Category Archives: Judaism

Trump Fights Back!

Since it is now clear the overwhelming winner of the second Debate was Donald Trump, we decided to ask the red headed guy to explain his wonderful economic ideas to our readers.

“Thanks, Fred. I am a  fantastic businessman, a fantastic, a wonderful, and it I might add a few words of praise for myself, the Greatest business man in the world. I have created thousands, untold thousands of Great jobs, high paying jobs, more jobs than any other businessman in this country. Fred, think about the fantastic jobs as maids in my hotels, the waiters, the waitresses, the bus boys, in my restaurants, incredible jobs paying wonderful high paying wages. Did you know that I do NOT pay the minimum wage of $7.25 an hour, BUT I pay $10 and hour. Workers receive at least $400 each week!

When I become president, we will bring back jobs, Great jobs making shirts, making pants, making ties and belts and who know what Great jobs for the people of America! We will become a Great nation once again. And, think of the coal miners who will get back to their wonderful jobs down below. Enough with all this talk about technology, we need great jobs picking up garbage, putting together computers, Great Jobs that pay high wages. Do you know how much people can earn making ties? I expect just about every young male to get a great Job digging ditches, with fantastic wages!

God bless America, and head for meat packing places to get one of the new Great Jobs!”

Donald On Donald

We allow Donald Trump to discuss Donald Trump.

“Thanks Fred for the opportunity to tell the truth about my incredible performance last night. I mean,  I was Great. I was fantastic. Did you see the way I wandered around the stage when the broad was talking? I  mean, I was like a tiger stalking my victim. She kept on demanding I should apologize. What the fuck did I have to apologize for? So, I talked like just about every real American guy would talk. You know, we talk about broads, we talk about how we fuck the chicks, we compare our you-know-what that we have down below, we talk honest, that’s all I said. I want to fuck broads.

And, man,did I send a scare into the flat-chested chick. The first order of my administration will be to prosecute that no ass bitch, and send her right to jail. That’s where she belongs, in jail. For the emails, the insults to me, the hate that she has for real Americans, right to prison. And, the death of four people at Benghazi, the worse slaughter of Americans in our entire history as a nation,, four innocent people murdered by the bitch.

And, I finally talked about Bill Clinton, the guy who spent more time with his penis than I ever did. I let him have it, and they worry because I speak locker room banter that any real American guy speaks? I nailed the bitch, I gave it to her. Score one for the red headed real American. I am the Greatest, the Greatest!!”


We offer observations on the human condition from a 26 year old mind trapped in an 86 year old body.


I await attacks on the parents of Hillary Clinton.

Donald Trump’s idea of an apology for his behavior is to discuss behaviors of other people.

The world is confronting significant changes in climate, and in America we discuss penis sizes.

Jeb Bush feels great today.

I can never figure out how a Great Businessman talks about imports, but never mentions exports.

I so wonder what Ivanka Trump is thinking at this moment.

I feel sorry for Mike Pence, what else must he defend about his colleague?

Thousands are dying in Syria while Americans discuss who wants to grab  a pussy.

The characteristic of an apology is self remorse, not anger at others.

I have a hunch Republican politicians are heading for the hills.

Every time Donald stumbles he becomes furious at the stumbles of others.

How come someone can uncover these old tapes?

The new political rule, NEVER send an email, and never talk to anyone else if it is being recorded.

We Americans have come a long, long way from George Washington.



We offer observations on the human condition from a 26 year old mind trapped in an 86 year old body.


These days spout hatred calmly, and people cheer at your demeanor

Thousands will die in the coming months in Syria while the world ignores it.

Fox News is the anti news source, there is only ONE view on this thing called a news source.

Rudy Giuliani can not speak without shouting.

I await the ignorant Donald Trump speaking calmly.

I wonder if ANY Republican has a single intelligent economic idea to advocate.

I await the preacher insisting Hurricane Matthew is God’s  PUNISHMENT.

Ted Cruz Calls For Trump

We have been given permission to listen as Ted Cruz makes phone calls for Donald Trump.

“Hi,I’m Ted Cruz calling for Donald Trump. Oh, that stuff I said about him during the debates,  heck, I’m  from Texas, you know how we people like to say things.

Hi, I’m Ted Cruz soliciting your vote for Donald Trump. Oh, that stuff about my dad being involved in the killing of John Kennedy, I agree with Donald that I can’t prove he didn’t do it.And, of course this all happened before I  was born.

Hi, I’m Ted  Cruz calling for Donald Trump. Ha, ha, so I said Donald was a liar, and Donald was ignorant. I confess, I have  told some lies in my life, so have you, and I would vote for you!

Hi,I’m Ted Cruz calling for Donald Trump. Oh, that stuff about my wife, OK, so she is not the gorgeous model that Melania is, of course, I can’t say that I am a handsome guy.

Hi, I’m Ted Cruz calling for Donald Trump. Oh, you are some Mexican, I really can not continue  this conversation, after all you  might be one of those drug lords or rapists!”


We offer observations on the human condition from a 26 year old mind trapped in an 86 year old body.


Tim Kaine does not know the difference between cutting someone to pieces with calm words from  using a hatchet.

Americans dislike boorishness, sorry, Tim.

Hillary Clinton is ahead in this race DESPITE her efforts to  fall behind.

There is sadness in the inability of Bill Clinton to have a  great voice these days.

I am constantly baffled as to how the class idiot, Gary Johnson, is running for president.

If Donald Trump discovered a penny on the ground, he would shout to the world that he is a Great Businessman!

In my nightmares, I sure don’t dream of losing a billion dollars.

I wonder what is the average wage of those working for Trump enterprises.

Israel All Over!

The state of Israel was created by the United Nations in 1948. At the same time, the UN allocated land for Palestinians although  there was not at that time an independent nation of Palestine. During the ensuing seventy years the conflict as to how  an independent nation of Palestine has been an important issue. White House spokesperson, Josh Earnest noted after an announcement that Israel would once again construct more housing –for Jews- on land allocated to Palestinians: “We did receive public assurances from the Israel government that contradicts this announcement.”

These new Jewish settlements are being constructed deep in the West Bank, and far closer to the Jordan border than that of Israel. The settlements effectively divide the West Bank and make the possibility of a viable Palestinian state difficult to achieve.

Forgotten People–Refugees

I am old enough to recall when, not thousands, but millions of people were refugees in Europe. World War II created the necessity for millions of people to leave one area that was once their home, and flee to another since their home was now part of a different nation. Today, hundreds of thousands are leaving the Middle East, and parts of Africa in search of  a new life. Ironically,  fewer and fewer people are moving from Mexico, despite the hysteria created by Donald Trump and fear mongers.

So, what happened when MILLIONS were refugees. I guess since so many people fell into that category, there was recognition of the need to do something. Frankly, most of them did not have any nation to return to. There were at least a million Jews who had survived the Holocaust, and the thought of returning to areas of Europe where their former neighbors had aided the Nazis made it impossible to return. So, wha to do today?

1. Europe and the US have to invest billions in the Middle East and Africa to develop jobs.

2. There is need for major water development projects to deal with decline in rainfall.

3. There is need for a regulated, reasonable number of refugees for each country in Europe and the US and Canada. Actually, Canada already is accepting Syrians.

4.How about each college in America sponsoring ten refugee students with free scholarships and room and board?

Just DO something!

What If Jesus Returned?

The other night, having nothing else to do, my mind wandered into the topic of what would Jesus think if he suddenly found himself in the 21st century. After all, the little Jewish Rabbi sort of went underground about two thousand years ago. So, here he is in the year, 2016.

1. I wonder what those buildings are with the name of Christianity? I guess they are named after someone called, Christianity. Gee, sounds a lot like my name.

2. Good Lord, these people seem to really enjoy killing one another.

3. Donald Trump, an interesting red headed man who shouts and insults people because of the color of their skin, gee, I am from the Middle East, I guess he thinks a dark skinned man like me is a rapist.

4. They keep on citing my name as they murder people, how did I  get associated with these murderers?

5. I thought I once made clear my feelings toward the wealthy and how hard it would be for them to get into heaven, honest, I didn’t mean you could buy  your way in.

6. How can I explain that I am a human just like them, honest, I did have a human dad!

7. I feel like crying seeing those pictures of children in ancient Syria being killed, makes me long for the good old days of Egyptian rule.

8. Adam and Eve must feel regrets for what they began.

Good Or Bad News?

Researchers have concluded that we humans do have a limit as to our life expectancy. OK, they recently found a fish of the coast of Iceland who is 245 years old, but it it not human. The oldest person so far on record is Louise Calmet who died in1997 at the age of 122. Consider the impact on we humans if we all could live another fifty years after reaching the age of 90.

1. In the 22nd century there would still be a Ted Cruz to filibuster in Congress.

2. In 2080 when most Americans are not of European descent, Donald Trump will be warning us of hordes of Europeans coming across our border and raping nice innocent Hispanic women.

3. In 2080, the media will be discussing the latest scandal of CROOKED Hillary Clinton who slept with her robot.Or, was it Bill?

4. In 2090, Ben Carson will be standing in front of hospitals selling his books of unimportant statements.

5. Hopefully, Jon Stewart would have returned to the Daily Show.

6. In 2090, the United States would celebrate its 80th year of not being able to pass a single law in Congress.

7. Of course in 2090, Vladimir Putin will be riding horses and shooting bear in the wilds of Siberia while still being president of Russia.