Category Archives: Religion

Who Needs Workers?

Finally, finally, a real American businessman has told the truth about business plans for the future of work in America. Ed Rensi used to be the CEO heading McDonald’s and he undoubtedly has had time to reflect upon the future of work in this nation during his retirement years. He clearly summed up the desired future of work in America by those who run business organizations:

“I was at the National Restaurant Show yesterday and if you look at the robotic devices that are coming into the restaurant industry–it’s cheaper to buy a $35,000 robotic arm than it is to  hire an employee who is inefficient making $15 an hour  bagging french fries.”

WOW. We can finally get rid of those inefficient workers and replace them with robots who don’t get paid, never take a toilet break, and certainly have no interest in things like unions. Oh, one final question about this future?

Who purchases the hamburgers and french fries?

Just asking.

A Texan Republican Intellectual!

Believe it or not, but experts have finally located a genuine, Texas born intellectual who is a member of the Republican party. Her name is Mary Lou Bruner and she has been attempting to win an election to the Texas State Board of Education. The state of Texas elects ordinary citizens to decide which textbooks are adopted by the state for  students. In  other words, in Texas your local garage owner or your dentist is considered an expert on which are the best math or science textbooks. OH, one must have at least obtained a high school diploma to sit on this prominent board.

Mary Lou just missed getting elected. Gosh, now Texas students will never know:

1. Karl Marx in the 19th century invented the global warming myth.

2. President Obama is really a gay prostitute who has hidden his real identity for either years.

3. Black skinned folks just loved slavery and there was no urban crime in those days.

4. Oh, the dinosaurs were NOT killed off by a meteor strike, but, believe it or not, according to Mary Lou, they were killed off by Noah’s Ark!

True Story Of Vince Foster

On July 20, 1993, shortly after the Clinton regime grabbed power in Washington D.C. a man was found shot to death next to a cannon in Washington D.C. The man’s name was Vice Foster, an alleged childhood friend of Bill Clinton. Naturally the Clinton gang immediately claimed the death was a suicide. However, this reporter intends to present the TRUE story of this –MURDER!

Fact One: The day previously, Vice Foster was seen secretly exiting the office of Hillary Clinton. Why the SECRET departure?

Fact Two: It is now well known that Hillary Clinton was having a secret affair with a well-known red headed New York businessman.

Fact Three: It is now established that Vince Foster saw Hillary and her red headed lover in a restaurant on 22nd street. Hillary caught a glimpse of Vince as he tried to quickly depart.

Fact Four: Vice Foster was a happy man, a man with a good job, and, allegedly, in the midst of this happiness, this nice, decent man suddenly decided to kill himself!!

Fact Five: The only question is WHO ordered the murder of Vince Foster? Was is liar, liar, Hillary, or Bill-trying-to-untangle-his-love=affairs? Or, was it the mysterious red headed man?

Thank God America now has a Blunt Speaking Bull-Shit candidate who wants to get to the bottom of this MURDER!

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

In American politics, repeat a lie and eventually, due to social media, it becomes a truth.

Bernie Sanders wants to become the 2016 Ralph Nader.

Donald fervently believes, all one has to do, is say something, and the Tooth Fairy makes it come true.

Bill Clinton has lost his voice, some age early in life.

Me, at age 86,can out shout Bill any day in the year!

Some days, I sit quietly, and reflect on the wise words of Ben Carson.

These days any plane crash, or ANY crash, is the result of ISIS!

The Stopsky Law

We offer a new law to explain any discussion of American politics in which the name of Hillary Clinton or Bill Clinton appears.

1. Within a sentence the following words will appear: sex maniac, Monica Lewinsky

2. Within a sentence the following words will appear: Liar, Hillary, Benghazi.

3. Within a sentence the following words will appear: not trustworthy, can’t be trusted.

4. Within a sentence the following words will appear: women hate her, allowed Bill to fuck women.

5. Within a sentence the following will appear: serial sex maniac, hates America.

6. Within a sentence the following will appear: Goldman Sachs, Wall Street, speeches.

It is impossible for American media to just report what Hillary Clinton actually says or believes.

Donald On Guns–This Time

As you recall or don’t recall, the fighting red headed man from New York had an opportunity to display his gun toting ability during the Vietnam war, but he had more important things to do -like making money. Anyway, Donald is now the fighting hero of the NRA because he not only wants guns in the hands of every single American, but he sure wants them in schools. Of course, at times, when he discuses any topic his fast moving mind sort of goes in several directions.

“I don’t want to have guns in the classrooms, although in some cases teachers should have guns in classrooms, frankly. The problem with gun free zones is like offering candy  to bad people. They have gun free zones and they go in them with guns blazing.

Donald, some facts: Public Schools are the safest place for children, particularly, those living in urban poverty areas. THERE HAS NOT BEEN A SINGLE MASS SHOOTING IN AN URBAN SCHOOL DURING THE ENTIRE 20TH CENTURY! Every mass  shooting has occurred in middle class white neighborhoods!

A Plane Crashed

This is definitely what we know for certain: An Egyptian plane crashed shortly before reaching the African mainland. So, now allow the “experts” to sort out what happened:

Donald Trump: ISIS is blowing up planes in the Middle East and Obama is in Vietnam!

Ted Cruz: If I was the one running for President, no ISIS would dare challenging a two pistol God fearing Texan who wore boots!

Bernie Sanders: You will note that not a single Wall Street banker was on the plane? Why?

Jeb Bush: Oh, for God’s sake, just leave me alone, plane, shmane, who cares anymore?

Megyn Kelly: I can confirm from very authoritative sources that Donald Trump had nothing to do with this plane crash. Oh, he DOES have such darling red hair!

Ben Carson: I would be more than willing to provide my opinion if you would just purchase some books of mine.

The Egyptian government: Hell, don’t look at us! We just fly the planes. No one can give a 100% guarantee that  a plane will land all the time.

Bernie On Democracy

Up until the past year I doubt if there were more than a few million people in this nation who even knew that Bernie Sanders was a US Senator from Vermont. But,these days, Bernie is declaiming and declaring his views on just about any and all subjects. So, here is the Sanders take on the state of democracy:

“Democracy is not always nice and quiet and gentle, but that is where the Democratic party should go.Democracy is messy. Every day my life is messy. But, if you want everything to be just and orderly and allowing, you know just things to proceed without more debate, that is not what democracy is all about.” Frankly, this is the sort of comment one might hear from the great Donald Trump. Reality, Bernie: as of this date Hillary Clinton has secured three million more votes than you have. I assume in your version of democracy, the one with the most votes, wins.

“Oops, I Was Wrong”

In 2003, the dynamic duo of George Bush and British Prime Minister Tony Blair were the ones who set in motion the great invasions of Iraq. A decade later, Tony finally got around to sort of explaining what went wrong. “For sure, we underestimated profoundly the forces that were at work in the region. To be honest, (I sure am glad he is being honest)  my understanding of the Middle East is a lot deeper today than when I was Prime Minister.”

I would assume, a Government in England had something known as a “Foreign Office” staffed by people who did have some understanding of the Middle East. The real question is: was Tony Blair urged to go a different path by Middle East experts in the Foreign Office?

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the human condition from a 25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

My greatest virtue in life is that I do NOT believe I know THE TRUTH.

I have never followed any leader with eyes shut to reality.

Bernie Sanders may have been raised in Brooklyn, but he never learned ‘street smarts.’

Chris Christie standing next to Donald Trump looks like the little man on the top of a wedding cake.

Ah for the glory days of George Bush.

I root for LeBron James to be beaten, he is just too good to win all the time.

This is the most politically ignorant generation of young people in American history.