I recently had the opportunity to conduct an interview with America’s leading surgeon, and among the leading thinkers in the Republican party–Dr. Ben Carson. We met in Detroit
M: Dr. Carson, what do you think of Donald Trump’s presentation to the black church he attended?
BC: It was wonderful, he actually read the exact words that Jesus Christ spoke hundreds of years ago, the exact word. I trust that puts to rest the lies being spread about his Christian faith.
M: Well, he has been married three times, he did commit adultery, surely, that is not part of the teaching of Jesus.
BC: There you go again, you Godless Democrats. Mr. Trump happens to love ALL women, he is ready to rise to the occasion at any moment, and dispense his love into the hearts of women. Surely, that is what Jesus wanted.
M: I have a hunch,not only into the hearts but also into a few other parts of a woman’s body.
BC: Mr. Trump loves black people. Did you know that his valet is BLACK! Did you know the man who drives his car is BLACK! Oops, where are my bags, where are my bags……
The last we saw of Dr. Carson he was headed back to the train station to get his bags.