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The Anti-Trump Speaks

I do  understand there is a red headed man wandering around the United States–with a side trip to Mexico– who yells and screams hatred and violence to all daring to oppose his idiotic statements. However, this intrepid reporter has been able to uncover the unknown secret twin brother of Donald Trump. His name is Dwayne Trump.

Dwayne Trump speaks: “My fellow Americans, and when I say, Americans, I mean those of all religions, those of all ancestry, and even those who are Democrats. We Americans have always welcomed the poor, the persecuted, those fleeing religious intolerance, and we greet them with open arms. This is a nation founded by immigrants–in those days, anyone was automatically a legal one– for immigrants and with love for all. Yes, we Europeans  committed horrible crimes against the Iroquois, the Sioux, and dozens of other people who preceded us in this land.

I want an America in which those with wealth pay a much higher tax than those without. We need to guarantee every young person a free college education, we have to rebuild our crumbling infrastructure, we have to educate youth for jobs in the  post industrial world. This can only be achieved if Republicans and Democrats work together.

Please, please never listen to my brother, the bully, Donald!”

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 26 year old mind trapped in an 86 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

The day after a birthday is usually a let down.

Then again, these mad days, no one knows what will happen today or tomorrow.

Which immigration plan is operational–today??

I sure miss the calm ignorance of Ben Carson.

Strange, Donald has ceased talking about ISIS, only about the Hispanic rapists.

We used to discuss who won the football game, today, who stood for the anthem.

Do you ever get the feeling that God has taken a long vacation from this planet?

I attempt to imagine eleven million people walking toward the Mexican border.

Whatever Happened To Palestinians?

During the Six Day War back in the 1960s Israel troops  swept the army  of Jordan from what is now termed, the West Bank. In theory, this originally as to be  temporary situation that would eventually be resolved by enabling Palestinians to create their own government. But, that was then, during the intervening half century, Israel “settlers” have slowly, and increasingly taken land from Palestinians,and built their own settlements.

The usual defense of this process if for Orthodox Jews to point out the Jews are the “Chosen people” of God. It is not that they desire to take the land from Palestinians, but GOD Himself is demanding they take control of land HE set aside for them.If you doubt the validity of what I write, just check with GOD up above. The UN has condemned this  process, it violates international law, but who would you believe, GOD or some UN bureaucrat?

What About Israel?

For some reason the nation of Israel is no longer in the news. The Netanyahu government continues to destroy the rights of Palestinians, their lands are being taken over by Orthodox Jews who simply are carrying out  the words of God. Tamir Pardo, former head of the Israel spy agency, Mossad, urged his fellow Jews to reflect on their current policy of becoming a apartheid state.

“There is no existential threat to Israel, the only real existential threat is the internal division. Internal division can lead to civil war. We are already on the path toward that. Without a diplomatic solution to the Israel-Palestinian conflict,  we will never be able to achieve normalization with our  neighbors.”

The problem is that most Israel Jews do not wish to behave as Jews who respect the right of people to govern themselves.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

It’s Tuesday, another Trump immigration plan!

How about sending blacks back to Africa and creating  high paying jobs for white people?

Colin Kaepernick made his “statement”and prejudice ended in America.

There are statements, and there is action.

I do miss Rand Paul’s biting remarks, whatever happened to him?

God should allow us to turn in old bodies for a new one.

I so miss at age 85 running against the wind.

Donald Trump runs for the presidency, and the KKK is back in the news.

Do you ever get the feeling, God has taken a vacation from this planet?

Why Blacks Love Donald?

I understand that some black Americans for some reason do not want to vote for Donald Trump, but when any sensible person with a black skin examines the issues, it is clear the red headed guy is the only one they can vote for the presidency.

1. Donald repeatedly, and I mean, repeatedly, has expressed his love for all those with black skins.

2. Donald will serve as a bridge between black folks and the Ku Klux Klan. He will guarantee the end of lynching!

3. Donald will end crime and violence in ALL black communities, and that will occur within two months after he becomes president!

4. Many, and I mean, Many, black pastors just love him.

5. Donald has promised NOT to send black folks back to Africa!

6. Once president, millions of high paying jobs at $7.25 an hour will be there for black Americans!

7. Donald will marry a black woman!

8. Donald can out dance Hillary any day or night of the year.

9. No more Hispanics in America, more jobs for Black Americans!

10. Guns for all means each and every black person can have a gun to shoot down criminals!

 

Weiner Displays His Weiner–AGAIN!

I am a nice Jewish boy born of nice Jewish parents, but when it comes to Anthony Weiner, there is absolutely no way that I can match his presence on  the public scene. Then again, no one cane match the thing sticking out  of his pants, it  is continually growing and growing, not only in size, but in importance. Four years ago he was forced to resign his seat in Congress when pictures appeared on the Internet of him displaying the thing in his pants for all to see. Then, in the midst of a run for Mayor, the THING once again burst forth in all its glory for all to see.

His incredibly patient and loving wife, Human Abedin, finally said enough is enough. The latest shots show him displaying the THING while holding his little boy!Frankly, his wife deserves the Nobel Prize for love and affection to a sick, sick, man. I salute this woman whose love surpasses anything that I could show. This jerk of a man had incredible love, but  the only thing he really loved was the THING.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I sure do hope that Ben Carson is still alive and selling his books.

Oh well, just a matter of time before another sex scandal dealing with Bill Clinton.

After departing the presidency, Jimmy Carter built homes for poor people, the Clintons built homes for themselves.

Gee, it would be wonderful if Trump actually laid out a single of his plans to make America Great Again.

Donald Trump is living proof of that old adage–  a sucker is born every minute in America.

In modern America it is easy to convince Americans to vote for them, just mention–emails and Foundations.

In most presidential elections, candidates argued how they would do something, today, they argue they would not be a bigot or use emails.

It is Monday, and time for another immigration plan from Trump.

Donald’s Anti-Semitic Friends

As all know by now, the beloved daughter of Donald Trump, Ivanka, married a nice Jewish boy and converted to the Jewish religion. We all know by now the new campaign manager for Donald Trump is one, Steve Bannon. For some strange reason the campaign manager of Trump runs a website that has nonstop anti-Semitic comments and images. In fairness, Steve is only the campaign manager, and has no other significant role in the Trump campaign.

The ex-wife of Steve Bannon made clear  to the media that he was strongly against allowing his daughters to attend an elite school because he did not want his daughters hanging around with JEWS! He did not like the way Jewish parents raised “whiney Jewish brats.”

Again, this is NOT Donald Trump speaking. It is only HIS CAMPAIGN MANAGER. So, please do not jump to conclusions. Some of Donald Trump’s best friends are Jews, in fact, so is his daughter.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I soon expect Donald Trump to reveal that he really is a woman trapped in a male body.

At least these days, Jeb Bush is very happy.

I assume that if the Great Wall will be built it will be done by Hispanic workers.

In my childhood we had the Sullivan Act which prevented civilians from having guns,  ah, for the good old days!

Trump supporters appearing on CNN shout with fury.

I expect that Crooked Hillary will be charged with having numerous abortions.

Is Marco Rubio still alive?

Ah, NFL   football soon here, finally, a contest without charges of who is crooked.

I really miss the calm ignorance of Ben Carson.