Category Archives: Judaism

Israel Listens To Haters

I do belong to Jewish temple and thus have been made aware by the local Rabbi that under no conditions am I allowed to utter negative words about the state of Israel. To do so indicates that I “hate Israel” and that I am an “anti-Semite.” Secretary of State John Kerry and EU foreign ministers, a collection of people who “hate Israel” and are, by definition, “anti-Semites,” urged Israel to cease its proposed program to demolish the village of Khirbet Susiya. It is a PALESTINIAN village on land that was originally allocated by the United Nations to Palestinians. But, there must be progress, which for the Israel government means removing Palestinians from land that belongs to them.

Kerry said: “We’re closely following developments and we strongly urge the Israel authorities to refrain from carrying out any demolition of the village.” This is a clear indication the Obama administration hates Israel and hates Jews! To love Bibi Netanyahu is a commandment of God Himself.

HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Sweden, Local: “Star Called Idiot”

To some,Trump is the idiot’s delight.

USA: aol. “Hot Summer”

Not these days in most cities.

France, Connexion: “Fewer Beggars Around”

They are all out begging for money to run in the Republican primary.

UK,Guardian: “Tunnel Delays”

Not when your name is El Chapo!

Death In America

An Islamic nutcase opened fire at Marines and other Service personnel leading to the death of four Marines. Literally at the same moment, a nut case in Maine shot four people. Again, almost at the same moment, James Holmes who murdered innocent people in a movie theater was found guilty of murder. Naturally the media is sounding off about the Muslim man who is now termed a TERRORIST. In other words if a person who is Muslim goes on a shooting spree, we define that act as an example of TERRORISM.

But,when a nice Christian goes on a shooting spree we are concerned about his mental status. I have never come across any statement which notes that if a Christian white man goes on a killing spree, this should make us cautious about being around White skinned Christians. I wonder why?

Oh,and when the Israel Army kills (never say-Murder) 1400 civilians in Gaza, including a couple hundred children, we simply define the act as one of DEFENSE.

Reactions To Iran Surrender

I decided to check with the only loyal people left in this nation after Obama and Kerry sold us out to Iran.

Donald Trump: Elect me president and I will personally lead the invasion of Iran.

Rick Perry: I need a few moments to check exactly what is the location of Iran.

Jeb Bush: My brother had it right, Iran is part of the Axis of Evil–Iraq, North Korea and Iran.

Chris Christie: If I can take out a bridge, just let me take out Iran!

Scott Walker: I stood up to teacher and firemen and police unions, just wait until I stand up against those Iran Muslims!

Rand Paul: Let me check with dad as to what I should be for.

Bibi Netanyahu: Elect me President of the US and just watch those bombers bomb!

George Pataki: Are you really asking me questions about world events?

Ben Carson: I stand for free enterprise and hard work. That solves all problems.

Bibi Says NO, NO, NO!

It is quite apparent that Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is the chief foreign policy advisor for Republicans. After all, he “speaks for Israel.” Of course, he has never captured more than 30% of the Israel vote. He made clear the agreement with Iran was a “disaster” that would change the world and lead to permanent war. An assumption of the current Israel government is that a permanent state of war is the best path to peace. UK Foreign Minister Philip Hammond expressed the frustration of many: “The question you ask yourself is what kind of a deal would have been welcomed in Tel Aviv. The answer of course is that Israel does not want any deal with Iran.”

The basic question to pose Netanyahu is what exactly is his alternative. Ordinarily, he cries out for war against Iran. So,what would occur if US planes bombed nuclear sites in Iran?

1.Hezbollah would send its 30,000 missiles towards Israel.

2. Assume that 95% are shot down. That leaves about 5,000 missiles hitting Israel.

THAT IS THE ALTERNATIVE THAT BIBI NEVER MENTIONS!

Pluto Gets A Visitor

I am 85 years old this year so there is only a slim possibility that I will be around when in 2030 a new giant telescope that is five times the size of the Hubble telescope is swung into action. However, I was alive today to see pictures from Pluto. Gee, Pluto has mountains, gee, Pluto has a smooth surface. Sorry,there is absolutely no sign of any form of life on this planet. Pluto is at the end of our galaxy and soon will be heading past our minor point in the universe on its way toward the stars.

I believe we Americans made a horrible mistake in giving up further exploration of the Moon. After the fifteen or sixteen or God knows how many Republican candidates leave the stage, the real human drama will continue as we take the first hesitant steps on the voyage that must be taken-venturing into the unknown. I hate to inform Republicans but if there really is a God, that entity is somewhere in the stars.

Heck,all this science stuff gives Republicans a headache.

Scott Steps Up To Plate

Another week, another Republican candidate for president. Governor Scott Walker of Wisconsin has formed a super pac, and he has let Americans know where he stands.

1.He is a Christian. Goes to church.

2. Of course, some of his best friends are Jews, not that he would ever marry one.

3. He takes on labor unions. He compares his stand against the Teacher Union with the stand he will take against ISIS. Just about the same threat to America from either of these groups.

4. He stands firmly in favor of the $7.25 cents an hour for workers. He worked while going to college, so why not students today? Of course, never finished college, but so what? After all, he knows more than any college professor. Just have one of them challenge him to a duel no how to organize a super pac!

5. Scott talked with our Founding Fathers and they informed him the idea of a photo ID was on the tip of their tongues when writing the Constitution.

6. Scott never allowed a single dollar to be given Planned Parenthood because he believes in the right of women not to have rights concerning their own body.

Some believe in paying workers decent salaries so they will purchase goods and buy houses, Scott is convinced that our beloved wealthy folks are just dying to pay decent wages.

The Art Of Political Selling

There is one pattern that has existed throughout the Obama administration, and that is his inept political ability to sell a good idea. Obama always behaves like a college professor who lectures and then assumes his “students” understand what was presented. Compared to Theodore or Franklin Roosevelt or John Kennedy or Abe Lincoln, Obama has completely failed to SELL his ideas. Sorry Barack, but a great president is a great salesperson.

1. Lincoln was a master of presenting complex ideas along with a joke or a demand that Americans display their greatness as people.

2. John Kennedy on day one of his presidency told the American people “what can you do for America?”

3. In 1940, England faced Nazi Germany alone and had run out of guns and ammunition. Most Americans did not want to go to war. So, in one of his fireside chats with Americans, Franklin Roosevelt used this metaphor: “if your neighbor’s house catches fire, and he comes to you asking to borrow a fire hose, surely, you would give him one. We are going to lend England destroyers and rifles and other equipment.” And, so England got military supplies that enabled it to continue fighting Germany. I have never heard a single metaphor from Obama that enables people to grasp an issue.

4. One night after America was at war, Franklin Roosevelt asked the American people to listen to him as he reviewed where American soldiers were fighting. By late evening, one out of two Americans had listened and followed his analysis of where fighting was going on. How many Americans today even know where Syria or Iraq are? Obama has never discussed these areas of fighting with Americans following with a map.

5. To this day I am shocked that we Americans never received an explanation about Obamacare from the government.

If Obama wants to sell this accord with Iran, he must become a president who talks WITH AMERICANS!

Oh The Glory Of God!

These days the easiest way to explain away any act of murder is simply to say: “This is for the glory of God!” ISIS just blew up a parked car in front of the Italian consulate in Cairo for the glory of God. ISIS blows up statues that have been around for a few thousand years for the glory of God. People get their heads chopped off for the glory of God. Kill a few kids today who happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time and simply note this was for the glory of God.

I guess in the future when someone desires to rob a bank, all they have to shout at the teller, “this is for the glory of God, not for me.” I assume this means God has run out of cash and needs it right now. I wonder if God goes around blowing up planets for the glory of God??

Judge Who Judges Crazy!

There is a judge in Oakland County, Michigan who would win the prize for being the most incompetent member of the cloth ever to sit in a judge’s seat. Justice Lisa Gorcyca Jude decided to send three children, ages 9, 10,and 11 to a juvenile detention center because the kids would not “talk to their father!” Then again, how does one rate a father who goes to court seeking aid to get his kids talking with him? Then again,how many millions of parents are happy if their kids don not want to talk with them, at least it provides a few moments of peace.\

She was ready to hold the kids “in contempt of court”and off to a juvenile detention center “until you graduate from high school!” Judge Jude wanted proof they are talking with dad. Finally, common sense prevailed. The only way the “kids can heal their relationship with him” is for this man to begin acting like a father!