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NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Finally, Chris Christie has found his moment of glory– valet to Donald.

Many Republicans await Donald to calm down. Ha, Ha.

I do expect a Republican response to Orlando– every child at birth is given an AR-15 to play with in the  crib.

When Christians murder people in America, no one says: “Radical Christian extremists.”

During the 20th century, Christian nations such as Germany and Italy murdered over forty million people. Is there something connecting Christianity and murder?

I have never seen a Trump speech without him waving around his arms.

I am amazed that people want to gaze at alligators.

LeBron James is really angry these nights.

Has anyone checked out whether the alligator which killed the  child is of the Muslim religion?

I would so love seeing a debate between Trump and Elizabeth Warren!

Trump’s dream world –Hispanics are Muslims!

 

Don’t Blame The Gators

I must confess that about forty years ago I did take my kids to Disneyland in California. These days there is a nice Disneyland in Orlando. For some strange reason this Disneyland had lots of alligators. Why people would go  to a place with alligators is simply beyond my way of thinking. Yes, they have alligators in the lagoons and they sort of swim around. Tragically, a gator jumped up and grabbed a two year old and drowned him.

So, don’t blame the gators. I checked with some Republicans about this tragedy.

Ted Cruz: If only dad carried a gun with him at all times, he could have shot the gator

Donald Trump: I told you,we need a Great Wall, a Great Wall, and then no more gator deaths.

Jeb Bush:  I guess things happen.

Carly Fiorina: That gator is lucky I wasn’t around, I would have shouted and yelled until he let go of the child.

Mike Huckabee: Jesus works in miraculous and strange ways.

Chris Christie: Is the alligator in need of someone to help out? I’m ready to help anyone who will allow me to be important.

On Immigration-Then And Now

The most continual source of conflict within America for over two hundred years has been the arrival of immigrants from nations throughout the world. A perennial complaint of those who were here is that new people posed a threat to their economic and social lives. During the 1830s and 1840s, over two million poor people from Ireland arrived with nothing but a desire to take any job for any wage as long as they had work. This new CATHOLIC group encountered prejudice, hatred and violence. In fact, the Know Nothing Party was formed –it captured nearly 15% of the vote. Its platform was -end any further Catholic immigration and require Irish Catholics to wait fifteen  years before becoming citizens.

Similar attitudes were encountered by the eight million Jewish and Italian immigrants who arrived between 1880-1924. So, along comes Donald Trump with the oldest argument in American history–its them damn immigrants who are the problem. As to the Muslims, according to Donald: “we have no idea where they come from. Who the hell are they?

Actually, fewer than 15,000 have arrived. Canada, with a much smaller population has welcomed over TWENTY THOUSAND MUSLIMS. And, of this date, not a single act of violence.

Sarah Palin Speaks About Anything

It has been a few months since we last spoke with Sarah Palin, and in light of recent events we sought her insights on just about anything. So, let her rip:

Sarah: God dammit if only I was in Orlando, I would have grabbed my AR-15 and  gone right after that Muslim bastard. Just imagine the gun duel between straight shooting Sarah Palin and some Muslim coward? The only way to take out a Muslim terrorist is with a true-blooded one hundred percent American.

Frankly, if you want to end this radical Islamic terrorism, just allow me to confront the head of ISIS, the head of al-Qaeda and any other bunch of Muslim cowards. AR-15s at one hundred yards and the winner takes all, and I mean ALL!

I just think its wonderful we finally got an American running for president. Donald is right, we have to get tough, we have to send all these Muslims back to where they came from and make America once again a Great Nation. God, I’m so mad at those spineless characters who run the Republican party. We have to clean up the stink at Republican headquarters and make America Great Again!

So Donald,  don’t let up. Go after the cowards and then take on Crooked Hillary!

Republicans On Gays

First, let me make clear that Donald Trump just loves gays and lesbians, in fact, some of his best friends are sort of gay. So, when the murder of dozens of gay people happened, here are how Republicans reacted to this tragedy:

Donald: I told you there would be more Muslim attacks, I told you so. OK, so a few gay people sort of got shot. But, remember who told you  so!

Marco Rubio: I have decided in light of this tragedy in Florida to once again seek the US Senate seat. OK, so something happened in Orlando, what does that have to do with the US Senate?

Ben Carson: I have gone to Disneyland in Florida many, many times. I always had a gay time when there. I truly am sorry some gay people are not gay today.

Paul Ryan: No comment on anything Donald says about anything.

John McCain: I just have to win in Arizona, so the only way is to get Obama. Blame it on the black dude and thousands cheer.

Jeb Bush: I wasn’t gay in those silly debates, and I’m still not gay so who really got murdered in Orlando– me or a few guys and gals?

Carly Fiorina: Too bad I wasn’t at that night club, I would have charged the shooter and shouted into his ears until he stopped shooting to cover his ears. NO one messes with the Carly gal!

John Kasich: As soon as I finish this ice cream cone, I will comment on Orlando.

Lies My Father Never Told Me

I am perfectly aware that John McCain faces a tough primary opponent as he seeks to once again run for the US Senate. But, his comment that President Barack Obama is “directly responsible for the Orlando massacre” is nothing but words spoken by a broken man. It is ironic, that John McCain refused when a captive of the North Vietnamese Communists to say what they wanted him to say, he refused and was tortured.

MCain blames Obama for quitting Iraq when he should have remained.Well, examine the record:

1. President Obama adhered to the schedule for departure that was established by President George Bush.

2. President Obama offered to have at least 10,000 US troops in Iraq if the Iraq government agreed to rescind its demand that US troops who committed a crime  in Iraq would be tried in an Iraq court.

3. Prior to the Iraq invasion, al-Qaeda only had about 2,000 members.Guess who enabled them to grow by the thousands.

John McCain’  grandfather was an admiral in the US navy, his father was an admiral. They were taught to speak the truth and not lie because you might get a reward. John, you are NOT the son of these two distinguished members of the US armed forces!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Have Republicans considered a ticket of Herman Cain and Ben Sanders? It certainly would give them some color.

Republicans have to face reality–he will never change.

It is not that Americans love guns, it is that SOME nut cases love guns.

I can never understand how anyone who loves hunting needs an assault rifle to kill a deer.

So Marco Rubio is seeking to return as Senator. What next, Jeb becoming governor of Florida?

I do not understand why God so loves Ted Cruz that He speaks with him daily.

There must be some group that Donald has not insulted

 

Republicans On Banning Muslims

If there is one thing that members of the Republican party are famous for is taking a strong stand on controversial issues. Donald Trump promised when he becomes President to ban entry into America of anyone who is of the Muslim religion.

Mitch McConnell: “I am not going to comment on this issue.”

Paul Ryan: So, what’s new about that?

Senator Johnny Isaken: “I hate to comment on something that I didn’t hear.”

Senator Bob Corker: “I continue to be discouraged by the direction of this campaign.”

Jeb Bush: NO comment now, and no comment on anything that Trump says.

Herman Cain: I just love that hucky ducky guy. Whatever he says, I am for it.

Rudy Giuliani: Donald, keep on telling it like it is!

Donald Trump: I won’t quit saying wha is needed to make this country great again! So, Muslims, bye, bye.

White Men Speak On Election

Let’s get one thing clear, it is clear that we white guys will support a white man who runs against that crooked  Hillary Clinton. So, I must point out that I am a white man. My pop was a white man. My grandfather was a white man, and we white men have to stand up for white rights. So, what are my criteria for how I will cast my ballot:

1. I want someone who will make we white guys great again.

2. I want someone who protects my right to an AR-15 assault rifle because when I go hunting those damn deer run too damn fast.

3. Frankly, I never met a Muslim that I could trust. Then again, I have never met a Muslim. I can’t always be perfect.

4. I am sick and tired of my wife voting for someone without my permission. We need a president who makes certain women respect their husbands–and boy friends.

5. Yes, I am gay, yes, I enjoy gay moments in my life, but kissing some guy is NOT one of them!

6. I know Hillary Clinton did something with her emails. Frankly, at age 85, I really don’t know what emails are.

7. The last time I had anything to do with some white haired guy who waved his arms was when I visited the looney bin.

8. I want someone who tells it is like it is. Now, hopefully, someone will tell me what “it is” is.

9.Donald tells me that he will bring back those jobs making sweaters and underwear. Actually, I used to work in a steel plant.

10. I love my wife, I  love my daughters, but when it comes to running America, it is a man’s JOB.

Reince Priebus Gathers Party Together

Republican National Chairman organized a gathering of leading Republicans in order to restore hope and glory to the candidacy of their candidate for president, the one and only Donald Trump.

To kick off the event, he invited Herman Cain, a black skinned guy who ran for president four years ago. So, let Herman express his feelings: “This is a wonderful hucky ducky day and I’m here to support the candidacy of that great hucky ducky man, the one and only DONALD TRUMP!

Ben Carson also made an appearance: “Donald, I must confess it was sort of strange being on a stage where you talked all the time. Since, I am one of those creatures who do not like you, let me express my support for your victory, and I’m certain you will purchase a few thousand of my books.”

Rudy Giuliani: “Donald, I love you. But, let’s get one thing clear. I am the only New Yorker who is allowed to bullshit night and day about what a great man I am, after all, I, all by myself saved New York City on 9/11.”

Rand Paul: “I think Donald is an ignorant bombastic moron, but I do support his candidacy for president. God help America.”

George Bush: “Donald, I visited a mosque the day after 9/11 to ensure Americans did not blame Muslims for that event. OK, you are right, there were thousands and thousands of Muslims cheering the disaster. I guess I just missed their noise.

Paul Ryan: “OK,OK, you can now untie my hands and remove the covering over my mouth. I promise to support the most intelligent person running for president in 2016. Do what you wish with that endorsement.”

Ted Cruz: “God revealed to me last night that he wanted Donald to run this year, lose, and guarantee that I will be the candidate in 2020.”

Marco Rubio: “Before I speak I need a bottle of water. I will be back after I satisfy my thirst. Don’t wait forever for me.”