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NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from an 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Actually, Donald DOES have small hands, but no one talks about his small brain.

Only in America can someone seeking to lead the land have his main advisors be his family.

The New York Yankees have gone from being the Bronx Bombers to the Bronx Slumbers.

Anger towards immigrants will lead England to leave the EU.

Strange, ever since we Humans left Africa we have become angry to those who arrive in an area after we did.

I last fired a rifle in June, 1953 when  leaving the Army. Never once since then felt the need to fire the damn thing.

Bullets kill people, not praying.

My nightmare –Ivanka Trump as president!

A Meeting Of The Trumps

It is now clear that members of the Trump family played an important role in having the campaign manager fired. They just did not like Corey. We decided to peek in on a session of the Trumps in action.

Donald Junior: Dad, you are terrific, Dad, you are the best, the Greatest Dad in the United States, NO, in the entire world. But,Dad, even the greatest dad might use a few tips on how to succeed.

Donald senior: Junior, and when I say, Junior I mean it as a compliment. I know that I am the Greatest, the country knows that I  am the Greatest, so,we did not have the greatest week, but you have to depend on me.

Ivanka: Dad, I love you,my husband loves you, and, frankly,most Americans love you, but there is need for a few slight, small changes. As my husband put it, fire that damn schmuck,Corey.

Donald Senior: But,with Corey we swept the primaries. I will admit, yes, I CAN make  a few mistakes, but we ARE going to win because Americans love me.

Ivanka: Dad,could you please not wave your tiny hands around when speaking? You just insulted a judge and called him a “Mexican” even though he was born in Indiana. Dad,Indiana is not part of Mexico!

Donald Senior: I got the Greatest,the Biggest Hands of anyone running for president. Look, I was going to build the Greatest Wall ever built and that Mexican who hates me wanted to do me harm. I do not take crap  from anyone, particularly one of those illegals who somehow became a judge!

Junior: Dad, for God’s sake, this is your family, stop with the waving of arms and speak a sentence without the word, Great. Calm down. Begin to act what they call, presidential. Fire the jerk who doesn’t know how to run a presidential campaign and calm down. Enough with the Hispanics. Ivanka and I have decided that it is either us or the schmuck, Corey.

Senior: OK, just for once I will try it your way. But, let’s get one thing clear, I WILL continue to wave my hands, and they are BIG.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We  offer observations on the human condition from a 25 y ear old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Not a single person seeking high  office in America, actually served in the armed forces but all are gun-slinging good shots.

We live in an age of rhetoric, not action.

Once there were giants in the land, today,  mental pygmies.

ALL religions are used to justify killing.

Bill Maher is a liberal who believes only the Muslim religion contains terrorists has he ever heard of Catholic Adolf Hitler?

Well, LeBron James proved he IS the greatest!

Finally,  football will soon enter our lives.

Vote Your Conscience

There is now a movement among some Republicans to have delegates vote their conscience as to who should be the party’s candidate in the forthcoming election. We decided to ask a few Republicans about how they would vote:

Ted Cruz; It is quite clear, if I vote  from the perceptive of my conscience there is only one person who has the qualification for president: TED CRUZ

Jeb Bush: My conscience tells me to vote for Donald Duck any day over Donald Trump

Ben Carson: I need a moment of prayer. Whoever God tells me to vote for, that person I will vote for.

Carly Fiorina: Since Democrats are running a woman, we need a woman to run for President. Take on guess who is the ONLY qualified woman!

Rand Paul: Cut this out. You know who I won’t vote for if I voted on the basis of my conscience.

Rick Perry: You mean I can still vote for Rick Perry?

Hillary Clinton: Now, that is one soft ball question: The one and only Greatest Gy in the world who can build the Greatest Wall in the world!

Vladimir Putin: Donald Trump without a question. God, I could get that guy to build a Wall between Russia and the rest of Europe–and make the EU pay for it!

Marco Rubio: Sorry, I am without a job, and whoever offers me a job has my vote!

John Kasich: Let me go to the john and reflect on who can build the greatest john  in America!

Paul Ryan: I gave up any connection with my conscience once I became leader of Republicans in the House.

 

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Finally, Chris Christie has found his moment of glory– valet to Donald.

Many Republicans await Donald to calm down. Ha, Ha.

I do expect a Republican response to Orlando– every child at birth is given an AR-15 to play with in the  crib.

When Christians murder people in America, no one says: “Radical Christian extremists.”

During the 20th century, Christian nations such as Germany and Italy murdered over forty million people. Is there something connecting Christianity and murder?

I have never seen a Trump speech without him waving around his arms.

I am amazed that people want to gaze at alligators.

LeBron James is really angry these nights.

Has anyone checked out whether the alligator which killed the  child is of the Muslim religion?

I would so love seeing a debate between Trump and Elizabeth Warren!

Trump’s dream world –Hispanics are Muslims!

 

On Immigration-Then And Now

The most continual source of conflict within America for over two hundred years has been the arrival of immigrants from nations throughout the world. A perennial complaint of those who were here is that new people posed a threat to their economic and social lives. During the 1830s and 1840s, over two million poor people from Ireland arrived with nothing but a desire to take any job for any wage as long as they had work. This new CATHOLIC group encountered prejudice, hatred and violence. In fact, the Know Nothing Party was formed –it captured nearly 15% of the vote. Its platform was -end any further Catholic immigration and require Irish Catholics to wait fifteen  years before becoming citizens.

Similar attitudes were encountered by the eight million Jewish and Italian immigrants who arrived between 1880-1924. So, along comes Donald Trump with the oldest argument in American history–its them damn immigrants who are the problem. As to the Muslims, according to Donald: “we have no idea where they come from. Who the hell are they?

Actually, fewer than 15,000 have arrived. Canada, with a much smaller population has welcomed over TWENTY THOUSAND MUSLIMS. And, of this date, not a single act of violence.

Republicans On Banning Muslims

If there is one thing that members of the Republican party are famous for is taking a strong stand on controversial issues. Donald Trump promised when he becomes President to ban entry into America of anyone who is of the Muslim religion.

Mitch McConnell: “I am not going to comment on this issue.”

Paul Ryan: So, what’s new about that?

Senator Johnny Isaken: “I hate to comment on something that I didn’t hear.”

Senator Bob Corker: “I continue to be discouraged by the direction of this campaign.”

Jeb Bush: NO comment now, and no comment on anything that Trump says.

Herman Cain: I just love that hucky ducky guy. Whatever he says, I am for it.

Rudy Giuliani: Donald, keep on telling it like it is!

Donald Trump: I won’t quit saying wha is needed to make this country great again! So, Muslims, bye, bye.

White Men Speak On Election

Let’s get one thing clear, it is clear that we white guys will support a white man who runs against that crooked  Hillary Clinton. So, I must point out that I am a white man. My pop was a white man. My grandfather was a white man, and we white men have to stand up for white rights. So, what are my criteria for how I will cast my ballot:

1. I want someone who will make we white guys great again.

2. I want someone who protects my right to an AR-15 assault rifle because when I go hunting those damn deer run too damn fast.

3. Frankly, I never met a Muslim that I could trust. Then again, I have never met a Muslim. I can’t always be perfect.

4. I am sick and tired of my wife voting for someone without my permission. We need a president who makes certain women respect their husbands–and boy friends.

5. Yes, I am gay, yes, I enjoy gay moments in my life, but kissing some guy is NOT one of them!

6. I know Hillary Clinton did something with her emails. Frankly, at age 85, I really don’t know what emails are.

7. The last time I had anything to do with some white haired guy who waved his arms was when I visited the looney bin.

8. I want someone who tells it is like it is. Now, hopefully, someone will tell me what “it is” is.

9.Donald tells me that he will bring back those jobs making sweaters and underwear. Actually, I used to work in a steel plant.

10. I love my wife, I  love my daughters, but when it comes to running America, it is a man’s JOB.

Reince Priebus Gathers Party Together

Republican National Chairman organized a gathering of leading Republicans in order to restore hope and glory to the candidacy of their candidate for president, the one and only Donald Trump.

To kick off the event, he invited Herman Cain, a black skinned guy who ran for president four years ago. So, let Herman express his feelings: “This is a wonderful hucky ducky day and I’m here to support the candidacy of that great hucky ducky man, the one and only DONALD TRUMP!

Ben Carson also made an appearance: “Donald, I must confess it was sort of strange being on a stage where you talked all the time. Since, I am one of those creatures who do not like you, let me express my support for your victory, and I’m certain you will purchase a few thousand of my books.”

Rudy Giuliani: “Donald, I love you. But, let’s get one thing clear. I am the only New Yorker who is allowed to bullshit night and day about what a great man I am, after all, I, all by myself saved New York City on 9/11.”

Rand Paul: “I think Donald is an ignorant bombastic moron, but I do support his candidacy for president. God help America.”

George Bush: “Donald, I visited a mosque the day after 9/11 to ensure Americans did not blame Muslims for that event. OK, you are right, there were thousands and thousands of Muslims cheering the disaster. I guess I just missed their noise.

Paul Ryan: “OK,OK, you can now untie my hands and remove the covering over my mouth. I promise to support the most intelligent person running for president in 2016. Do what you wish with that endorsement.”

Ted Cruz: “God revealed to me last night that he wanted Donald to run this year, lose, and guarantee that I will be the candidate in 2020.”

Marco Rubio: “Before I speak I need a bottle of water. I will be back after I satisfy my thirst. Don’t wait forever for me.”

 

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

The source of Islamic terrorism is from our allies, Pakistan and Saudi Arabia.

So, what now, Bernie, eating Ben & Jerry ice cream in Vermont?

Republicans have to confront reality -Donald will not shut up.

For someone who regards himself as a tough guy, Donald waves his arms around some like fairy.–as we say in the Bronx.

It is Wednesday, Donald must be insulting someone. Hey, Paul Ryan, just remember that Donald must insult someone.

I have a hunch that Bernie so regrets not starting his crusade ten years ago.

Barack let Donald get  to him, so what, it  is  fun having the president blasting the fool from New York.