Category Archives: Judaism

Koch Brothers Meet-And So Do Republicans

Well,the Koch Brothers are holding a gathering of Republicans who want money and their blessing. The Freedom Partners sessions enable Republican seeking the presidency to have a drink or a meal or a suck up session with 450 high powered donors. There are moments when one wonders why we hold elections when it would be simpler to match Democratic donors against Republican donors on a field of battle.The group that can throw the most money the furthest should be declared the winner. To simplify things for Republicans, here is what you should do:

1. Bow politely when you see someone open a wallet.

2. Be prepared to suck up,and when these guys say, “suck up” they mean get your tongue moving.

3. If a Christian donor, wear a cross, if a Jewish one, whip out your Star of David.

4. Always remember that lower taxes is a good line regardless of the question.

5. Never forget to emphasize that you “tell it as it is.”

When God Speaks….

I am a member of the Jewish faith, but there are members of the Jewish faith who simply have no connection to the historic mission of Jews. A group of West Bank settlers decided to attack Palestinian farmers by throwing firebombs into their homes. The result is one dead toddler and his parents and sister are injured. West Bank settlers are convinced that God took a few days off from His work around the universe to ensure that Jews, and only Jews, lived on the West Bank. When not attacking Palestinian farms and ripping up olive trees or just taking over land from Palestinians, these TERRORISTS are praying and pretending to be Jews.

Naturally, anyone who makes negative remarks about JEWISH TERRORISTS is simply a Jew hating Jew. In Israel these days, one can attack innocent people as long as they are not Jewish. There will be no peace in the Israel-Palestinian conflict until West Bank settlers are confronted and forced to end their TERRORIST attacks on the innocent.

Not So Gay Jews!

American Republicans so enjoy about their desire to save Israel from terrorists. Yesterday, an ultra-Orthodox Jew in Israel decided the sight of males with males and females with females violates the Torah and what God wants. Yiahai Schlissel, one of those West Bank settlers who were commanded by God Himself to drive evil Muslims from the West Bank and only allow Jews to inhabit this area, decided that God had also informed him the sight of gay men with gay men and female lesbians with female lesbians had to end. So, he grabbed a knife and went after those in the gay parade celebrating gays. He wounded six while shouting, “I hate you.”

I asked Republicans who so love Israel to comment on this event>

1. Ted Cruz:Yishai was provoked. He had every right to defend himself.

2. Rick Santorum:One must obey the commandments of God.

3. Marco Rubio: The arrest of Yishai is simply another example of anti-Semitism.

5. Mike Huckabee: First they came for the Jews and sent them to the ovens, now when a Jew stands up for Jews,he is persecuted. This arrest was ordered by Barack Obama.

Magic Number Is 16!

It is now official –there are fifteen men and one woman seeking to become president. So, the new magic number for Republicans is: SIXTEEN!

Sixteen blind people stumbling through the maze of political ideas.

Sixteen people who believe they are an expert on foreign policy, domestic policy, policy towards Uganda, and a few other nations they could locate on a map.

Sixteen mouths fuming with anger and hate.

Sixteen people engaged in the contest as to who can shout the loudest.

Sixteen people seeking to outdo the other in expressing hatred of Barack Obama.

Fifteen people seeking out shout Donald Trump.

Sixteen people who could not pass a test on American history.

Solution: Why can’t all sixteen be on the ballot?

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 24 year old mind trapped in an 84 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

American Jews now believe Mike Huckabee is an expert on foreign policy!

American Jews now believe Ted Cruz is an expert on foreign policy!

American Jews now believe Rick Perry is an expert on foreign policy!

For seventy years US Presidents negotiated with evil doers!

Where are American rabbis who once fought for peace?

Iran has never invaded a single nation in the Middle East.

Kerry Talks Blunt Reality!

Secretary of State John Kerry offered Congress a trip into the world of reality, not the world of nonsense in which they live.

“If Congress rejects this, Iran will go back to enrichment, the Ayatollah will not come back to the table. I don’t know how I go out to another country if that happens and say you ought to negotiate with us cause they will say, ‘well, you have 535 secretaries of state in the US. We don’t know who we are negotiating with.”

If the deal is rejected, then Iran will go back to enriching and seeking to make an atomic bomb. At that point, this is what will occur:

1. The US will bomb Iran.

2. Hezbollah in Lebanon will send off its THIRTY THOUSAND MISSILES. The Dome, built with money from Obama, will knock out 90% of the missiles. This means about 1500 missiles will hit Israel and cause thousands of deaths.

3. Suicide bombers will make life horrible for Israelis.

THAT IS REALITY!

The Stewart-Obma Alliance

I have it on good authority that Fox News will soon expose the secret alliance that was formed by Jon Stewart and Barack Obama in their hidden White House conferences.Why did Jon Stewart secretly meet with Obama without informing his audience? We can no reveal the secret plot that threatens the very foundation of American society.

1. Jon Stewart is Jewish.

2. Barack Obama is an African, not only by birth, but by spirit.

3. Jews want to take over the world and kill all the Christians.

4. White Christians owned most black slaves.

5. It is clear these two men are plotting to end the rule of Christian whites and empower Jews and Black folk.

5. Ted Cruz is right. The Obama government wants to take away our guns and then turn our women over to Hispanic and black criminals.

6. Mike Huckabee is right except it is not Israelis that Stewart wants to bake in the ovens, but white Christian men. After they get rid of white NRA guys, who will be left to protect our virgin white women??

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

France, Connexion: “Farmers Block Roads”

I think there will be some hungry people.

Egypt, al-Ahram: “Giant Mosquitoes Arrive”

BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ!

Sweden, Local: “Confine Refugees In Schools”

That is one way to ensure refugees get to know Swedish.

UK, Guardian: “Apologize For Shooting Black Man”

Not in America!

Norway, Norway Post: “Fewer Beggars Around”

Not on Wall Street when it comes to government handouts!

Who Are These Republicans?

After the end of world War II, Americans who termed themselves to be Republicans or Democrats usually came together during what was termed the “Cold War.” When Dwight Eisenhower became the first Republican president in twenty years at his election in 1952, he continued the foreign policies of Harry Truman. St.Ronald Reagan, who Republicans continue to sight as fighter for freedom, negotiated nuclear agreements with the evil empire of the Soviet Union. Of course, Richard Nixon had negotiated with the evil Chinese Communists. But, when Barack Obama does the exact same thing as Nixon and Reagan, he is termed a weak pussy and one seeking to destroy Israel!

Barack Obama finally expressed his mental fatigue with the nonsense that has emerged from negotiations with Iran. Few Republicans note the agreement with Iran was NOT an American agreement,it was negotiated by six major nations. Obama noted that “what historically has made America great,particularly when it comes to foreign policy…(political opponents) “don’t play fast and loose, we have robust debates, we look at the facts.”

Story Of Village

My father came from Russia, a land in which Jews could not own land. They had to step apart from the earth, and allow Christians to be the owners of land and famers. So, what has happened in the state of Israel? Believe it or not, it is now JEWS who deny people their right to own land. Example after example on the west Bank reveals that JEWISH farmers seize land from Muslim farmers. They seize their trees, they seize their land under the guise that somehow what they own must be allowed to become owned by Jews.

The village of Qavyatayn was destroyed during the war of 1948. Muslim farmers rebuilt their home. Over the course of time, they were again forced from their homes because their land had suddenly become an archeological site. Of course, Jewish farmers could remain. Now the village is called Susiya and Muslim farmers once again are told to depart. Australian groups have funded health care and kindergarten facilities, but these must be destroyed.

Who are these people who seize land? They certainly are NOT Jews!!