

For some Sanders supporters, Donald Trump is the best ally in their fight for income equality in America?

On TV, cops aim for legs and arms, how come, not in real  life?

America will be Great Again, when Americans earn a living wage.

I think these days one can run on the Republican ticket if he weighs in at least 240 pounds.

Another Hairy Story

The most dramatic change in my 86 years of life has been the incredible interest in what people wear on the top of their head. I was raised as a Conservative Jew in a world in which men had a yarmulke and many women covered their head. Males and females in the synagogue had something on their head. Of course, in those days, professional women would not be caught in public without a beautiful hat. But, these days in countries like France hardly a day goes by without some incident about what woman placed on her head.

Asma Bougnaoui is a French design engineer and she committed the unpardonable sin of  coming to work with a headscarf. Her boss insisted this garment on her head “embarrassed”fellow workers. They insisted that if she wanted a  job, no headscarf at any time. She is appealing this decision.