We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Russia, Moscow Times: “Athletes Banned For Taking Dope”
Who else but a dope would take dope?
France, Connexion: “Police Appeal For Bomber Identity”
OK, bomber, turn yourself in, PLEASE!
USA, NY Post: “Police Issued New Guns”
Great, now they can shoot new people.
Sweden, Local: “Town Hall On Fire”
Did anyone see Ted Cruz in the area?
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “I’m A Sane Gun Owner”
I just do insane things.