Category Archives: Muslims

Ayatollahs Speak

There are times when I can not tell the difference between the Great Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and leaders of the Republican party in Congress. Both have problems with the recent agreement between Iran and the six powers. On one hand, the Ayatollah said the agreement maintained the honor of Iran, but on the other hand, he has deep concerns with the agreement. He, along with Bibi Netanyahu and John Boehner wants some changes.

1. He insists that sanctions end yesterday.

2. He does not want the west to examine military sites.

3. “I am neither for or against the deal.

4. “NO deal is better than a bad deal.”

5. “The other side may want to stab us in the back.”

6. “It is too early for congratulations”

Bib Netanyahu

1. No deal is better than a bad deal

2. Iran is ready to stab us in the back

3. It is too early for congratulations.

4. I do not oppose a deal with Iran, only this is a bad deal.

From one Ayatollah to another!

Where Has Water Gone?

A little tune for those in the state of California.

Where has all the water gone
Long time since I saw it
Where has all the water gone
Long time since I drank it

Where has all the water gone
In this state of drought
Where has all the water gone
From this parched mouth?

Republicans say God is angry
Republicans say weather is just normal
Republicans insist nothing has changed
Just get on knees and God will hear

Where has all the water gone
We know water is really here
Just vote for Jeb
And, watch that water flow!

On The Death Penalty

A jury has found Tsarnaev Dzhokhar guilty of the crime of murdering people and causing dozens to have terrible wounds. The decision was the only one possible. Frankly,I thought the Defense Counsel made a blunder by even going before a jury. He should have pleaded Guilty and thrown the boy on the mercy of a judge. In the famous Leopold-Loeb case when two young men murdered a little boy, the famous Clarence Darrow used this approach and then made a famous argument against the death penalty. He saved the lives of these two young men. Leopold went on to allow his body to be used for medical experiments during WWII, and became a world known expert on birds. He was released in his fifties.

This boy in Boston who murdered the innocent in Boston did not display any remorse which only led the jury to bring in a verdict without any mention of mercy. It is now up to a judge as to whether or not he dies. The crime was horrible. He has never stated his sorrow. This young man is begging for death. If he were to live, life in prison would be a nightmare for him as other convicts would punish him on a daily basis. So, what to do? I am now of the opinion that a life sentence is the worst result for this unfortunate young man. There will come times when he wishes he had died.

Just Wash Your Hands

The Turkish Directorate of Religious Affairs has just issued a fatawa. NO, it is not against the bad people who are murdering thousands of Muslims in the Middle East. NO, it is not against beheading of Muslims, No, it is not against bombing hospitals or schools, this fatawa is about an important issue for the Muslim people of Turkey. The fatawa states that under certain conditions it is OK for Muslims to use toilet paper when wiping their behind after a shit. Ordinarily, according to this religious group, one must wipe the behind with water, but then again one might be in the desert so this does allow for bringing along some toilet paper to do the wiping. But, if you live in a city then please wipe the behind with water in order to avoid doing something bad.

Here are some other pieces of advice from this organization.

People who beg in order to get money beyond their immediate needs are “demanding the fire of Hell.”

If substances containing alcohol spill on a dress or the body they must be washed before uttering a prayer.

I guess God really does observe what we do!

With God On Our Side

With God’s blessing, Rand Paul is running for president, Ted Cruz insists that he is merely dong what the Lord told him by seeking to become the next president, Jeb became a Catholic in order to do what God wants, Rick Perry can not make a statement without invoking the Lord. Sarah Palin talks with God every day and Marco Rubio thanks God for getting his family our of Cuba. Here are some other examples of how
God has blessed the American people.

With God on their side, Europeans wiped out the Indians with guns and germs.

With God on both sides, 600,000 died in the Civil War.

Naturally, God was on the side of those who kept slaves.

With God on our side we went to Asia in order to uplift some folk.

With God on both sides World War I led to the death of millions.

We had God on our side as we defeated Nazi Germany and then we asked God to get on their side to beat the Russians.

Where does God get the time to be on our side?

Oh, I forgot, God is on the side of Muslim fanatics!

Oh Yemen, You Must Suffer

The situation in Yemen has gone from sad to ridiculous. There are so many conflicting groups shooting at one another it is simply impossible to know who is on which side of this madness.

1. The Houthi originally were opposed to their enemy, al-Qaeda. Today, the Shiite Houthi work with this group.

2. Former President Saleh once worked closely with the CIA. Today, he is working with al-Qaeda.

3. Former President Hadi is now against the former president and Houthi while years ago he worked with them.

4. Al Qaeda which was fighting the Houthi and Shiite Iran is now working with these groups.

5. Saudi Arabia which was on the sidelines is now leading the fight against the Houthi.

6. The Americans used to support Saleh and Hadi but now are unclear who to support.

The only thing that is clear is that thousands of innocent people are dead and thousands more will die.

The entire issue is a mystery wrapped in an enigma.

Oh, I forgot, blame this on Obama

Bibi, Foreign Policy Expert?

Members of the Republican party and a lot of Democratic Senators regard Israel Prime Minister as an expert on the Middle East. Here is the record:

1. In 1992, Bibi insisted that Iran was a few years away from having an atomic bomb.

2. In 2002 Bibi insisted that America had to invade Iraq and end the menace of Saddam.

3. In 2003, Bibi insisted that Iran was a few years away from an atomic bomb.

4. When Bibi took over leadership of Israel, its closest ally was Turkey and the IDF and Turkish army units conducted joint exercises. Today, Turkey is furious at Israel due to attacks on its ships and murder of
Turkish citizens.

5. In 2010 Bibi insisted that Iran was close to having an atomic bomb.

6. Bibi believes the solution we should follow is to bomb Iran.

7. Hezbollah in Lebanon has 30,000 missiles which will be sen toward Israel in case of war.

8. The prior three heads of Mossad insist that attacking Iran would be a mistake.

So, why is Bibi an expert??

Report On Iran

Erich Follath was sent by the German newspaper, Der Spiegel, to Iran and here is his report.

1. He met many students who were listening to the Bob Dylan song, “The Times They Are Achanging.’

2. Young boys and girls walked the streets holding hands.

3. Many young girls were pushing their chador back so the boys could so the boys could see their hair.

4. He was told that “many mosques are empty but malls are packed with people.”

5. He was told never to stand by a cleric when seeking a taxi because they do not want clerics in their cab.

6. Students told him: “we have lost the world’s respect through our excesses.” He encountered clerics who said the same thing.

Students want their right to be a land in which peaceful use of atomic energy is allowed. They are proud of their country and want to live in peace with the world.

This report will never appear on Fox News!

Bibi Never Gives UP

It is understandable that Bibi Netanyahu is upset because the good old days when American forces fought and died in Iraq is no longer possible. Bibi is a fighter who never gives up regardless of the fact the guy he is fighting wants to end violence and work for peace. Of course, Bibi and his buddies in Congress are convinced that Iranians can not be trusted and the only land in the Middle East which can is ISRAEL. So, examine the record:

Israel launched an attack in 1956 against Egypt until told to stand down by President Eisenhower–a Republican.

Israel launched an attack in 1967 and won the Six Day War.

Israel invaded Lebanon in the 1980s

Israel has four times invaded the Gaza Strip.

And, violent Iran: IT HAS NEVER INVADED A MIDDLE EASTERN NATION.

Anyway, Yuval Steinitz, Israel minister strategic affairs said that military action is possible against Iran. “It was on the table. It is still on the table. It’s going to remain on the table.”More words of peace from Israel.

Death In Kenya

The young people were sleeping peacefully in their dormitories after another day in class. Little did 142 of them realize the dream dreamt was the last dream of their lives. If they did awaken it would be to t he sound of guns and angry scowls of members of al-Shaabab who believe death is the way of God. The shooting began at about 5:30 a.m. when the Muslim killers entered dormitories and began to blast away at the innocent young people, some still in their pajamas. To add to the hell, those who were Muslim students were placed on the side so they could witness the murder of their fellow students whose crime was to be a Christian. Al-Shabaab claims the murders were in retaliation for Kenya military forces which had entered Somalia in search of their comrades.

In the modern world, one murders, not because the evil person killed one of your friends, but because he is Muslim or Jewish or Christian. The religious wars that supposedly ended hundreds of years ago have returned. Only this time, we have massive weapons of destruction. Of course, all deaths are in the name of God and simply carrying out his dictates. My confusion, if God wants these people dead, why the heck did He create them in the first place??