New revelations indicate the National Security Agency was busily engaged in thwarting foreign terrorists for years in places where few Americans would have thought to check. The most prominent United Nation children group, UNICEF, was, in reality, the center of Muslim terrorists who were seeking to gain control of funds destined for children who were sick or in need of food. Due to the diligence of brave American counter-espionage agents, al Qaeda and other such organizations were not able to gain control of distribution of milk to children. Who knows how many lives were saved because the plots of MUSLIM TERRORISTS to gain control of Christmas card sales for UNICEF activities were prevented! Oh, but that was merely one small piece of the brilliant counter-espionage activities by out wonderful National Security Agency. Medecins du Monde is a famous French organization which has sent doctors into violent areas of the world in order to care for people whose society is engaged in violent wars. This organization of doctors who are not concerned about politics, but only focuses on helping those in need of health assistance was investigated by the NSA-for reasons still unknown to any sane person on this planet.
President Obama has plans to issue a “firm statement” sometime soon which will assure all Americans that our beloved NSA is still on guard to protect us against UNICEF thieves seeking to gain control of the UNICEF Xmas card sale program! Sleep tight, the NSA is on guard, day and night.
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Being of Jewish origin, the importance of Santa Claus was never very great. I never received any presents on Christmas although our Irish elementary school teachers did ensure that we knew all Xmas carols. Little boy Jesus was certainly in my mind during the winter season of good cheer and faith. Thanks to Fox News, I now understand that some form of war is going on in an attempt by those “Liberals” to end the era of Santa and that guy whose name is Jesus. I never understood that the way to honor Jesus was to reduce taxes on wealthy folk, to purchase expensive toys and to sit on the lap of the rather hefty man with a white beard. After all, the lord Jesus came to Earth, or should I say he came to the Jews in some desert area because his goal was to play in the snow and rush off to department stores in Jerusalem.
Anyway, Fox News, as usual, understands this war on Santa began in Kenya, birthplace of Barack Obama. Since Obama came from an African nation, he never enjoyed winter activities such as throwing snow balls. I support the fight being waged by Fox News for Xmas. Let me suggest:
1. Special lines in department stores for those who earn over $100,000.
2. Poor people should have an area where they can donate toys to wealthy kids in order to honor those for whom Jesus came to Earth.
3. A special lane on highways for Santa.
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