Category Archives: Religion

Donald Plays Man Card

As everyone knows by now, Donald Trump is sick and tired of Hillary coming across as the great defender of women. He believes it is time for him to play the man card and wipe out Hillary as a candidate.

1. When elected he will make as his first law a requirement for every husband to place his wife’s name in a lottery and Donald personally will hump her.

2. Donald has promised to only appoint white males to his Cabinet–if women want Hillary, then suffer the consequences.

3. Donald will challenge President Vladimir Putin to a bull shit session in which the one who makes the most and loudest threats wins the other’s country.

4. Donald will challenge Hillary Clinton on TV to a fucking contest to determine who can continue fucking the longest!

5. Donald personally will waterboard any Muslim terrorist until he drowns or talks!

6. Donald will challenge Hillary Clinton to a shouting contest, the loudest and crudest wins the election!

7. If Ted Cruz wants to run as his vice president,then he has to perform oral sex. Of course, Christ Christie already is the personal valet of Donald.

So, Hillary, bring on the women!

Terrorists Strike Again!

There is no doubt that ISIS and other terrorist militants have diverted attention to the Middle East in order to disguise their real objective of destruction. NO, they are not seeking to destroy the World Trade Center nor plant bombs in subways or send terrorist squads to murder children in schools. NO, they have more important targets to damage in order to end the ability of the western world to end wars in the Middle East.

A recent video caught terrorists in action right out in the middle of the day! The video clearly showed a man brutally sexually attacking  a pregnant –not a woman–NO, a pregnant SEAL. Firs the terrorists came for the seals, then they came for the sharks, then they came for the whales –and guess who  was then on their list— your wife, your daughter or your grandmother!!

There are reports that Donald Trump has promised to build a Wall, a  huge wall on the beaches of every waterfront in the world and he personally will save the whales. He dares Hillary Clinton to protect female seals!!

Alabama Is Always Alabama

The legislature, the governor and the courts in Alabama are currently under the control of Republicans. One must understand the central and fundamental belief of Republicans is the sanctity of the right of those with money and power to maintain what they have. The city of Birmingham is controlled by subversive forces who owe allegiance of Communists and Socialists and we all know their agenda–take from the rich and give to the poor. That is why schools are banned from teaching the story of Robin Hood in Alabama.

Anyway, the Socialists in Birmingham voted to increase the minimum wage which is $7.25 an hour to $8.25 an hour this year and to the astronomical level of $10.10 and hour in 2017. The State legislature came to the rescue and made it illegal for cities to increase wages without their approval.

I was led to believe by Republicans that they opposed Big Government taking away the rights of local government.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

We offer observations on the  human condition from a  25 year old mind trapped in an 85 year old body.

NOBODY ASKED ME BUT

Republicans have a romance with stupidity.

Carly Fiorina was fired as head of Hewlett Packard, who else would Ted seek to be his running mate?

I await with hope that Republicans will finally turn to Sarah Palin. After all, she sure can shoot straight.

Ah, for a President of the USA who regards women as bimbos!

Of course, in fairness to Donald, a bimbo IS seeking the Democratic nomination.

There are moments when I believe we Americans have a rendevous with disaster.

I wonder what Ben Carson is doing these days–cutting up bodies?

General Cruz To Rescue

I am a graduate of City College of New York which in no way has the stature of the Ivy League. Ted Cruz attended two Ivy League institutions including Harvard  Law School. So, who am I to question the intelligence of this allegedly bright young man? After all, Ted has incredible fascinating proposals on how to win the war in Syria against the dreaded ISIS beasts. He sent the co-chair of his campaign to SYRIA in order to check on what is happening. Dick Black met with officials of the Syrian government since who else could clarify the situation?

Dick and Ted now believe the United States should support the regime of President Assad! Of course,  any idiot who never went to an Ivy League school knows that President Assad is the cause of this conflict, but, then again, Ted is a brilliant graduate of the Harvard Law School so how can anyone question his ideas? Then again, Ted just announced that if he ran for President, he would select Carly Fiorina as his running mate! I wonder why he did not choose Sara Palin?

Only In Oklahoma!

During the past thirty years we Americans have witnessed the emergence of people who inhabit the southern climes of our nation who apparently view the world through a different lens than that of normal humans on this planet. In a UNANIMOUS decision of the Oklahoma State Criminal Appeals Court, justices ruled that teen age girl who was drunk was NOT raped when the boy had oral sex with her. This  girl was with a boy who got her completely drunk and her alcohol level was .34.

The boy claimed that she had consented to sex while dead drunk and the justices agreed that since she had consented, regardless of being unconscious, the it did not fall under the category of rape. Ah, to be in Oklahoma, where the winds sweep across its plains and boys rape girls who are unconscious and dead drunk!

Let’s Play Cards

Donald Trump is sick and tried of the bitch from New York playing that woman card. He is angry because  this broad has stacked the deck so he cannot get a wining hand in the fame of women  Poker. So, we decided to present some card games that might interest Donald:

A game of Trump You which consists of Donald having all the cards and you  only get those he decides.

“Ace  in the Hole.” I get all the votes of those with Giant Pricks  and you get all those with small peckers.

He wants to play with a Royal Flush which consists of playing with a game of Poker with Jeb Bush and Rick Perry, guess who always loses?

Of course, Hillary wants to play the game of  who has the Women Card by pushing for higher pay for women, child care and paid maternity  leave.

Of course no one wants to play Poker with Ben Carson since he has the most difficult poker hand to decipher.

A popular game for Donald is throwing the deck of cards on the floor so Chris Christie can get on his knees and pick them up.

Carly And Ted

Ted Cruz is having some problems attracting women to his side. Why this is so is among the mysteries of this presidential campaign. Perhaps, just perhaps, it might stem from opposing equal pay for women, opposing child care, opposing, maternity leave or for mocking those who support such anti-female laws. In an effort to reach out to women, Ted has decided that when he  runs for president this fall, his running mate will be Carly Fiorina. You know, the woman who was fired by Hewlett Packard because she ran the company into debt.

Anyway, Carly has written a song which shows her fighting spirit for all Americans.

There once was a gal named Carly

Who liberals, she made sorry,

She was fiery and tough

One speech of hers was enough

So cast your ballot for nonsense

For publicly she displays ignorance

Which Is always her best response.

No Guns For Mentally Disabled?

There is a movement even among some in the NRA to deny the right for a gun to those with records of mental disability. Frankly, I believe this is now confirmation the NRA has been captured by liberals seeking to over turn the US Constitution. If people are to be denied their 2nd Amendment right, how about?

1. Those who want to have America go to war. If they really want a war they must volunteer to fight if they want the right to have a gun.

2. Any cop  who can’t hit a standing target by a shot to the leg. No gun!

3. Any and all convicted for at  least one for a  drug offense. No gun!

4. Hillary Clinton because she wants to take OUR guns from us!

5. Anyone who confesses they will vote for Donald Trump since this is clear evidence of a mental disability.

6. Bernie Sanders, since he does not know how to shoot straight on the issue of guns for all.

7. John Kasich since he is so busy balancing budgets he has no time for gun practice out on the range.

Hillary Vs Donald

Each passing primary day makes clearer and clearer that Hillary Clinton will be facing one another this fall. So, how should Hillary handle the raving mouth?

1.Refust to take his bait and argue over personalities.

2. If he says, Benghazi, respond with the story of 240 US Marines killed by Muslim terrorists in Lebanon when Reagan was president and pose to Donald: “Mr.Trump, do you believe we need a committee to indict the dead president. After all, it happened on his watch?

3. Play ads which simply replay his comments about women.

4. Never, ever, raise your voice when with him. Let him do the shouting.

5. Discuss the millions of jobs created by exports.

6. Every so often just stare with contempt when you gaze at him.

7. Demand that he specify exactly which jobs are coming back from China.

8. Repeatedly note the fact that more Hispanics leave America than enter it.

9. Demand that he outline the specifics of his Middle East foreign policy.