Category Archives: Muslims

“This Is America!”

It was just another Southwestern Airline flight and Gill Parker Payne was just about to take his seat when suddenly he became terrified for his life. Was it because some Islamic terrorist had boarded the flight and was ready to detonate a bomb? Well,  Gill is a one tough American. He walked up to a Muslim woman who was wearing –a suicide vest? Well, not exactly. She was wearing a hijab–wearing a hijab in our beloved America!

So, Gill did what any God-fearing, loyal American would do. He walked up to this potential terrorist and ripped the hijab off her head shouting: “This is America!!”

P.S. I wonder what Gill would say or do to an American Jew who wears yarmulka?

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year  old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I await Donald assuring one and all  that his best friends are illegal Hispanic immigrants.

For some, their greatest fear is ISIS, for others, who pisses next to them in the toilet.

Butterflies are disappearing, I guess they heard Republicans were nominating Trump.

I wonder if I could bottle Bernie’s enthusiasm and sell it for $4.95 a bottle.

It is still early enough in the baseball season to hope your team will win the World Series.

The belief that Hillary Clinton is not trustworthy simply proves if you repeat endlessly a lie, it sticks.

I have a hunch that God has taken a long vacation from his  creation.

Jan Brewer Likes Donald

Jan Brewer is governor of Arizona and thinks Donald Trump is the greatest, and she means, the Greatest thing or person in America.

“Donald Trump is going to make this nation Great Again. First, he is going to build this great great wall and stop all those drug dealers and rapists and criminals from coming into this nation and forcing us to take drugs! I  adore Donald, I want to get under his sway, I want to get under him in every way. Heck, I want to spread my body so he can get into my head and other parts of my body. Oh, what I great thing when those twelve million illegal immigrants are packed in buses and sent south!

Donald loves America, he is not like that lying bitch, Hillary Clinton. OK, I know she wants to get under Bill, but that is nothing like getting under Donald who  has the biggest, the greatest you know what and when it enters you, OH, OH, what joy! Won’t it be great when every American woman can get under the spell of Donald and finally become a great American woman!”

Interview With Suicide Bomber

This is the record of a suicide bomber ho wakes up above.

I: Hi Kassem, feelling OK?

K: What happened where am I? How come I’m all together, I thought by blowing myself up, I would now be in pieces?

I: Well, right now you are in what we  call, Limbo. Sort of a way station on your voyage to a destination.

K: But, I did a real nobel act. So, I must be headed to Heaven, isn’t that right?

I: Well, not sort of right. Come with me into the next room. See those broken bodies, well,  your first task is to put them together. Oh, they are the people you blew up.

K: Put them together? ?Why, I did something courageous.

I: Let me get this straight. You blew up  children, and think that is what God desired to happen to His creations?

K: But, they were evil Shiites. I am  confused.

I: Well, let me clear eternity for you. First, you will spend years in this room putting  together bodies of those you destroyed.When, that task is completed, you will spend eternity in a room with those you blew up and they will simply gaze at you in silence. You are doomed to a silent eternity.

K: But,..

I: Sorry, no ‘buts’ just get to work making whole what you destroyed– for eternity in silence!!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Since Donald believes a candidate can change ideas, I assume he will have an Hispanic running mate.

Drought, fires, storms and Republicans just say, weather changes.

The word, “Socialist” used to be an insult, today, many young people shout it out with joy.

Mystery of my life, when did it become normal for criminals to kill kids?

Then again, when did it become normal for kids to kill kids?

Then again, when did it become normal for kids to kill themselves with guns?

All members of Congress should be compelled to read a history of the Constitutional Convention and learn what our Founding Fathers actually believed.

Oh well, its Thursday in Chicago and who gets killed today?

Just Another Day In Iraq

The good news from Iraq these days is that one knows the day before what will be the news from Iraq tomorrow. A majority of people in Iraq are Shiites and a minority are Sunni Muslims. Under Saddam Hussein, the Sunnis ran Iraq. Now, that he is gone, Shiites are making up for lost time with discrimination against Sunnis, including arresting Sunni political leaders. So, one can daily expect the following:

Yesterday in Baghdad, 67 dead and 87 wounded in a Shiite marketplace. Later in the day, a suicide bomber wearing a vest blew himself up and murdered 17 Shiites and wounded a few dozen. We can expect tomorrow that suicide bomber will blow himself up in a Sunni marketplace area.

And, so on, and so on, and so on. Will this madness ever end?

A Leader For All Seasons

It increasingly becomes clear that Donald Trump has hit upon a novel approach to seeking the presidency. Ordinarily, those who are candidates for president lay out their ideas and defend those ideas during the campaign. But, Donald has discovered a new twist to seeking the presidency. He recently told Bill O’Reilly, “I’ve been pro-life. I was a meek fashioned pro-choice, but I’ve become pro-life.” He  promised to appoint pro-life justices to the Supreme Court.

I assume that Donald will now campaign for:

I am for lower taxes on the middle class before I decide to favor higher taxes.

I used to be for gun restrictions, but these days, I just say: “Blast away and watch out”

OK, so I screwed some broads, but from now on I’m for one broad at a time.

OK, so I said some nasty comments about Hispanics and wanted to build a Great Wall, but from now on I want everyone to eat tacos made by Hispanics and I want to build a bridge from Mexico to the US.

OK, so I once hugged and kissed Hillary, but from now on, I’m going to screw that bitch until she shouts, “I surrender!”

Oh, and I will visit a mosque.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the national debt from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Say one thing about Donald Trump, he sure is not a “Conservative” in his economic thinking.

I sure miss Ted Cruz discussing guns and immigrants.

Fire burns up an entire Canadian city and Americans just give the news a ho-hum reaction.

Some day someone will explain this thing called, the Kardashians.

I really miss Jon Stewart, Noah Trevor just is not another Stewart.

I wish Stephen Colbert was back with his original  comedy show.

Strange, but attacks upon Barack Obama are not that frequent these days.

 

 

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

First Donald went for the  working class vote, then he went for the transgender vote and now the women’s vote.

I have no idea how an entire city of 88,000 can be evacuated due to fire.

It is May and I’m cold in Chicago,and conservatives argue there has always been cold days in May.

The one good piece of news these days is that we spend our days worrying about Trump and not the Middle East.

I am 85 and modern people argue about who can piss with you.

Few baseball players these days sprint down the first base line when hitting a grounder to second.

Sorry, books open the mind to wonder, not tweets.

Paul Ryan Peacemaker?

Paul Ryan may be the Majority Leader in the House of Representatives but there are many Republicans ready to shove something up his rear end. Paul has made clear that at this moment, he is “not ready” to endorse the candidacy of Donald Trump. But, “he’s the nominee. I’ll do whatever he wants with respect to the Convention.” In other words, Paul will step down as head of the Convention and allow some more worthwhile Republican such as Chris Christie or Sarah Palin to take over.

Sarah has made clear that she is ready and able to ensure that Paul Ryan will be defeated in a Republican primary this spring which will end his career. Unless, of course if he gets on bended knees and kisses the feet of Donald. Ryan is as frightened of Sarah Palin as he is of Ted Cruz winning the Republicans Man of  the year award form Congressional Republicans.