During the past few weeks, Donald Trump has proclaimed that he is in the process of “evolving” After exploring the inside of his mind, we are abel to explain this evolutionary development.
1. From now on the “bimbo”thing will be replaced with care and concern for all broads.
2. No, Donald will not be building a Great Wall on our southern border, more in the nature of a Great Picket Fence.
3. No,Donald will not be bringing jobs back from China, instead he will be bringing back many,many smart Chinese guys to jump start our economy.
4. No, Donald will no longer be insulting Ted Cruz, instead he will place Ted Cruz in charge of his hotels in Canada.
5. From now on each and every American will have the same health care plan as does Donald.
6. From now on Donald will become a practicing Muslim, Jew, and Christian.
7. NO, Donald will not express desire to bang his daughter, but he might date her.
8. No,Donald will not be carpet bombing ISIS, more in the nature of laying down carpets in Syria.
9.Each and every American will get a free course at Trump University.
So, behold the new Donald Trump!