Category Archives: Muslims

Let’s Create Violence

Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has an incredible capacity to create violence when there is violence throughout the Middle East. At a time when it is important to avoid any further violence in the region, the man who must always come across as the toughest guy west of the West Bank is ready to initiate rock throwing, bullets flying and a few Palestinians biting the dust. He has announced this is just the right time to go ahead and build 454 new homes in East Jerusalem.

US State Department spokesperson suggested, “we view this activity as illegitimate and counterproductive to the cause of peace.” So, who ever said Bibi Netanyahu wanted peace? As long as there is violence, he gets more votes.

Report From Headquarters Carson

It is Thursday and we can offer another report from the headquarters of Ben Carson. I realize that few Americans understand how fortunate they are to have DR. Ben Carson leaving the operating table and now operating to save America from Islamic terrorists. In addition to his incredible insights concerning ISIS, Ben took a moment from his hectic schedule to explain how to resolve the Israel-Palestinian conflict.

First, Ben wants to make clear his opposition to create a Palestinian state by taking land away from Israel. According to Ben the West Bank and all other areas in what is called, Palestine, really belong to Israel. So, how to solve the problem. Here are the wise words of DR. Ben Carson: “why can’t we slip down the Palestinian state into Egypt?”

Problem solved.


We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.


Aside from speeches, exactly what do Republican want to do about ISIS?

Gee, I so wish we had Rudy Giuliani to lead us in this new crisis. After all, he single-handedly wiped out al-Qaeda.

Barack Obama is among the most inept leaders in a crisis. He never speaks with the American people.

Barack is cool when he should be hot.

Funny, no statements from George Bush on how to handle terrorists.

We ignore poverty and wonder why there are problems.

How about sending in Chicago gangs to handle ISIS?

Donald Trump On ISIS

My name is Donald Trump. I hope every damn Muslim, every cowardly member of ISIS memorizes that name because when I get rid of you pieces of shit, the last damn image in your mind will be that of a red haired man who is personally shooting each and every one of you bastards. Now how will I accomplish this task:

1. I will televise my speeches night and day throughout the Middle East.

2. I will send recordings of my speeches to each and every leader of ISIS.

3. I will give one speech after another in the state of Iowa how I will wipe out ISIS.

4. I will go on Fox News 7/24 every week to denounce ISIS.

5. I intend to visit every state in America to speak about my plan to wipe out ISIS.

I can guarantee my ideas are COLOSSAL. I can guarantee the wall I will build around Iraq is FANTASTIC. And the hot air I will send to the Middle East is HOT.

So, watch out ISIS, your doom awaits!

Rudy Giuliani On Republicans, ISIS And Wetbacks

My name is Rudy Giuliani and I am the only Republican with a proven record of beating up terrorists. In case you forgot, I single-handedly wiped out the Muslim terrorists after 9/11 happened. I walked the streets of New York City,I strode into the stock market and after I rang the bell so people could at least make some money out of tragedy. I am the ONLY Republican who knows how to talk tough,never fight anyone unless they are people on relief and make a fortune out of pretending to be a hero.

So, here’s the deal,ISIS, I promise not to come to Syria and wipe you guys off the face of the Earth,and you guys promise to accept my invitation to become members of the New York City Police Department and walk the streets of New York in safety.Think about the offer, safety,security,and an opportunity to get into my security business and make gobs of money.

ISIS,join the Giuliani business empire and make some loot and–even get some good girls to make life enjoyable. My friends, I promise to help each and everyone a millionaire without doing any work!!

OH,I even promise you guys to meet some red hot Italian girls–talk about Heaven!

Jeb Bush On ISIS

Unlike people like Ted Cruz I was actually born and bred in the great state of Texas so when it comes to facing down bad guys,just let me at them. In fact, my brother George is just dying to finish off the job he started back in 2003.Let’s get this straight you bad people, I am tough, or at least, I want to be tough. I hate terrorists and promise if elected to send them packing from America. Or at least,give them a lecture about the joys of working with job creators who will help you bad people get on the gravy train to wealth.

For heaven sake, why go around dressed in black? Have you guys considered the possibility that if you guys study hard,pass the common core tests,then you can go to the college of your choice. I want ISIS to know that I am a chip off the block of brother George. When wars come around, we head off in the opposite direction. I promise America that if elected, I will work hard with ISIS members and get them started in a new direction. Heck, if George could beat the bottle, certainly you guys can go on the bottle,get drunk and end this terrorism!

Ted Cruz On ISIS

I am sick and tired of the black dude in the White House who hovers in terror inside the oval office and refuses to take a stand against–let’s call it like it is–ISLAMIC TERRORISM! Unlike the Great Wimp I am a man of action. I have had extensive training in dealing with terrorists. I spent four years at Harvard, and if you want to know how wimps act, if you want to know how leftist jihadists behave, just head on up to Cambridge, Massachusetts. One blast of my voice sends these Islamic lovers heading off into the distance in fear.

I am from Texas, OK, so I was not born in Texas, but I have bathed myself in Texas culture. I have my assault weapon, I have my grenades, I have my bazooka, I have my BAR, just point me in the direction of Syria and watch those Muslim terrorists cower in fear!

You twerps, TED is headed your way so either repent and become a Christian or prepare for Heaven and those virgins!


We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.


Americans in 2015 respond to refugees as Americans responded to Jews fleeing Nazism.

American politicians so enjoy pretending they are brave warriors.

Not a single person running for president among the top Republican candidates ever wore the uniform.

Gee, imagine General Trump leading men into battles?

I assume Ben Carson has someone on his staff who shows him where Syria is on the map.

Then again, Carly Fiorina is ready for combat–verbal, that is.

Republicans need Rick Perry, at least he was once a soldier.

Blame It On Syrian Refugees

Let me get this straight. Hundreds of thousands of people are fleeing from the murderous groups of Islamic terrorists and now the people who hate ISIS are responsible for ISIS? So far fifteen American governors have made clear they do not want the victims of ISIS to enter their state. Massachusetts Governor Charles Baier recently said: No, I’m not interested in accepting refugees from Syria. We propose a new twist on Syrian refugees.

1. Among the refugees are hundreds of thousands of men who want citizenship.

2. These men are physically able to engage in war.

3. Offer citizenship to any Syrian male who will become a soldier and fight ISIS.

4. If the Syrian male performs two years of combat duty he will become a citizen.

5. This means America can field at least 50,000 boots on the ground who are ready to fight ISIS.

America provides the training, America provides the weapons, America provides the leadership and Syrians provide the troops!

Win Win for All.

Our Buddy, Vladimir Putin

It was simply a matter of time before Barack Obama came round to the idea of using Russia to handle things in Syria. Vladimir is not bothered by legislatures, he is not bothered by people who vote since he knows the outcome of elections before they begin.It now looks as though Obama has come round to the idea of keeping Assad for a while in order to get Russian troops on the ground to handle the dirty work. Of course, if Russians engage ISIS then Islamic terrorists will be spending time blowing things up in Moscow rather than New York. Very clever of Obama is you ask me.

The alleged agreement would maintain Assad in office for a short term, no longer than a year to keep face for Iran and Russia.Then, most probably some Alawite general will suddenly appear, announce that Assad had an illness and was headed to Saudi Arabia for his health. No one can touch him in Saudi Arabia, Putin now can not be charged with abandoning a friend, and life goes on–and so does Death!