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Elect Me! I Will Solve ALL Problems!!

I have pondered this issue for many months,and reluctantly, very reluctantly, decided that my country needs me. So, I am going to run for president. So, what are my qualifications?

I, alone, without any help from anyone, will wipe out ISIS for once and all. Once ISIS leaders realize they are up against a nice Jewish boy from the south Bronx, they will surrender.

I, promise free college education for each and every person in America. Details are funding for t his project, will follow shortly.

I promise to end ALL terrorist attacks in Europe, in America, in Turkey, and any other country that now endures these terrorist attacks. I have already contacted Superman and have his cooperation.

Want a good paying job for at least $55,000, just vote for the Bronx kid.

I promise to end violence against cops, and  violence by cops against people. All it takes is some warm hugs and plenty of guns and ammunition for one and all.

Want to go back to mining coal? I promise to erect coal sites in every American city,  and anyone can go to the pile and get all the coal they want.

Apology, I do not have blond daughters or any junior to give a speech in my favor. However, I have read all Trump speeches and understand one must promise the moon, and deliver frozen Neptune.

P.S. To all Chicago folks, I promise the Cubs will win the World Series this year!

P.P.S. To all New York Knick fans, I promise the Knicks will win the NBA title!

Oh, I promise to appoint Ted Cruz to head a study on reducing the output of garbage in America.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Dick Cheney is for Trump, what better reason to vote for Hillary?

I assume the Trump children are auditioning to run for public office.

Donald missed a career as a salesman pitching medicine that cures all ills.

In fairness to Donald, he definitely believes America is a white nation, and he loves it.

At least Ted Cruz has the balls to refuse licking boots.

Some day Chris Christie is actually going to spend some time in New Jersey, the state of which he is governor. At this moment, all road construction has ceased in the state–no allocation of money.

Sorry, I  apologize to Chris, it is all the fault of Hillary for halt in road construction.

Description of the audience– a sea of white faces.

Gee, these days I really miss the happy administration of George Bush.

According to Donald, it is midnight in an America enduring storms and hurricanes.

Donald On Trump

Ivanka talked for a half hour about her wonderful dad, Americans are now clear that he is loved by his daughter, you know, the  one he would like to bang. Anyway,the American people listened for over an hour to the dark times they are experiencing and the bright wonderful times they will encounter, if they just elect the man who is all doom and gloom.

Donald went on and on about FOUR people killed by illegal immigrants. If elected president, this horrific rate of death will end. Oh, he is going to build a WALL, a Great Wall, and the drug cartel are going to build a GREAT TUNNEL. Donald went on and on about the high tax rates in America. Fact check, the US has the lowest tax rates of any modern nation. Donald, in countries like Sweden or Denmark, they provide national health insurance, they provide decent support for the old and unemployed, and that costs money, which they spend, unlike the United States.

Cops are getting slaughtered this year.Fact: about 70 cops were killed last year and the death rate is the same this year. Anyway, as Republicans know,it is all the fault of President Obama for cops getting killed. And, when he lies about concern for their deaths, we know from his ‘body language’ that something is “going on.”

I listened to each and every word spoken by Donald Trump. There was not a single specific proposal –other than cut taxes- as to how he would solve any problem. When it comes to scaring the hell out of people, Donald is the voice of anger and fear, but when it comes to explaining how to solve problems, then Donald is the voice of anger and fear.

Anyone who believes angry words will solve problems, she definitely vote for Donald Trump. There is no doubt many Americans prefer fear and loathing to solving problems, which cost money.

OH, I did spot ONE black face in the audience.

More Republicans On Donald

The most fascinating aspect of the Trump run for the president is how many Republicans are running in the opposite direction. No Bush attended the convention, no John Kasich, no John McCain, hell, no Sarah Palin. Jim Camp, a noted Republican strategist offered a compelling reason why so many Republicans are not in Cleveland.

“Donald Trump is a narcissistic,, self-centered, miserable example  of a human being. Trump is going to be accepting the nomination tonight, and I don’t want to spend  one day in the party with him as its head.”

There is no prior example in the Republican party of so many of its leaders refusing to attend a convention to select a candidate. Of course, Ted Cruz wound up being booed of the stage when he refused to support Trump for the simple reason, “I’m not a servile lap dog.” Gee, I wonder who he was referring to?

Ivanka On Dad

Donald Trump is blessed with a horde of kids, after all, he was married three times. His darling daughter, Ivanka offered some words of praise for dad.

My father thinks big, after all he only marries women with big boobs!

My father cares about women, that’s why he has had three wives. Can Hillary beat that with three husbands?

My dad listens to people who offer advice, he DOES accept the electrician who says there is need for a new light bulb.

My dad cares about Hispanics, he even hires illegals to save money.

My dad loves children, heck, he keeps on producing them into his sixties.

My dad worked hard to become a millionaire. After all, he only began with two million.

My dad listens to every cab driver and trusts them to get him to the right place.

My dad cares about sex deviants, he will even piss with them.

Just remember, I love my dad, and he even gave me a high paying job!

Carson Exposes Hillary!

Americans can sleep well tonight knowing that Ben Carson is on guard to protect the nation against terrorists,and the evil Hillary Clinton. Finally, we have someone in the political arena who is able to keep careful watch on the lady who poses the greatest threat to our security. Ben, in one of his normal low key talks pointed out that Hillary Clinton,not only read the works of Sol Alinsky, but she wrote about this notorious evil creature. If you are not familiar with Alinsky, he spent his life working on community organization in places like Chicago.

Did you know that Hillary Clinton wrote her Wellesley thesis on the works of Alinsky? Did you know that Alinsky made reference to his admiration of LUCIFER!! “So, are we going to select as president one who has read the books of someone who admires LUCIFER!

Just remember this woman READS BOOKS!

First, Benghazi, then emails, and now LUCIFER!

Democracy Dying Daily In Turkey

I confess to mixed feelings about the recent failed coup in Turkey. One one hand, thee is need to end the rule of  President Erdogan who has stifled democracy in Turkey. As a result of the failed coup he has already fired  25,000 teachers, 1,500 Deans of colleges, 20,000 government officials, and arrested one third of generals and admirals in the armed forces. Not a single one of these people was presented with any criminal charges, they will not have a fair trial–that is, if they actually have a trial.

If the coup had succeeded then Turkey at this moment would have been the scene of another Syria. Conservative Muslims would have picked up arms and initiated a civil war that would make the Syrian a side show. A Turkish civil war would have sent over 2,000,000 Turks into the EU which would have created a disaster.We express our sorrow for the people of Turkey as they witness the end of democracy in their nation.

Donald Makes America Great Again

According to John Kasich he was approached by one of the Trump kids who inquired if he would be interested in becoming the vice president candidate. Don Jr. said if he accepted, then he would become the  most powerful vice president in history.

Katich asked what he would be responsible for, and was told: Domestic and Foreign policy.

Kasich was confused and asked what then would Trump do. His son replied:

Make America Great Again.

Then again, Mike Pence who was selected wrote an op-ed piece a few years ago in which he claimed: “Smoking did not lead to death.” To prove his point, Mike noted that two out of three people who have smoked and died, did not die from any cancer caused by smoking.

Just remember Mike Pence told the audience there were three things which constituted the basis of his life: Being a Christian, a Conservative, and a Republican. Here is a man seeking to become the Vice President of the United States  of America and does not place being an AMERICAN as among the most important factors in his life!

OFF WITH HER HEAD!!

Chris Christie really got Republicans aroused into a fury by posing some questions such as:

‘Guilty or not guilty of allowing Boko Haram in Nigeria to kidnap over 200 girls and reduce them to sexual slavery?”

Response: GUILTY

“Guilty or not guilty of closing down the George Washington Bridge?”

Response: GUILTY

“Guilty or not guilty of forcing a complete halt to road construction in the state of New Jersey?”

Response: GUILTY
“Guilty or not guilty of deliberately sabotaging the speech of Mrs. Trump?”

Response: GUILTY

“Guilty or not guilty of preventing the Chicago Cubs from winning a world series-she is from Chicago?”

Response: GUILTY

“Guilty or not guilty of making England leave the EU?”

Response: GUILTY

“Guilty or not guilty of why Jesus has not returned to the  planet Earth?”

Response: GUILTY

 

Turkey, Nation Doomed

Since becoming, first the prime minister, and then the President of Turkey, Recep Erdogan has increasingly gained complete control of the nation. A democracy increasingly has become the personal domain of Recep Erdogan. A group of Army officers attempted to overthrown the president, and the coup was crushed. Nearly 20,000 people, army officers, lawyers, judges,government officials, and journalists have been arrested. The days of democracy in Turkey are getting fewer and fewer.

Much as we wish a real revolution could have swept Erdogan from power,its defeat bodes well for the world. A successful coup would have transformed Turkey into a giant Syria mess. Once this civil war began, millions of Turks would have attempted to enter the EU causing chaos and allowing right wing fanatics to gain power in France, Italy, Hungary and Poland. It would have been the end of the European Union. Alas, people of Turkey, the failure  of the coup avoided an even greater tragedy.