Category Archives: Religion

Heidi Cruz On Ted

As you recall or don’t recall, Ted Cruz was raving about the intelligence of his wife who made money on the hated Wall Street. However,the other day Heidi made a boo-boo. She was at a Ted rally when to impress the audience that HER husband was a unifier, the gal with an Ivy League education sort of spoke without thinking.She informed the audience: “Ted is an immigrant. Ted is Hispanic” So, he is the only Republican who can secure votes from the Hispanic voters.

Ted was sort of upset since the Donald man insists that he is not a natural born citizen. Perhaps, Heidi wants her man to remain home and the best way is to ramble on about his immigrant status. I guess if she was the wife of Obama, Heidi would be boasting about his African heritage to get the black vote.

We can now reveal the truth about Ted Cruz– his name is really Tajai Allah ben- Cruzenfelt. Why not the Jewish  and Arab votes at the same time?

Iran Moves To Left

A fundamental belief of Republicans who desire money from Sheldon Adelson is that Israel can do no wrong and Iran can do no right. There were run-offs in Iran as a follow up to the recent legislative elections. Iran moderates who support the nuclear agreement with America and other nations, gained many seats in these elections. They won 38 of 68 contested seats and now hold 143 of the 298 seats. However, there is an independent bloc whose votes will enable moderates to gain a majority over hard right anti-change conservatives.

Logically, those seeking change in Iran should welcome this development but Sheldon only gives millions to those who hate Iran. Change is occurring within Iran. It is moving slowly, but it is moving.

Obama On Republicans

Once a year media correspondents get together and ask the current president to utter some biting sarcastic comments. Barack Obama appeared for the last time.

“They say that Donald lacks the foreign policy experience for a president, but in fairness, he  has spent years meeting  with leaders from  around the world. Miss Sweden. Miss Argentina. Miss Azerbaijan. And there’s one area where Donald’s experience could be invaluable and that’s closing Guantanamo, because Donald knows a thing or two about running waterfront properties into the ground.”

As for Ted Cruz who recently pointed out that a basketball hoop is really known as basketball ring. Obama on Ted: “He knows that baseball players use baseball sticks and football players use hats. And, they say I’m the foreign one!”

Stopping Trump

Many leaders of the Republican Party seek to halt the rise to power of one, Donald Trump. So, here are the scenarios for the Convention:

1. Bring back the always tough guy–Dick Cheney. He can out evil Cruz or Trump put together.

2. Bring back Don Rumsfeld. He already has a Donald in his name.

3. Republicans last one with a Bush in hand, just remember there is another  Bush in the forest of candidates.

4. No one gets upset at Ben Carson, OK, so he is sort of quiet, now that’s a big change from Donald.

5. Rick Perry is from Texas, Texas has a border with Mexico, and Rick also now wears glasses which certainly makes him come across as Presidential.

6. Of course, if Republicans really want a candidate who is  perceptive and witty, there is always Rand Paul.

7, There is always one of the ex-wives of Donald Trump, who better knows this guy?

8. Now, if Republicans want a man who can out boast Donald Trump and shout louder there is alway Rudy Giuliani!

Israel Nightmare

I daily encounter Jews at my temple who insist failure to gain an agreement about resolving problems between Israel and the Palestinian Authority is the fault of Palestinians. In the next breath they insist the West Bank was given to Jews by God Himself because they are His Chosen people. Germany since the end of World War II has been the most staunch supporters of Israel. However, the German government is engaged in rethinking future foreign policy in the Middle East.

German authorities become concerned when Israel Cabinet members express ideas indicating lack of interest in the creation of a Palestinian state. Education Minister, Naftel Bennett recently made clear:  “Israel cannot withdraw from more territories and  it cannot allow the establishment of a Palestinian state. The German Foreign Office is urging Chancellor Merkel to reconsider the blind support for Israel and consider a new policy whose goal is creation of a Palestinian state. Reality check: most demographic studies indicate by 2040 the majority of people in the state of Israel will NOT be Jews!

Cruz On Key Issues Of Today

I understand that Republican candidates for the presidency want to make America, Great Again. Finally, a fresh Republican voice is forcing his party to focus upon real, vital issues of modern life. Ted Cruz insists that he knows what mainly concerns the American people.

Is is the lack of good paying jobs? No.

Is it low paying jobs? No.

Is it Islamic terrorism? No.

Is it student debt? No.

Ted put the issue very clearly.  “This is not an matter of right or left, Democrat or Republican. This is common sense. It does not make sense for a grown adult man, strangers, to  be alone in a restroom with a little girl.” In other words most Americans go to bed each night worrying who they will encounter in a public restroom. Who really cares if he or she has a high paying job? Anyone with common sense knows the real issue of their life is who pisses or shits with them!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

I think Republicans need Rudy Giuliani to save America just as he single-handedly did on 9/11.

Cruz and Fiorina– a match made in heaven!

In all honesty, Bernie left Brooklyn but Brooklyn never left Bernie.

Donald prefers being Donald to presidential.

A miracle that will never occur is a day of peace in Syria.

Republicans never explain what “Making America Great Again” means,great in which respect?

It becomes increasingly clear the only purpose of Republican primaries is to  help some folks sell their books.

At age 85, I somehow missed the meaning or purpose of the Kardashian age.

These days I have come to conclude that Hell is being forced to sit before a TV set listening to the Republican debates for ETERNITY!

My great regret this year is that Elizabeth Warren did not seek the presidency.

Republican Congresswoman Marsha Blackburn has identified the greatest threat confronting America– the Government wants to regulate our ceiling fans!

First they came for our health care, then they came for our light bulbs, then they came for our ceiling fans, and next, no doubt, is regulation of our toilet seats!!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Throughout the past hundred years America always winds up as an ally of incompetent dictators–just check Egypt.

I was really impressed when Carly sang a lullaby to the daughters of Ted Cruz, she certainly demonstrated her qualifications to be vice president.

I really do miss the silence of Ben Carson.

Of course, I also miss the interesting comments of Rand Paul–and he never shouts!

Ah, Bernie, the road show will soon be over.

I really look forward to the debate between Hillary and Donald. The mind vs the Mouth.

Say, whatever happened to Rick Perry–is he still alive?

Donald On The World

I understand there might be a few out there in America who have yet to fall under the sway of Donald Trump, but when it comes to foreign policy,who can out think the mind of a man  who has built the Greatest Hotels in America,–heck,lets be honest–in the whole damn world! So,listen to this great thinker expound on the subject of world affairs:

1. Who the hell needs NATO? OK, it has been around for seventy  years, but we now need NEW Ideas.

2. I intend to bomb the hell out of ISIS just before I have America cease getting involved in the Middle East.

3.  So,who the hell cares if Japan or South Korea or even Saudi Arabia gets an Atomic bomb, we got more of them than anyone else.

4. Me and Putin or Putin and Me can run the whole damn world!

5. And, just remember that Great, Great Wall!

Lucifer From Texas

Ted Cruz does  enjoy being the  hero of many alienated Americans who want to make America GREAT AGAIN. Few seeking the nomination to become President can match the record of Ted who once was a noted college debater –and– he attended TWO Ivy League colleges!! However, for some strange reason, little Teddie is just not the apple of his Senate colleagues eyes. Former House Speaker, John Boehner described him as “Lucifer in the flesh.” However, he also went on with some praise for this dynamic man: “I have never worked with amore miserable son of a bitch in my life.”

Now, if Republicans want the team that can make America Great Again, how about a Donald and Ted duo who can out shout and out insult any team of Democrats? Just think, the perfect team–Lucifer and a budding Vladimir Putin!