Joan and John Smith are going out for a Saturday night movie and Sally is baby sitting for them.
John: Sorry, Sally, but I have to ask– show me your certification that you are proficient with the AR-15 and can wield a handgun. Good, very impressive, so nice to leave one’s child with a young woman who is a crack shot.Now,one more thing, show me your certification in martial arts. Great. We feel so relieved. Now, what happens if you hear a strange noise?
Sally: I immediately place Doug in the safe room, bolt the door and assume my stance to take care of any intruder.
John: Well, Joan and I can now leave feeling secure.
Joan: Darling, do you have your AR-15 and your hand gun. I simply don’t want to go out without knowing we are ready for action at any time.
John: Well, put on your safety vest, make certain you have weapons ready for action. I made certain the car had two machine guns on the hood, and we are ready to hit the road.
Joan: Well, the good news is the President announced that Muslims must be in their homes after 7:00 p.m.
John: Great. Thank God we elected Donald Trump instead of that crooked Hillary Clinton. Isn’t that great, Barack Obama was just deported back to Kenya where he was born!