Category Archives: Muslims

Preview Of Bibi Speech

Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu will give a speech tonight. We offer our readers a preview of what he will say. At least fifty members of Congress will not hear this speech because they prefer to boycott than to listen to a FOREIGNER give advice to Americans about their foreign policy. In the entire history of this nation this represents the largest number of congressmen who deliberately boycotters a speech by a foreign dignitary. Anyway, here is what Bibi will say.

1. I am one tough dude.

2. Barack Obama is not one tough dude.

3. John Kerry, who was awarded medals for bravery in the Vietnam war, has caved into Iran demands in a cowardly manner.

4. No deal with Iran ensures peace.

5. Since Iran will not have been provided with an alternative to peaceful use of atomic energy, there remains only one alternative–bomb the hell out of Iran.

6. Since Israel lacks the type of bombs that could penetrate Iran’s defenses, we need American bombers to blast away.

7. Israel stands for peace and that is why Israel uses force to end problems.

8. First Iranian terrorists came for opponents to democracy, then they came for Jews in Iran, then they will come for Israel,and then they will come for Europe, and then they will come for the United States of America.

As I said, this is sone tough dude.

Bill O’Reilly IS A Hero!

Confession, I do not recall the last time I saw Bill O’Reilly on television other than his appearances on the Jon Stewart show. But, every so often I catch a glimpse of him shouting and posturing as some sort of hero who is not afraid of terrorists and is prepared to send them to their deaths by the hot air emanating from his mouth. The latest episode of the heroic life of Bill has him in Los Angeles during riots back several years ago. According to Bill people were throwing bricks and concrete was pouring down on his head, but he stood his ground against these black and Hispanic terrorist because he is BILL O’REILLY! Several reporters who were with Bill at this scene of devastation and violence simply do not recall any bricks being thrown or any concrete coming down on their heads. According to Bonnie Strauss, Bob McCall and Ned Anstin, “It didn’t happen. If it did, none of us recall one person, one rock or one piece of concrete.”

I am certain that since Bill works for Fox News these reporters are simply a collection of LIBERALS who support the man from Africa who is ruining this nation. They simply want to damage the reputation of Bill O’Reilly because he is a voice for freedom, for liberty and the American way of life. Has anyone checked whether these reporters are of the Muslim religion??

Oh Dem Islamic Terrorists!

The Muslim people of this world include nearly two billion humans who devote their days to work, to prayer and the normal activities of families. At tops, about 1% of those who are Muslim engage in some form of violence toward other people. Of course, Muslims have never been able to match the violence of Christians like Germans who murdered over thirty million human beings, but, we only refer to these murderers as Nazis, not as Christian Germans. A coalition in Austria of the Social Democratic Party and the People’s Party has passed laws that will monitor behavior of Muslims in the country. These laws require that imams must be able to speak German. The Koran must be standardized in the German language, and no Islamic organization can receive funding from foreign sources.

I was raised in the United States of America and in the synagogue we prayed in the Hebrew language, not in English. Many of the Conservative Rabbis were from Europe and some actually did not speak English. Somehow we managed to live in peace and did not disturb the people of America. Such laws as these in Austria are insulting not only to Muslims, but to all fair minded people!

Another Day, Another Dead Poor Man

I do not know much about a poor black man who spent his days and nights on the streets of Los Angeles. Fellow homeless called him, “Africa” which means he was probably and African American. He spent his nights sleeping on the street in a tent, and according to laws of Los Angeles, you could spend the night sleeping in a tent, but came day light it had to be removed. Four members of the Los Angeles police department approached the man, and at this point the tale becomes murky. Police insist that four men could not handle a homeless guy, who most probably was not in the best physical shape. A struggle ensued, police claim the ONE MAN was able to handle the FOUR POLICEMEN, and the end result is that the FOUR POLICEMEN felt their lives were at stake. You know the end of this tale. A cop shouted, “drop the gun.” He was shot and Africa is now dead.

These tales lead to one conclusion. Modern members of police department apparently lack the physical ability to handle a homeless man. They must shoot such people in order to remain alive. One wonders exactly how do these policemen get trained. How about some Karate training. Oh, the police commissioner has promised “we will find out what happened.” I believe that an unarmed poor man is dead. Nothing else happened.

Decline Of Democracy In Russia

My father was born and raised in the world of Czarist Russia that was ruled by an emperor. After the czar was sent to his death, the people of Russia then endured seventy five years of brutal dictatorship under Communists. It is estimated that Communist rulers murdered at least ten million RUSSIANS in their gulags. One would expect that after this horror of death, the people of Russia would seek to inhabit a world in which democracy was the norm. Instead, most Russians support the policies of President Vladimir Putin whose goal is to enforce a dictatorship that either kills or sends to jail anyone who dares to oppose this regime. Boris Nemstov fought for democracy and organized mass demonstrations against Putin. Yesterday he was walking across a bridge in Moscow when suddenly a group of assassins blasted him with six shots. He is now dead. Oh, according to the Putin government the cause of this death was: people seeking to destabilize Russia by seeking to blame problems on Putin, or, Muslim terrorists. Who else?

Latest figures reveal that 68% of people in Russia support Vladimir Putin while only 15% oppose him. There is sad news that Nemstov is dead. There is every worse news that most Russians don’t give a damn. After all, Putin has gotten back the Crimea and caused death and destruction in Ukraine.

Weep for the people of Russia who seek dictatorship over democracy.

Bibi Joins Fellow Republicans To Save World!

I assume this week anyone who cares about Israel or the United States of America will be glued to their iPads or television sets in order to see still another Republican inform the world how to get peace in t he world. Bibi Netanyahu is here to further the work of his dad in the cause of ensuring that Republicans once again govern the nation. His father was a professor here in America who also doubled as a fervent Republican. The Israel Ambassador to the United States of America used to double as a paid Republican worker. Anyway, Bibi is here to expose American government attempts to avoid a calamity in the Middle East. Bibi will inform cheering Republicans that the only road to peace in the Middle East is to bomb the hell out of Iran. After all, Bibi is an expert on peace in the Middle East. Since becoming prime minister of Israel:

1. The former close ties between Israel and Turkey have ceased after fifty years of close cooperation.

2. Jordan used to support Israel in many situations and now has ended this support.

3. There is not a single European nation that supports the policies of Benjamin Netanyahu.

So, Americans, cheer Bibi and perhaps we can end any and all good relations with nations in this world.

Scott Walker At Battle Of Madison, Wisconsin

Every so often I feel the need to apologize to those whom I have offended with my angry words of criticism. I now humbly apologize to the governor of the great state of Wisconsin for failing to recognize his accomplishments in the war against terrorism. There is no doubt that Scott Walker stands alone among American governors in his gallant stand against the hordes of terrorists who assaulted the capitol of Madison a few years ago. Some are confronted by black hooded terrorists carrying weapons of mass destruction, but Scott single handedly met the enemy and wiped them out. It was just a few years ago when government offices were viciously attacked by social workers, teachers, psychologists, and cops demanding the right to form unions. As Scott recounts the fight, the capitol grew so packed with human bodies, the smell of their bodies hit you as soon as you entered the building. It was over powering.”

After winning this great battle, Scott now believes, “If I can take on 100,000 protesters, I can do the same across the world.”

Caution to ISIS, from now on before engaging in battle with Scott, take a shower and rub the soap in deeply.

Why Do Republicans Pose As Heroes?

I find most intriguing how so many Republican leaders have never been to war although they pose as heroes from battles they waged. Examine the record:

1. Dick Cheney got several draft deferments during the Vietnam war because he had “more important things to do.”

2. George Bush spent the Vietnam war at home in the National Guard.

3. Scott Walker never entered the armed force.

4. Rudy Giuliani fought the battle of New York City surrounded by a dozen cops and somehow saved the city.

5. Sarah Palin compares firing a weapon at undefended animals as equivalent to being in battle against armed soldiers.

6. Rick Perry compares the battle of the Rio Grande against Hispanic children as a “war.”

These are heroes who saved America.

Another Missouri Day

I spent forty years of my life working in the state of Missouri and many days were in rural areas of the state where I taught teachers. If there is one place I know well, it is southern Missouri where segregation was still around up into the 1970s. In places like Flat River, if your skin was black make certain it was not being shown after sundown, at least not in the town of Flat River. One day I was a visiting Jew in a school in Doniphan, I can guarantee they have never seen a Muslim. So, I was not surprised to read about a man in southern Missouri who shot to death eight people and then rid the world of his body. Guns are to southern folk in Missouri what money is to the rest of us. They so love the gun.

Of course, there are more murders in St. Louis, Missouri with its population of about 250,000 than in most major metropolitan areas of this nation. I have no idea why this man killed eight people. I also have an idea that such murders will occur again and again in this state which prefers living in the nineteenth century when blacks knew their place and Jews never ventured into these areas. They love guns, they love death as long as they can retain the right to hold a gun anywhere they desire.

Fighting Scott Walker Takes On ISIS

Scott Walker is governor of the state of Wisconsin and he among the bravest men in this fair land. He took on the terrorist unions such as those representing police, firefighters and other government employees and he defeated them. “If I can take on 100,000 protesters, I can so the same across the world.” He is one American who is not afraid of ISIS, he is one American who is ready to stand up and confront any terrorist in the world. I have received, still unconfirmed reports, that ISIS leaders are meeting in order to discuss the threat posed by Scott Walker. Some are preparing to offer terms of surrender before this man comes at them with pen in hand to wipe them off the face of this planet!

Scott is against “special interests” such as unions that serve the interests of police and firemen. He wants to fight in order to protect the interests of “taxpayers.” I trust you know that government employees are not taxpayers. I wonder if Scott is so determined to rid the country of “special interests” will he take on Wall Street. OOPs, sorry, there are no special interests on Wall Street, just wonderful Americans who devote their days creating $7.25 per hour jobs.