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NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

All leading candidates complain the system is rigged, but they are the leading candidates!

Gee nothing from Donald about Hispanic rapists the past few weeks. How come?

If Donald wants to shout about violent killers, just take on Chicago, the capital of murder.

Slowly, gradually, ISIS is retreating. That is the reason for attacks in Europe.

NO question–Ted Cruz could make a fortune in movies as the EVIL man.

Imagine a conversation between Jeb Bush and Ben Carson.

Anyway, now that baseball is here, each day there is a winner and a loser and no one complains the system is rigged.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a  25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

No political candidate these days ever discusses the situation in Afghanistan. We still have thousands of soldiers in it.

I confess to being absolutely bored with the lack of any coherent discussion concerning the Middle East.

I wonder if there is another Earth out there in the universe which contains intelligent life forms?

Republicans rant and rave about ending relations with Iran over the nuclear accord while there is North Korea which IS working on a-bombs.

If Ted Cruz is the BEST alternative for Republicans, why not just close down this political party.

These days I really miss the intelligence of Rick Perry.

I think Republicans should book a circus to entertain people during their convention.

Then again, they already have booked a circus!

 

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

These days Republicans hold their noses when voting.

Not a single candidate from either party has discussed the impact of technology on unemployment–how come?

This is the first presidential campaign in history in which how one pisses or shits is an issue.

Republicans have shifted from the unborn child to the born penis as an issue.

OH well, baseball is back and we don’t have to vote who wins or loses.

Its Monday in Chicago and someone will get shot today.

American politicians talk about wiping out Muslim terrorists but not a single one has a son who will fight in such a battle.

Its Ted Vs Donald

Republicans who rejected such excellent candidates such as:

Jeb Bush –Rand Paul–Ben Carson–Carly Fiorina–Rick  Perry- Rick Santorum-Mike Huckabee –Ben Carson — and add any other name that enters your mind- are now confronted with the likes of Ted Cruz or Donald Trump. So, how do these two stalwarts stack up against one another?

Immigration– both want to deport twelve million

Hispanic terrorists–both want to build a BIG wall.

Taxes– Ted wants to  have everyone pay 10% and Donald wants to make everyone wealthy.

Terrorism–Ted wants to carpet bomb anything that moves–Donald wants to kill every single one of these bastards!

Women –Ted wants to control the bodies of women, Donald wants to insult every woman.

Israel –Ted loves Israel more than anyone, Donald has given more checks to Israel groups than anyone.

IRS–Ted wants to abolish it, Donald has yet to take a stand about it.

Health care–Ted  wants to end all government programs, Donald wants to give everyone a GREAT health care program.

GOD, both are for HIM.

Muslims– both do agree to get rid of them over there and over here.

On the Republican Party– both are disliked, but Ted less so.

 

Republican Alternatives To Be President

In an effort to assist our Republican friends we offer some suggestions as to who might be their candidate in the fall.

1. There is always Rudy Giuliani, a man who can out boast Donald any day in the year. After all, he single-handedly saved America after 9/11.

3. Why have Republicans forgotten Dick Cheney?  A man who was vice -president is eligible to run for president–that’s  lot more than Ted Cruz can say.

3. Rand Paul was the only guy on the debate stage who made any common sense. At least he is not full of hot air and he does have a biting send of humor.

4. Carly Fiorina is a natural born bitch who, unlike Donald Trump, only sent one business into an economic collapse.

5. Gee, I miss good old Rick Perry, at least he was born in Texas unlike the Cruz fellow.

7. Herman Cain has a few plus factors- he is black, he is a business man, he knows how to make pizza, he is a low key bull-shit artist, and he is dying for  another gig on the stage of life.

8. Then again, there is always Don Rumsfeld. OK, so he fucked up in Iraq,  a person is entitled to one more chance to fuck  up in the Middle East!

9.There is a guy named Mitt. He does not need any introduction.

10. Last but not least is the quiet black guy who may not know how to cut up people in a debate, but he sure knows how to cut up people.

Obama On What Went Wrong

President Barack Obama gave an interview with Fox News and during the session revealed what was his worse mistake. He now regrets there was no after Gaddafi plan on how to handle Libya. He claims that European nations failed to complete the job by carrying through on plans for reconstruction of the nation. Fair enough. At least some president admits that he made a mistake. However, there are a few other mistakes Obama may have failed to remember.

1. Barack Obama has held fewer press conferences than any president in the past sixty years. He failed to take advantage of opportunities to get his ideas across to the American people.

2. At no point did President Obama explain the basic principles of the Affordable Care Act to the American people. None even received a simple clear document from the Social Security Administration. He allowed Fox News to set the scenario as to what was the Affordable Care Act.

3. At  no point did President Obama explain to the American people what was our foreign policy in the Middle East. In 1943, President Franklin Roosevelt asked every American to get a map of the Middle East and gave  a radio talk explaining our military strategy in the region.

4.It is clear that Barack Obama has never studied the American presidency nor learned from great American presidents how to function as a president.

Sorry, Mr. President, you never grasped how an American President is the Chief Educator of the nation.

President Bernie Sanders

OK, it is the day after an election for president in 2016, and, lo and behold the white haired guy from Vermont via Brooklyn is now the president of the United States of America. So, what now happens?

1. Bernie informs the Republican controlled House of Representatives that he wants higher taxes placed on those with wealth. They respond with a  laugh.

2. President Sanders has a discussion with the Joint Chiefs of Staff. He informs them to withdraw all American units from the Middle East and cease bombing in Iraq and Syria. ISIS openly celebrates

3. President Sanders insists that he has the power to break up banks. The US Supreme Court in a 9-0 vote says there is no such right.

4. President Sanders informs young Americans they will have to wait a few years before there is free tuition at public colleges because he still has not gotten Congress to pass the surcharge on wealthy folks to pay for it.

President Sanders meets with his Cabinet and complains about what has happened to the good old days when he made speeches and young folks went will with joy.

OH, President Sanders makes a phone call to Hillary and asks for some advice on how to get a law passed.

Ted Gets Bronx Cheer!

I am Bronx born and still at age 85 remain a New Yorker in spirit and belief. Ted Cruz is upset at what he terms–“New York Values.” He was greeted on his arrival in New York by a Daily News headline that announced: TED-TAKE THE F U TRAIN.Ted is upset at what he terms “liberal ideas in New York.” Gee, what a crime. It was New York that gave birth to Theodore Roosevelt, a Republican, and Franklin D. Roosevelt, a Democrat. These men helped create an American society in which young people could go to college and have the government pay–the G.I. Bill of Rights. They brought to America -trust busting, Social Security, minimum wages, the right to strike for decent wages and working conditions, and the creation of a modern middle class.

Yes, Ted, we New Yorkers understand that your nutty ideas of ending the IRS make absolutely NO economic sense. And,we do believe that women should control their bodies –unlike your ideas that GOVERNMENT should make decisions for how women behave. Ironically, the  man who hates “Big Government” is the same man who wants “Big Government” to intrude in the personal lives of people.

So Ted, F  U!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a  25 year of mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

2016 is the year to sell political dreams to one and all.

Part of me would so enjoy President Cruz establishing a budget without the IRS.

I wonder what little Marco Rubio is doing these days.

ISIS  is retreating and losing territory which means, they must blow up some place in Europe.

I doubt that over the past year Donald Trump has expressed one intelligent idea.

I so enjoy when Donald talks to himself during a speech.

Gee, I wonder how many rapes were carried out yesterday by those illegal Hispanic immigrants.

Bernie, Bernie, I’ve Been Thinking

Bernie Sanders represents everything that Donald Trump hates about Democrats, liberals, those who are concerned about the lives of “losers,” and Donald would so enjoy being on a stage debating the little white haired Jew from Brooklyn. Donald rants and raves about the importance of allowing “winners” to run America, and Bernie rants and raves about the plight of the “losers.” In theory, they are complete opposites. However, they also have a few points in common.

Donald makes promises about beating ISIS or ending the reign of Hispanics who take key jobs away from hard-working, decent Americans. With a wave of his hand, there goes ISIS or here come millions of high-paying jobs for each and every American. Of course, Bernie also with a wave of his hand has created “twelve million high paying jobs” and given every American a place in college. At a recent interview with the New York Daily News, Bernie was asked if a President could break up Wall Street bankers. Are there such statutes he could use. He responded:”I suspect there are, yes.” Reporter, “do you know?” Bernie, “I believe that is the case. Do I have them in front of me,no.”

I agree with the ideas of Bernie Sanders. The real question is can he carry out his grandiose ideas. Sorry, Bernie, waving your hand or making promises is not exactly going to produce your wonderful ideas. There is a legitimate issue raised by Hillary Clinton: given the reality that Democrats will not control both the Senate of the House of Representatives, what are some possible immediate steps to take?

I fear that if Bernie Sanders DID become President, within months, his young followers will be complaining that he lied to them. No, Bernie is not telling lies. He is simply telling dreams. And, frankly, he has  yet to express any meaningful foreign policy other than he wants us to cease being a nation builder in areas, where this is impossible to do. I agree. So, what then should be our foreign policy?