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Donald’s Being Persecuted

Candidate Donald Trump was recently asked  about why he does not wish to reveal his tax returns. Which of the following was his response?

A

1. Red headed males do not have to reveal tax returns.

2.  No one asked George Washington to reveal his tax returns so why should I?

3.  It’s because the IRS hates Christians and I’m one Big Christian!

 

Donald was asked how his meeting with Paul Ryan went. Which was his response?

1. OK, I agreed not to call him, “lying Paul.”

2. We had a good talk.

3.  I gave my promise not to fuck his wife!

Donald was asked his ideas about the new mayor of London being a Muslim.

C

1. He can enter as long as he strips to naked.

2. At least he speaks English so he can’t be all bad.

3. Sure, he can enter, some of my best friends are Muslims.

Correct answers: A-3, B-2, C-3

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Since Donald believes a candidate can change ideas, I assume he will have an Hispanic running mate.

Drought, fires, storms and Republicans just say, weather changes.

The word, “Socialist” used to be an insult, today, many young people shout it out with joy.

Mystery of my life, when did it become normal for criminals to kill kids?

Then again, when did it become normal for kids to kill kids?

Then again, when did it become normal for kids to kill themselves with guns?

All members of Congress should be compelled to read a history of the Constitutional Convention and learn what our Founding Fathers actually believed.

Oh well, its Thursday in Chicago and who gets killed today?

A Leader For All Seasons

It increasingly becomes clear that Donald Trump has hit upon a novel approach to seeking the presidency. Ordinarily, those who are candidates for president lay out their ideas and defend those ideas during the campaign. But, Donald has discovered a new twist to seeking the presidency. He recently told Bill O’Reilly, “I’ve been pro-life. I was a meek fashioned pro-choice, but I’ve become pro-life.” He  promised to appoint pro-life justices to the Supreme Court.

I assume that Donald will now campaign for:

I am for lower taxes on the middle class before I decide to favor higher taxes.

I used to be for gun restrictions, but these days, I just say: “Blast away and watch out”

OK, so I screwed some broads, but from now on I’m for one broad at a time.

OK, so I said some nasty comments about Hispanics and wanted to build a Great Wall, but from now on I want everyone to eat tacos made by Hispanics and I want to build a bridge from Mexico to the US.

OK, so I once hugged and kissed Hillary, but from now on, I’m going to screw that bitch until she shouts, “I surrender!”

Oh, and I will visit a mosque.

The Hillary File

If one reads the media or engages in any aspect of social media it is quite clear that millions of Americans believe that Hillary Clinton is:

A liar

Untrustworthy

Violates security laws

Engages in secret violations of the law regarding her income

Has a shady past

At present, she is  under investigation for security breaches since she sent emails that might have been illegal. As one who was once cleared for US Army Top Secret, and NATO Top Secret, the charges against her are a farce. At this moment, there are over TWO MILLION PEOPLE who are cleared for Top Secret. In other words, there is NO Top Secret that is Secret!

We have heard over and over, the word, BENGHAZI. As Secretary of State, Clinton was technically responsible for over 100 Embassy sites. In 1983, while Ronald Reagan was president, Hammas Islamic terrorists blew up a Marine barracks in Lebanon and killed 250 Marines. NOT A SINGLE DEMOCRAT IN CONGRESS BLAMED THE PRESIDENT OR ASKED FOR AN INVESTIGATION! If we adhere to Republican claims that the Secretary of State is responsible for every criminal act in or around an Embassy site, why not just arrest every Secretary of State?

As of this date, Hillary Clinton has NEVER been charged and convicted of any crime. The former Republican Speaker of the House, Dennis Hastert, has now been convicted of molesting several children. For some reason, no Republican is blaming Mrs. Hastert as an “enabler.”

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the national debt from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Say one thing about Donald Trump, he sure is not a “Conservative” in his economic thinking.

I sure miss Ted Cruz discussing guns and immigrants.

Fire burns up an entire Canadian city and Americans just give the news a ho-hum reaction.

Some day someone will explain this thing called, the Kardashians.

I really miss Jon Stewart, Noah Trevor just is not another Stewart.

I wish Stephen Colbert was back with his original  comedy show.

Strange, but attacks upon Barack Obama are not that frequent these days.

 

 

The Toilet Wars Rage

There are moments when one wonders how the hell one wound up in the United States of America during what appears to go for an election. OK, there are some minor problems such as income inequality or student debt or lack of good paying  jobs, not merely for newly graduated college students but for anyone seeking to make a decent life. If one examine the recently concluded Republican primary it is quite clear those seeking the Republican nomination had different ideas as to what is wrong in America.

1. Taxes on the rich are too high and that is why there are not enough well paying jobs.

2. Students made the debt, and since they are not a big business, they have to pay the debt they incurred.

BUT, the recurring issue that, at one point or another, winds up as THE important issue of modern America is–who can piss and shit in a public bathroom? There apparently is some special quality to shit produced by transgender folks and this means, stay out of bathrooms.

North Carolina Governor Pat McCrory, continues to insist that North Carolina is the NINTH LARGEST STATE and this means something about where transgender folks should piss and shit. As anyone knows, God only shits in a bathroom where people shit based on the gender listed on their birth  certificate.

All I can say to Governor McCrory is–PISS ON YOU!

“I Know Russia Well”

There are numerous liberals and un-Americans in this great land, who refuse to accept the intelligence, the world knowledge, and dignity of Donald Trump. To demonstrate his foreign policy knowledge, Donald pointed out: “I know Russia well. I had a major event in Russia two or three years ago, Miss Universe contest, which was a big, big, incredible event. An incredible success.”

And, furthermore:

Donald was in a market place in Jerusalem where he purchased–with  his own money, a bunch of blintzes and latkas, these are real terrific Jewish foods! And, I mean the Greatest Jewish foods!

Donald was at the Olympics, three or four or whatever years ago, and he was right in the audience when a guy from Jamaica, won the hundred yard dash. HE knows hundred yard dash victor, can Hillary say the same?

Donald was in Turkey, a few years ago, and  you know that ISIS was next door in Syria, and Donald even stayed an entire week in Turkey which means he has gobs and gobs of knowledge about Turkey and he even drank some Turkish coffee!

A few years ago or maybe a dozen years ago, Donald was in Iceland, and he watched a fishing event where fishermen caught real fish from ICELAND! Does Hillary know any Icelandic fishermen?

 

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

First Donald went for the  working class vote, then he went for the transgender vote and now the women’s vote.

I have no idea how an entire city of 88,000 can be evacuated due to fire.

It is May and I’m cold in Chicago,and conservatives argue there has always been cold days in May.

The one good piece of news these days is that we spend our days worrying about Trump and not the Middle East.

I am 85 and modern people argue about who can piss with you.

Few baseball players these days sprint down the first base line when hitting a grounder to second.

Sorry, books open the mind to wonder, not tweets.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Some seek Mitt Romney as an alternative, what about Dick Cheney?

Fires burn in Canada, an entire town evacuated, sure, it’s just another normal day on planet Earth.

Given the ignorance about history by Republicans, one is left wondering what is taught in high school social studies classes these days?

Strange, no one talks about Iraq these days, only ISIS.

God must get  confused since so many different humans claim HE is THEIR God!

Then again, who is The God of God?

Some where in the universe there must be intelligent forms of life.

Sarah Palin Can Say It!

It would be difficult to discover in the entire history of American presidential campaigns a more incompetent idiot than Sarah Palin. I suspect that John McCain will go to his grave wondering how the heck he ever thought for a moment that she was qualified for anything other than a speaking voice on some TV program about killing bears? Sarah is now angry at both McCain and Paul Ryan for daring to make negative remarks about the great Donald Trump.  She now promises to do “whatever I can for anyone who opposes Paul Ryan in the primary process.

She also is supporting the primary opponent of John McCain. Does this idiot understand how much money he gave her by making the idiot a member of his presidential ticket? Unfortunately, for McCain, about 30% of his state  population are Hispanics and they will be voting for his opponent–if he makes it through the primary.