Category Archives: Muslims

2017–President Trump Land

Joan and John Smith are going out for a Saturday night movie and Sally is baby sitting for them.

John: Sorry, Sally, but I have to ask– show me your certification that you are proficient with the AR-15 and can wield a handgun. Good, very impressive, so nice to leave one’s child with a young woman who is a crack shot.Now,one more thing, show me your certification in martial arts. Great. We feel so relieved. Now,  what happens if you hear a strange noise?

Sally: I immediately place Doug in the safe room, bolt the door and assume my stance to take care of any intruder.

John: Well, Joan and I can now leave feeling secure.

Joan: Darling, do you have your AR-15 and your hand gun. I simply don’t want to go out without knowing we are ready for action at any time.

John: Well, put on your safety vest, make certain you have weapons ready for action. I made certain the car had two machine guns on the hood, and we are ready to hit the road.

Joan: Well, the good news is the President announced that Muslims must be in their homes after 7:00 p.m.

John: Great. Thank God we elected Donald Trump instead of that crooked Hillary Clinton. Isn’t that great, Barack Obama was just deported back to Kenya where he was born!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Americans are determined to blame their ills on Muslims.

Oh, life would be so wonderful if we could just bomb away  our problems.

June in my childhood used to be hot, today in Chicago, the only hot thing around   is the sound of bullets in the night.

I await a demand to give each baby his own assault weapon for protection in the crib.

These days I interpret rain drops to be tears from Abraham Lincoln about the political party he created.

LeBron James was furious last night and determined to win a game.

Once upon a time there were the Bronx Bombers, today, the Bronx strikeout bums.

Donald Being Presidential

In fairness to Donald Trump one should note that he never stated that President Obama was a Muslim nor did he say that Obama was a charter member of ISIS. However, he did remind one and all that Obama’s father was African born. So, what did he say:

“He doesn’t get it o he gets it better than anybody else. It’s either one or the other  and either one is unacceptable. This man has no clue. They’re something going on, He doesn’t want to see what’s happening. And, that could be.” Donald wanted to make clear that he alone knows how to stop bad guys. He alone know-how to halt terrorism. I am a bit confused. Back during the Vietnam war he had a chance to wipe out the communists, but for some reason, he begged for a deferment. I do not understand this man.He calls John McCain a loser for getting captured, but when he had the chance to be brave, he sort of went the other way.

I guess if President Trump issues the call to war, we know where he will be–fucking some broad far, far, away from the action!

Once More The Same Old Statements

Another shooting, more days of platitudes, more days of “I told you so.” During the coming week we will be treated to:

1. Guns do not kill people, people kill people.

2. Take away my right to a gun and I have nothing to defend myself against rapists and murderers.

3.  Our Founding Fathers stated that “well armed militia” was necessary and they really meant that each person had the right to any type of gun. Of course, in those days they had one shot rifles.

4. Barack Obama only wants to help jihadists.

5. Ban the entry of any Muslim and this will guarantee that native American Muslims will be the cause of terror.

6. Then again,how about sending them Muslims back to where they came from.

7. The FBI is always right. Obama prevented the FBI from arresting Mateen.

8. We got to get TOUGH with terrorists. Later, we will explain what ‘tough’ means.

9. God, if only everyone in that night club had an assault rifle!

10. There is no question that God is on our side in this fight against heathens.

Get Raped–Go To Jail

It is a generally accepted premise that if we defeat Islamic terrorist groups in the Middle East peace and law and order will return to that region of the world. A Dutch woman was on vacation in the nation of Abu Dhabi when she went to the bar to get a drink. As she recalls, she was chatting with someone and then was handed another drink, and that is the last thing she can remember.When she awoke, she realized that she had been raped and reported the rape to authorities.

After reporting the incident in March, she was arrested, placed in jail, and yesterday a court decided on her case–she never got to the court room. She was found guilty of “illicit consensual fornication. She received a suspended sentence and left this bastion of democracy. It was only at that point she learned some Syrian guy had doped her drink and raped her. OH, he also was convicted of illicit sexual conduct and got a hundred lashes.

What does one learn–never, ever go to Abu Dhabi!!

Bill O’Reilly Bullshit!

Stephen  Colbert decided to have the master bullshit artist on his program to discuss the Orlando massacre. Colbert got in a few important points to refute the lies and distortion of the Fox News incompetent observer on the human condition. Yes, Bill, did agree there should be laws regulating which type guns should be allowed. He justified the ‘right to bear arms’ on America fighting the Revolution in 1776. He said: “the fact that every American had guns was responsible for winning the Revolution.

FACT CHECK

1. George Washington actually only won about five battles during the Revolution. The American revolutionaries were aided by the French. At the last battle when the British surrendered most of the troops were French, and the French navy had blockaded the British.FACT: In  1776 most Americans did NOT own guns.

2. Bill wants the US to “declare war on ISIS.” He said if we did so then NATO would enter the fight. FACTS: NATO forces have been fighting in Afghanistan since 2002. There currently ARE NATO soldiers in that country.

3. Bill insists that we “have to wipe out ISIS.”FACTS: During the past year, ISIS has lost forty percent of what it conquered in Iraq and soon will lose control of Fallujah. Most probably, Iraq forces will take Mosul within the year and that basically will end ISIS in Iraq.

4. Bill wants to get tough on Islamic terrorism. He wants to wipe out ISIS in Syria. FACTS: ISIS is only one of about a dozen Islamic groups fighting in Syria. If we follow the O’Reilly plan, Syria would once again be ruled by President Assad. It was Assad who CAUSED the rebellion in Syria!

Bill O’Reilly knows as much about world affairs as he does about American and his poorly written books are laughed at by historians!

NODOBY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

The party of hate is now ready to engage in real hate.

I do admire Mitt Romney for speaking like an American, rather than as a Republican.

Every school shooting was by a Christian, but no outcry to send Christians back to where they came from.

Thirty thousand Americans died from guns last year, and still  no desire to curb gun use.

Mr. Marteen walked into a gun shop and legally purchased weapons of mass destruction.

The coward Donald Trump who dodged the draft during the Vietnam war is now ready to explain how to fight terrorism!

America is prepared to lose its soul to hate and anger.

To American Muslims

There is no question this is not the best of times, nor the worse of times, but it sure is an awful week for those who are Muslims in the United States of America. We can only offer some historical information to those of the Muslim faith which deals with the history of our land, and the history of bigotry and hate. Unfortunately, Muslims today are simply the current subject of hate in a land that has witnessed many,many examples of anger toward some group.

During the early nineteenth century a new “horde” of immigrants entered the United States. They came from Ireland, were poor, but worse of all–they were CATHOLICS. In fact, a political party–the Know NothingParty–emerged whose platform was to ban entry of Irish Catholics and deny them equal rights in America. Sound familiar.Oh, there were riots, Catholic churches and convents were destroyed, and many Catholics were murdered.

From the 1880s to 1924, over twenty million people entered the US as immigrants. Most were Italians, Poles, Hungarians and three million poor Jews from eastern Europe. These people faced nonstop prejudice, denial of jobs, denial of entry into colleges, and their children were taught to hate from whence their parents came. Oh, they also encountered physical violence.

Ironically, it is descendants of these people who now hate Muslims and Hispanic immigrants. The story of America is that as each immigrant group becomes assimilated into American culture it forgets what happened when they arrived and takes it out on the new immigrants.

So, my dear Muslims friends, welcome to the American story of hate and discrimination!! Oh, the Republican party has become the modern KNOW NOTHING PARTY!

Republicans On Orlando Murders

There is no need to read or hear anything said by a Republican leader since their comments will follow THE Scrip.

Mike Huckabee: As a Christian, I am shocked that members of any religion could kill innocent people.

Ted Cruz:  I have packed my two guns, put on my boots, and am ready to take on any and all Muslim murderers.

Rick Perry: Such a massacre could not occur in the state of Texas because each and every citizen is armed night an day.

Carly Fiorina: God, I just wish one of those cowardly killers pulled a gun in my presence–blast away, I would proceed.

Ben Carson: I would just get on my knees and pray to Jesus in order to save my life.

Sarah Palin: I am ready with my assault rifle to take on any two bit Muslim who dares to point a gun in my face.

 

DONALD TRUMP

I have been saying this for months, the Muslim religion is one of death and violence. Barack Obama is the one responsible for the death of 53 God loving Americans. HE is the one who allowed Muslim terrorists into this nation, he is the one who refuses to call  MUSLUM terrorist who he is–a MUSLIM terrorist!

We have to build a WALL, a  GREAT WALL  to keep out Hispanic rapists and killers and when I become President, there WILL be such a Wall. And, Orlando shows that we cannot trust ANY Muslim if we want to keep our nation safe. When I become president each  and every Muslim serving in a government position will be fired. Yes, I will say: “Your Fired!” I don’t want Muslims in the armed forces, I don’t want Muslims in our police forces, I don’t want Muslims in the FBI. As far as I’m concerned, the only good Muslim is a DEAD MUSLIM!

Elect Donald Trump if you want to keep your daughter safe from illegal Mexican rapists.Elect Donald Trump if you want to end mass murders by MUSLIM killers!

Donald Given Summer Present

I do not have a doubt in the world that each night when little Donald gets on his knees to pray his prayer is always the  hope that some nut case who is of the Muslim religion massacres some people in America. Actually, he has no concern if those who are slaughtered are in the Middle East. When such killings occur, as far as Donald is concerned, ‘good riddance to bad rubbish.” His only hope is that Muslim terrorists are on his side.

We know that Omar Marteen purchased weapons of mass slaughter in a legal manner, after all this is the United States of America where any deranged person can invoke his Second Amendment right to shoot and kill. We know that he is or was a Muslim. According to his father, Omar was also very upset that he saw two men kissing. We now have a great debate that will rage for months to come. Was this a HATE CRIME? Was this a crime committed by a MUSLIM TERRORIST?

Regardless, this is THE event that Donald Trump prayed would occur in order to divert attention from his crude racist statements. Well,thanks to ISIS, he received a summer present.