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The New Donald Arrives!

During the past few weeks, Donald Trump has proclaimed that he is in the process of “evolving” After exploring the inside of his mind, we are abel to explain this evolutionary development.

1. From now on the “bimbo”thing will be replaced with care and concern for all broads.

2. No, Donald will not be building a Great Wall on our southern border, more in the nature of a Great Picket Fence.

3. No,Donald will not be bringing jobs back from China, instead he will be bringing back many,many smart Chinese guys to jump start our economy.

4. No, Donald will no longer be insulting Ted Cruz, instead he will place Ted Cruz in charge of his hotels in Canada.

5. From now on each and every American will have the same health care plan as does Donald.

6. From now on Donald will become a practicing Muslim, Jew, and Christian.

7. NO, Donald will not express  desire to bang his daughter, but  he might date her.

8. No,Donald will not be carpet bombing ISIS, more in the nature of laying down carpets in Syria.

9.Each and every American will get a free course at Trump University.

So, behold the new Donald Trump!

Israel Sometimes Not Israel Of Yore

The birth of Israel in 1948 was heralded by many as finally the birth of a true democracy in the Middle East. Founders of Israel in 1948 were committed to the principles of democracy, especially respect for the rules of law and order. When the Israel  Defense Force was created it was presented to the world as an armed force based upon principles of the  Geneva Convention which required respect of those captured by member of the IDF.

Sgt. Elar  Azaria captured a Palestinian and the man was helpless as he lay on the ground. The sergeant than shot him. Many right wing fanatics in Israel who hate Muslims believed his action was a blow for democracy  General Gadi Eisenkol,head of the IDF made clear the IDF “has rules and principles”and this shooting violated basic rules of combat. Naturally, the right wing in Israel regards Palestinians as Donald Trump feels about Muslims and Hispanics! No wonder why Ted Cruz loves the Israel right wing.

Exchange Terrorist Program

Each day Republican candidates rant and yell that America is under attack. They warn one and all to beware  because Muslim terrorists are hiding in our parks, they wander our streets at night seeking to rape Christian and Jewish girls–Muslim girls are off limits. At the same time each day there is one  story after another concerning white Christians blasting away at on another. The  other main  Piketon, Ohio, some WHITE CHRISTIAN TERRORIST murdered EIGHT people of the Rhoden family including men, women, and children. But,not a  single word from Ted Cruz or Donald Trump about these terrorists.

We therefore are proposing a simple way to rid this country of WHTE CHRISTIAN TERRORISTS!  How about:

1. Exchange 1,000 white terrorists for 1,000 Muslim Syrians.

2. If this program proves successful we can rid our nation of each and every WHITE CHRISTIAN TERRORIST and receive in return at least one million hard working Syrians who will not go near any weapon of  death!

African Obama Exposed

The people of England have their own version of our Donald Trump. His name is Boris Johnson and he is the mayor of London. Mr. Johnson is very upset because the bust of former Prime Minister Winston Churchill was removed from the White House and sent back to England. I suspect that few Americans under the age of 50 have the slightest idea as to who is Winston Churchill, let alone give a damn if his bust is in or out of the White House,  but for Boris this is a critical issue of our times.

According to Boris, “Some said it was aa snub of Britain.Some said it was a symbol of the part Kenyan President’s ancestral dislike of the British empire of which Churchill had been such a fervent defender.”

For the record, Winston Churchill played an important role in aiding America to win World War II. I doubt if Obama knows much about this past nor does he give a damn about it.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old  body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I never could figure out why God wants women to cover up and  not men.

Then again, why does God want heads covered? Makes no sense.

These days major league baseball pays guys who hit 200 at least five million, I am more than willing to do that for one million.

Depression era baseball players ran much faster down the first base line when hitting a ground ball than modern pampered players today.

I really wonder what Ted Cruz is thinking these days.

I never cease wondering if  other life forms in the universe invented the idea of God.

We need a contest to predict the NEW Donald Trump.

Will Donald Make Nice?

These are the April days in which Donald  Trump has to begin deciding how he will conduct his campaign in the fall. Many of his supporters are asking him to behave “more presidential.” So, here is the new Donald Trump:

“I will not call women sluts or bimbos, those terms are now reserved for men.”

“I will build the smallest, the world’s smallest WALL.”

“Ted Cruz is  not a liar, he is more like a schmuck.”

“I got nothing against Hispanics, for all I am concerned they have the right to live in Mexico.”

“Don’t look at Hillary’s face, just look at that dumpy figure!”

“I now second everything Bernie is saying about Wall Street crooks.”

“NO, I do not wish to screw my daughter, just my wife!”

“John Kasich is just a northern version of Jeb Bush.”

“I REALLY love Israel and who the fuck cares about Palestinians, they got no votes in America”

“Megyn, I will even screw you.”

 

 

 

Hijab Day— For Whom?

A group of people in France who oppose right wing haters of the Muslim religion decided to hold a “Hijab Day” in which women would wear a hijab in support of those Muslim women who where one. As one supporter noted: “If you believe all women should have the right to decide what to wear and to expect their dream is respected” than wear a hijab.” Not all were supportive and one person suggested: “How about a bikini day in Saudi Arabia?”

Me, I am not so interested in a hijab day for women so much as a hijab day for men. How about a day in which Muslim MEN wear a hijab or Muslim men wear a burka covering their entire body? The real issue is not what Muslim women wear so much as what Muslim men do not. How about  a day in which Muslim men have to ask permission to go  shopping? Muslim men can wear whatever they desire but for  some reason, women can not. How come?

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

From Ted Cruz: “America is always at  her best when she is flat on  her back on the mat.”

From my three month old grandson: “America is always at her back when she is flat on her back and peeing in her diaper.”

From a Trump supporter: “America is always at her best when she is flat other back as long as she buys American made goods.”

From the NRA: “American babies in cribs are always at their best when flat on their backs in cribs when they have a gun to protect themselves.”

From Donald: “America is always at her best when she is flat on her back gazing up at the Greatest Wall ever built.”

From John Kasich:  “America is always at her best when she is flat on her back figuring out how to balance the budget–as I single-handedly did!”

From Ben Carson: “America is always at there best when she is flat on her back getting ready for me to cut open her body and save her.”

Is Bernie Upset?

This is not the best of times, this is not the goal that Senator Bernie Sanders had succeeded to attain. He got walloped in New York even though he was born in the great borough of Brooklyn. But, Bernie continues to fulminate and complain about the fact Hillary Clinton has taken money from the capitalists. OK,so Barack Obama took money from hedge fund operatives, and the end result was that Barack Obama was doing their bidding while President?

Bernie, John Kennedy got millions from the rich, even Franklin D. Roosevelt who was hated by the rich got money. Yes, Bernie, most Republicans DO take money from the wealthy. The Koch brothers  are raising over $800 million from wealthy folks to win this election –and that money is NOT going to Hillary Clinton. I have a hunch that  your wonderful small donation folks will NOT match the Koch brothers. Bernie, there ARE some decent wealthy folks. And, there are some poor and working class folks who adore Donald Trump.

So, tone down the rhetoric and get on with winning this year!

Uncle John Has Some Advice

It has now become a common view of political analysts who discuss the Republican nominees seeking the presidency to identify John Kasich as the leading “moderate.” He recently was asked in one of his town halls a question from a female college student. She asked that after became president, what would he do to make her “feel safer and more secure  regarding sexual violence, harassment and rape.” As I mentioned, John is the moderate and not prone to respond in crazy rants like the two other guys.

He responded:  “I’d also give you  one bit of advice. Don’t got to parties where there’s a lot of alcohol.” There is no question that uncle John is the right man to ask about date rape and such violence against women. Of course, he could have said: “Dear, my advice is to avoid any social gatherings at which males are present. I  guarantee that would avoid sexual violence or rape.”

John Kasich is a “moderate’ only if compared to Donald and Ted. Perhaps, John would like to impose Sharia law which prevents women from having any social contact with males unless accompanied by a male relative.