Category Archives: Judaism

Dark Days In America: Our Collapsing Military

OK, so Democrats are trying to make me feel happy and content. BUT,my buddy Donald told the truth last week about what’s wrong in this nation. For example, Donald made clear our military forces are close to collapse,and that is why no country is afraid of the USA. Just examine the record about our collapsed military:

1. The United States has twelve ‘carrier groups.” A carrier group consists of some aircraft carriers along with destroyers, and submarines. On the other hand, China has ONE aircraft carrier–OK, there is a slight problem, the carrier can’t fly planes. But,who is perfect.

2. The United States has the best  air force in the world. No other nation would last a day if confronted by American planes. However, there is no guarantee that if aliens arrived, our air force would be able to defeat them!

3. The United States has the best tanks in the world. However, there is a minor problem–no nation has any tanks that might defeat US tanks. So,it is impossible to have a tank fight which means Donald IS correct that we lack proof of our military superiority.

4. There is no military force that could handle the US Marines. Of course, to discover how good they are, we might initiate a war between the Marines and the Army.

5. Oh, we spend nearly  $700 billion on our military forces. That is more than is spent by the next eight military budgets added together.

Dark Tales: America Today Under Trump

Thank God we have Donald Trump and his voice for calm, and peace, and hope. OK, there are some who claim that Donald is a voice of fear and anger. Just examine the record of this fighter for working people.

Donald was on the Bill O’Reilly show and asked about  his proposal for minimum wages. Donald pointed out that originally, he thought the $7.25 an hour was too high, but, he has done some further thinking and come to the conclusion that “I would leave it  and raise it somewhat.” He now believes it might be possible to have a $10 an hour wage, “but, let the states  make the deal.” In other words, if Mississippi says $5 an hour, that’s OK with Donald. He does promise that when elected, each and every American will have a “high paying job.” Yes,  he is ready to allow it to rise to $10 an hour. In other words, in Trump America, workers will be making the amazing wage of $1600 a month!

With Donald in power, good times will return to one and all. Of course, in some states that great wage might be $800 a month. I am certain workers will be happy they finally have a high paying job that once was done in China.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85  year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Bill’s voice is not the same, but  his ability to get across ideas IS.

I have never understood why someone who goes to jail, loses their right to vote. There must be a connection, but I can’t figure it out.

More Muslims die each day from violence than Christians witness in a ten year period of time.

I suspect if there was no social media there would be no ISIS.

Listening to Republican fears about the sky falling has led me to construct a home built deep into the mountains.

I confess to being an optimist, this means no place in the Republican party for me.

Most  probably, Planned Parenthood  comes right after ISIS on the Republican  fear list.

Say, whatever happened to Chris Christie, is he still the Trump valet?

 

The Real Donald Trump

Democrats spent the entire Tuesday night boasting about the wonderful Hillary Clinton. Bill presented a story of the rise to power of his hard working, caring, loving wife who devoted her entire life serving the needs of children. In fairness, we will present a warm and loving tale of Donald Trump.

Donald was born in the wilderness of Queens to a mother and father.

Donald lived in a  nice big house which meant he was deprived of being able to boast of birth in a log cabin out west.

Donald was compelled by his tyrannical father to assist him as he made the rounds getting rent from old ladies and widows. Donald was forced to witness them crying and sobbing. This left an indelible mark on Donald, who has never cried or sobbed.

Unlike, most Americans, Donald was forced to attend a private military school which left him lonely for mom, dad, and his brother and sister.

Donald was thrust into life with ONLY  one million dollars! How many young boys or girls are forced to confront such  a hard beginning of life?

Well, Donald learned the hard way how to stiff people by not paying his bills, and   making clear to workers, if they wanted their pay, sue!

Oh,the gorgeous women who wanted to fuck him, the horror of always having to perform and ejaculate! There is no question this left him with serious problems since Donald had to over and over again fuck women to prove his manhood!

You will note that none of this horrendous events were confronted by one Hillary Clinton!

Let’s Make A Film

There apparently is a propensity of those believing in ISIS to make sure whatever they do must be on film. For a group that hates the modern world, they certainly use modern ideas and technology. Yesterday a Catholic priest in Normandy was in church when two Islamic terrorists entered and proceed to take out their film equipment, and get down to business.

They made Father Jacques Hamel kneel, and then proceeded to cut his throat. After the murder, they  proceeded to film the entire event,and even showed themselves in a Catholic church giving what passed for a sermon. They then proceeded to walk outside, and get blasted to hell by police.

The filming aspect is what fascinated me. Muslim terrorists are madly in love with Hollywood.  They all want to be movie stars, and not only star in the  film, but wind making a film in which the bad guys get killed. They just do not believe in films containing a happy ending in which the bad guys drive off into the sunset, and live happily  ever after.

Or, they believe the “happy ever after”is up in the sky in a place containing gorgeous Muslim women–all dressed demurely.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from the mind of a 25 year old trapped in an 85 year old body

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Some Sanders supporters are crying, and would prefer Trump in power because he is not Hillary Clinton. Great logic.

Sanders supporters should not forget what Ralph Nader did- disruption of the world, and death of millions.

Trump victory means Chris Christie is Attorney General!!

Michelle Obama was not only delightful, but powerful!

Cory Booker has a good message, but he has to lower the voice to get it across.

Al Franken proves we need more professional comedians in Congress rather than the clowns who try being funny–without realizing they are!

Elizabeth Warren must make Donald livid with anger, she hits him in the penis.

I am so tired of, “Lets Make America Great Again.” For God’s sake we have among the best economies in the world, and, the lowest taxes!

A Warren-Trump debate would reduce the pretend tough guy to tears of frustration.

Donald has never banged away for America such as fighting in Vietnam, just bangs away with models.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 2 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

The last words of Hillary Clinton will be: thank God,no more emails!

Debbie Wasserman is a selfish egotist with great pride in being an idiot.

Perhaps, some Republican might explain who and what David Duke is to the great ignorant guy at the head of their ticket.

Once upon a time in American politics political leaders discussed issues,these days they are only concerned about who wrote what.

Donald Trump is NOT a racist. Proof? He had a Muslim imam give a benediction, and at least 20 of the 2,400 delegates were black folks.

Mystery of life–has Donald ever read ONE book on history or foreign relations?

Three hours of nonsense discussion on CNN about the Democrat emails!

Ivan should audition for a new TV series: “Bang,Bang, With Dad.”

Speech Ivanka Never Gave

This intrepid reporter was able to uncover remnants of a speech that Ivanka Trump intended to present, but for some reason, it never was given.

“My fahther is a wonderful man who is close to ordinary people. Each day he gives a warm,’hello’ to the doorman at Trump Towers. I have seen him on more than one occasion give the maid a nice warm touch on her rear end to express appreciation. He thanks the waitress who serves him, and as a reward, she gets her ass pinched. My fahther is a warm touching man who simply loves people.

OK, so some ask why my fahther never fought in Vietnam. Someone had to remain at home and bang the lonely wives, sweethearts and moms, didn’t they? Imagine the joy and hope he offered when they were afraid? I think that my fahther deserves credit for keeping love and sex alive when too many guys were off fighting. Oh, and he built homes and building to give people jobs, and with that money,they paid taxes to support the Vietnam War, so who else can we thank for that war?  Oh, and dad NEVER allowed himself to get captured like some Senator we know.

My fahther has always been concerned about Mexican immigrants. He hired them to work on his projects, and he paid them at least $5 an hour so they had money to send home and build things back in Mexico. MY fahther is responsible for the growth in the Mexican economy.

Now, some terrible people claim that my fahther supports Nazis like David Duke.   My fahther loves Jews, he urged me to marry a Jew so my child would inherit the Jewish ability to make money. You know how those Jews are– make a great deal and cheat the other guy. I guess in fairness, those same qualities came from my grandfather.

Anyway, I love my fahther and all he represents. Some go  bang, bang with guns, my fahther goes bang, bang with his penis. And, he loves all his children! So, vote for my fahther!!”

Elect Me! I Will Solve ALL Problems!!

I have pondered this issue for many months,and reluctantly, very reluctantly, decided that my country needs me. So, I am going to run for president. So, what are my qualifications?

I, alone, without any help from anyone, will wipe out ISIS for once and all. Once ISIS leaders realize they are up against a nice Jewish boy from the south Bronx, they will surrender.

I, promise free college education for each and every person in America. Details are funding for t his project, will follow shortly.

I promise to end ALL terrorist attacks in Europe, in America, in Turkey, and any other country that now endures these terrorist attacks. I have already contacted Superman and have his cooperation.

Want a good paying job for at least $55,000, just vote for the Bronx kid.

I promise to end violence against cops, and  violence by cops against people. All it takes is some warm hugs and plenty of guns and ammunition for one and all.

Want to go back to mining coal? I promise to erect coal sites in every American city,  and anyone can go to the pile and get all the coal they want.

Apology, I do not have blond daughters or any junior to give a speech in my favor. However, I have read all Trump speeches and understand one must promise the moon, and deliver frozen Neptune.

P.S. To all Chicago folks, I promise the Cubs will win the World Series this year!

P.P.S. To all New York Knick fans, I promise the Knicks will win the NBA title!

Oh, I promise to appoint Ted Cruz to head a study on reducing the output of garbage in America.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Dick Cheney is for Trump, what better reason to vote for Hillary?

I assume the Trump children are auditioning to run for public office.

Donald missed a career as a salesman pitching medicine that cures all ills.

In fairness to Donald, he definitely believes America is a white nation, and he loves it.

At least Ted Cruz has the balls to refuse licking boots.

Some day Chris Christie is actually going to spend some time in New Jersey, the state of which he is governor. At this moment, all road construction has ceased in the state–no allocation of money.

Sorry, I  apologize to Chris, it is all the fault of Hillary for halt in road construction.

Description of the audience– a sea of white faces.

Gee, these days I really miss the happy administration of George Bush.

According to Donald, it is midnight in an America enduring storms and hurricanes.