In order to assist Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton we offer some things that might assist their candidacy.
1. A self destructive computer that blows up at the first email sent.
2. A collection of Jewish stars that self destruct when placed on any Trump email.
3. A trophy of an elephant’s head for Hillary to hang on her wall.
4. A mask that can reflect your current views on any subject. For example, the Devil mask which accompanies any attack on Hillary Clinton.
5. A Bernie Sanders white haired wig for Hillary to wear when addressing youth. Of course, she has to wave her arms.
6. A strip tease by Ivanka as Donald goes into one of his rants of anger.
7. A picture of Hillary kneeling before the Pope promising never again to send an email.
8. Donald stripping to underwear when addressing Jews to prove he was circumcised.
9. LeBron James assuring America he will join the Clinton team if she is elected.
10. A picture of Donald having sex with an Hispanic illegal immigrant.
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Stephen Brumby is an ordinary red blooded two gun shooting American who believes in the National Rifle Association. He has stocked his home with dozens of guns in order to defend himself against intruders. Unfortunately, as of this date not a single damned Muslim terrorist has entered his home which has resulted in an inability to use his firearms in self defense.
So, what else could Stephen do but head for the firing range in order to display what he would do to any terrorist setting foot in his home. Unfortunately, as he loaded one of his self defense guns, it went off and killed his son. “The gun did not kill my boy, I did.” Actually, your son was killed by a GUN! For example, if you wanted self defense weapons like rocks or cakes to throw at bad terrorists, your son would still be alive.
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