Candidate Donald Trump was recently asked about why he does not wish to reveal his tax returns. Which of the following was his response?
1. Red headed males do not have to reveal tax returns.
2. No one asked George Washington to reveal his tax returns so why should I?
3. It’s because the IRS hates Christians and I’m one Big Christian!
Donald was asked how his meeting with Paul Ryan went. Which was his response?
1. OK, I agreed not to call him, “lying Paul.”
2. We had a good talk.
3. I gave my promise not to fuck his wife!
Donald was asked his ideas about the new mayor of London being a Muslim.
1. He can enter as long as he strips to naked.
2. At least he speaks English so he can’t be all bad.
3. Sure, he can enter, some of my best friends are Muslims.
Correct answers: A-3, B-2, C-3