The past several months have been a continuous outbreak of bad news for President Obama. Someone gets sick, it is all his fault. A new terrorist group emerges, it is all his fault. There is drought in the land, blame it one the black dude. Cops blast away at young black teens,and there is no one else to blame but the man in the White House. Michelle Obama can’t even get the name right of the candidate for whom she is campaigning, and this one definitely was caused by her husband. We have come to the conclusion that President Obama must change his approach to politics.
1. Declare openly his apologies for whatever goes wrong on weekdays.
2. Declare a weekend moratorium on blaming the President.
3. Appoint Joe Biden as acting mistake guy of the week.
4. Offer to play golf with John Boehner and when he refuses, take the issue to the people of America.
5. Announce that after prayer, God told him that Ebola was planned by the Republican party to get him into trouble.
Just remember, get God on your side and troubles disappear.